@Heavyarms55 Have you seen game play? Models disappear and reappear at random, textures that belong on the N64, uneven layering, glitches, and wonky models and animations. I'm not saying I can code better than them, they are much much better than I will ever be, but they are a high-regard company, and it is their JOBS to release a quality product at a reasonable price. They have officially released a low quality product at an unreasonable price, and as the consumer I have the right to feel cheated.
These looks like discount games you'd find in the bottom of the movie bin at K-Mart. The graphics and textures are awful. Yooka-Laylee looks better than this. They can't use the excuse of not-enough manpower to excuse the lack of pokemon and decent quality, because they make more money in a day than we'll ever make in a lifetime. They could hire anyone they want, so there's no excuse for lack of quality, except rushing the game, which is a horrible management strategy. Who the hell runs GameFreak? Clowns? They diverted half their team to make Little Town Hero, a horribly advertised and made game, and now they shove us this half-baked shell of a Pokemon game and expect us to eat it up, with all of it's cut features, pop-ins, horrible textures, and it's lackluster animations and story! If this game succeeds, then the rest of the games will be empty shells of what they used to be!
Mr. Rime is the unholy amalgamation of hell's fury and humanity's fears. You will WISH to meet regular Mr. mime in a dark alley, instead of this ungodly hellspawn.
It looks good, like freshly cooked Cornish Game Hen with a side of Pepsi and Pepsi brand family of products. These can be purchased at your local ACME or food distributor. To learn more call 555-555-KRoolMain5 5
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Re: The Utterly Ridiculous Fight Crab Will Finally Launch On Switch In Summer 2020
FiNaLlY, A gamE FoR mE! A cRAb man!!!
Re: Round Up: All The Games From The Nintendo Indie World Showcase - December 2019
WHERE WAS SMASH AND BOTW 2!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Re: People Order Switch Consoles From Amazon, Get Hilariously Random Items Instead
So that's where those random items i ordered ended up! I just got a bunch of Switches!
Re: Random: Yes, We’re Getting Untitled Goose Game Socks
Finally, I can use these to strangle geese in real life!
Re: Review: Decay Of Logos - An Epic Mess Of A Game, Despite The Lengthy Delay On Switch
This reminds me of my deer companion that traveled with when I was lost in Yosemite park. I had to kill him to fend of the COPPAS.
Re: Anniversary: Feel Old Everyone, Donkey Kong Country Turns 25 Today
That game gave me night terrors of a giant, tie-wearing ape eating my family then stealing my bananas.
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield's Pokédex Contains A Dire Warning About Climate Change
Imma continue dumping chlorine and bleach into rivers and lakes
Re: A New Paid Membership Service Is Being Added To Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Darth vader
Re: You Can Now Play As A Star Wars Stormtrooper In Fortnite
NO FROM ME CHIEF
Re: Music: Pokémon Diamond And Pearl Are Getting A Fanmade Orchestral Makeover
yeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Random: Conan O'Brien Pokes Fun At Sonic's New Movie Design
THAT'S BEASTIALITY
Re: Pokémon Fans Get 'Game Freak Lied' Trending As Sword And Shield Drama Intensifies Yet Again
Wow that's not very cash money of Gamefreak!
Re: Yes, The Sonic Movie Redesign Was Led By Sonic Mania Animator Tyson Hesse
@Nomad
Then you are WRONG
Re: Video: Pokémon Sword And Shield Brings The Hype With New 'Epic Battle' Commercial
@Heavyarms55
Have you seen game play? Models disappear and reappear at random, textures that belong on the N64, uneven layering, glitches, and wonky models and animations. I'm not saying I can code better than them, they are much much better than I will ever be, but they are a high-regard company, and it is their JOBS to release a quality product at a reasonable price. They have officially released a low quality product at an unreasonable price, and as the consumer I have the right to feel cheated.
Re: Video: Pokémon Sword And Shield Brings The Hype With New 'Epic Battle' Commercial
These looks like discount games you'd find in the bottom of the movie bin at K-Mart. The graphics and textures are awful. Yooka-Laylee looks better than this. They can't use the excuse of not-enough manpower to excuse the lack of pokemon and decent quality, because they make more money in a day than we'll ever make in a lifetime. They could hire anyone they want, so there's no excuse for lack of quality, except rushing the game, which is a horrible management strategy.
Who the hell runs GameFreak? Clowns? They diverted half their team to make Little Town Hero, a horribly advertised and made game, and now they shove us this half-baked shell of a Pokemon game and expect us to eat it up, with all of it's cut features, pop-ins, horrible textures, and it's lackluster animations and story! If this game succeeds, then the rest of the games will be empty shells of what they used to be!
Re: Sonic Creator Yuji Naka Still Has One Problem With The Movie Redesign
Now he doesn't look like the Anti-Christ! He now looks like a beloved video game character!
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Version 6.1.0 Is Coming "In The Next Few Days"
@andrew20
Why would they put trash in a good game?
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Version 6.1.0 Is Coming "In The Next Few Days"
If they decide to nerf Banjo, then that's gonna be a NO from me CHIEF
Re: Two New Pokémon Revealed In Sword And Shield's 'Final' Trailer
Mr. Rime is the unholy amalgamation of hell's fury and humanity's fears. You will WISH to meet regular Mr. mime in a dark alley, instead of this ungodly hellspawn.
Re: There Are "No Plans" To Bring The Full Pokédex To Pokémon Sword And Shield, And Future Games Will Follow Suit
But why tho? They have the literal definition of MONEY
Re: Kirby Transforms Into A Fatal Cutie When He Uses His Copy Ability On Terry Bogard
He looks like the forbidden play-dough left behind in the storm drain.
Re: Terry Bogard Will Be Available In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Today
WHERES MY BOY MINECRAFT STEVE
Re: Rumour: The Starter Evolutions For Pokémon Sword And Shield Might Have Been Leaked
Sobs My baby grookey is all grown up! LONG LIVE THE GROOKEY GANG
Re: Step Aside Yoshi - Woven Is Bringing A Different Woolly World To Switch This November
Looks like a sweet, cuddly, acid trip. Right, talking RAbbit!!
Re: Guide: Pokémon Sword And Shield - All Gen 8 Pokémon Announced For The Galar Region
WOW FIRST COMMENT
Re: Netflix's The Witcher Series Secures December Release Date, New Trailer Revealed
Where's EVIL WAGENIUS ON NETFLIX
Re: Random: Fan Makes Amazing Mario Kart Mod Where Waluigi Races By Running On Foot
He's running from his problems
Re: Random: Rare Expands Its Official Banjo-Kazooie Swag Collection With A Colourful Keychain
@xshinox
No, it's my cat's earring
Re: Random: Rare Expands Its Official Banjo-Kazooie Swag Collection With A Colourful Keychain
I could put those on my diabetic cat!
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield Will Feature New Gigantamax Forms Of Charizard, Pikachu And More
Gigantamax Meowth looks like the demon who appears in my bedroom and watches sesame street with me on HBO
Re: Random: Hooray! Now Everyone Can Look Just Like Movie Sonic
Sweet! I can wear this and run into hotels screaming "HE'S COMING! BOW BEFORE HIM"!
Re: Mario Kart Tour's Diddy Kong Pack Costs £39, The Same Price As Mario Kart 8 Deluxe On Switch
Diddy KONG, DIDDY KONG IS HERE
Re: Feature: "Nintendo Killed My Son!" - Pulling Apart A Tragic Headline More Than Two Decades On
@Dpullam
Yes, it sadly led to my demise.
Re: Game Freak Discusses Pokémon Sword And Shield's Three Starters In More Detail
Grookey Gang will rise again!!!
Re: Enchanted Portals Is A Cuphead-Style Co-Op Game Eyeing Up A Release On Switch
That is TOTALLY copy and paste! WTF
Re: Feature: "Nintendo Killed My Son!" - Pulling Apart A Tragic Headline More Than Two Decades On
Oh, when I DIE from playing Bambi on ps2, no one bats an eye!
Re: Random: iPhone Charging Cable On The Fritz? Get A Sleeping Pokémon On It
Can I use this for the cable of my life support on my deathbed?
Re: Video: Check Out Ash And Pikachu In The New Pokémon Anime Series
POKEMANS GOTTA CONTAIN EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL SPECIES! POKEMANS!!
Re: Video: Game Freak's Little Town Hero Gets Treated To A New Trailer
Where's Pikachu?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
SHOW ME PIKACHU!!!!!
Re: Mario Kart Tour Has A Paid Subscription Service For Bonus In-Game Rewards
Wow oh boy oh jolly. I cant wait to spend my life savings on metal Mario
Re: Rev Up Your Engines For The Mario Kart 8 Deluxe North American Open
Wow, I can get $25 worth of games of poor quality!
Re: Niantic Pays $4m In Pokémon GO Trespassing Lawsuit, Will Introduce New Report System
That won't stop me from going near single-family homes
Re: Sans From Undertale Is Coming To Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
cries It's so beautiful!!!
Re: Review: Bubsy: Paws On Fire! - How Many Lives Does This Bobcat Have?
The Hole.ios man from Rick and Morty broke into my house and hit my diabetic cat when I brought this game home.
Re: You'll Need To Pre-Order Yooka-Laylee And The Impossible Lair To Get Its N64 Tonic Mod At Launch
SILENCE BRAND
Re: Shovel Knight: King Of Cards Is Complete And "Coming Soon" To Switch
Oh boy, I can't wait for this add on for a cheap game that was released nearly 3 years ago and will probably suck.
Re: Review: Whipseey And The Lost Atlas - A Kirby Clone That's Over In The Blink Of An Eye
Wow it lasted longer than my marriage
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield Info Drop Reveals Battle Stadium, New Abilities And More
Where's my boy Aipom! This sucks worse than considering to buy Greenland!
Re: Shovel Knight's Board Game Kickstarter Is Back Online After Initial Cancellation
It looks good, like freshly cooked Cornish Game Hen with a side of Pepsi and Pepsi brand family of products. These can be purchased at your local ACME or food distributor. To learn more call
555-555-KRoolMain5
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Re: Jim Carrey Responds To Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Backlash, Delay And Redesign
That old Sonic design gave me Emu War Flaskbacks