step 1 - set your twitter account to private step 2 - type out individual tweets for every possibility you can think of step 3 - wait for a direct step 4 - delete every tweet that didn’t predict the next direct accurately step 5 - use a sockpuppet or friend to post the remaining tweets on popular discord servers step 6 - you get thousands of followers and journalists writing about your “leak.” well done
i’ve been thinking for a while that 2d mario needs a reboot, nsmb is the most notoriously stale and soulless thing nintendo has ever done. make a new 2d mario that controls and looks a bit like the 3d world theme in smm2, with tropical freeze-like presentation and a unique aesthetic to it.
My Wii stopped reading discs after 8 years and my Switch joycons and pro controller have some drift, though I fixed both.
Playstation hardware has historically been worse for me. Three out of four of my PS3 controllers have at least one button that doesn’t work and all struggle to charge, my first PS3 broke after five years and my Vita just stopped working after two and a half years. PS1/2/P had no issues and PS4 seems sturdy.
my joycons have actually been more reliable than my pro controller, the pro controller left stick is loose, makes sounds that don’t sound healthy and often sticks in a direction when i remove my finger.
for comparison, i had my joycons for 15 months while i’ve had my pro controller for 7
this is my all time favourite video game series but i only have like 7gb left on my microsd card how the hell is it 9gb anyway when hd collection on ps4 is only 12gb
literally every damn piece of data and the models are there.
LGPE has data for every single pokemon and item in its data and they reuse the models made by creatures inc for the 3ds games anyways.
this is just being done to sell more mediocre games to make sure the second versions do better, as usum only sold half of what sm did.
they could sell a game that runs at 240p and struggles to run at 30fps, with a barebones main game and nonexistant postgame, and y’all would still consider it a 9/10 at lea- oh wait:
These things are as easy to edit as wikia/wikipedia pages, don't be so gullible. IIRC the same happened for Shantae and Professor Layton during the Smash 4 DLC hype.
"hacking/genning is bad and cheating, how do we stop people from doing it???" "make it so that there's six event versions of pikachu but you can only get one per save" "you're promoted!"
I almost thought Krystal was legitimate and lost any hope for the human race for a moment. Shovel Knight and Sora appearing on there were soul crushing enough.
It was confirmed that the game will only have characters from Shadow Dragon with as much (and less) dialogue as Denning from FE7 and the anime tropes referred to as "characters" from FE13/14. Not even Gaiden/Echoes is included.
I was actually going to buy this despite hating the extremely repetitive gameplay of the Warriors series if it AT LEAST had Ike, but no. The worst part about this is easily the reasoning. "To avoid having too many sword users." Hyrule Warriors series allowed you to choose different weapons, yes? Why not allow, let's say Sigurd, to choose a between lance or a sword? It doesn't even have to be every main lord - just include non-sword users such as Hector, Ephraim and Micaiah, as well as some of the more popular sword users like Ike, Roy and Lyn - all of which use a sword differently. Put Sigurd on his horse to represent Genealogy, too. Those are just a few examples of a gameplay diverse cast, and they're just protagonists. They could include a magic horseback user such as Cecilia from FE6 or Reinhardt from FE5, or armoured characters such as the Black Knight.
But no, screw you, you can play as our oversexualized pandering tropes such as Tharja and Camilla, and characters you don't even try to care about such as Virion.
Journalists should stop writing about fangames because not only does it increase the chance of a C&D/DMCA but reading through these deliberately ignorant comments is frustrating.
@HyliasHero How is he one of the best characters? Thracia Leif and Micaiah were pretty bad units but they had personality, Roy does not. Roy is a typical good person. Nothing more.
@NIN10DOXD Um, no he isn't. How long ago has it been since you last played Smash 4?
When he was released in June 2015 everyone thought he was better for a few months but then his faults became more apparent and some people realised Marth was better. Then in February, Marth got some serious buffs to range, damage and frame data and now he's got some of the best results in the game, up there with Diddy and Cloud.
The first spots are fine - Ike is the most well written character in the series and Lyn is okay.
Roy and Lucina are very disappointing though. At least Lucina winning is better than Camilla/Tharja winning because of their outfits and pandering personalities. Roy should not have won over Hector - Roy is boring and a horrible lord who people only like because he existed as a crappy version of Marth who couldn't get back on the stage in Melee.
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Re: You Might Not Be Able To Transfer Animal Crossing: New Horizons Save Data To Another Switch
i really hope this game has some sort of online save feature in-game
if not fans should be protesting more. it worked with smm2.
Re: Mobile Hit Fire Emblem Heroes Introduces A New Subscription-Based Service
These monthly mobile subscriptions cost more than Super Mario Run does.
Re: Rumour: Crash Bandicoot Is Smash Ultimate DLC Fighter 6, According To Byleth Leaker
here’s how you can get on nintendo life:
step 1 - set your twitter account to private
step 2 - type out individual tweets for every possibility you can think of
step 3 - wait for a direct
step 4 - delete every tweet that didn’t predict the next direct accurately
step 5 - use a sockpuppet or friend to post the remaining tweets on popular discord servers
step 6 - you get thousands of followers and journalists writing about your “leak.” well done
Re: Rumour: A Cancelled Fire Emblem Remake Could Be Resurrected On Nintendo Switch
If it isn’t Genealogy the rage will be more fiery than the battle of barhara.
Watch as they do Genealogy but skip Thracia for FE6.
Re: Random: Japan's Favourite Nintendo Character Devours The Competition Once More
disappointed that half the replies are asking who based dimitri is but then i remember that 80% of the userbase here only play mario games
it’s good to see an actual character with development here sometimes
Re: Looks Like Nintendo Might Be Hiring Developers For A New 2D Mario Game
i’ve been thinking for a while that 2d mario needs a reboot, nsmb is the most notoriously stale and soulless thing nintendo has ever done. make a new 2d mario that controls and looks a bit like the 3d world theme in smm2, with tropical freeze-like presentation and a unique aesthetic to it.
Re: Nicalis Investigation Reveals Tales Of Ghosting, Slurs And Mistreatment Of Staff
company that stole its way to success is bad? who would have thought?
Re: Feature: Just Who The Heck Is Terry Bogard, Smash Bros. Ultimate's Latest DLC Fighter?
hey. want to cringe? check this reply section.
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1169374098897526784
nintendo fans are so lame holy crap. i’m so glad we’re never having another ballot.
Re: Nintendo Removing Credit Card Support From 3DS And Wii U eShop In Europe
nintendo: please stop pirating our games!!!!!
also nintendo:
Re: Poll: Have You Ever Had Problems With Nintendo Hardware?
My Wii stopped reading discs after 8 years and my Switch joycons and pro controller have some drift, though I fixed both.
Playstation hardware has historically been worse for me. Three out of four of my PS3 controllers have at least one button that doesn’t work and all struggle to charge, my first PS3 broke after five years and my Vita just stopped working after two and a half years. PS1/2/P had no issues and PS4 seems sturdy.
Re: New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe And FIFA 19 Are Europe's Best-Selling Games Of 2019 So Far
Two half assed rehashes are the bestselling games, of course.
Re: Edelgard And The Black Eagles Are The Most Popular In Fire Emblem: Three Houses
As someone who’s over halfway through the Blue Lions route, I despise her.
Re: Poll: Have Your Joy-Con Been Drifting?
my joycons have actually been more reliable than my pro controller, the pro controller left stick is loose, makes sounds that don’t sound healthy and often sticks in a direction when i remove my finger.
for comparison, i had my joycons for 15 months while i’ve had my pro controller for 7
Re: Game Freak Prefers To "Implement New Things Fairly Gradually" In Pokémon
and then immediately remove the feature in the next game
Re: Reminder: Devil May Cry Is Out Today On Switch
this is my all time favourite video game series but i only have like 7gb left on my microsd card
how the hell is it 9gb anyway when hd collection on ps4 is only 12gb
Re: Soapbox: Why Sword And Shield's Pokémon Purge Will Benefit Everyone
literally every damn piece of data and the models are there.
LGPE has data for every single pokemon and item in its data and they reuse the models made by creatures inc for the 3ds games anyways.
this is just being done to sell more mediocre games to make sure the second versions do better, as usum only sold half of what sm did.
they could sell a game that runs at 240p and struggles to run at 30fps, with a barebones main game and nonexistant postgame, and y’all would still consider it a 9/10 at lea- oh wait:
Re: Nintendo Takes Legal Action On Prolific E3 Leaker Ahead Of Tomorrow's Direct
so glad my corporate advertisement at a trade show for shareholders and retailers won't be spoiled!
Re: Rumour: Pokémon News Coming Soon According To Leaker
>guy posts random [removed] on twitter and deletes things that didn't appear in the direct
>press calls him a leaker
anything for clicks
Re: Rumour: IMDb Lists Rhythm Heaven's The Chorus Kids For Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
These things are as easy to edit as wikia/wikipedia pages, don't be so gullible. IIRC the same happened for Shantae and Professor Layton during the Smash 4 DLC hype.
Re: Nintendo UK's Official Store Launches Amazing 'Mario Christmas' Competition
Well, you need to be in it to win it, even if the chances are slim to none.
Re: The First Hat Wearing Pikachu Giveaway Has Started in Pokémon Sun and Moon
"hacking/genning is bad and cheating, how do we stop people from doing it???"
"make it so that there's six event versions of pikachu but you can only get one per save"
"you're promoted!"
Re: Super Meat Boy Forever Bounces onto Nintendo Switch in 2018
Putting Forever at the end of a sequel title is a huge red flag to me.
Re: You Can Unlock Shin Akuma In Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers
5 Ryus wasn't enough.
Re: Former Project M Devs Unveil Icons: Combat Arena; It Sure Looks Like Smash Bros
The PMDV can make unique movesets as seen by Lyn, Knuckles and Isaac - why not make them original in your own game?
Re: Be Quick And Snag A SNES Classic, Nintendo Official UK Store's Listing Is Live
A tenner less? I couldn't resist.
Re: Feature: The (Sadly Fictional) Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo Switch Fighter Ballot - Results!
I almost thought Krystal was legitimate and lost any hope for the human race for a moment. Shovel Knight and Sora appearing on there were soul crushing enough.
Re: Sega Forever Launch Marred By Terrible Emulation
I tried out Sonic 1 and it was just the already existing port, but I guess it actually worked at least.
Re: Two Brand New Fire Emblem Warriors Characters Get Revealed, As Well As Marth
It was confirmed that the game will only have characters from Shadow Dragon with as much (and less) dialogue as Denning from FE7 and the anime tropes referred to as "characters" from FE13/14. Not even Gaiden/Echoes is included.
I was actually going to buy this despite hating the extremely repetitive gameplay of the Warriors series if it AT LEAST had Ike, but no. The worst part about this is easily the reasoning. "To avoid having too many sword users." Hyrule Warriors series allowed you to choose different weapons, yes? Why not allow, let's say Sigurd, to choose a between lance or a sword? It doesn't even have to be every main lord - just include non-sword users such as Hector, Ephraim and Micaiah, as well as some of the more popular sword users like Ike, Roy and Lyn - all of which use a sword differently. Put Sigurd on his horse to represent Genealogy, too. Those are just a few examples of a gameplay diverse cast, and they're just protagonists. They could include a magic horseback user such as Cecilia from FE6 or Reinhardt from FE5, or armoured characters such as the Black Knight.
But no, screw you, you can play as our oversexualized pandering tropes such as Tharja and Camilla, and characters you don't even try to care about such as Virion.
Rant over.
Re: Cars 3: Driven To Win Will Be An Argos Switch Retail Exclusive In The UK
hype!!!
Re: Rumour: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga DX Partnering Up for 3DS eShop
@cowntsikin
Run them as DS games.
Simple.
Re: Rainway App Promises 60fps Streaming Of PC Games To Consoles Like The Nintendo Switch
If I run Dolphin on it, I can play Melee
in HD
HOLY-
Re: Breath of the NES Fan Game Makes Progress, Plans to Survive Potential Nintendo Takedown
Journalists should stop writing about fangames because not only does it increase the chance of a C&D/DMCA but reading through these deliberately ignorant comments is frustrating.
Re: Feature: 30 Games We Might Get On The SNES Mini Classic Edition
localize FE3-5 and put them on the SNES Mini
at least FE3 because they will never localize the DS remake
Re: Round Up: Yooka-Laylee's Scores Are In, And Critics Appear Divided
lol
Re: Nintendo is "Being Very Selective" on Which Indie Devs Will Be Allowed On Switch eShop
meme run 2
Re: Random: Infamous British Tabloid Takes 1-2-Switch a Bit Too Seriously
reminder that it's the best selling newspaper in the UK
at least it's not the daily mail
Re: Fire Emblem Heroes Voting Event Crowns Its Champions
@HyliasHero How is he one of the best characters? Thracia Leif and Micaiah were pretty bad units but they had personality, Roy does not. Roy is a typical good person. Nothing more.
Re: Fire Emblem Heroes Voting Event Crowns Its Champions
@the101 With the game's nature, no.
Re: Fire Emblem Heroes Voting Event Crowns Its Champions
@NIN10DOXD Um, no he isn't. How long ago has it been since you last played Smash 4?
When he was released in June 2015 everyone thought he was better for a few months but then his faults became more apparent and some people realised Marth was better. Then in February, Marth got some serious buffs to range, damage and frame data and now he's got some of the best results in the game, up there with Diddy and Cloud.
Re: Fire Emblem Heroes Voting Event Crowns Its Champions
The first spots are fine - Ike is the most well written character in the series and Lyn is okay.
Roy and Lucina are very disappointing though. At least Lucina winning is better than Camilla/Tharja winning because of their outfits and pandering personalities. Roy should not have won over Hector - Roy is boring and a horrible lord who people only like because he existed as a crappy version of Marth who couldn't get back on the stage in Melee.
Re: I Am Setsuna Confirmed as Launch Day Release on Nintendo Switch
Digital only? That sucks. I'll still probably buy it.
Re: Nintendo Switch Won't Have Miiverse Or StreetPass
Miiverse was good until they removed the Smash series community.
Re: Feature: What We Expect from the Nintendo Switch Presentation
i'm expecting metroid prime 4, a new f-zero, animal crossing, king k rool in smash, melee hd and a new kid icarus
Re: Pokémon GO Is Being Banned in China
i hate commies tbh
Re: Hackers Apparently Add Additional Games to NES Mini
once this hack is released i will add bootleg games like 7 GRAND DAD to my NES Mini
Re: Hopes for Mother 3 On Nintendo Switch Boosted by 1-UP Studio Facebook Post
does this mean fire emblem 1-6 and 12 are getting localized?
Re: The Latest Breath of the Wild Screenshot Potentially Reveals Beedle the Merchant
YES! BEEDLE IS BACK!
Sadly, Groose probably won't reappear as our loose lord is hated by Nintendo.
Re: Fan-Made Pokémon Prism Game Leaks Online After Nintendo Shutdown Notice
Not all heroes wear capes.
Re: Five Hours of 3DS Nintendo Network Maintenance is On the Way
YES
MORE STABILITY
2016 IS SAVED
Re: The Era of Meme-Filled 'Parody' Runners on Wii U Isn't Over - Here's Zombie Brigade
this will save the wii u