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They seriously need to fix the framerate issues. I just bought the game and I burst out laughing at the jank. It was funny at first, but now it's annoying.

Already got them, when they were filled to brim on the shelves of every store. Just need a Rosalina amiibo and my collection will be complete.

I am not happy that Callie and Marie do not wave at you.

Since the Cohozuna is a Cohock. What is the Horroboros a King Salmonid version of? A Flipper-Flopper? A Snatcher?

A Splatoon area can easily be turned into a paint ball area. Especially in Nintendo Land in America. I know a lot of paint ball lovers who would love that. Also it can introduce Splatoon loving kids and teens into paintball.
A Pikmin area can be turned into a greenhouse, but that seems a little too expensive and would require employees with expert level plant caring experience.
I think we can take all of Nintendo's sci-fi IPs (Starfox, Metroid, F-Zero, etc) and turn it into a huge barcade. It can have arcade machines like that Luigi's Mansion arcade shooter and that F-Zero AX booth. Maybe SEGA can throw in some of their arcade cabinets to fill the empty spaces.
An Animal Crossing area can easily be full of cute souvenir shops and actual clothing stores that matches clothes from New Horizons games. Also a Brewster coffee shop is absolutely perfect to buy some real coffee.

$35!? That's a goddamn rip off!

Splatoon artbooks always mean extra Splatoon lore!

Donkey Kong Jr! DK's dad is due for a return.

About time. Ash needs to go back to school anyways.

I really hope that they won't forget the Piklopedia this time.

I hope we can get a Nick Frost cameo alongside Simon Pegg's character. Maybe have Frost play an assistant to Pegg's character and they constantly bicker with each other.

Symphony of the Night port for Switch damn it! Come on!

Skipped this game during the Gamecube era and I've regretted it ever since. I think a remake for Switch is an order.

Damn it Nintendo! This is 2022! English speaking countries love anime and understand Japanese culture! Why is this not translated!

I would love a remake of Lucina's story in the FE Awakening DLC. Also to heavily alter the story with Robin being her mother.

Please. We need Metal Gear Twin Snakes for the Switch. Please, Konami.

It's got some amount of Splatoon lore in this magazine. Apparently, the Splatoon equivalent of the Ultraman series exists.

It would be super cool if the Lightbulb Mouth could actually light up.

I'll keep my coin thank you.

Someone: But didn't you call Nintendo overly strict and-
Kamiya: NO! LIES! ALL YOU GO TO HELL!
Blocks 1,000 people within 10 minutes. Including people who asked politely to clarify or explain.

With all these bugs, should've waited until December to release Splatoon 3.

@Thwomp_Stomper @_@What's that Wario's jiggling ass? Steal money and buy more Nintendo merchandise? Ooookaaaaay.

Always happy to get free stuff from Nintendo!

After reading 9 volumes, the manga is extremely boring. Jokes are constantly retold in the same ways. The stories almost always revolve around Turf Wars. No exploration of the world (in other words. No extra lore). The idols only show up when the manga does the game's story mode with their characters. I'm surprised it didn't get axed.

If the writer of Splatoon wrote a canon Splatoon manga revolving around the idols' history, it would be far more interesting than this.

Good writing in all aspects takes a LONG time.

In Splatoon 4, we'll be decorating our tiny apartment.

Not spending over 20 dollars for a very basic looking shirt. The Splatfest shirts were more worth getting.

I swear, there better be a orchestra version of this song that only plays during the final boss battle.

Those two humanoid Pokemon look like Mega Man characters.

Equips cracked Eye of Justice helmet once again.

MAY ORDER NEVER DIE.

This would've been so cool. Once Retro's done with Metroid Prime 4, they should pitch this idea again!

Come on. Bring back the Twin Snakes.

Yeah, this Chinese company's sadly gonna win. China's copyright laws are basically non-existant and what they did is a small misdemeanor at best.

So will the final boss be a brainwashed Marina if we're going by tradition of the Final Splatfests?

So if Order won the Final Splatfest, Splatoon 3 would've taken place in a totalitarian like city.

Ooooooohhh yeeeeeah!
This is true love we're makin', this is true love we're makin', this is true love we're making ALL THE TIME!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-_unC-g_rY

Absolute mad lad. Well done, son.

Why does Japan keep torturing us?

See this rich people? This is what you should do with the hundreds of millions you lie in a bank gathering dust.

"Well isn't that just prime." Optimus Primal, Beast Wars.

@Snatcher LOU2 has the worst representation of LGBTQ themes I've ever seen in games. Even my LGBTQ friends think so too. If it wins, then LGBTQ related themes in games is as good as dead.

As long as they can create cybernetic eyeballs, hands, and ears for gaming, nearly every problem solved.

I'm hoping for a rerelease of the previous Monster Hunter Stories amiibos. Monster Hunter seems to be getting even bigger in popularity than it did in the past, so I don't see why not.

Where is Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes!? It was only on Gamecube! It's perfect to put on Switch!

@Tourtus I know. It's a joke.

We demand more pictures of God Slayer Bowser vs Super Furry 2 Mario.

Oh god no! Sell Don't Starve damn it! Don't let these ***** bags lay their disgusting fingers on it! Better in the hands of someone else other than Tencent!

@Lanmanna Guess you never heard of Capcom vs SNK's best song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-_unC-g_rY

Ooooooohhh yeeeeeah! This is true love we're makin', this is true love we're makin', this is true love we're making ALL THE TIME!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-_unC-g_rY

Still simping for Brie Larson eh NL?