@sethfranum maybe one of those boutique switch game card distributors will take the challenge and make one for those that want a physical copy. I’m sure there is a high enough demand from us, the collectors of physical media. (We are essentially the asylum’s archivists at this point in time…)
So it’s got a bit of the strange literary and visionary musings of Stanislaw Lem (Solaris) Terry Gilliam’s time traveling insanity a la 12 Monkeys/Chris Marker’s La Jatée and a bit of David Cronenberg’s bodily horrors for atmospheric flavor?
I really hope someone creates a fix for the controls on these games. They’re part of gaming history and to only remember them as a fading memory would be truly heartbreaking.
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Game Key Cards since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for Game Key Cards at this micro-instant. For these. Hate. Hate. (borrowed and augmented a bit from Harlan Ellison’s I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM.
If there is a direct inbound, please for the love of Pete & Pete- let there be a significant portion focusing on Metroid Prime: Beyond. Perhaps a shadow drop of Echoes and Corruption to satiate us until the former’s 2025 release date???
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Re: Cronos: The New Dawn Gets A Deep Dive Trailer, And It's Looking Awesome
@sethfranum maybe one of those boutique switch game card distributors will take the challenge and make one for those that want a physical copy. I’m sure there is a high enough demand from us, the collectors of physical media. (We are essentially the asylum’s archivists at this point in time…)
Re: Cronos: The New Dawn Gets A Deep Dive Trailer, And It's Looking Awesome
So it’s got a bit of the strange literary and visionary musings of Stanislaw Lem (Solaris) Terry Gilliam’s time traveling insanity a la 12 Monkeys/Chris Marker’s La Jatée and a bit of David Cronenberg’s bodily horrors for atmospheric flavor?
Well then- COUNT ME IN.
This looks delicious!
Re: Nintendo Announces New 'Hello, Mario!' App For Switch And Mobile Devices
Removed; user is banned
Re: Nintendo Announces New 'Hello, Mario!' App For Switch And Mobile Devices
@PrinceVegeta don’t call me names, fella.
Re: Nintendo Announces New 'Hello, Mario!' App For Switch And Mobile Devices
@Yojimbo again- yuck.
Re: Nintendo Announces New 'Hello, Mario!' App For Switch And Mobile Devices
@Suketoudara yuck.
Re: Nintendo Announces New 'Hello, Mario!' App For Switch And Mobile Devices
@N00BiSH you made me cackle with that. Well done.
Re: Nintendo Announces New 'Hello, Mario!' App For Switch And Mobile Devices
What is the purpose of this dreck?
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Playable At Fan Expo Canada This Month
@Kriandis oh Lord Lucifer- please let this happen.
Re: Nightdive Studios Reveal "Definitive" Re-Release Of 'Heretic + Hexen' On Switch
I would love to see Nightdive bring back The Suffering or Condemned series one day. Those games were amazing!
Re: 'Mina The Hollower', Yacht Club's Retro Zelda-Inspired Adventure, Scores Switch 2 Release Date
This looks terrific.
Love Yacht Club Games so very much.
Onto the queue it goes.
Re: Forget Silksong, This New Terminator 2D Overview Trailer Looks Stupidly Good
Oh. Definitely picking this up. Love the first two films and this game looks absolutely splendid. Can’t wait to play.
Re: UFO 50 Gets A Surprise Shadow Drop On Switch Today
Never heard of these titles. Interesting.
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting The Switch 2 Upgrade For Kirby And The Forgotten Land?
Of course.
Love that Little Pink Devourer of Worlds.
Re: Mini Review: The House Of The Dead 2: Remake (Switch) - Erratic Controls Chomp At Another Classic
I really hope someone creates a fix for the controls on these games. They’re part of gaming history and to only remember them as a fading memory would be truly heartbreaking.
Re: Nintendo Won't Let Charity Speedrunning Event Use Its Games Without Permission, Because Of Course
I love Nintendo’s games and consoles but I loathe Nintendo as a company. This is abhorrent behavior on their part.
Re: Hitman: Absolution Sneaks Onto Switch 1 Later This Year, Switch 2 In 2026
@Fiergala the story, the black humor, the variety of executions and neat world building cemented my love for this game and the franchise.
Re: This Fortnite 'Power Rangers' Trailer Is Absolutely Awesome
Fortnite and its affiliates need to foreclose and go away forever.
Re: Nintendo Sends Out Second Game-Key Card & Physical Game Survey
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Game Key Cards since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for Game Key Cards at this micro-instant. For these. Hate. Hate. (borrowed and augmented a bit from Harlan Ellison’s I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM.
Re: Feature: What We Expect From Nintendo For Super Mario Bros.' 40th Anniversary
Expect nothing and hope for the best.
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Playable At Fan Expo Canada This Month
Just release the damn game already.
Re: Nintendo Reconfirms Release Windows For Major Upcoming Switch 2 Games
The wait for the next Metroid Prime is Beyond agonizing. RIMSHOT
Re: Hitman: Absolution Sneaks Onto Switch 1 Later This Year, Switch 2 In 2026
One of the best games in the franchise. Definitely grabbing this.
Re: Mortal Kombat's Legacy Kollection Might Actually Get A Proper Physical Release On Switch 2
MORTAL KOMBATTTTT Techno Music Intensifies
Re: Surprise! Bloober Team Is Bringing Sci-Fi Scares To Switch 2 With 'Cronos: The New Dawn'
Never heard of this series. Any good?
Re: Reaction: Switch 2 Needed A Partner Showcase With Pep; This Wasn't It
Wasn’t too impressed with this direct either. A few games will surely be purchased but I’m really aching for something new.
Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase July 2025: Every Announcement, Game Reveal, Trailer
Once Upon a KATAMARI, Yakuza: Kiwami 2 and Shinobi look great. Don’t care for the rest.
Re: Yakuza Kiwami 2 Brawls Onto Switch 2 In November
@fenlix are you kidding? Kiwami 2 is one of the best of the series! Just stop, fella.
Re: Hitman: Absolution Sneaks Onto Switch 1 Later This Year, Switch 2 In 2026
@SillyG correct.
Re: Hitman: Absolution Sneaks Onto Switch 1 Later This Year, Switch 2 In 2026
I hope we get the rest of the classic games including Blood Money as well. Love these games so very much.
Re: Yakuza Kiwami 2 Brawls Onto Switch 2 In November
Yo’, Kiryu-Chan! My Body is Ready!
Re: A Brand New Katamari Game Is Coming To Switch
ROYAL RAINBOW. HECK YEAH!
I am overjoyed with this announcement- the first couple of KATAMARI are some of the best games ever made.
The Prince and The King of All Cosmos should be in the next Super Smash Bros.
Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A Reveals Another Pre-Order Distribution
The last good Pokémon games were ultra sun and moon. This one looks rubbish.
Re: Shantae's Long Lost GBA Sequel 'Risky Revolution' Gets Switch Release Date
I absolutely adore this series. Can’t wait to pick it up next month.
Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase Announced For Tomorrow, 31st July 2025
Maybe we can get some ports of MANHUNT, BULLY and GTA IV/V next…
(I’d love to see these hit my console on the go…)
Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase Announced For Tomorrow, 31st July 2025
@Diowine Retro Studios is a partner of Nintendo… we very well could get Metroid Prime news…
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's SNES Library With A Mouse Game
Love the music to this game so very much. Remember playing this for HOURS upon HOURS back in the day.
Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase Announced For Tomorrow, 31st July 2025
@Diowine I didn’t ask you.
Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase Announced For Tomorrow, 31st July 2025
Please let there be some Metroid Prime: Beyond News and shadow drops of Echoes, Corruption and so on. I want my Samus fix!
Re: Animal Well Is Getting A Gorgeous New Physical From Lost In Cult
Looking forward to playing this.
Re: Nintendo Schedules Network Maintenance For Thursday
If there is a direct inbound, please for the love of Pete & Pete- let there be a significant portion focusing on Metroid Prime: Beyond. Perhaps a shadow drop of Echoes and Corruption to satiate us until the former’s 2025 release date???
Re: Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound Will "Average" 30fps On Switch
If the lot o’ ye didn’t even know what FPS was, I doubt ye wouldn’t be complainin’ much.
Game looks marvelous though.
Lookin’ forward to play it.
Re: Scott Pilgrim EX Brings More Beat 'Em Up Action To Switch In "Early 2026"
Love the comics, love the movie, love the previous game. Chances are I’m going to love this one as well.
Re: Toby Fox Wants To Celebrate 10 Years Of Undertale With Your Memories
@Broosh This Is The Way 🕷️🕸️
Re: Toby Fox Wants To Celebrate 10 Years Of Undertale With Your Memories
@Broosh spider dance theme intensifies
Re: Ubisoft Reportedly Cancels Star Wars Outlaws Sequel
Unfortunate. With a bit more polish, this could’ve been a really neat game. Better luck next time, I guess.
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Rating Spotted, Fuelling Nintendo Direct Hopes Again
@HotGoomba take my like, darn you. Lol.
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Rating Spotted, Fuelling Nintendo Direct Hopes Again
The wait is starting to feel agonizing.
I want my Samus on the go, dammit!
They better shadow drop Echoes and Corruption too!!!
Re: Xbox Will Reportedly Announce "More Game Ports" For Other Platforms Soon
Not holding my breath with any of this.
Re: NIS America: Trails Beyond The Horizon Switch 2 Game-Key Card Release Is "Most Beneficial Option" For Fans
Game key cards are a bloody ripoff and completely anti consumer. Despicable. I hate how these companies keep trying to justify their greed like this.