This reminds me of the time when the hello kitty gang roamed my neighborhood and stole my dog and put a hello kitty mask on it. I've never been so scared to leave the house.
It's been three years since the red, blue, and yellow gang wars began. My diabetic cat enlisted on team yellow while I was team blue, so dinners with him were INTENSE.
Jesus. I promised my sociopath neighbor that he would be there and now he's on a rampage in the woods. Wait... where's my diabetic cat? Dangit Jimmy! Give him back!
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Re: Edelgard And The Black Eagles Are The Most Popular In Fire Emblem: Three Houses
i like turtles
Re: Move Over Mario, Garfield Kart Is Back And It's Coming To Switch
I just crapped my pants. God has given me his son, Garfield. Thank you God. Thank you Garfield. "Sobs"
Re: Class Action Lawsuit Officially Filed Against Nintendo For Switch Joy-Con "Drifting" Issues
YESSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chicken nugget
Re: Game Freak Isn't Reusing 3DS Models In Pokémon Sword and Shield
Uh-oh, my B.S alarm is going off!
Re: Rumour: Super Nintendo World Rides And Layout Potentially Revealed In "Leaked" Images
Oh GOD it looks like Mario's hell house!!!!
Re: Video: Amazing Zelda Levels In Super Mario Maker 2 That Are Wonderfully Wholesome
@Nomad
NO, YOU'RE IMPRESSIVE!
Re: Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp Teams Up With Hello Kitty And Sanrio For In-Game Rewards
This reminds me of the time when the hello kitty gang roamed my neighborhood and stole my dog and put a hello kitty mask on it. I've never been so scared to leave the house.
Re: Video: Nintendo Highlights "Games For Every Gamer" With Existing And Upcoming Releases
Too bad I splurged my money on bit coins and gave them to a homeless guy before they went valuable. You're welcome, DONALD TRUMP
Re: Smash Bros. Ultimate Splatoon-Themed Spirit Event Starts This Friday
That little cat scares the absolute crap out of me
Re: Chicken Wiggle Workshop Unlikely To Be Released On Switch This Year
Oh no! How can I go on without chicken little!? Wait... Chicken WIGGLE.... Then I don't give a damn.
Re: Guide: Pokémon Sword And Shield: All Version-Exclusive Pokémon And Gym Leaders
What about pokemon gun?
Re: Video: How To Use Every Power-Up In Super Mario Maker 2
You have to TOUCH the powerups for them to work? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: Anniversary: Pokémon GO Turns Three Years Old Today
It's been three years since the red, blue, and yellow gang wars began. My diabetic cat enlisted on team yellow while I was team blue, so dinners with him were INTENSE.
Re: Reminder: Piranha Plant Codes For Smash Bros. Ultimate Expire At The End Of June
How do you forget this kind of stuff?
Re: Nintendo's Quality Of Life Initiative Is Still Alive, But Has No Link To Pokémon Sleep
Everyone: Pokemon go plus PLUS?
Pokemon: It was BIG BRAIN TIME
Re: Police Confirm That YouTuber Desmond "Etika" Amofah Has Died
Rest in Peace! You were one of my favorite youtubers!
Re: Soapbox: Why Sword And Shield's Pokémon Purge Will Benefit Everyone
Aipom best be in this. I'll be quite furious if my boi got snapped.
Re: Nintendo's Doug Bowser Shares Fun Little Anecdote About His E3 Direct Performance
I always thought bowser wasn't real.
Re: Luigi's Mansion 3 Boss Battles Will Be More Exciting Than Dark Moon, Says Producer
Go WEEGEE. GO WEEGEE. GO!!!!
Re: Guide: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Full Character Roster List
Where are STEVE AND LOUIE. if they don't show up I will continue to main King K. Rool!
Re: Pre-Orders For The Zelda: Link's Awakening amiibo Are Now Live
I'll buy it to throw at the kids lining up for the school buses for summer school. HaHA!
Re: Random: Animal Crossing's Angry Mole Mr. Resetti Has Lost His Job
Ha! Resetti lost his job! The crumbling economy is working! yeah!!!!!, I'm so worried!!!!
Re: Take On An Isometric Survival Adventure When Distrust Crash-Lands On Switch
It's like that big chungus movie, Chungus Among Us.
Re: Review: Radiation City - A Bug-Ridden Clone Of DayZ That's Laughably Overpriced
Best game ever. 15 rubles out of 40 smeggles.
Re: Video: Watch Miyamoto And Tezuka "Spin The Wheel" At E3 2019
Cleveland show is better than this crap
Re: Feature: The Big Nintendo Summary From E3 2019 - Day Two
That pikachu looks like my neighbor when he finds that I left my pool unlocked
Re: The Entirety Of Witcher III Will Be Squeezed Onto A Single Switch Cartridge
Hey, It's just like me trying to squeeze all my court summons into one day!
Re: Random: Gotta Slice Fast With This Official Sonic The Hedgehog Pizza Cutter
Sweet! Now I can use sonic to circumcise my cat!
Re: Random: Here's How Nintendo's Bowser Gag Went Down In Japan, Where He's Known As Koopa
@Don
They simply used the command "/ban"
Re: Random: Here's How Nintendo's Bowser Gag Went Down In Japan, Where He's Known As Koopa
@wollywoo
I am fun at parties. Everyone cheers when I arrive. They would yell, who are you! What are you doing in my house! Get out of here!
Re: Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 Gets A Cred Boost After Fans See Square's Effort
To show you the power of Square Enix, I DIDNT PAY FOR THE ACTORS
Re: Random: Here's How Nintendo's Bowser Gag Went Down In Japan, Where He's Known As Koopa
I nearly crapped my pants when I saw that original, fresh joke about Doug Bowser's name. " Great Work Nintendo" /obvious sarcasm/
Re: Video: Banjo's Smash Reveal Made For Some Crazy Scenes At Nintendo NYC
Where's steve?
Re: Feature: The Big Nintendo Summary From E3 2019 - Day One
@Bevinator
yes
Re: Feature: The Big Nintendo Summary From E3 2019 - Day One
I loved the direct, BUT WHERE IS PIKMIN 4 AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhem
Re: Random: Playing Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Sequel's Trailer In Reverse Is Absolutely Terrifying
dliw eht fo htaerb
Re: Random: Playing Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Sequel's Trailer In Reverse Is Absolutely Terrifying
Breathero of the wilde duo
Re: Nintendo's Market Value Drops By $1 Billion After Animal Crossing Switch Delay
Pickle rick best be in it, or i'll be heckin mad!
Re: A Full Sequel To The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Is Now In Development
WhY Is mY cAT ViBRaTing
Re: Microsoft Details Xbox E3 Schedule, Lists Nintendo Direct As A Place You "Need To Be"
King K Rool for prezidente
Re: Feature: Best Pokémon Games Of All Time
Obviously, white is the best. My main man Digimon was in it.
Re: Rumour: Shigeru Miyamoto Will Be On-Stage During Microsoft’s E3 Briefing (Spoiler Alert: He Wasn't)
Jesus. I promised my sociopath neighbor that he would be there and now he's on a rampage in the woods. Wait... where's my diabetic cat? Dangit Jimmy! Give him back!
Re: The Nintendo Direct Presentation For E3 2019 Will Be About 40 Minutes
Sweet! Now I can watch it while giving my diabetic cat his insulin while he tries to bite my hands!
Re: Random: PETA Makes Woolly Statement About Sheep Pokémon Wooloo, Backlash Ensues
Rise up. We want YOU to join the Grookey Gang!
Re: DOOM Eternal Raises Hell On Switch This November, But It Doesn't Look Like We're Getting The Collector's Edition
Doomguy is my good friend! He once bought me a polar bear slushie from that ancient Kmart slushie machine near the checkout.
Re: Soapbox: The Nintendo World Championships Is Tired, And So Am I
I went there. A guy in a moose costume jumped on my pet air conditioner.
Re: Pokémon Sword And Shield Gets November Release Date And Special Double Pack Release
Long live the Grookey Gang
Re: Suda51 Teases E3 Reveal With Intriguing Character Art
I think its Mario guys. Or possibly Steve for smash
Re: Once Again, EA Angers Switch Fans By Falsely Advertising FIFA 19 Content
Wtf is FUTmas and why should people care
Re: Review: Pokémon Rumble Rush - A Simple Free-To-Play Outing That Only Hardcore Fans Will Love
Wheelie wheelie stupid head