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@The_Gerudo_King

You haven't been here long enough to know that's how everybody comments here.

Noob.

@The_Gerudo_King

Does that give you pleasure?

Save for a couple people, I'm getting really sick of the dumba$$es and their bullsh!t prowling around on this website.

I've been here for over 4 years and I'm really considering leaving.

For one, Nintendo Everything and My Nintendo News permit swearing.

@Yorumi is the only other smart one here!

BOO!

@tanookisuit

Easy for you to say.

How about the children using this thing?

Nintendo Network was free and 80% of the time, it worked great.

That 20% percent of unreliability is 'NOTHING', unlike like your $20.

So what's more important here, actual currency, or online games? You tell me.

This is absolute bullsh!t!

BOO!

tomatoes

@Kirbyfan

...Yes...

woo

It's his life's mission to rebirth the simplistic glory of 1980's gaming.

I think @RCMADIAX is trying to sort of recreate the Game & Watch, only modernized.

@Nookingtons

You better be joking.

Who wants free off-topic music?

@FX102A

"1-2 years"

Don't you mean, 1-2 SWITCH?!

@UmbreonsPapa

How is that funny.

Florida is a nuthouse.

I hate it here.

These are clearly doctored 3DS shots.

GA- FAAAAAAKE!

日本は良いものをすべて手に入れます。

@bluesdance

Great idea! We'll call it Memco!

Who will join us?!

@Kirbyfan

I agree. Do yourself a solid favor, and never actually live here.

The insanity of Miami is creeping upwards. It gets worse each week. I don't even need to bring up what happened at Pulse last year, or what happened in that couple's garage, but there are countless other examples.

If that wasn't bad enough, the prices are astronomical. It's impossible to make a good stay here unless you already have a huge chunk of cash to begin with.

More than 70% of Florida probably consists of tourists and foreign people.

Literally, the only good thing about this state is Disney World and the hurricanes (if you even consider that a good thing).

Save for the Orlando and all the other attractions in that general vicinity...

WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.

But still... Happily do what you please.

@FGPackers

Steer clear of the liberals.

They're nuts.

Congratulations to all those who actually received something meaningful from the article's footage.

grooaaannnn

Yeah, but... Where are the pants?

I NEVER wear shorts. It's always jeans for me. HOW COULD THIS BE AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY PORTRAYAL?

#Nintendoomed2017

wtf is this monstrosity

Rabbids are garbage. Mario's too good for them.

This is probably going to ruin the Switch's "non-kiddy" image. I can just see the commercials now... It's Wii U all over again... So much for the Super Bowl commercial and what IT did to convey that this wasn't a child's system anymore.

Congratulations, Nintendo. Ubisoft.

@PlywoodStick

Uhm... Because it was for the Wii. And because you could steer with a flippin' wheel.

Really take in just how much broader that makes the audience.

Just... Observe it.

I grew up with that game too. And because of it, now I have excellent driving skills.

And people sit here complaining about the Auto-Steer feature in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, because "it makes it easier to play", and "it makes it unfair to those who know how to play".

Yeah, THAT'S THE WHOLE F****** POINT.

Truly, the world has reached a new level of entitlement altogether.

@PlywoodStick

Mario Kart Wii is the most unbalanced one.

@roadrunner343

Wasn't its commercial the greatest?

@nhSnork

Well for one, the Lite's slot had the games stick out. The original's didn't.

And that's just one of the many reasons why the Phat is better.

The Phat is prettier than the Lite!

Titanium forever!

Who here's grandparents never owned a DS? I know mine never did.

@roadrunner343

Say, Meteos was a fantastic game! It's one of my favorites in the library.

Now I must play my copy.

Geolyte forever!

@Ryu_Niiyama

I said "never mind", didn't I?

And I acknowledged it as completely unfounded.

And no, I never took into account the possibility of opponents' ambushes, either. I thought that was just a pose for a shot or something. Neither was I talking about sitting on the gun, WHILE it's upright. That's not what I was implying. It would be on its side, laying across.

And just so you know, a lot of guys would agree with me. I know that.

I'm gonna sidestep this convo too.

@Ryu_Niiyama

Uh, beside you, laying across and on top of your lap, against your back... You could really get creative with it. Use it as a chair.

It's probably best you don't understand my confusion, or rather, my completely unfounded suspicion.

Never mind...

Well, in other news, I guess this means the Octarians won't be playable.

...Why is the gun between her legs?

@Luffy07

Better censor that. Quick.

@shaneoh

I liked just for "Lord Racist Satan".

10/10.

WHERE IS CALLIE?!

@Joeynator3000

Isn't he lovely?

F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U for uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors WHEN YOU-[explodes]

F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U for uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors WHEN YOU-[explodes]

Rap?

Ew.

4 Mil.?

Greedy.

Conclusion?

GTFO.

One more thing, the kid on the far right in the thumbnail looks like he's from North Korea.

He also looks like fatboy's son, but this is Japan of course...

Let me insert my $0.02 here,

WHO CARES IF THESE GAMES ARE SLIGHTLY, IF EVEN DATED? THEY'RE ALL GREAT GAMES THAT HAVE ALREADY WON MULTIPLE AWARDS.

AND NEW GAMES ARE STILL ON THE WAY, SO SHUT UP.

This has been a public service announcement. Thank you for listening. ^_^

@SLIGEACH_EIRE

You know you're sort of a celebrity around here, don't you?

@cfgk24

That sounds a little more like a review than a comment.

I AM A STEGOSAURUS.

PLOT TWIST:

The Ugly Barnacle was so rejected from Bikini Bottom (eugh), he came all the way to Inkopolis to seek acceptance, because he had heard that it was very diverse.

When he finally got to Inkopolis, he was SO ugly that everyone died. The end.

(The Ugly Barnacle then proceeded to ((unsuccessfully)) attempt suicide.)

@Nintendo_Ninja

I love My Nintendo. It's so bad.

@Grumblevolcano

Do you remember the madhouse it was in the Treehouse stream directly following the Switch Presentation?

I still remember a couple people (me) got confused and thought Alex was actually getting milked. ...Through his nipples.

Not to even mention the countless masturbation jokes and innuendoes surrounding the soda shaker game and (you guessed it) the milk game.

Dear God Nintendo, what have you done by creating "Milk"?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

It may as well have been a sex direct in disguise, ALL THANKS TO 1-2 SWITCH!

(reread second-to-last sentence.)

PS: It was also horribly hilarious.

PPS: #WiiUIsBetter #WiiUMasterRace #BringBackWiiU