OptometristLime

OptometristLime

A drunken spout of mental koolaid.

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Re: Video: Ocarina of Time's Kakariko Village Gets a HD Makeover In Unreal Engine 4

OptometristLime

Your sympathy is loathsome, I don't judge Sony gamers on their tastes and preferences. Why should I play referee to some other console when I choose not to play it?

As your posting record shows you have rarely deviated from a habit of criticism. Dissing Nintendo makes you a poor ambassador for Sony as well, gaming is a hobby that shouldn't be limited by loyalty to a brand or console.

Re: Video: Ocarina of Time's Kakariko Village Gets a HD Makeover In Unreal Engine 4

OptometristLime

@nerevar

You seem hopelessly deluded, and unfamiliar with the history of Nintendo and its role as a cornerstone of the industry. Top of the line graphics require a PC full stop, after that we are just bickering over preference (cartoon style, retro, etc). Those console revisions you cite have kept prices to a minimum and make gaming more accessible; I would argue they push the envelope simply by drawing more and more attention to a diverse and simply fun collection of games.

Re: Nintendo's Awesome Super Mario Maker Overview Announces New Features

OptometristLime

Geeze this comment section is dripping with brilliance, special credit for Yorumi who feels Nintendo is being "idiotic", yet has the disposition to call out others for their monosyllabic arguments.

Honestly. Writing the same damn thing over and over does zilch to prove your point, and don't ask me to refute it either. I feel your chagrin with Nintendo (almost personal really) erases any traces of a logical argument.

Re: Nintendo Cancels Camp Miiverse in Honour of Satoru Iwata

OptometristLime

@rjejr

Everyone, every business handles these things and grieves in their own way. To compare the urgent passing of a great figure to the anniversary of an event that time has contextualized, it's just not relevant. But you seem eager to troll others with your personal grievances, even on this occasion.

Re: Hands On: Logging More Flight Time With Star Fox Zero

OptometristLime

I only put in my 2 cents as it seems like a positive take on refurb Nintendo experiences is some how rare or beyond consideration. When I look at a game and can easily see myself having fun, what the hell do I care about 101 details. Granted this is not looking graphically marvelous, which seems to be an odd (deliberate?) choice considering the tech at their disposal. Still though flying around those environments will be a truer test than static models.

Re: Hands On: Logging More Flight Time With Star Fox Zero

OptometristLime

How can they possibly innovate when fans like you paint them into a corner and look for by the numbers experiences? For me Nintendo's motives make a ton of sense in terms of trying to meet that new audience. I think it's unfair to expect "carbon copies" and also look for a competitive current gen experience. Sorry to say I don't think Nintendo is the horse I see you riding with during this particularly stormy time in the industry, and that's okay.

Re: Hands On: Logging More Flight Time With Star Fox Zero

OptometristLime

I just can't take gaming culture seriously anymore, if I had an axe to grind it would be against this jaded and cynical generation which is impossibly fixated with the past and some how still expecting the future to fall into their orbit. Nintendo for their part are increasingly clumsy and out of step with their own vaunted expectations, personally I could care less about legacy when the games coming out now are fun.

Re: Hands On: Logging More Flight Time With Star Fox Zero

OptometristLime

Outlier opinions mean jack at this point, for Nintendo to phone in a mainline Star Fox entry with the console's inage on the line to me seems inconceivable.

The fact that we can't throw stones at the guy without them flying back, tells me pretty much all there is to know... I sure don't mind seeing an honest bit of journalism, but leave the interpretation to the people.

Re: Humble Bundle Issues Official Statement About Region-Locked Nintendo Promotion

OptometristLime

@ALinkttPresent

I'm sorry but you're taking this charity statement way out of context, in which it simply refers to a free-will offering. Just because people choose to support other initiatives in our world doesn't mean you can talk down to them like a bloody loon. From what you've said I guess Humble Bundle's many other truly generous charity drives have escaped your eye. I find your stance most uncharitable in regards to causes other than your own.

Re: Review: Pazuru (3DS eShop)

OptometristLime

A "better" reviewer would complete a game faster? I think that's patently false, not to mention the carefully explained gold star challenge (which extended the length of the game for the reviewer).

And I think affordability is a minor quibble too...

Re: Review: BOXBOY! (3DS eShop)

OptometristLime

So many butt-hurt commentators, frankly I think we should expect more from our games. The reviewer is singling out this game, for being unable to impress on even a nostalgic level in their opinion.

Re: Video: The Minimum Percentages to KO with Jigglypuff's Rest in Smash Bros.

OptometristLime

@TheRegginator

I think you've answered your own question, this article is targeted towards a broad audience, with only passing value to the hardcore Smash fan. Surely your perusal of the Smash boards would make nearly any tip or strategy article seem trite.

As for Melee news, that is fairly niche compared to the wealth of coverage owed to Nintendo's current heavy hitters. I love Melee and its competitors are owed a great deal of respect, but Nintendo Life has plenty of information for gamers who enjoy brand new games.

Re: Video: You NEED To Play Metroid Prime Trilogy

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@Ralizah

The Gamecube method of controls for these games is pretty archaic, and uncomfortable. I mean if you are a fan of analog aiming more power to you, but that means holding down the bumper for the full game session.

I feel that the wii pointer is implemented well, and provides for a more intuitive feel while playing. The lock-on system is still present of course, so there are no worries about the controls being too sensitive.

Re: From the Forum: To Buy or Not to Buy? SPIKEY WALLS Fires Debate as Developer Defends Project

OptometristLime

I feel the developer's choice to weigh in on this discussion is simply misguided, not that he lacks the right to speak out and defend his product but just because it tends to inflame the issue. Especially when it really doesn't move the discussion forward, with fairly passe comments on market conditions etc.

Personally I take offense at the use of "you" throughout, as if to assign personal responsibility to each individual who reads the developer's reaction. I'm a Nintendo gamer, and a human being so I can appreciate low prices but I don't allow them to compromise the message I send with my purchases. Nor do I buy games based on their price point alone (hopefully no one does this).