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Me ranting about switch online for not have a Gameboy/Advance games. Me about to download this faster then Sonic on a better day.

That’s right I’m complaining. This is utter trash, garbage, manure, and Pimple pus. And yes I am entitled to complain. I am entitled to my opinion. I am entitled not to purchase this horrendous excuse of a service. The funny thing is I didn’t even know my membership was in September. I thought it was in November. So they already got me for the year.I’d rather spend my money on three bean burritos from Taco Bell because I know exactly where those burritos are going one hour later. In the toilet, just like the service. It is a cesspool of nonsense.

Moan.. Sigh 😔…… Yuck and yuck 🤮. I have been hurling so many chunks, I have become Bulimic. (Not trying to offend). There is a Sega collection with 30 great games that I and many who wanted to like this service already have. The N64 library is small.If you remember the Wii and WiiU virtual counsole you know how many titles are going to offer. Maybe 🤔 20 games slow drip 💧 in two years. I was hoping for Gameboy/Advance games which have a much more expansive library and is more tolerable. I don’t really use my online subscription for the games I have on there now. The only one I see liking is Paper Mario. I’ll stick to my 3-DS if I want to play N64 Zelda games. There is no need for an upgrade. This is gross disgusting 🤢.

I just saw these today at the grocery store. Maybe if I buy all of them times 25. Hmm 🤔. I could make a killing or maybe I’ll just move on and think how dumb people are for paying $25 for $4 pack of cookies.

Xenoblade X port or new Xenoblade 🙏. Everything else will be just a filler to me. Will we hear an announcement on Bayenetta? BOTW? Is it going to be about Dread and Splatoon? Mario party? Gameboy and advanced games? N64 rumor?

The characters remind me of a horror movie . You had to watch this pirate show at a certain time and then your kids get snatched or something. I don’t remember.

Lol…. I can’t. It’s not even worth ranting about.

Yay, hooray, I have been waiting for this game. It’s looking like I’m going to purchase it now.

I had this back in the day. I took it everywhere. Friends house and watching scary movies, school, and I had it next to my bed and played the heck out of Batien Katios. I just found an outlet, but the WiiU was more portable but only for 20 feet. I absolutely love the GameCube. It was so cute.

This would be a good one if it worked with iOS also.

Yes, this one looks good but Shin Megami coming out. The voice acting is a bit questionable but I’ll give it a pass. I want to wait for a review.

I saw this at Walmart one week early.

Bravery Default 2 was just OK. I’m not sure why I didn’t think it was great maybe it just felt stale. I can’t even give an explanation onto why. It checked all the boxes for a good RPG.

Waiting for a review for Baldo.

My starters have always been a grass Pokémon. I’m on team Rowlet. They better be having a leafeon in this game.

Succubus … What the… That looks like a winner. 🥱 Nothing for me this week. I just started Zelda

I wish they had a new starter Pokémon. Legends is supposed to be in the past.

It was NES and me and my sister bought it with lawnmower money. It had Super Mario bros and Duck Hunt. My mom got me Kidicarus and my sister got Metroid. My older brother worked at Circus World and we got a 20% discount. We played Mario first and didn’t stop. For Christmas we got The Legend of Zelda and Popeye. At first, I didn’t really get into Zelda. I did not not know what to do. I was eight. We played Popeye. Little did I know I would be drawing maps of the over world and trying to find every secret 🤫 of that beautiful golden cartridge.

“Surprised, Huh. There still a few of us hanging around. Silly humans, all they bring is war, death, and petulance. I am a Blade eater. Some us weren’t going to die that easily. I lived on. I’m sorry but this a fight I can’t back down from”.
Is this hype or is this hype?
Mikhail for the win 🥇 🥇 🥇!!!!!

I know this is blasphemy, but I always had love for the PSP and the Vita. I wouldn’t mind if Sony made another one. I’d buy it. I know I can get my Persona 5.I have much love for the Switch. I bought more 3DS games than I did Vita games and more DS games than PSP.I know my main system would be the Switch.

I absolutely would love that. The WiiU had some online games to like tennis too. That was great when it worked. The switch would put that on another level. I loved the bowling 🎳 . I remember all my family were taking turns. It was amazing. If they do that they need to go all out. Commercials, direct, make it a retro thing. They have a user base.

I’m not sure if I have a game of the year so far. I didn’t finish Bravery Default. I don’t know why it didn’t impress me. I lost interest. I’m at the end of Monster Hunter Story 2 and over 60 hours in and at the final battle and I’m like meh with the story.It’s a fun game but it just needed more. I guess it’s OK.Shin Megami 3 was great but I started playing DQ 9 for DS and forgot about it. So my game of the year has to go to Jelly Boy. Not. Monster Hunter Story 2 Wins for me.I got to the end and after I beat that Oltura thing maybe the story will be better here’s hoping 🤞. So should I get skyward sword or Ys IX after this? Hmm 🤔 Decisions. Maybe I’m just all RPGed out. Maybe, I need like one of those Metrovania games or some thing.

@Rob3008 I don’t think it did. I prefer Monster Hunters Story 2 to Rise. I didn’t even get Rise. It’s a different type of game.

Leafeon, But I have to wait to evolve him at the moss rock.

Hmmm..More of this again.

Donkey Kong country 2 that Bloody wasp stage.

I won’t get that. The only Warriors games I want is the DragonQuest Warriors one +2 switch.

I’m still playing Monster Hunter Stories 2. I’m 50 hours in. I kind of want to crack open my 3DS and play Final Fantasy IV for the DS. I haven’t played that in a while and all this talk about a pixel remaster made me want to go back to a better version than mobile scraps.

I tried to see the positive aspects of this article. I try to like a game with a pot belly that hits objects. I wanted peanut butter not a Jelly Boy. I wanted to like the NSO, I wanted Clayfighters not Clay mates. That sounds like friends with mold to me. Bombuzal looks like Mr. Potato Head on crack. I apologized it is Potato Head to all the Non-binarys.I never had high expectations. I guess after a few years of having the service I got a little disappointed. I went on a few rants on social media sites. It is what it is. A not very good perk or a not very good substitution for the virtual console. I just realized I’m going to be using the online service when Pokémon comes out in November. So I guess I’m stuck with a subscription. I don’t know if I’ll rant again. I know I did find it a bit entertaining to do so and somewhat cathartic. So I guess what I am saying is, I apologize if I offended anybody because those games do leave a taste of vomit in my mouth. OK rant done.

@BulbasaurusRex Your right. I don’t use the online service. And I do believe that there is a certain percentage of people like me who don’t use the online service and still pay the $20 a year. I mean I’m literally giving them $20.For What? Not only do I buy all of Nintendo’s consoles, I buy the upgrades. I buy there Marios, Zeldas, and Pokémon’s. So what this makes me entitled? I am a whiner? I am a complainer? Yes I am and so what. I know what I want and this is not it.

@WiltonRoots I don’t think no one is talking to Nintendo. I think Nintendo does their own thing. I also think my subscription ends in November. It is just a measly $20 a year that adds up if every one of US who own this service doesn’t like it and cancels it. I mean it’s cheaper than a GrubHub meal. I have multiple collections: Sega, SNK, MegaMan, Castlevania, SquarEnix, etc.. I’m all for Obscure games, but the lack of RPGs is insulting to ME. It’s kind of like streaming service swaps. I finished watching the Mandalorian on Disney so now I’m onto Picard on Paramont plus.You do not have what I want I do not want to pay. Nintendo doesn’t give me that option and as cheap as the service is, you literally get what you pay for.

The best way to play DS games is to get a sponge Bob Square pants cart with 208 games on it for your 3DS. You don’t even have to turn on your computer. You don’t even have to find your old ROMs. There’s also these really cool handheld for under $100 that let you play PS one on down. There is google people. I really do not condone Piracy of games it is so “bad“.

@BanjoPickles yeah, that’s pretty much obvious and I really feel sorry for the people who don’t get that yet, but what about throwing Gameboy on there and Gameboy Advance games? N64? I know we can forget GameCube. This service is mediocre at best, Feces with corn in it at worst. Wow that was pretty graphic. I do apologize but you get the point.

@kingbk I guess it feels like an ongoing joke. Every time games come out on Switch Online. We had some excitement, but now we know that Lucy is going to pull the football away before we kick it. They should just released classics and let us pay for it individually like before.I would rather do that then pay $20 a year for games I don’t even play and an online service that I I haven’t used in two years.

@kingbk This service is really not fine and you know it. I’m sorry 😞.I don’t mean to point it out, but I want my pitchfork. I know $20a year is not a lot but how much money is Nintendo making on us? There’s probably like 80 million users and let’s say about half on the online service. 40,000,000×20 dollars a year is $800 million. I’m pretty sure they can afford to make this just a little bit better considering the Wii, the WiiU, and the 3DS. I rarely use the online service and these games belong in a toilet, a trash dumpster. They belong in a landfill. I promised myself I wouldn’t rant…… But I’m going to.

@The-Nate The Ultima games were my favorite on the NES.Do you know who owns them now? EA games, that’s who. The music on Ultima Exodus was mesmerizing as a child. I drew the whole map and I drew all the characters.

Isn’t that great 😊 Japan gets another JRPG. Meanwhile in America and Europe we get ClayVomit. So let me learn some Japanese and get my Japanese account and press the wrong button again.

“What do you think of the Switch Online retro games for the month of July? Leave a comment down below”.
Manure 💩
Vomit 🤢
Earwax 👂
Barbra Streisand…………………..

I remember Claymates. There was this character named Taffy that looked liked Gumby. This was a fun brawler that reminded me of Killer Instinct. Nope that was Clayfighters. What the Cock-a-doodle-doo is this. Me saying to myself please don’t rant contain yourself.

@NEStalgia Amen to that. It was a different time, but that’s not to say that the present day could be the same. It’s about balance. It might be just as easy as to shut off Notifications. Some people don’t have the opportunity to come home before dark because they have to work at a certain hour and there on a different time schedule. In the end everyone creates their own reality. We are still evolving, I remember hearing somewhere that we have to take a few steps back to move four steps forward.

@BloodNinja too funny I did go into a rabbit hole. Alice was not happy. There is also a correlation with anger and depression.
Anger can be a common emotion among people experiencing depression. You may feel angry at the world, angry about events from your past, or even angry at yourself. This anger can be intense and difficult to control, to the point that it worsens your depression and affects your personal and professional relationships.
I’m doing it again 😀

@BloodNinja There is no anger here…… Correlation is the same thing as linked. So let’s look at the word correlation and causation.
Correlation tests for a relationship between two variables. However, seeing two variables moving together does not necessarily mean we know whether one variable causes the other to occur. This is why we commonly say “correlation does not imply causation.”
A strong correlation might indicate causality, but there could easily be other explanations:

It may be the result of random chance, where the variables appear to be related, but there is no true underlying relationship.
There may be a third, lurking variable that that makes the relationship appear stronger (or weaker) than it actually is.
I really don’t wanna go into the word games. I enjoyed this article and wanted to spread some awareness; you helped me do that. Thank you.

@BloodNinja Research suggests that there is a correlation and not a causation. Research also suggest that there is a causation and not a correlation. There is also research suggesting that if someone’s already depressed and using social media it can become worse and only exasperate the issue.
Let’s take Facebook for example, you see all your friends or Acquaintances with great pics of them having the time of their life. You reciprocate by showing great pics of you having the time of your life. Were you just acting for the pics or were you having the time of your life? Let’s stop and take a picture over and over again so we can show all of society we are having the time of our life. Sometimes people forget that they don’t need pictures and should just enjoy the moment. Some people that are depressed don’t even have moments like this. They can’t even get out of bed. They cry uncontrollably. They stop their hobbies and their chores. They think no one cares about them. They are holding on but want to give up. In these trying times, most people only had them selves. If you think social media doesn’t play a contributing factor into this then you’re sadly mistaken my friend. So which is it Causation and correlation?

How about deleting Twitter or Facebook. Maybe just turn off your phone. That looks like a mess. Why would you even brake your TV? I’m lucky enough to go paddle boarding or kayaking every now and then. I ride my bike. Go to the gym. I relax with my video games. I’m old enough to remember playing outside and coming home right before dark and having dinner with my whole family. What has happened to the world? Maybe the world would be a better place if we all just played outside and came home right before dark and had dinner with each other.

@CivilMadman I believe you said it best.
I am like ….Frame rate guys be like… but I can see through the grass. I need to stop having fun and not play this game.

@ModdedInkling So they get a patch. Are there some games on the switch that are abomination when it comes to frame rate? Yes. Is this one of them. No way close. Did they screw up? No fricken way. Not by my standards. I am playing this game nonstop and having the best time. Frame rate guys take note:
There is more to games than a rate of frame.
Just stop and enjoy 😊
Otherwise you become lame 😒.

They said this already. I’m not worried.

It’s a really good game. I am enjoying it now. I’m not getting any other game until I beat this one. Get it if you like JRPGs.. I’ve seen a few frame rate hiccups. Big deal. I feel like Breath of the Wild had more. It doesn’t really effect the game play. If you’re a frame rate guy, why do you even own switch?

There should be an option for… Playing another game and waiting to beat it. I also want to wait for the Amibo card Because I’m buying the bootleg Amibo