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@julzshred

We need more JoyCon Milking in here.

@carlos82

what

@carlos82

I don't get it.

@Rhaoulos

Sorry, but who in the hell is Justin Sheiter?

@clvr

Nah, you can have it. Great Dane and all.

@clvr

Wait, I got it.

"Red Stain Without a Great Dane Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series"

S'perfect.

If they published it as "Red Game Without a Great Name & Knuckles", it would have sold like crab cakes.

I mean hot cakes.

This comment is really weak.

@GC-161

Your profile picture.

Why.

@Mikemario

It died in the December of 2015 with the release of Meme Run.

@Nincompoop

You are my favorite guy.

@NEStalgia

THANK YOU!

If the third-world countries are the crazy breeders, why not move the ever present "population control" arguments THERE? Last I checked, India has over 1 billion people living there, and so does Africa. Although not third-world, China's got over a billion too!

For that matter, WHY DO ACTIVISTS ALWAYS PETITION IN THE WRONG PLACES?! STUPID!!

Clearly, nobody here can fully appreciate @Nincompoop's genius. I am disappointed in you all.

@YorkshireNed

Deny them the excitement.

I never had any and I turned out fine.

@Octane

Amateur. I usually start eating breakfast at 1 to 2 PM.

There are some rare days on weekends where there's no 'breakfast' until 6 PM. Welcome to my family.

@ThomasBW84

What the hell kind of breakfast is that? How do you work your day??

For the past three days, I've been having three fried eggs and half a plate of duck from Thanksgiving. Now that's a breakfast.

"It's very positive, I've heard from a lot of other developers that it's not as terrifying to port to the Switch as they thought it would be. There is a power difference compared to other consoles, but I don't see Indie games like ours having that big a problem with it."

Exactly. The Switch is much stronger than the other consoles. Of course they would mention it, because the sheer amount of extra power is a refreshing change.

So this is that canceled segment we saw in the first single player trailer.

Huh.

@JJ286

Looking forward to it.

@brandonbwii

Jesus! Don't tell me the player character is above 18.

...Well, then again, we are talking about the same place that birthed THIS.

The problem with young sexualization is that people are still living with their parents, not financially self-dependent, and are too mentally immature to raise young, because it IS reproduction. How Japan does not see this eludes me.

Tf is wrong wit u Japan?

Hm. Makes me remember all I used to want back in the day was a Retro Duo. I wonder if they've improved it since then.

...I still have the unused Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt cartridge I bought 7 years ago...

@brandonbwii

Wait, what?

So this is basically child porn. Humanity is fn**ed in the head. We need another ice age.

I for one already bought it, and I can safely say I like it.

Mitch is wrong. It's not a bad game, it's simply one that did not appeal to his tastes.

I have to say, I quite liked the part where you seem to be swimming through space with occasional water droplets falling. Not bad at all. And even my mother liked the game too.

But it's not just for the ultra-casual crowd, either, because I do some serious Smashing, Splatoon, and enjoy bouts of Runner2. Meanwhile, Koi DX still appeals to me.

To reiterate, it's not a bad game, by any means. It's simply one that appeals to different tastes. This is a classic case of why you should read multiple reviews and gameplay videos before making a purchase, no matter what game.

@sillygostly

Are you talking about fries and ketchup?

You haven't lived until you've had that glorious combination. Puts 'chips and gravy' to shame.

"The late-and-not-so-great Iwata"

Michael Pachter 2016

I recommend picking up FAST and Runner2. Great prices for great games.

@Devlind

It's not too slow and most pages load fine.

I think it's one of the best ways to browse the Internet.

@Devlind

On the other hand, I look up stuff on the Internet Browser a lot to help me from time to time.

@PlywoodStick

Day 1

Our gene-splicing compound has created a monstrosity. A mix of DNA between a man and a mouse. We call it '0221'. I don't like it. Will report back on any future details.

Day 2

0221 has grown restless in its containment cell. It frequently makes soft gurgling sounds, and each time an associate goes up to it to investigate, it lets out a horrendous, bone chilling roar. It almost ripped the feeder's arm out of his socket when it was being fed. This is getting out of control. I keep petitioning to euthanize it because I can sense what's going to happen a mile away, but the management disagrees. They think 0221 is an 'investment'. I hate my job.

Day 3

0221's condition has deteriorated. It gets stronger by the day, yet its mind crumbles more every hour. Its glass containment cell was an incomprehensibly bad idea. I'm not sure it-CRASH

Day 5

0221 has broken free and is out for blood. The compound is on lockdown and red warning lights are activated everywhere. From what I can tell, everybody is dead. The numerous corridors and passageways are speckled with blood and pieces of organs. I am alone. I have been surviving for two days inside a janitorial room basement, where we keep cleaning chemicals and reactants. ...I hear it... ...0221 is moving above the basement... ...It's gone...

Day 5.5

I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I need to attempt an escape without being detected by 0221, otherwise I will not make it.

Day 6

I'm going to attempt an escape out of the compound today. I haven't heard 0221 in a while, I can only hope it's sleeping somewhere, or in a distant part of the compound. Here I go...

Day 6.1

I've made it to the main air duct channel. My hope is that I can get out via the main ventilation pipe, which is extremely large. Large enough to comfortably fit Peter Griffin. I need to stop writing in this journal when I critically need to pay attention and act, especially when my life is potentially on the line.

Day 6.2

Change of plans. I have accidentally stumbled into the security room. Guess I went down the wrong duct. Let me check the cameras. Perhaps I can detect 0221's locat... ...THUD

Day ?

I don't know what happened. I don't know where I am. All I remember is seeing this shot on the cameras just before I blacked out.

@Anti-Matter

Why in God's name would I want to kill you? Smashing things is a manliness stereotype, which apparently went right over your head.

You need better English comprehension, man.

@Kalmaro

I think the loud puppies might.

@Kalmaro

Congratulations, my friend.

Now, go repair the wall and serve your sentence for smashing puppies.

2x I kid.

@Kalmaro

Quick, punch a wall to regain that lost manliness!

Then, smash puppies with hammers! All cute things must die!

@Yorumi

*everyone

Everyone has played video games before.

Oh right, OK, the SNES is 27 years old and an article is published, but the Wii U just turned half a decade old and nobody cares.

Really smooth.

@Anti-Matter

SNES Mini and SNES Classic Edition.

This game will only truly win if there is no online barrier.

That damn prerequisite jails everything!

Happy birthday, Shiggy.

@Zefirka

Very strange. Either I must have somehow slipped through the cracks all this time or you must have unfortunately encountered hackers with every session you partook.

Strange indeed.

@RobotReptile

Whatever, man.

I wonder if Switch will ever get to 3DS levels of stability.

You could throw that thing off a 100 story building, and it would land on its feet, totally unharmed. You could spontaneously punch it with incredible force, and it would never move an inch. You could set the 3DS on fire, and after spending 10 hours in a maintained inferno, it would escape totally unscathed and continue to flawlessly play games. 3DS is the new Chuck Norris. (Remember that meme?)

@Zefirka

I've been on 3DS for nearly 5 years, and Wii U for almost 3. I've never once seen any hackers when playing any online games. This was an issue that plagued the Wii and DS, not the Wii U and 3DS.

Although, I must admit when playing Mario Kart on Wii and DS, I always saw it as a challenge to win when there was a hacker present. Somehow, they made the race more interesting by making it harder to win.

...Fun times...

Watch out, we got a liberal here. #43

@RobotReptile

Actually, I take that back. SayGuh is right.

It doesn't matter how close S.K. and Japan are. North Korea must be stopped.

At least Trump is doing a hell of a lot more than Obozo ever did.

@RobotReptile

I'll give you that.

@Tarvaax

But when you live in a different country, your opinion is much less valid because their policies don't directly affect you.

And before you say it, the travel ban is not an example. That is for America's safety, which has so far been doing a good job.

That was terrible. Low quality animation, boobs everywhere, with balloon and palm tree penises too. Music wasn't even good, either. Meanwhile, this guy, like all the others, doesn't seem to have a positive impression of Trump, when he doesn't live in America. Where have I seen that before...

Stick to the games, man.

EDIT: I just now noticed the poop on the sidewalk. Very classy.

@Abes3

You're quite welcome, my friend.

@Enigminator

What was their precious community?

@gortsi

I'd hazard that he's quite proud of his slip-up.

And he should be, especially when he's managed to successfully sneak it under the noses of all the mods and admins around for so long.

Clever boy...

@gcunit

Does the term 'troll' mean nothing to you?