What the Switch needs is more anime style JRPG’s and platformers, that’s what the core Nintendo audience wants at the end of the day and that’s what it should be delivering. I want the switch to be the best selling console of all time but it won’t ever achieve that if people concentrate on ‘games’ like this. Sorry if that’s bile to you but I just want the best for Nintendo.
Random Englishman: So, you’re a Nintendo Fan are you Dave? I don’t know mate, looks kinda like it’s for children to me.
Dave: No gaffer it’s not JUST for children. There’s plenty for adults like us to play I’m telling you, you should get one. Now do you mind if I clock off early, I want to go to Argos and buy some Nintendo cardboard play toys where I can build a super duper robot and a piano and a fishing rope...
Like OMG, we don’t want any of that sports ball rubbish on our console please. The Switch is for gamers, not dudebro’s with an obsession for picking up women at bars. Please think this through Nintendo, you only need to cater to us.
Really Nintendo? South Park? A disgusting, racist vile excuse for a show on a console dedicated for family experiences? Well I must say I’m disappointed with the direction they are going recently, first Bayonetta and now this? When we have games like this we don’t end up being that different from the dude bro public who play PlayStation and Xbox.
Not happy about this at all, I think people need to organise some sort of letter writing campaign to let them know this isn’t what we want, we play Nintendo because their games are happy, upbeat and colourful. They are supposed to be a safe space from the disgusting world around us, how can anyone honestly let their kids browse the e-shop now that these sort of games will be on there with easy access. I’ll try and organise something after church tonight folks, I’ll keep you updated.
Not sure why Nintendo bother making sports games, Nintendo fans don't watch sports. They'd rather hug their body pillows and watch cartoons that are meant for 5 year old girls.
I vote the way I do because I'm brainwashed see. I have no mind of my own but luckily these armchair analysts on the Internet are here to tell me that I don't have a mind of my own and that I should do what they say. Thank god for that. I don't know what I'd do.
I see we've got a few classic Nintendo fan stereotypes on show today. We've got the old 'everybody is brainwashed to like shooters and non Nintendo games unlike me' people and the pearl clutching 'please don't put any nasty naughty games on my innocent kiddy-windy console' types on display today all the way to the 'it's EA and ubisoft's fault that the Wii U failed' dudes. All we need is for someone to call everyone who games on PS4 and Xbox dudebro's and we've got a full house.
I just had a gander at the cube life topic on the forum and the reception seems curiously positive up to now so I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for this when we get it here.
Not getting my hopes up since I still have a gaping wound in my chest from the Rayman dlc fiasco but 'IF' it is real then just take my money Nintendo...take it all.
Enough people have said it but I'll add my name to the list because it deserves it, this game is a fantastic co-op game that makes really good use of the gamepad.
If you are looking for a fun team game for you and a few friends where everyone has their own role to play, this is it in my opinion.
Cheers for the heads up Nintendo life. I needed Robin and I was gonna get Codename S.T.E.A.M at some point in the future anyway so it may as well be now.
Nintendo gets with the times and adds extra (optional) dlc to major franchises that increases playtime and character options for (often) reasonable prices and still some use it as a stick to beat them over the head with.
@JohnshiBRPG same here, I've just reeled off a load of emotional spiel about how the Rayman leak was so amazing and how excited I was until it broke my fragile little heart. 💔💔 hope they fall for it 😉
I'm happy enough with their reasoning. I'd rather they did everything they possibly could on this game and have it hang back a bit rather than releasing it on schedule full of 'what if's' and missed opportunities.
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Re: Review: Football Manager Touch 2018 (Switch eShop)
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What the Switch needs is more anime style JRPG’s and platformers, that’s what the core Nintendo audience wants at the end of the day and that’s what it should be delivering. I want the switch to be the best selling console of all time but it won’t ever achieve that if people concentrate on ‘games’ like this. Sorry if that’s bile to you but I just want the best for Nintendo.
Re: Review: Football Manager Touch 2018 (Switch eShop)
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Re: You've Got Until 9PM GMT Today To Pre-Order Labo If You Want It In Time For Friday
Random Englishman: So, you’re a Nintendo Fan are you Dave? I don’t know mate, looks kinda like it’s for children to me.
Dave: No gaffer it’s not JUST for children. There’s plenty for adults like us to play I’m telling you, you should get one. Now do you mind if I clock off early, I want to go to Argos and buy some Nintendo cardboard play toys where I can build a super duper robot and a piano and a fishing rope...
Re: Sega Reveals Shenmue 1 & 2 Remaster, But It's Skipping Switch
This is good news, the switch doesn’t need this crappy shovelware.
Re: Football Manager Touch 2018 Kicks Off Today On Nintendo Switch
Yeah.. no, trolling isn't allowed - Octane
Re: Football Manager Touch 2018 Kicks Off Today On Nintendo Switch
No trolling please - Octane
Re: Senran Kagura Reflexions Brings The World Of Japanese Massage To Switch
I like to objectify women so this game is right up my street.
Re: Rumour: Sounds Like Football Manager Will Finally Be Calling The Shots On Switch
Like OMG, we don’t want any of that sports ball rubbish on our console please. The Switch is for gamers, not dudebro’s with an obsession for picking up women at bars. Please think this through Nintendo, you only need to cater to us.
Re: Spyro: Reignited Trilogy Is Finally Official, But Switch Is Left Out In The Cold
@AlexSora89 a Nintendo fan that wants to bang a furry cartoon creature? Whatever next? You make me sick
Re: Feature: The Biggest Retail Games Hitting Nintendo Switch This Spring
Really Nintendo? South Park? A disgusting, racist vile excuse for a show on a console dedicated for family experiences? Well I must say I’m disappointed with the direction they are going recently, first Bayonetta and now this? When we have games like this we don’t end up being that different from the dude bro public who play PlayStation and Xbox.
Not happy about this at all, I think people need to organise some sort of letter writing campaign to let them know this isn’t what we want, we play Nintendo because their games are happy, upbeat and colourful. They are supposed to be a safe space from the disgusting world around us, how can anyone honestly let their kids browse the e-shop now that these sort of games will be on there with easy access. I’ll try and organise something after church tonight folks, I’ll keep you updated.
Re: Psyonix Reveals Details Of The New Graphics Update For Rocket League
Nintendo fans aren’t exactly known for their love of sports and cars so I’m not surprised so many people are claiming it’s an overhyped game.
If it was a platformer and had some cute furry creature as a protagonist it would be the next best thing no doubt.
Re: Project CARS 2 Creative Director Loves Nintendo Switch, But Don't Expect A Port
Look at post number 37. The 'tainted by adult gamers bit'
Is anti-matter saying he'd rather play with children? How old is this guy seriously?
Re: Nintendo Switch Appearance Earns Positive Impressions Among Super Bowl Commercials
Let's be cool.
Re: Video: Mario Sports Superstars Trailer Goes In-Depth on Baseball
Not sure why Nintendo bother making sports games, Nintendo fans don't watch sports. They'd rather hug their body pillows and watch cartoons that are meant for 5 year old girls.
Re: Super Mario Run Now Costs £9.99 To Unlock In The UK
I vote the way I do because I'm brainwashed see. I have no mind of my own but luckily these armchair analysts on the Internet are here to tell me that I don't have a mind of my own and that I should do what they say. Thank god for that. I don't know what I'd do.
Re: Parent Trap: Nintendo Switch Parental Controls Beat Console Rivals To The Punch
I've just come to laugh at Anti-matter. I was not disappointed.
Re: Eiji Aonuma Confirms that Breath of the Wild Will Not Support a Japanese Dub Over English Subtitles
There will be a fair few tear stained body pillows tonight.
Re: It's Nintendo Switch Petition Time, With Miiverse on the Agenda
Goodnight sweet prince.
Re: Soapbox: It's Nintendo's Job To Make Switch A Success, Not EA's, Ubisoft's Or Capcom's
I see we've got a few classic Nintendo fan stereotypes on show today. We've got the old 'everybody is brainwashed to like shooters and non Nintendo games unlike me' people and the pearl clutching 'please don't put any nasty naughty games on my innocent kiddy-windy console' types on display today all the way to the 'it's EA and ubisoft's fault that the Wii U failed' dudes. All we need is for someone to call everyone who games on PS4 and Xbox dudebro's and we've got a full house.
Re: Tomonobu Itagaki Explains Why the Pro Controller Trumps the GamePad in Devil's Third
This was unnecessary -Lz
Re: Nintendo Is Thinking About Making A Transformable Star Fox Arwing amiibo
Looks like they are just interested in squeezing every penny they can out of the hardcore now while they sail along to the next console/s.
I feel burnt tbh.
Re: Splatoon Successfully Inks Top 10 Territory in UK Charts
Let's not label an entire country as a bunch of idiots that pick on others please.
Re: Cube Life: Island Survival Confirmed for 25th June Release in Europe
I just had a gander at the cube life topic on the forum and the reception seems curiously positive up to now so I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for this when we get it here.
Re: Splatoon Holds Onto Top 5 Territory in the UK Charts
Well deserved.
Re: Splatoon Storms to Top Spot in Japanese Charts With Six Figure Sales
I genuinely can't be any happier for everyone involved with making Splatoon that it has achieved what it has so far.
Re: Art Academy: Home Studio Listing Suggests amiibo Support
Paint Shulk by numbers 😂😂😂
Re: Splatoon Grabs Second Place in UK Chart Début
Lol where the hell do some of you live, I've never been beaten up or had my 'masculinity' questioned for owning Nintendo consoles.
Re: Video: Obsession, Violence And Shameless Scalping - amiibo: The Movie Has It All
Oh God now you all know I have a Shulk...
Re: Video: Obsession, Violence And Shameless Scalping - amiibo: The Movie Has It All
@KirbyKirbyKirby
I'm afraid so. I've got no friends on my friends list anymore cos someone found out we each have a Shulk.
I'm the last one left, I'm so scared right now.
Re: Video: Discover What Happens When Yoshis Meet amiibo In This New Yoshi’s Woolly World Trailer
Nice little bonus. That tashe on Mario Yoshi cracks me up.
Re: Inazuma Eleven GO: Light & Shadow Kicks Off In Australia And New Zealand July 18th
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE BEAUTIFUL GAME!!!!!!!!!!!???????
Might try to get into this series actually, I seem to lack a football/RPG/anime genre in my game collection.
Anyone played any of them?
Re: Nintendo is Discontinuing the Basic 8GB Wii U in Japan, Standalone White 32GB Unit Taking Its Place
I woukd certainly like a white 32GB Wii U.
Re: Rumour: Customisable Mii Fighter amiibo Could Be On The Way
Not getting my hopes up since I still have a gaping wound in my chest from the Rayman dlc fiasco but 'IF' it is real then just take my money Nintendo...take it all.
Re: Video: Nintendo Releases a Showcase for Wii U Exclusive Affordable Space Adventures
Enough people have said it but I'll add my name to the list because it deserves it, this game is a fantastic co-op game that makes really good use of the gamepad.
If you are looking for a fun team game for you and a few friends where everyone has their own role to play, this is it in my opinion.
Re: Official Nintendo UK Store Bundles Fire Emblem amiibo with Code Name S.T.E.A.M.
Cheers for the heads up Nintendo life. I needed Robin and I was gonna get Codename S.T.E.A.M at some point in the future anyway so it may as well be now.
Re: Atlus Confirms Attack on Titan: Humanity in Chains Release Date
I'm going to go ahead and blame France for the delay purely because I feel like blaming France even though it's nothing to do with them.
So yeh, thanks a lot France!
Re: Take on 3D Streets of Rage 2 With a Pal
Can't...bleedin...wait
Re: Poll: Would You Like Mario Kart 8 and Super Smash Bros. DLC to Expand for a Whole Generation?
Yep, keep them coming please.
I'm so glad they didn't just get the games out and leave it at that.
MK8 dlc has been fantastic but I would like to see some more stages or custom stage tools in a dlc pack for smash bros.
Re: Feature: Gawk at Fancy Super Smash Bros. Mewtwo Screens and Full Costume DLC Details
Yesssssssss Dunban!
Re: Attack on Titan: Humanity in Chains Launches On 3DS eShop This May, Anime Episodes Also Available
@Tsurii897 the fact that you 'can't wait for people to get disappointed' shows what kind of a person you are really.
Re: Attack on Titan: Humanity in Chains Launches On 3DS eShop This May, Anime Episodes Also Available
Really happy with this. Love the anime and manga so any chance to get some Attack on Titan fix while I wait for the second series is good in my book.
Re: MewTwo And Lucas Confirmed As Super Smash Bros. DLC Characters
Nintendo gets with the times and adds extra (optional) dlc to major franchises that increases playtime and character options for (often) reasonable prices and still some use it as a stick to beat them over the head with.
Re: MewTwo And Lucas Confirmed As Super Smash Bros. DLC Characters
@JohnshiBRPG same here, I've just reeled off a load of emotional spiel about how the Rayman leak was so amazing and how excited I was until it broke my fragile little heart. 💔💔 hope they fall for it 😉
Re: Did Atlus USA Just Tease Attack On Titan Localisation News By Scoffing A Hotdog?
BIG, BIG TITAN SIZED fan of the anime and manga so I would welcome this game being localised with open arms.
Make it happen Europe!
Re: Shantae Premium 3DS HOME Themes are Hitting North America on 2nd April
Come on Europe, let's be having these!
Re: Video: Bask in the Glow of These Live Performances from the Xenoblade Chronicles 3D Soundtrack
I WANT THAT MONADO FOR MY WALL!!!!!!
Re: The Legend of Zelda for Wii U No Longer Set for 2015 Release
I'm happy enough with their reasoning. I'd rather they did everything they possibly could on this game and have it hang back a bit rather than releasing it on schedule full of 'what if's' and missed opportunities.
Re: Interview: Nintendo's Hiro Yamada On The Challenge Of Bringing Xenoblade Chronicles To The New Nintendo 3DS
Almost Reyn time...
Re: Exclusive: Affordable Space Adventures Pricing Confirmed, Aims to Retain Value Of Wii U Exclusive
Like others have said I can't have any complaints with this.
I'm glad they've set out to make a game specifically with the gamepad in mind and so long as it gets decent reviews I'll happily pay £16.99.
Re: Review: Mario Party 10 (Wii U)
I'm happy enough not to cancel my pre-order. Another good local multiplayer game for the Wii U.