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Want all of it! Since the literally insane amount of interest in the pop up Pokemon shop (queues STILL hours long to get in) surely the time is right to have a London store akin to New York and Tokyo? Come on Nintendo!

@RazumikhinPG Oh dear, you're THAT sort of keyboard commando. I'm sure Nintendo and the Pokemon company are just desperate to get you back on board, that one missed sale will truly dent their confidence. Groan.

@RazumikhinPG Literally will say one thing. You can't 'hate' a game you haven't played! There's simply no point in fussing about this and that until people get their hands on it, which they will in their millions so you comment is absurd.

One of my fave games on the Switch so much welcomed DLC!

@Bondi_Surfer Haha I thought that. Surely it's not review bombing if the game is terrible?

@JayJ I agree, this seems a bit like band wagoning and a ropey story at best. Can't tell from any of those videos. Let's celebrate Nintendo, not try and join the clamour of nay sayers unless it's an actual problem.

Ok so I saw it in GAME today for 50 quid, the review doesn't say how many hours of play so I was wondering if it is worth it? I mean, at £60, BOTW was a STEAL as I sunk 200 hours into the first play through and am now doing it all again.

Fingers crossed Hollywood doesn't do a botched movie version!

Wow, nearly 9 million Switch's sold just in Japan! And that's before the Switch Lite comes out! It's bound to go up to 100k in the first week. Amazing

Haha maybe I didn't read it properly. Whats a Zelda 'noob'? I will endeavour to learn of course.

Hmmm I think he meant the character was a thief rather than just one event that happens in a zelda game. Bit of a stretch guys!

Well WELL worth it. The Game is awesome and I have sunk hours upon hours into it. I hope they do a sequel and that will be day one purchase for me.

I'm bricking it

@WoolooSweater A scary number eh. What's more terrifying is that at this moment there are more people alive on earth than have ever died. So that means every human that has ever lived and died on this planet doesn't match up to how many people are alive today. Mind-blowing

@Sim1 Yeah that's a great example. I think the lying only comes into play when people panic and see no way out. In this scenario, I think I'd be MORE likely to get a Switch Lite as if it had any problems at all, you can be damn sure it won't be joystick drift as they will test them within an inch of their life!

It could be that though general wear and tear the system takes a beating and drift occurs. Mine has recently done this and I got it day one. Happy that Nintendo will fix this for me for free now and that they listened and then put the customer first. It will have no bearing on the SwitchLite of course, as if they would allow that to happen? They would never knowingly put something out that was shoddy and the fact they know about it means they will work doubly hard to make sure that the new system is nothing other than perfect.

Hmmmm TV shows/movies adapted from books vs TV shows/movies adapted from video games. Not really much comparison, clearly they're going in the right direction.

Pretty sure thats about the same deal you can get most of the time if you shop about...

There has to be a Metroid style scary Space Mountain coaster!

@gcunit Yes, very.

OMG it looks perfect. I'm hoping that if it's a hefty price tag then there is a lot of content. Happy to pay it for Zelda. It's like it's the cutesy strain of Zelda like Link Between Worlds whereas BOTW is the deeper experience.

I sold my original Secret Of Mana on the SNES a few years ago in great condition for a whopping £60. We've never played a western version of Trials, do we know if it's any good??

I want the level of polosh toooooo!

@MrGawain Hell yeah. Have been waiting for this series forever and Final Fantasy Tactics is one of my fave games ever so what a combination!

It looked so much like Twilight Princess!!

OMG I need this. It's gotta be deep, immersive and with these mini games an essential part of the storyline and not tacked on and not very good. Setting my expectations to high!

Pah I'll take two sets! I hope they're good quality though and not that sawdust-filled fairground prize type of plush!

Looks amazing, very intricate. Right down to the...Lara Croft boobs?! I hope they do good bras in Hyrule!

Are there reviews for any of these discounted games? Otherwise its just picking something out of the bargain bin for the sake of it surely?

I bet whoever bought the plastic ass was tempted to get one from a sex shop. Retirement can be a long and lonely time...

@Lionyone Agreed, the review doesn't read like a 6. Might give it a go if it's cheap enough!

Just like Miyamoto and Iwata, Reggie exudes fun, kindness and inclusiveness which I hope Bowser will also bring to the table. When he's not trying to force-marry Peach that is.

@nessisonett Yeah I agree, I'm sure there are worse games on the Switch. I went to uni with a Japanese girl and the stories she used to tell me about stuff that happened with her and her mates at school literally makes the whole thing turn my stomach. It looks like it's played for laughs but its the underlying seediness, the fact that they warn that there no hentai etc just leaves a nasty taste in the mouth y'know. Probably just being over sensitive after a long weekend lol.

@graysoncharles Cheers buddy. I'm totally open minded about most things but this riled me for some reason as it was just so blatant. I was tired and just spent the weekend with my two young nieces so just seemed a bit gross y'know.

@graysoncharles Yeah that's what I'm saying, the fact that people would assume there will be porn is why they have to state that there isn't.

And although yes I'm sure selling panties online to desperate blokes is lucrative for a few entrepreneurial ladies, the actual problem in Japan goes a lot further than that and a game like this hardly helps. Sexualising school girl's panties isn't something I can really stand by tbh.

@graysoncharles I think the fact that they have to put a warning that theres no animated porn in the game says it all. I also notice there aren't any battling male underwear. Panty obsession is an unpleasant subculture and more of a problem than you'd realise.

Someone actually took the time to make this? NOTHING better to work on?! Sheesh!

@60frames-please Haha I think a rank for every single place would be good. Like comedy animals for the lowest (the 100th amoeba!) all the way to cool ones for the top 10! Would give it a little extra amusement if you did terribly haha!

@60frames-please that's such a good idea. Some kind of ranking or screen for getting in the top ten etc etc. just to mix it up and it's not difficult to create eh.

@Bunkerneath I agree, not a very good representation. I'm glad it's not all boss battles but platforming action would have been nice to see here. Or a variation at least.

How many times does Alex say 'cock' in such a short space of time?? Snigger

The future of gaming, and humanity itself, is with inclusiveness. Well done to Microsoft and Nintendo for leading the way.

This happened days ago and was in all the paper and websites.

I can't even watch a 5 minute video on You Tube on the London Underground due to patchy service and it's even pain on mainline trains at times. No such problem with Switch and that also has what Stadia will never have...Nintendo games.

Amazing. Needs a human to do a comedy sketch with the joy-cons now really...

It'll be the surprise movie tie-in with Detective Pikachu for the Switch!! Including Ryan Reynolds actual voice and missions straight form the movie! lol

Used to love those Rik Mayall ads! Well I hope new Link's Awakening is more difficult than A Link Between Worlds. I love 'open world' Zelda but prefer dungeons to get progressively harder.

NETFLIX!
ADVANCE WARS!
F-ZERO!

Ooh Switch Wars! Love it. Also yeah it doesn't have to have the production values of say, the new Fire Emblem, but improved graphics and sounds and lengthy campaign would be amazing. Capcom managed it with Mega Man 11 and it looks and sounds lovely.

As for 'Into The Breach', I was looking at that! That good is it??

@Spiders Brilliant thanks. I hope Intelligent Systems are watching and give us a brand new AW for the Switch. Surely it's the perfect platform for it?