If I ever get the chance to ask Aounuma or Miyamoto a question, it's going to be "In The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild, what does the Great Fairy do with Link when he upgrades his armor to level 4?"
All so they can publicly confirm it.
I agree with the guy above me, this has to be the most sexually explicit Zelda game to date. No contest.
Proof? Apple has fought the Federal Bureau of Investigation for protecting user information. Google gladly hands it out. Please don't tell me you are naive enough to think Apple is the bad one here.
To be fair, I wasn't actually buying anything. I just wanted to hear your stance on why exactly you worded people to be idiots when they buy phones you can't afford.
Although I must agree that Apple has become a fashion statement in recent times. Coming from an Apple user, their products are too expensive for each's resources used during manufacturing, the only thing Cook has innovated is the Apple Watch, which was not the first of its kind, and all the geniuses that used to reside there are gone. Timmy fired them all. And who the HELL in God's name decided it was a good idea to move the sleep/wake button to the SIDE of the damn phone?! Stupid!
Not only that, but the Mac mini hasn't gotten an update for 4 years now, the new MacBook Pro sucks, the Mac Pro hasn't been looked at for 5 years, iTunes is fegging confusing, and the regular MacBook exists when the MacBook Air was already around. But oh boy, I'm not even finished! iOS and OS X look like something from Fisher-Price, they killed iWeb, and you don't even see any iMacs anymore when you look at a macOS advertisement. As the icing on the cake, Apple prematurely turns their past computers obsolete when they can handle new versions just fine.
Screw this. As soon as 18.04 drops, I'm moving to Ubuntu. Open source, here I come!
I'm not making an argument. I'm stating my opinion. I'm not trying to change anyone. And what I decide to throw out to the internet doesn't dictate my intelligence, just the same as it doesn't dictate yours.
I "conveniently" left out their failures because they were failures. What do you expect?
I never said Nintendo didn't have problems. They've got loads.
QOL is what Iwata was investing in, it's not necessarily a bad idea for Nintendo, and next to all of America and a lot of Europe need more sleep, and sometimes it takes someone telling them to go to sleep for them to go to sleep.
...Yeah, but the NES Classic still flew off shelves... Whenever it was present on shelves. It was plauged by bad supply, sure. But it was still a success because it only stayed in stock for a maximum of 5 minutes.
I never stated they should follow each and every one of Iwata's past ideas. I only cited one, and that one proved to be a good investment (from my view) based upon the documentation.
Nice job analyzing every last bit of my comment, by the way.
This is what Iwata would have wanted. This was his final venture.
Maybe the QOL wouldn't appeal to you people, but it would still sell millions across the world. As we've seen with the Wii, Switch, NES mini, SNES mini, etc., Nintendo is a powerful brand and they make good products.
At the very least, nobody around today selling sleep sensors does it quite like Nintendo does it. I know they will go above and beyond, because they always have.
Indeed. No other animal has caused such pollution and negative effect of the planet.
I never bashed anyone for believing a man-made subject, I'm only stating my opinions upon said subject, that's all.
More than half the wars on the planet are also based upon some sort of connection to religion. Hence, one of the reasons why I'm bashing the subject itself. Not the people, which I see as victims, which is my opinion. Oh look, now I've gone and become politically correct so as to clarify everything and not hurt anyone's feelings.
I think they're just as confusing to you as they are to a lot of people. It's a big topic with big complications, probabilities, and so forth. It takes a lot of processing power to fully comprehend everything there is to think about the subject.
But who's to say we haven't found a third option, besides religion and science? Perhaps this undiscovered third door may be the true origin of everything. That's why I don't think we should go for either one and take it as fact, at least not yet. We don't know everything, so we can't jump to conclusions just yet. It's not time.
Personally, I think it's all an extensively clever business strategy very carefully crafted to exploit the weaknesses in the human psychology, all the while making heavy use of moral manipulation. Truth be told, it's worked like a charm for the last two millenniums. Countless hordes of people have fallen right into it.
Now that being said, I also don't buy the fact that a colossally enormous bang completely out of nowhere just so happened to create the entire universe and everything that embodies it. That makes just about as much sense as "Let there be light.".
As the alien in Contact, one of my favorite movies, said: "You're an interesting species. You humans are capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares."
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Re: Wii U's Failure Is Responsible For Switch's Success, Says Reggie
@gortsi
Coffee all over the desk, eh? You should be damning me to hell.
Re: Movie Review: Pokémon The Movie: I Choose You!
@SM4SHshorts
...Are you... ...EXTRA SURE...?
Re: Wii U's Failure Is Responsible For Switch's Success, Says Reggie
@Abes3
You might want to edit your spelling of 'gcunit' on post #13...
Re: Movie Review: Pokémon The Movie: I Choose You!
"I've never liked Pokémon speaking."
Are you sure?
Re: This Is The Most Touching Miiverse Tribute Of Them All
@AlexSora89
Denial at its finest.
Re: This Is The Most Touching Miiverse Tribute Of Them All
@AlexSora89
You're the only one here who's crying.
Re: This Is The Most Touching Miiverse Tribute Of Them All
@Giygas_95
Same stuff I mentioned?
Re: Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Version 1.3.3 Lets You Repurchase Rare Items
@KirbyTheVampire
Bad news fam, it was discontinued in February.
Re: This Is The Most Touching Miiverse Tribute Of Them All
@Whopper744
My God, you know what was R rated? The final hour in The Legend Of Zelda Community.
Never saw so much racism, expletives, and porn all at once in my life. Man, you thought the Mara article from a few days ago was bad...
Re: The Latest Zelda: Breath of the Wild Gift Aims to Get Your Gear Up to Scratch
If I ever get the chance to ask Aounuma or Miyamoto a question, it's going to be "In The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild, what does the Great Fairy do with Link when he upgrades his armor to level 4?"
All so they can publicly confirm it.
I agree with the guy above me, this has to be the most sexually explicit Zelda game to date. No contest.
Re: Random: Shin Megami Tensei Fans Voted For Their Top Demon, We Kinda Wish They Hadn't
@GC-161
...Forget it...
Re: Random: Shin Megami Tensei Fans Voted For Their Top Demon, We Kinda Wish They Hadn't
@GC-161
Save for the pictures, literally the entire comment section.
They can't because they're guilty themselves of bringing it up in the article.
Re: Random: Shin Megami Tensei Fans Voted For Their Top Demon, We Kinda Wish They Hadn't
@GC-161
Oh, I got it.
The big rock in the distance.
Well, all I've ever seen is what happens when you repeatedly press L / R, anyway.
I think this is the single article comment thread where moderating has been intentionally disabled.
Re: Nintendo's Updated Switch and 3DS Infographic Shows Off Winter Line-Up
Rocket League will be one of the first games I get when I've got a Switch.
Re: Circle Is Resurrecting Wii U Title Koi DX For The Switch eShop
Loved this on Wii U.
Might double dip when I get a Switch.
Re: Random: Shin Megami Tensei Fans Voted For Their Top Demon, We Kinda Wish They Hadn't
@Dezzy
Can't stump the Trump.
Re: Random: Shin Megami Tensei Fans Voted For Their Top Demon, We Kinda Wish They Hadn't
@GC-161
I don't get it.
Re: Random: Bask in the Nostalgia of Nintendo's Old Flash Games and Websites
This guy's got my respect.
On that note, anyone remember the Nintendo DS 2004 site? That music was incredible.
Re: 1-2 Switch Update Adds Video Sharing Functionality
This game will always remind me of the explicit live chats we had here just after the presentation in January.
I still remember the confusion-based joke that Alex was the one being milked...
My God, humans can get weird.
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
@Banjos_Backpack
Likewise.
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
@Banjos_Backpack
Proof? Apple has fought the Federal Bureau of Investigation for protecting user information. Google gladly hands it out. Please don't tell me you are naive enough to think Apple is the bad one here.
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
@Banjos_Backpack
I mean Google is evil and must die. They spy on you and control what you see. A far cry from Linux's philosophies, which Android runs on.
Alphabet Inc. is one of the worst companies around.
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
@Banjos_Backpack
We just debunked your claim to it being inferior.
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
@Banjos_Backpack
It's the superior operating system because Google is nowhere to be found.
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
@Banjos_Backpack
To be fair, I wasn't actually buying anything. I just wanted to hear your stance on why exactly you worded people to be idiots when they buy phones you can't afford.
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
Although I must agree that Apple has become a fashion statement in recent times. Coming from an Apple user, their products are too expensive for each's resources used during manufacturing, the only thing Cook has innovated is the Apple Watch, which was not the first of its kind, and all the geniuses that used to reside there are gone. Timmy fired them all. And who the HELL in God's name decided it was a good idea to move the sleep/wake button to the SIDE of the damn phone?! Stupid!
Not only that, but the Mac mini hasn't gotten an update for 4 years now, the new MacBook Pro sucks, the Mac Pro hasn't been looked at for 5 years, iTunes is fegging confusing, and the regular MacBook exists when the MacBook Air was already around. But oh boy, I'm not even finished! iOS and OS X look like something from Fisher-Price, they killed iWeb, and you don't even see any iMacs anymore when you look at a macOS advertisement. As the icing on the cake, Apple prematurely turns their past computers obsolete when they can handle new versions just fine.
Screw this. As soon as 18.04 drops, I'm moving to Ubuntu. Open source, here I come!
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
@Banjos_Backpack
"So you're an idiot if you buy one because there's really no USP other than it being a piece of over priced fashion."
I smell second-degree butthurt. Better get that checked, buddy.
Re: Random: Say Goodbye To Miiverse With This Touching Tribute
@PtM
Exactly. Lifeless.
It will be system-related posts from Nintendo in 2012. Not a bustling community of people chatting about games. Huge difference.
Re: Random: Say Goodbye To Miiverse With This Touching Tribute
Goodnight, Miiverse.
WaraWara plaza shall now be eternally empty...
Re: Nintendo Wastes No Time In Updating Super Mario Run For iPhone X
@Banjos_Backpack
How do you judge one's intelligence with a product they own?
Re: Nintendo Acknowledges Iwata Tribute On Switch, But Has "Nothing To Announce"
@Emperor-Palpsy
10/10
Re: Super Mario Odyssey is the Fastest Selling Mario Title to Date in the US
@WiltonRoots
Netflix is heavily funded by Soros.
Re: Nintendo's 'Quality of Life' Project Lives On
@roadrunner343
I'm not making an argument. I'm stating my opinion. I'm not trying to change anyone. And what I decide to throw out to the internet doesn't dictate my intelligence, just the same as it doesn't dictate yours.
I "conveniently" left out their failures because they were failures. What do you expect?
I never said Nintendo didn't have problems. They've got loads.
QOL is what Iwata was investing in, it's not necessarily a bad idea for Nintendo, and next to all of America and a lot of Europe need more sleep, and sometimes it takes someone telling them to go to sleep for them to go to sleep.
...Yeah, but the NES Classic still flew off shelves... Whenever it was present on shelves. It was plauged by bad supply, sure. But it was still a success because it only stayed in stock for a maximum of 5 minutes.
I never stated they should follow each and every one of Iwata's past ideas. I only cited one, and that one proved to be a good investment (from my view) based upon the documentation.
Nice job analyzing every last bit of my comment, by the way.
Re: Nintendo's 'Quality of Life' Project Lives On
Everyone here is stupid.
This is what Iwata would have wanted. This was his final venture.
Maybe the QOL wouldn't appeal to you people, but it would still sell millions across the world. As we've seen with the Wii, Switch, NES mini, SNES mini, etc., Nintendo is a powerful brand and they make good products.
At the very least, nobody around today selling sleep sensors does it quite like Nintendo does it. I know they will go above and beyond, because they always have.
Re: The Smaller New Nintendo 3DS is Discontinued Globally - An Era Ends
Damn.
Always wanted that one.
Re: Epic Mickey Was One Of The High Points Of My Career, Says Warren Spector
Article is wrong. Ortensia existed all the way through, she isn't a creation of Epic Mickey's.
Re: Nintendo Says the Japanese New 3DS Discontinuation Doesn’t Affect Nintendo of America Territories
@OrigamiSquirtle
It's 2 AM for godsake.
What's wrong with us?
Re: Wisdom Tree Wants To Inflict Noah's Ark On The World, Again
@Meaty-cheeky
No, we don't.
Re: Wisdom Tree Wants To Inflict Noah's Ark On The World, Again
@ThanosReXXX
Indeed. No other animal has caused such pollution and negative effect of the planet.
I never bashed anyone for believing a man-made subject, I'm only stating my opinions upon said subject, that's all.
More than half the wars on the planet are also based upon some sort of connection to religion. Hence, one of the reasons why I'm bashing the subject itself. Not the people, which I see as victims, which is my opinion. Oh look, now I've gone and become politically correct so as to clarify everything and not hurt anyone's feelings.
I think they're just as confusing to you as they are to a lot of people. It's a big topic with big complications, probabilities, and so forth. It takes a lot of processing power to fully comprehend everything there is to think about the subject.
But who's to say we haven't found a third option, besides religion and science? Perhaps this undiscovered third door may be the true origin of everything. That's why I don't think we should go for either one and take it as fact, at least not yet. We don't know everything, so we can't jump to conclusions just yet. It's not time.
Preach.
Re: Wisdom Tree Wants To Inflict Noah's Ark On The World, Again
@ThanosReXXX
#17.
Personally, I think it's all an extensively clever business strategy very carefully crafted to exploit the weaknesses in the human psychology, all the while making heavy use of moral manipulation. Truth be told, it's worked like a charm for the last two millenniums. Countless hordes of people have fallen right into it.
Now that being said, I also don't buy the fact that a colossally enormous bang completely out of nowhere just so happened to create the entire universe and everything that embodies it. That makes just about as much sense as "Let there be light.".
As the alien in Contact, one of my favorite movies, said: "You're an interesting species. You humans are capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares."
No truer words have ever been spoken before.
Re: Wisdom Tree Wants To Inflict Noah's Ark On The World, Again
@ThanosReXXX
Key word: "Believe".
Re: New Adventure Time And Ben 10 Games Are Coming To A "Nintendo Platform"
@shinynewbicycles
Or... You live an incredibly dirty life and everyone else lives a normal life.
What do you look at?
Re: New Adventure Time And Ben 10 Games Are Coming To A "Nintendo Platform"
The thumbnail.
What the f*** is it.
Why is it in my NL.
Stupid Cartoon Network garbage...
Re: Random: Internet Reacts Badly To The New Snake Pass Menu Icon
@rjejr
Needs more Ted Cruz, maybe something like this.
Re: Former Nintendo Staffer Giles Goddard Would Love To Make A New F-Zero
Switch can never outdo GameCube. Ever.
Nothing ever comes close to the brilliance of the GameCube.
Re: Amazon UK Reduces SNES Mini Orders to One Per Customer
TAKE THAT, SCALPER SCUM!
Re: Random: NES Found "Rotting" In Kentucky Barn For Decades Is Resurrected
@Yas
Better known as ABS.
That was fantastic. I only watched it to see if I could gain anything extra from this guy.
I'm proud to say I did.
Re: Sledgehammer Games Has a Definitive Answer on Call of Duty: WWII for Nintendo Switch - "No"
Good. Switch will not be poisoned with the crap that is Call Of Duty.
Crisis averted.
Re: Editorial: The Frustrating Quest for a SNES Mini is Bad Business for Nintendo
@The_Gerudo_King
Congratulations.
@bimmy-lee
Why, thank you.
But I forgot instant noodles.
Re: Editorial: The Frustrating Quest for a SNES Mini is Bad Business for Nintendo
@The_Gerudo_King
Damn.