I heard that a homeless man broke into the Arms office and started wailing and they recorded it. That's why the game's soundtrack is the same tune over and over. It has me up in arms.
I remember the day I saw that movie! While leaving the parking lot, I was in such a daze about the horribleness of the movie that I rear-ended Kevin James' Mercedes.
WAIT. Are you NOT supposed to see colorful pokemon dancing in the corner of your vision at all times? Was I NOT supposed to see that Mr. Mime bathing with me?
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Re: Nintendo 3DS Production Has Officially Come To An End
WE’LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!
Re: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Officially Announced For Switch, Includes All DLC And New Content
YESSSS
YESSSSS
Re: Minecraft's Nether Update Comes To Switch Next Week
Where’s the cave update???????????????????????????????????????????
Re: Minecraft Dungeons
@Nin10doh It crashed if I put it in home menu for too long.
Re: Minecraft Dungeons
I CANT PAUSE THE GAME. WHAT THE F-CK!!!!!!!!
Re: Video: 7 Strange Myths Surrounding Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Clicks on article. Sees it is a video. Turns off NintendoLife.
Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons Version 1.2.1 Patches Duplication Glitches
I just wanted to duplicate the Star Wars Holiday Special!!!!!
Re: Famitsu Poll Reveals Readers' Favourite Fire Emblem Games
I refer to myself as an “artist”. Don’t tell DonkeyKongMain!
Re: Talking Point: Are You Suffering From Animal Crossing: New Horizons Fatigue?
I don’t play animal crossing because I don’t take orders from BEASTS.
Re: Famitsu Poll Reveals Readers' Favourite Fire Emblem Games
@RPGamer
The only anime worth anything is Pokemon
Re: Minecraft Dungeons Switch eShop File Size Revealed
@davisv-mon
Sorry I took so long to respond. I was deep in the mines looking for the part where I ASKED.
Re: Famitsu Poll Reveals Readers' Favourite Fire Emblem Games
Anime is terrible
Re: Random: Reggie Says Animal Crossing: New Horizons Should Give Out More Star Fragments - Do You Agree?
I'm Jesus Christ on my island.
HE HAS RISEN!
Re: Site News: If You've Got A Moment, Could You Complete Our Reader Survey?
They want TOO much info about me.
Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons Villager Potentially Leaks Museum Art Gallery Update
HMMMMMMMMMMMM perhaps
Re: Flipnote April Fools' Prank Results In Immediate Backlash And Abuse Towards Its Creator
I've been bamboozled once too many. Now, it's time to watch Ghostbusters 2016 and cringe to death.
Re: Video: Nintendo Takes A Look Back At Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Biggest Moments
@hbkay
Yeah, one of the greatest games ever created must be "Button mashing nonsense" according to you.
cough you're wrong cough
Re: Mini Review: Pooplers - We’re Not Kidding, This Game Really Is Poop
My cousin Cornelius had a hand in this.
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Sixth DLC Fighter Is From ARMS
I heard that a homeless man broke into the Arms office and started wailing and they recorded it. That's why the game's soundtrack is the same tune over and over. It has me up in arms.
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield's Latest Event Rotates Some Version Exclusives
All of my trading, my bartering, and my swapping......
They really just f****d me over.
Re: Sakurai Says There's A "High Probability" Of Smash Bros. DLC Development Not Proceeding As Scheduled
The smash hype train will go on forever thanks to delays!
Re: Mini Review: Spartan Fist - This ARMS-Style Brawler Fails To Pack A Punch
Who in their right mind would rip off arms?!?!? That game sucks!!!
Re: Review: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX - Fun, But Only In Short Doses
Grookeys not in it? I'M OUT
Re: Mario Is Number One In This Poll About Most Wanted Live-Action Video Game Movies
@GoddessPhoebe
What's wrong with a pong Movie?
Re: Mario Is Number One In This Poll About Most Wanted Live-Action Video Game Movies
I remember the day I saw that movie! While leaving the parking lot, I was in such a daze about the horribleness of the movie that I rear-ended Kevin James' Mercedes.
Re: Super Mario And Levi's Join Forces For A Mushroom Kingdom Clothing Collaboration
Sweet! Now I can go to court wearing my "awesome" Mario pants and testify against my involvement in The Harambe Murder.
Re: Here Are Two Teaser Posters For The Upcoming Monster Hunter Movie
Will my boy BIRD UP be in this?
Re: Shovel Knight Dig Won't Arrive Until 2021, Yacht Club Confirms
Can someone please stop Yacht Club Game? They keep shoving shovel knight down my f****g throat. I'm getting REAL tired of all this shovelware!
Re: New Details And Screenshots Emerge For Pokémon Home
I CAN KEEP THEM THERE FOREVER
Re: Random: Activision Turns Crash Bandicoot Into An Endless Runner For Mobile
WOW IM EXCITED
Re: Harley Quinn Arrives In Fortnite Today
Fortnite x Wii Party Babiez
Re: Gigantamax Toxtricity Revealed For Pokémon Sword And Shield
EVERY. TEAM. EVER. has a toxtricity.
Re: Feature: It's Been Nearly Five Years, So Where In The World Is Pikmin 4?
THEORY: Joe Pesci stole the only copy after seeing how bad it was and destroyed it to protect us!
Re: Illumination's Mario Movie Is "Moving Along Smoothly", Aiming For 2022 Release
You know people are going to pull a Peewee Herman while watching this.
Re: Rare Explains How It Worked With Nintendo On Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Banjo-Kazooie DLC
WHERES STEVE AT?!?!?!
Re: Poll: Are You Happy With Smash Bros. Ultimate Challenger 5?
@NintendoByNature
The glove is actually the Physical Manifestation of a Being of Higher Existence. HE is CONFIRMED.
Re: Poll: Are You Happy With Smash Bros. Ultimate Challenger 5?
@AnnoyingFrenzy
HE ALSO SAID THAT THE HAMBURGER HELPER IS IN!
Re: Poll: Are You Happy With Smash Bros. Ultimate Challenger 5?
STEVE HARVEY FOR SMASH. MY COUSIN'S NEIGHBOR'S DOG SAID SO!
Re: Remember That Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Clone That Killed A PS4? It's Coming To Switch
It's like me and my copy DonkeyKongMain
Re: Sonic's Upcoming Movie Receives A PG Rating
Dang. Now I HAVE to take my weird nephew to see this piece of crap
Re: Super Nintendo World News Is Imminent, Says Universal Japan
I heard donkey kong will kill you if you sneak in.....
All you hear is the DK rap getting louder and louder
Re: Random: Moonwalking Zacian Should Be The Next Luigi Death Stare, Change Our Minds
MOONWALKING ZAMAZENTA CHANGE MY MIND
Re: Hey Nintendo, Can The Next Switch Update Look Something Like This Please?
Finally i will be able to send messages to complete strangers! WHAT CAN GO WRONG!!?!??!?!?!
Re: Pokémon GO's New Buddy Adventure Update Brings Your Favourite Partner To Life
WAIT. Are you NOT supposed to see colorful pokemon dancing in the corner of your vision at all times? Was I NOT supposed to see that Mr. Mime bathing with me?
Re: Reggie Resurrects 'Fils-A-Mech' For The Game Awards 2019
I have a statue of Reggie in my attic that i put on my lawn for Cinco De Mayo. He wears a fun sombrero.
Re: Random: Is Nintendo UK Getting Cheekily Political With This Animal Crossing Poster?
ThaTs offEnSive To meEEEee
Re: Lionsgate To Produce Hybrid Live-Action Movie Starring Ubisoft's Rabbids
Finally, my long life has been completed. I have to summon DonkeyKongMain and gorge ourselves on upcoming info.
Re: Random: Rare Forgot To Remove A Shotgun From Donkey Kong 64 Before Showing Miyamoto
Donkey Kong packing heat
Re: Round Up: All The Games From The Nintendo Indie World Showcase - December 2019
@Chunkboi79
You seem like a Donkey Kong Main to ME. HMMMMMMMMM