Miiverse is wonderful in various ways, and since its launch with the Wii U in November 2012 it's even thrown up a meme or two. An iconic example is the y cant metroid crawl (sic) thread that was widely spotted following the Virtual Console release of Super Metroid; whether legitimate or the work of a prankster, it was rather funny.
It seems the localisation team for Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS — or perhaps the original developers in Japan — are aware of this thread, or have simply stumbled into wording that brings it to mind. Below is an image of the Samus (Varia Suit) description in the game — thanks, Tiny Cartridge — that brings those glorious memories flooding back.

Smash Bros. on 3DS is full of fun little touches, nods and winks, but this may be one of the best. Who knows what other cool references are scattered around? Hopefully more that tackle Nintendo memes.
[source tinycartridge.com]
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Bravo, indeed.
i dont get it? what is the joke about the whole crawl thing? someone knows it in detail? thx ^_^
@97alexk
People were confused at the beginning of super metroid; There was what looked like a crawlspace, and samus could crouch down. So people were assuming there was a way to make her crawl, oblivious to the morph ball ability that they had to obtain to progress.
@97alexk https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2013/05/miiverse_super_metroid_too_taxing_for_todays_gamers
Have fun xD
As soon as I saw the title I was expected them to show a Metroid trying to crawl but failing. XD
But Zero Suit Samus Can crawl!
The American trophy for the Pokémon Trainer says "in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he wanted to be the very best - like no-one ever was. To smash them was his real test, to launch them was his cause!" Pretty awesome!
She can't crawl because they couldn't make a crawling animation
LOL XD! Sakurai...I love you. Please, never change.
Neat little nod, but I think calling this funny is quite a stretch...
@NintendoFan64 Except that the dialogue writer behind Earthbound (forgot the name) is behind every single trophy description.
Just tell them they are parasitic aliens with no legs
I think it's more of a coincidence than a nod and a very vague one. Samus has to crouch before morphing. If she couldn't morph, she would have to crawl to move after crouching. It sounds to me like a logical way to describe the varia suit morphing ball ability. Besides, you have to be a real noob to call Samus, Metroid. When I read that stupid meme, all I could imagine was a "Metroid" trying to crawl with its claws. Bravo? For the game, but not for this nod, IF it is a nod.
@Kaze_Memaryu: Shigesato Itoi
Samus couldn't even crouch in the original Metroid for NES, could she? She just sort of transformed into Morph Ball form and plopped down. Crouching was a luxury which came later on.
@Kaze_Memaryu
You might need to lighten up if you're bothered somebody might find this funny.
Wasn't the original reason for the morph ball was because it was easier to deal with in terms of execution than crawling for the original Metroid?
@OmegaStar ...You had 2 tears in the time he's been gone? Sorry, I had to do that.
Not sure if this nod is intentional or not, though. I'm feeling skeptical.
@Kaze_Memaryu Every party needs a pooper, eh?
This nod is too cute.
I'm still ticked off at the miiverse admins for perma-banning me for no legitimate reason.
But I don't get it. Isn't the Varia Suit originally used as means of stronger armor? Even with the Zero Suit or Power Suit, She can still morph into a ball by just getting the morph ball......
but....meh.....its video game logic so who cares.
@JellySplat
you know... I think I heard this story before..... I think from every single banned person ever.
It's because Samus is so sophisticated (not sure about the term or I just can't find the right one) that wearing that baddonkey suit and crawling is not cool.
@ikki5 @JellySplat
Or somebody posted on your behalf. That's why I never let my kid or any other use the gamepad when I'm not there to supervise.
@BensonUii I was more just getting at the fact that anyone complaining about being banned always says it was for no reason.
@Artwark Not as Zero Suit but otherwise you are correct (Varia Suit is also for extreme temperatures protection).
@ThomasBW84 The original purpose of the Morph Ball was to replace a crawling animation since they couldn’t make it work in the NES (I don't think it has anything to do with a meme).
I think I smell the work of Audrey Drake.
I think what's funnier is the original Pokemon TV show referenced in Pokemon Trainer's Trophy description:
"Back in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, he fought to be the very best — like no one ever was. To smash them was his real test — to launch them was his cause!"
@Capt_N Ah, that's the one. Thanks!
@OptometristLime @MagicEmperor Well, to each his own. I didn't find it funny, others did. Everyday situation of people having different opinions.
@Kaze_Memaryu Sorry. I forgot about that when I was typing.
This was much funnier when it was new, I remember reading that post before it became a semi-Meme and kinda felt bad for the kid who posted it, but it's still cool to see that Nintendo recognizes what's going on in Miiverse.
@97alexk It was easier to animate the morph ball instead of Samus crawling, and so the developers decided to do that. At least, that's the story I've always heard.
I liked Cream the Rabbit's trophy description saying that it makes them want a cream cheese bagel.
@PikaNick where is the spelling error?
@ikki5 Yes well, You'll most likely say it as well when you get banned.
I slipped up and fed the trolls, and got burned for it. I didn't swear or call him names or anything, just said he was being a troll. And he reported me and now I'm perma-banned
@The_Ninja
"The spine-chilling sound they emit (is) difficult to describe". No "is" I guess.
Obviously the guy from Miiverse (Pauly) was joking. He called the Metroids "Samus", so, he knew who Samus and what a Metroid was from the very beginning. Still a cool wink there from Nintendo. What is even funnier is that only half the people here seems to get the joke
Semi-related...

Does anyone get it?
Like in the Shulk reveal and in his taunt where he says "Now it's Shulk time!" In reference to Reyn's overused combat line "Now it's Reyn time!".. Speaking of.. I'd like to share this masterpiece with my fellow Xenoblade fans..
http://youtu.be/OMrdRaiCUug
@Sherman Never seen that, hilarious.
@Sherman awesome. What is that from
Fire Emblem: Awakening, @suhpo.
Is a reference to the movie Taken, @SanderEvers.
After the main character's daughter is taken, the guy who kidnapped the girl takes the her phone and starts listening. So, the main character says this: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Do you get it now?
Luigi should have a Death Stare attack
sakurai is an awesome troll
''her into a ball instead of having to crawl'', seems just like a natural explanation to me, not a ''reply'' to these threads/memes. Not even funny actualy.
you mean because she can sorta kneel in super metroid?
whatev, in the original nes game you turn into a ball long before you get the varia suit, and it has nothing to do with balling up in any metroid game as far as i know. you either start with the ability or you get it straight away.
Is this the US version? the description in my game is different.
Now you mentioned it .. It's just normal like that foe her to turn into a metal rolling ball , Her suit is pretty advance in tech sheer :3
Metroid can't crawl cause they fly around with big white teeth and red balls for brains while looking like a cheap knock-off enemy from Kid Icarus: Uprising.
I noticed this last night. Hah hah, nice Nintendo!
With a suit like that, it would be a waste to crawl. It's would be like having the ability to float but choosing to walk instead.
i thought her name was samus,not metroid?
@B3ND3R
The Xeno cast commentates videos that were linked off that are amazing XD Particularly the Lucina Robin reveal trailer
Lol that's hilarious.
Well played Nintendo. I just browsed the y cant metroid crawl thread and what started out to seem legit and hilarious, turned out to be a troll
Wow, that's actually really commendable. ZSS can crawl all she wants though!
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