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I love shmups!

I love theee too. Every Nicalis game on Switch has one.

Disappointing. Deserves to be fired.

If you have a JP account you get NES Open Tournament Golf SP too!

This game rules!

Y’all are crazy, I’ve got about 200 games for switch and I only regret getting 2 or 3 of them

Hopefully now they’ll have the funds to make a new Jazz Jackrabbit game!

As long as the price is right!

Wow I forgot I could use my phone as a hotspot. Now I want all of this

This Bowsette is so much better than the boobtastic fan art

@Damo I like it!

@JaxonH he’s done some freelance work for Nintendo Life. Most memorably, maybe, was one that was recently part of a certain scandal involving another writer plagiarizing him...

Someone get Panic Button on the phone!

Not the store!!!

Lol it’s so British to mix up “cue” and “queue”

What a random act of corporate synergy and marketing!

Switch games coming to Switch? Now I’ve heard everything!

Oh yes. I love this for its historical relevancy to the NES as part of its early lineup

A NEAR-masterpiece??

I got the update and I don’t like it. I still peed my pants though, out of principle

Oh wow all the feels. They’re all here. Not one single feel neglected.

Hahaha well done

Any chance you guys are going to review this? It was on sale recently and I didn’t know what to do!

I watched the trailer for No Thing and it looks insane

I have never heard of calling it a lunch box, but from now on that’s the term I’ll be using exclusively

Corbie, I didn’t know you designed levels for this game! I just beat it and saw your name in the credits. Conflict of interests much? Haha, but it’s a super fun game! I played it on Switch of course. EDIT: Haha maybe you just helped with the Ghost levels in the Wii U release? My bad! I think i unlocked you as a secret character!

Someone get those bad duvets a bad duvet cover!

Yah I’ve had mine preordered at this price for months

I love playing this in handheld mode. Playing this game on the toilet cured my constipation because it scared the poop outta me.

I keep having to pause this game because I get too scared

Outlast!

Heyy, ‘‘twas me who wrote that first review. My quote only makes sense when you look at their ad campaign, where they claimed you had to play it because it was the worst game ever.

Haha I remember their ad campaign for the original was “It’s the worst game ever!!” It wasn’t, it was just fine.

Hey looks like we got The Men of Yoshiwara: Kikuya too!

If the patch brought it up to snuff, I’d still get the game for sure

Don’t forget 10 Second Run Returns! The DSiWare game was good!

@BenAV I’m definitely in agreement. I didn’t even finish a whole song, it just completely took the fun out of it for me.

I don’t know if they know what a pun is

Intimate objects huh

Tom, congratulations! It was a pleasure to work with you back in the day, definitely one of the highlights of my time here. You really deserve the bigger and brighter things you’re headed toward.

I love this game. The last level is incredible.

You bet your sloppy wet butthole I’ll be buying this

Oops I meant to vote for Thumper

This rocks. I love you Capcom.

Only in Japan or coming to the West?

For those of you saying it has performance issues everywhere, just look at a graphics comparison video. Things are way more stuttery on the Switch. I was looking forward to this, but now I've canceled my preorder.

It is such a revelation to be able to watch Seinfeld on my tv, go take a poop, and continue watching Seinfeld while doing so

@Wraggadam1 Maybe we Colorado try it!

No problem here. I preordered mine yesterday.

All i can say is when you really commit to copying the dances and having fun with your friends, these games are a blast