First, Nintendo, being Japanese to the bone, would never in a million years sell out to a foreign company, not happening. Now, can I see this rumor being true? Yes. It makes sense given that Microsoft and Nintendo have been friendly towards each other in recent months. And Cuphead on Switch, yes please!
@LilDoggo48
What is the difference between sexy and sexist?
I think I know what it is, sexist being men enjoying sexy women, but let's hear what your answer is.
Its funny to me that people are arguing and fighting over an objectively terrible game, with little to no actual gameplay. Believe me, I own the PS4 version, this game is trash. You're not really losing much. Still, its people like @lildoggo48 who are the reason the game isn't coming out over here, constantly screaming about misogyny and objectification. So men want to dress up women in bikinis and take pictures of them. What is the harm? How does this affect women? It doesn't.
I have Snowboarding: The Next Phase. I've been playing it more than some other more expensive titles. Its fun, its made for pick-up and play and it is overall very well made.
Really worth the $10.
@SuperGhirahim64 While the title is clickbait, what the president was saying makes a lot of sense. If the market moves away from console development to say, mobile gaming, and they need to do it to survive, they will move along with the market.
Streets of Rage 1-3 looked as they did because that was the graphical standard at the time. Now 25 years later, they're taking a modern approach to graphics and it looks lovely.
@ErnisDy I think I advanced faster than the general population because I did play a lot, which is why its hard to find a group. I'm now taking a "smash break" and hopefully that'll give a chance for people to play catchup.
I'm hesitant, what were they thinking with the rap music? That was terrible. Let us pray this game is not an microtransaction watered down mess of a game.
I imported the ps4 version because... I'm not sure anymore. The game is rubbish. Its really just an excuse to take creepy pictures of DOA girls in bikinis and that's really about it. You can play Volleyball, but there really isn't a point to it. I'd even say its worse than the previous 2 due to the presence of microtransactions.
@retro_player_22 The n64 had 388 and boy did people complain about a lack of games for that system. Now the switch has 1000 more games and people are still complaining.
The title card leaves me thinking newlywed space marines on their honeymoon in a tropical destination have to fend off an invasion from hell.... No. This looks to be a boring twin-stick shooter with zero potential.
Like others, i have to wonder how many people saying they won't buy it because of this, wouldn't have bought it anyway. Civilization just isn't a game that's suited for online play. I mean you can, but its not ideal. I'll still be picking this up regardless of online play or not.
I remember this game, spending literally an hour on the beatnik poetry section thinking it was a puzzle of some kind, only to read it wasn't a puzzle at all and you didn't need to impress the beatniks to move on.
"In a world overrun with robots, only one man can stop them, a mega man!" Seriously though, I getting thoughts of the original US game cover: the movie.
This article is timely because I'm currently on retro-buying spree with my PSP, building up a small collection of games. Its sad to see Sony leave, but they completely fumbled the VITA after the relative success of the PSP. Sure it never touched the DS, but it was a good system with lots of good games on it.
@Tirza Well you can feel sad for the people losing their jobs and not play their games. I'm sort of like that, I miss their stuff prior to TWD, the proper adventure game stuff(Puzzles). But that company has been dead and gone for years, haven't played a TellTale game since the borderlands game some years ago. Still sad its closing for the people out of a job in the Bay Area.
I used to love Telltale games, the resurgence of adventure games, except in an episodic fashion. Then the The Walking Dead hit and they turned from proper adventure games to interactive movies and saturated the market with them. I lost interest.
Quantity over quality seemed to be their moniker and diminishing returns set in.
I guess the lesson in this is that even though you're really alone in a genre(interactive movies), doesn't mean you can rest on you laurels and just churn out the same crap over and over again.
@aaronsullivan Unfortunately, I doubt Microsoft will let it happen(although if they did it would be awesome). Goldeneye will never see re-release anywhere due to its licence.
What the heck here's my list of 20(to match the PS mini):
Mario 64
Ocarnia of Time
Majora's Mask
Pilotwings 64
Mario Kart
Paper Mario
Mario Golf
Mario Tennis
Excitebike 64
Tetrisphere
Mischief Makers
F-Zero X
Star Fox 64
Kirby 64
Smash Bros
Ogre Battle 64
Resident Evil 2
Mystical Ninja 64
Donkey Kong 64
Sin and Punishment
Good mix with some 3rd parties thrown in. Other 3rd party options include Winback, Shadowman or Turok 2.
As others have said, without the Rare titles, it may not be worth doing as you're leaving out half the N64's defining titles. I can put one together, but it would include some of the more obscure titles like Tetrisphere. Not sure if anyone would buy an N64 mini for that(though I would if I didn't already own it).
The only thing I have a problem with in the review is calling OxenFree and Gone Home good adventure games, both of them were barely games(and yes, I've beaten both of them).
Anyway, If this is like previous broken sword games, its a 90s style adventure game with obscure and obtuse puzzles. It's now a niche genre, but does have its fans.
@Ryu_Niiyama Exactly what I was going to say. We're not seeing Pilot Wings, Wave Race, F-Zero and 1080 because these series never lit the world on fire sales wise. F-Zero GX, the series pinnacle, never hit a million sold. As for Pilot Wings, PW64 was awesome, Pilot Wings Resort was garbage and probably sold as well as it was made: poorly.
I got it, played some Armored Warriors. It really is good despite the disappointing lack of display options. But then I love beat-em-ups. If you want to play the DnD games, Capcom released Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara some years ago(its still available on steam).
I wanted Alexandra Rovias from Eternal Darkness. She perfect for it. Just use some of the spells for the special attacks.
Also, the stage would use "sanity effects" to screw with the player, like mess with the health bar or have characters pretend to be smashed off screen but don't really.
That's too awesome though to be in.
This game does not deserve a 9/10, not even close, I'd give a 6/10 at most. It is not a game, its a interactive short story that's overpriced and over in an hour. Honestly, the story that is there isn't anything magical, its an average lesbian romance. I think this game gets 9/10s despite having no game play to speak of is because it has to get a 9/10 or they'll be ostracized from the gaming journalist community.
As someone who is currently playing All-Star Fruit Racing(gamefly'd it), its not a bad game and most of the technical issues were patched out as was the AI issue.
Is it MK8D? No. Is it completely worthless? No. This would be a fine game for little girls(who I think are the target audience).
You'd think a company known for fun would have a more unique looking building or a giant Mario statue out front, something. But nope, without the logo, it looks like any other office building. Kinda disappointed.
I am going to coin a new term, Switch Derangement Syndrome: Where you cannot accept the success of the switch and every time its success is brought up you twist facts and ramble.
@Ahlvin23 Observer fixes a lot of the issues of Layers of fear, giving you more to do with actual puzzles and light stealth, with a more involved story and more of a psychological horror experience instead of just jump scares.
@Ashunera84 You mean you no longer have to manually scroll through a list of letters and select them individually Instead of typing them like EVERY OTHER SEARCH ENGINE? Horray!
Translation: "I'm blaming Nintendo for us not selling our actually pretty mediocre title."
I played it on the PS4. Its not that great. Its ok, just not anything special. I miss Zeboyd's beginnings with the hilarious Breath of Death VII. There was love put into that title!
As for Nintendo. Its not their fault. Yes they didn't promote it, but you yourself really have to do some promotion yourself and Nintendo does promote lots of indie titles.
So telltale developed the CSI games... explains why they are actually decent games. Not for everybody, but for fans of the show, they were serviceable fluff and completely playable.
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Re: EVO 2019 Drops Super Smash Bros. Melee
I'm more interested in what is Under Night In-Birth and why is it taking up a spot at EVO?
Re: Rumour: Microsoft Plans To Bring Xbox App And Game Pass To Nintendo Switch
First, Nintendo, being Japanese to the bone, would never in a million years sell out to a foreign company, not happening.
Now, can I see this rumor being true? Yes. It makes sense given that Microsoft and Nintendo have been friendly towards each other in recent months.
And Cuphead on Switch, yes please!
Re: Tetris 99 Is A Free Battle Royale Tetris Game Launching On Switch Today (Yes, Really)
I wanted Tetris Effect to come out for the Switch, but barring that(never happening), this is the next best thing.
Re: Dead Or Alive Xtreme 3: Scarlet Won’t Be Released In Europe Or North America
@LilDoggo48
What is the difference between sexy and sexist?
I think I know what it is, sexist being men enjoying sexy women, but let's hear what your answer is.
Re: Dead Or Alive Xtreme 3: Scarlet Won’t Be Released In Europe Or North America
Its funny to me that people are arguing and fighting over an objectively terrible game, with little to no actual gameplay.
Believe me, I own the PS4 version, this game is trash. You're not really losing much.
Still, its people like @lildoggo48 who are the reason the game isn't coming out over here, constantly screaming about misogyny and objectification.
So men want to dress up women in bikinis and take pictures of them. What is the harm? How does this affect women? It doesn't.
Re: Nindie Round Up: Snowboarding The Next Phase, The Keep, Horizon Shift '81, Samsara And Gunman Clive HD Collection
I have Snowboarding: The Next Phase. I've been playing it more than some other more expensive titles. Its fun, its made for pick-up and play and it is overall very well made.
Really worth the $10.
Re: Nintendo Banked $348 Million In Mobile Revenue Last Year
@SuperGhirahim64 While the title is clickbait, what the president was saying makes a lot of sense. If the market moves away from console development to say, mobile gaming, and they need to do it to survive, they will move along with the market.
Re: Gallery: There’s No Need To Bash These New Streets Of Rage 4 Screenshots
Streets of Rage 1-3 looked as they did because that was the graphical standard at the time. Now 25 years later, they're taking a modern approach to graphics and it looks lovely.
Re: Masahiro Sakurai Rules Out A Modern Port Of Kid Icarus: Uprising
What I want from Sakurai is a brand new Meteos game.
That is all.
Re: Warframe Now Has One Million Players On Nintendo Switch
@ErnisDy I think I advanced faster than the general population because I did play a lot, which is why its hard to find a group. I'm now taking a "smash break" and hopefully that'll give a chance for people to play catchup.
Re: Get Over Here! It Looks Like Mortal Kombat 11 Is Switch Bound
I'm hesitant, what were they thinking with the rap music? That was terrible. Let us pray this game is not an microtransaction watered down mess of a game.
Re: Warframe Now Has One Million Players On Nintendo Switch
One million players on switch, but I can't find a group past Ceres. I'm stuck on Uranus because public groups are nil.
Re: Review: Sid Meier's Civilization VI - Conquer The World On The Move In This Superb Port
@GrailUK Day 1 DLC. But I bought it anyway cause I love the game so very, very much!
Re: Dead Or Alive Xtreme 3: Scarlet Is Splashing Onto The Switch Early Next Year
I imported the ps4 version because... I'm not sure anymore. The game is rubbish. Its really just an excuse to take creepy pictures of DOA girls in bikinis and that's really about it.
You can play Volleyball, but there really isn't a point to it.
I'd even say its worse than the previous 2 due to the presence of microtransactions.
Re: Video: Nintendo Really Wants You To Know That The Switch Has More Than 1,000 Games
@retro_player_22 The n64 had 388 and boy did people complain about a lack of games for that system. Now the switch has 1000 more games and people are still complaining.
Re: Battle Princess Madelyn Fights Its Way To Switch On 6th December, Wii U Version Coming Next Year
@eripmav Fair enough.
Re: Battle Princess Madelyn Fights Its Way To Switch On 6th December, Wii U Version Coming Next Year
Question: if she loses her armor does she run around in a bra and panties, ala the original GnG?
Re: Hellfront: Honeymoon Brings More Twin-Stick Action To Switch Early Next Year
The title card leaves me thinking newlywed space marines on their honeymoon in a tropical destination have to fend off an invasion from hell....
No. This looks to be a boring twin-stick shooter with zero potential.
Re: Review: Mutant Football League: Dynasty Edition - Throwing Out The Rulebook Results In A Frustrating Game Of Gridiron
I don't get this review, what were they expecting? This is not a simulation. This is insane arcade football and extremely fun. I like it a lot!
Re: 2K Confirms Civilization VI On Nintendo Switch Will Not Include Online Multiplayer
Like others, i have to wonder how many people saying they won't buy it because of this, wouldn't have bought it anyway.
Civilization just isn't a game that's suited for online play. I mean you can, but its not ideal.
I'll still be picking this up regardless of online play or not.
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Will Offer New Fighters, Stages And Music With Paid DLC
@AJWolfTill Well at least Nintendo remembered her enough to put her in in some form!
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Will Offer New Fighters, Stages And Music With Paid DLC
@gloom Alexandra Rovias from Eternal Darkness.
She'd make a great fighter, but the game is forgotten, both by fans and Nintendo. snif
Re: Grim Fandango Appears Out Of Nowhere On The European Switch eShop
I remember this game, spending literally an hour on the beatnik poetry section thinking it was a puzzle of some kind, only to read it wasn't a puzzle at all and you didn't need to impress the beatniks to move on.
Re: Guide: Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games And Accessories For November And December
So much gaming goodness. I don't have the money to buy all I want. Smash, Pokemon, Civ 6, Grip, Diablo ect.
Going to have gamefly most of them.
Re: Nintendo Confirms That There Are Now More Than 1,300 Games Available On Switch
Does the switch need more AAA games? Yes.
Does the Switch have no games to play? No it does not. It has plenty.
Look if you can't find stuff to play, its you, not the system. Because with 1300 games, there's something in there you can find to play.
Re: Capcom Announces Mega Man Live-Action Hollywood Film
"In a world overrun with robots, only one man can stop them, a mega man!"
Seriously though, I getting thoughts of the original US game cover: the movie.
NOOOOOO!
Re: Sony Will Step Away From The Handheld Games Business In 2019, Leaving It All To Nintendo
This article is timely because I'm currently on retro-buying spree with my PSP, building up a small collection of games.
Its sad to see Sony leave, but they completely fumbled the VITA after the relative success of the PSP. Sure it never touched the DS, but it was a good system with lots of good games on it.
Re: Telltale Games Begins Majority Studio Closure With Mass Layoffs
@Tirza Well you can feel sad for the people losing their jobs and not play their games.
I'm sort of like that, I miss their stuff prior to TWD, the proper adventure game stuff(Puzzles). But that company has been dead and gone for years, haven't played a TellTale game since the borderlands game some years ago.
Still sad its closing for the people out of a job in the Bay Area.
Re: Telltale Games Begins Majority Studio Closure With Mass Layoffs
I used to love Telltale games, the resurgence of adventure games, except in an episodic fashion. Then the The Walking Dead hit and they turned from proper adventure games to interactive movies and saturated the market with them. I lost interest.
Quantity over quality seemed to be their moniker and diminishing returns set in.
I guess the lesson in this is that even though you're really alone in a genre(interactive movies), doesn't mean you can rest on you laurels and just churn out the same crap over and over again.
Re: Last Year's N64 Trademark Has Finally Been Approved, N64 Mini On The Way?
@aaronsullivan Unfortunately, I doubt Microsoft will let it happen(although if they did it would be awesome).
Goldeneye will never see re-release anywhere due to its licence.
Re: Last Year's N64 Trademark Has Finally Been Approved, N64 Mini On The Way?
What the heck here's my list of 20(to match the PS mini):
Mario 64
Ocarnia of Time
Majora's Mask
Pilotwings 64
Mario Kart
Paper Mario
Mario Golf
Mario Tennis
Excitebike 64
Tetrisphere
Mischief Makers
F-Zero X
Star Fox 64
Kirby 64
Smash Bros
Ogre Battle 64
Resident Evil 2
Mystical Ninja 64
Donkey Kong 64
Sin and Punishment
Good mix with some 3rd parties thrown in. Other 3rd party options include Winback, Shadowman or Turok 2.
Re: Last Year's N64 Trademark Has Finally Been Approved, N64 Mini On The Way?
As others have said, without the Rare titles, it may not be worth doing as you're leaving out half the N64's defining titles.
I can put one together, but it would include some of the more obscure titles like Tetrisphere. Not sure if anyone would buy an N64 mini for that(though I would if I didn't already own it).
Re: Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse - An Old-School Point-And-Click Adventure In Every Sense
The only thing I have a problem with in the review is calling OxenFree and Gone Home good adventure games, both of them were barely games(and yes, I've beaten both of them).
Anyway, If this is like previous broken sword games, its a 90s style adventure game with obscure and obtuse puzzles. It's now a niche genre, but does have its fans.
Re: Satisfy Your Pilotwings Desires With Pilot Sports, Flying Onto Switch Next Month
@Ryu_Niiyama Exactly what I was going to say. We're not seeing Pilot Wings, Wave Race, F-Zero and 1080 because these series never lit the world on fire sales wise. F-Zero GX, the series pinnacle, never hit a million sold.
As for Pilot Wings, PW64 was awesome, Pilot Wings Resort was garbage and probably sold as well as it was made: poorly.
Re: Capcom Beat 'Em Up Bundle - Nirvana For Side-Scrolling Fighter Fans
I got it, played some Armored Warriors. It really is good despite the disappointing lack of display options.
But then I love beat-em-ups.
If you want to play the DnD games, Capcom released Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara some years ago(its still available on steam).
Re: Wasteland 2: Director's Cut - A Less-Than-Perfect Port Of A Turn-Based Tactical Classic
@Mountain_Man The text is really not that bad, at least for me at any rate. Its small but not unreadable.
Re: Wasteland 2: Director's Cut - A Less-Than-Perfect Port Of A Turn-Based Tactical Classic
I have an opposite opinion. I tried playing on PS4 and HATED it. But I enjoy it just fine in handheld mode, even with the UI confusion and small text.
But that's just me. Only complaint I have is the camera, which is indeed terrible.
I'd give an 8/10, because underneath the (mostly subjective) problems, there is a really, really good CRPG here.
Re: Video: Lots of Characters Just Won't Make It Into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
I wanted Alexandra Rovias from Eternal Darkness. She perfect for it. Just use some of the spells for the special attacks.
Also, the stage would use "sanity effects" to screw with the player, like mess with the health bar or have characters pretend to be smashed off screen but don't really.
That's too awesome though to be in.
Re: Gone Home - A Peerless Masterclass In Interactive Storytelling Comes To Switch
This game does not deserve a 9/10, not even close, I'd give a 6/10 at most. It is not a game, its a interactive short story that's overpriced and over in an hour. Honestly, the story that is there isn't anything magical, its an average lesbian romance.
I think this game gets 9/10s despite having no game play to speak of is because it has to get a 9/10 or they'll be ostracized from the gaming journalist community.
Re: Gallery: Feast Your Eyes On The Many Delights Available From Japan's Kirby Cafe
@C-Threep How do you know? I don't think they've ever tried.
Re: All-Star Fruit Racing Finally Gets Online Support On Switch
As someone who is currently playing All-Star Fruit Racing(gamefly'd it), its not a bad game and most of the technical issues were patched out as was the AI issue.
Is it MK8D? No. Is it completely worthless? No. This would be a fine game for little girls(who I think are the target audience).
Re: Flyhigh Works Is Bringing Spider Solitaire F To The Switch eShop This Month
YAY ^-^ Spider Solitaire on my Switch!
Biggest game of the year, eat that Spiderman and Smash Ultimate!
Seriously though, I'll probably pick this up anyway.
Re: Nintendo Is The Sixth Most Desirable Company Among Japanese Undergraduates
You'd think a company known for fun would have a more unique looking building or a giant Mario statue out front, something.
But nope, without the logo, it looks like any other office building. Kinda disappointed.
Re: Switch Retail Game Sales In Japan Surpass Lifetime Wii U Retail Sales In 18 Months
I am going to coin a new term, Switch Derangement Syndrome: Where you cannot accept the success of the switch and every time its success is brought up you twist facts and ramble.
Re: Bloober Team's Cyberpunk Horror Observer Will Soon Be Scaring A Switch Near You
@Ahlvin23 Observer fixes a lot of the issues of Layers of fear, giving you more to do with actual puzzles and light stealth, with a more involved story and more of a psychological horror experience instead of just jump scares.
Re: Bloober Team's Cyberpunk Horror Observer Will Soon Be Scaring A Switch Near You
@GrailUK Yes it is. He's great in it.
Re: Bloober Team's Cyberpunk Horror Observer Will Soon Be Scaring A Switch Near You
Observer is a decent game. I liked it. Glad to see its coming to switch.
Re: Cosmic Star Heroine Dev Explains Its "Frustrating" Experience Working With Nintendo
@Ashunera84 You mean you no longer have to manually scroll through a list of letters and select them individually Instead of typing them like EVERY OTHER SEARCH ENGINE?
Horray!
Re: Cosmic Star Heroine Dev Explains Its "Frustrating" Experience Working With Nintendo
Translation: "I'm blaming Nintendo for us not selling our actually pretty mediocre title."
I played it on the PS4. Its not that great. Its ok, just not anything special. I miss Zeboyd's beginnings with the hilarious Breath of Death VII. There was love put into that title!
As for Nintendo. Its not their fault. Yes they didn't promote it, but you yourself really have to do some promotion yourself and Nintendo does promote lots of indie titles.
Re: Telltale Admits Its Game Engine Has Let Fans Down In Recent Years
So telltale developed the CSI games... explains why they are actually decent games. Not for everybody, but for fans of the show, they were serviceable fluff and completely playable.