KillerBOB

They should make a game called "Uber Chaos" where you pick up drunk passengers then they throw up in your car and you charge them a $50 cleaning fee.

Don't think that Canadians have good taste though, as a large number of them voted for Justin Trudeau

@GrandScribe

If you take all those things from us, how are we going to be able to properly insult each other in online lobbies???

I will play this on my Polymega in 2024

This is just another variation of the "Nintendo removes/blocks XXXXXXXXXX from YouTube" article that has been posted here 100 times before.

But feel free to rehash all the same arguments below!

@TheFullAndy

I like 'em on yo momma!!! 🔥🔥😂😭☠️

Since it's 2020, I'm assuming that when Arthur loses his armor he will be wearing a pink bra and panties underneath.

Thank you for all you have done for us the past year, China!!!

🙄

@kobashi100

So if you know and admit it has worse visuals, why are you (and others) so upset that this reviewer pointed that out as a "con"? 🤡

To help avoid bed sores and infections during longer gaming sessions, I've recently started to change my adult diapers at least twice a week.

@the_beaver

The game looks significantly worse on Switch then it does on PC or other consoles.

It's okay to say that the graphics are good on Switch, but are still pretty crappy compared to how everyone else has been seeing the game for almost a year.

@John_Deacon

It's a "con" because if a movie was first released on 4K BluRay and looks incredible, and the same film is released later on VHS, it is going to look objectively worse. Any honest review should take this comparison into account and not pretend than the VHS version looks better or even as good as what people were already used to.

Anything that offends the Chinese government is fine by me! They are the worst force on the planet.

Black Screens Matter ✊🏿

Who could have possibly imagined that a group of people who play Smash Bros 16 hours a day and don't maintain proper personal hygiene don't know how to behave themselves around other people?!!

@nessisonett

He should leave the murder victim at his mother's house and let her dispose of the body

He threatened violence in his tweet, so hopefully he is banned.

Will the Saudi Prince pay SNK $10,000 to go on his private yacht and pee on him, or does he only do that stuff with Instagram models?

Looks like Dracula might suck more than just blood

I can't agree.

I played Animal Crossing for 150hrs during lockdown and wished I was dead the entire time.

@PizzaCat

Twinkle Toes McFingerBang

I'd be interested in playing a new Aki style wrestling game, but not one with AEW's horrible roster.

This will still ship before the Polymega though

Game industry consultant says something negative about Nintendo: "That guy doesn't know anything! How does he even have a job?!"

Game industry consultant says something positive about Nintendo: "He's 100% right!"

@NathanTheAsian

Yeah it's almost as if the physical controller has been altered....itself! 🤯

@wariofart

With 5+ million sold already, I'm sure Nintendo will take your protest to heart

@HarvestGoddess

If everyone deleted Twitter, they would cease to exist

There is an overabundance of these types of books nowadays.

@doctorhino

I'm not arguing about this worthless guy for the millionth time like these goofs though, just pointing out how stupid it is 🤡

(I'd say the 80+ people arguing about Pachter for the millionth time aren't very smart either)

@SpacedDuck

Wait until you get to the air force base level haha!

I still love this game though, but it's not for everyone.

@SpacedDuck

I played through the game in its entirety in about 3hrs and had it crash randomly during gameplay no less than four times. There's also a lot more slowdown in the later levels than there should be, especially considering how basic the game looks.

It's still fun and I enjoyed it (I owned the original on CD-ROM when it released), but it could really do with a bug fix update.

Too bad there is no cheat to stop the game from crashing randomly, or to get rid of the slowdown that plagues the air force base level!

I'm waiting to see what shows up on PornHub

Damn, these vidya game nerds have awful taste in women

We now live in a world where Nintendo does lazy ports and Eddie Van Halen is dead.

Is it possible to kill them all?

That first photo looks like a women's hockey game during that time of the month

@CorruptPhoenix

They took down the guys making and selling tools to hack their consoles for piracy 🤡

I'll just wait for Super Mario Bros. 69

Hopefully it's $59

Can you take a knee in this game?

Wow, this is shocking. I will definitely be buying this just to be able to play it with a controller!

Thank god it wasn't Andre! I have to watch his videos with the sound off.

Why would you preorder a book for June 2021 when most of us will be dead?

@muscpt

Danny is the man! A way better comedic actor and writer than Rogan

1995 Nintendo also gave me an unwanted neck rub while I was using a urinal in a Shibuya nightclub

Waifu Uncovered is better

I'd love to play this at my house but there are piles of dog crap all over the floor

@SwitchForce

Do some research, you are making yourself look foolish 🤡

It's a highly sought after item for hardcore gamers/NES collectors. It has nothing to do with the Switch or RingFit scalpers, so I don't know why you are bringing that up 🥱