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Re: Soapbox: Should I Wait For Switch 'Pro' Or Is The 'New' Switch SKU Worth An Upgrade?

DankPeezy

So I did the quick math and between my son and I, we've had a total of 8 3/2DS' respectively. I had a black one at launch that got destroyed about 3 mos later. So I got a red one. Then the XL came out and I got a blue one. Then the 2DS dropped and I got my son one. That's 4 so far. Then, him being 7 yrs old at the time, basically destroyed that one. So me, being the kickass (if slightly ignorant) Dad I am decided, this calls for a 3DS XL then! '-' Because I couldn't lose my lil gaming buddy. Then, New 3DS is coming! What! What a terrible name!? But I gotta play Xenoblade on the go so, pony up Dad. I bought 2 "New" XL's one for me and one for him. For when he inevitably annihilates his current model. Which of course occurred, through the hinge no longer having any tension and him one day saying, "Oh, I gave that one too Jessie." Evil dad looks and a stern talking too aside. I said, "Well how about this one then?" Which he basically replied, "Meh". At that point I said, oh well I'm happy with my 3DS. NX is looming and I've had my fill. Then Nintendo, being the frisky lil minx they are said, "How about a regular green 2DS with Ocarina of Time 3D already on the system"? Anyone, anyone? Grumble grumble grumble. Snatch, just gimme the damn thing, alright!? And it sits, still in box. In my closet. Waiting to be passed on too my son one day when Pops is long gone, hangin with Sakaguchi and Iwata-san. So, the point is, I get the temptation. If I could have bought all of the Game Boy Colors or 8 N64's back in the day, I probably would have and now that I can, I do. So when it's all said and done I'll probably have about 5 Switches. So kudos to those who chose to go dude whoa, a few mo kupos!? But I'll be waitin on the "New Pro". Cheers brethren. 🍻

Re: The Game Sony Tried To Silence Is Getting An Uncensored Release On Switch Next Month

DankPeezy

@nessisonett "Societal Progress" is extremely subjective and barley any games are degrading. This type of "scared toxic think" is just something overly sensitive people who think their feelings matter too the world way more than they do, adopt. You should go listen to Quentin Tarantino's thoughts on movie violence askewing reality and causing real-world violence. It's a fairly eye-opening piece. In the same vein as this type of conversation.

Re: Feature: Tetris Creator Alexey Pajitnov On Tetris 99, Tetris Comics And His Favourite Tetris Piece

DankPeezy

Man. That's a legend right there. He can be as blase as he wants too be about the whole thing but, this man created a human phenomenon. It goes way beyond "cultural". Everyone from your Grandma to your children has played Tetris and will continue to do so for decades too come. If not forever. When genius strikes it almost always goes unnoticed until the art becomes a "posthumous" piece. At least this is a case where Alexey is able to bask in the glory of his creation. History in the making.

Re: Dragon Quest XI S: Definitive Edition Gallops Onto Nintendo Switch This September

DankPeezy

September is jam packed. Between this and Zelda, Ni No Kuni and Daemon X Machina will have to hit the back burner. Then Witcher 3, Luigis Mansion 3 and Pokemon will release. And all of this is if I'm finished with Ultimate Alliance 3, Fire Emblem and Astral Chain in time. When will I be able too play DOOM Eternal? I don't even want any games too release December to March. That way I can catch up on the 50 games I'll miss playing the other 50. Holy Smokes this has been a great E3 for Nintendo. So many games and yes, it's such a good time too be a Switch owner.

Re: Netflix's Dark Crystal Prequel Series Is Getting Its Own Switch Game

DankPeezy

Super dope! Can't wait. The Dark Crystal series is my most anticipated thing outside of gaming right now. After that abysmal GOT "ending" I need something to refresh my love for the television medium. Having this nifty little nugget of a game to fanboy out with and play alongside watching the new series, I'm all set.

Re: XSEED Games Cops Backlash Online For Not Crediting Former Employee

DankPeezy

This isn't exclusive to game devs. All people deserve credit when they've put in hardwork regardless of their employment status. A little, "nice job" or "good work" goes a long way towards making people stay motivated and feel appreciated. I can't believe we've moved so far away from basic validation in this day and age. We really need to get back too basics and help take care of each other in the ways we can. If we don't who will?

Re: China Is Receiving An Enhanced Version Of Pokémon Quest

DankPeezy

With the right IP, China is a gaming goldmine. The fact that copyright law is a joke in China has deterred so many hardware and software devs for so long that it's hard too imagine something as "mainstream" as Pokemon lasting there without being infringed upon and having it's plug pulled. Happened time and time again.

Re: Mortal Kombat 11 Patches Are Imminent, All Players To Receive In-Game Currency

DankPeezy

@mist 3 SJW's disliked your comment while pleading for tolerance. Then immediately upon not receiving instant gratification for their actions, fled to their safe spaces to hold each other and weep into a bowl of gluten-free, non-gmo Pine Nuts. And now just the mere explanation of their plight has spiraled them into a cavalcade of pleas to ban me from existance. Because clearly, somehow, jokes will be construed as hate speech. I bid you adieu.

Re: Team Sonic Racing Is The Same Experience Across All Platforms

DankPeezy

Yeah right. Switch will probably run in 30fps or too hit 60fps, have the lighting, textures and shadows pared way back. It may overall end in the same level of enjoyment with all versions but, the Switch version will almost guaranteedly not be quite on par with the PS4/Xbone versions. Which in itself is okay but, too claim otherwise seems like well-wishing.

Re: Nintendo Reconfirms Release Windows For The Biggest Switch Games Of 2019 And Beyond

DankPeezy

I want pretty much all of these. Except Mario Maker. I'll probably skip that unless my library gets it. But, FE, Ultimate Alliance, Astral Chain, Luigi's Mansion, Zelda, Pokemon, Dragon Quest and God Eater 3 I want all of. I'm not an Animal Crossing fan either so I'll skip that one. Also want Crash Team Racing and Daemon X Machina but I think the latter will be pushed too Fall from a Summer release date. I think Bayonetta 3 and Prime 4 will be next year. Here's hoping for Prime Trilogy this year sometime too!

Re: Suda51 Says Switch Is "Awesome", Looking Forward To Doing More With The Console

DankPeezy

@Mgene15 Those games are all good but, I could basically say the same about the Switch. Fire Emblem, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, DaemonXMachina, Astral Chain, Zelda Link's Awakening Remake, Luigi's Mansion 3, Animal Crossing, Bayonetta 3, Metroid Prime 4 and rumored Trilogy. If you haven't played Xenoblade 2, Zelda or Mario Odyssey then you have 3 more gems to hit from the backlog. So where as the PS4 has good games out now and more coming down the pipeline, so does the Switch.