Potimarron

"Descend into madness", "Zero chance of rescue"...
A good idea of gift for a friend with general anxiety disorders.

I watched "Perfect day", a Wim Wenders film which take place in Tokyo (the main character is a fulfilled public toilet cleaner who listens to Lou Reed - hence the title)
Some peaceful scenes in a huge, beautiful (and super clean) public bath.

Just listened to Billy Idol's "Shock to the System". It is 32 and it stills sounds like sh*tte.

@Bunkerneath You're right.
Just came here to write an irrelevant comment to an irrelevant article.
But it wasn't worth it.

"it's possible that this could all be a load of rubbish"
But we write an article about it still.

"Ceruleanus" means "sky blue" for those interested.
Words...l like them.

I've played "Akka Arrh" for 15 minutes... There was nothing to do apart watching chains of explosion, and trying to figure out what the point was (I've never figured out) ---> "Uninstall game".

15 seconds of this trailer have burnt my retina, so "no way Jose" (I meant Jeff).

At the White House, Washington D.C.

"Misdeeds", "bedridden" , "breadcrumbs"... Who hid my French-English Harrap's ?

The game may not be for the weak hearted... nor for the handheld gamers with a poor eyesight.

Titling"Italian site lists Switch 2 pre orders for just 15€" would have brought more clicks.

@-wc- Alas !
But I found one pun for the sequel "Symphonia 2: Empire strikes Bach"

Japan praises an American game developed in Poland.
We must be in 2025.

"You play as an adorable little violinist"
Isnt it an oxymoron ?
Little violonists tend to get on my nerves.
Grown ups too.

So many music related puns to do...and I can't find a single one.

Stray, Gato Roboto, cat quest, etc...would do benefit of a mouse.

How should most people know if a game is "independent" or not ?
And what does it mean ?

"Pick up surprising and good titles wherever they come from" is my piece of advice

On the japanese cover, Mario looks like he's got jaundice (too much chianti ?) and his weird position suggests he's letting one off...

@Smithicus It already happened. Nintendo walks in the footsteps of Disney/Marvel, whose productions don't even look "american" but "global".

With such a strabismus, it might be not safe anymore to drive a kart.

Don't know what emotion Sakurai exactly simulates, but he does it badly.

@NeoGee This time, I think it's unlikely for your console to see the light of the day and breathe "atmosphere"...but who knows ?

People want to know (nevermind they're not happier once they know).
Hence the leakers.

According to this guy, the leaker is the new child molester/serial killer/prime minister of (select the country of your choice).

In comparison, an average banana is 108 kcalories.
I don't have figures for a 15 years old banana, though.

"Phew ! Honey, today, I reviewed a tiny Animal Crossing Lego set: I'm exhausted... Please, prepare me a hot bath"
Nice pictures, still !

"tickets now on sale"
Interested ? Someone ?

@rvcolem1 Not similar: I have more curiosity in your cat's awards than in this corporate event.

"that's an awful lot of wasted plastic"
All in all, Hundreds of millions of past, present and future consoles are a part of a lot of wasted plastic, water, metals...

No one gets satisfaction with that Rolling Stone's list.

Those pictures go to show there's no nail clippers on the next joycon, though.

"Black and blue" is also the latest good album by the Rolling Stones (1980 !)
Since that matter of Switch 2 seems to leave some with "Emotional rescue", this rumour could be true (and my comment be relevant).

Thank you @MontyCircus !
I forgot to mention the short, inventive, quite challenging and super pixelated NECROSPHERE DX. You play with only 2 buttons (no D pad) though it's not an autorunner, and learn to do a lot a things with those.
This game used to be a "bestest game" on RockPaperShotgun site and gave me blisters on my thumbs.

Not much to do at Nintendo's UK branch. They should have stayed on holidays a few more days.
MP4 still...

It may be clueless to leave a word in such a long comment section but I'd recommend SPLASHER and the notorious HATCH TALES.
Edit: HATCH TALES is somewhat repetitive and lacks ideas. It's definitely not what MUTANT MUDDS used to be.
(Note to self: Never recommend a game I currently play and haven't finished yet)

One year ago, a few comments showed high hopes in Metroid Prime 4 and the Plucky Squire.
Poor people (for different reasons in that case).
"Carpe diem and take a look at your backlog" like they said in "Dead poets society" !
And a happy new year !

@NintendoWife No, I forgot this one. Thank you for reminding me "Live a live" exists.

Am I the only one not to be excited by the next Nintendo console ?
So many games to play...and a life to live.
I haven't played Chrono Trigger or FF IV yet...

"Bafflingly, the possibility that the game is indeed on European eShops disguised as something else entirely apparently hasn't occurred to anyone"
This is the reason why I keep a flamethrower close to me when I download a new game.

Including Muhammad bin Salman (and his sharpened scimitar) among the fighters ?

If Nintendo had asked me, I'd have suggested "Super Mario Bros Boring".
I liked these talking flowers (in japanese) though !

The character on the left of the banner's got pretty ones indeed.
"Miniatures" has its bizarre beauty too.