NybroCymerej

@Liam_Doolan +1 thanks.

@Painay I stick around in case I bump into my true love.

Who cares? Did this really have to be an article? Everyone is well aware of fake Nintendo directs from trolls. They only thing fake is this phony clickbait editor.

@Spectra @Balta666 It's a Liam Doodle article, did you expect well written/provocative free content?.

@retro_player_22 Read this article again and see comment #92. Seems the naughty Liam Doodle has turned a small scene into low quality provocative content for cheap clicks.

So it's basically another idiotic clickbait article that has misinformation, in order to spur clicks. How on earth does this site getaway with posting such [removed], and have an affiliation with NintendoUK?

_{Mind the language! - Octane}

@electrolite77 Thanks for posting the proper source and it's news., I would leave you 100000 likes and kiss you on the cheek if I could.

Assuming my subtle attempts to put my hand on a girls knee fails at my local Starbucks, I'll be finishing off Phantasy Star and Stella Glow.

Random newspiece: 20something "News editor" bloke on a Nintendo site, posts information about Toadette, to cash on on the Bowsette craze. Wow what groundbreaking news. Still waiting on Puzzle Bubble 2 game you said was out same time as Puzzle Bubble. Try harder, Tabloid Ryan!

It's illegal. Then again laws there there to be broken. Sometimes you get news sites, even outside of Japan that posts direct links to ROMs and other pirated content, just for article clicksWhat happens to those sites? They are still running and are even rewarded with links to said company. All cool as long as company gets exposure in long run.

Whoa, was expecting a good article read on retro games and repros. Instead? A small article with dodgy affiliate links. Is NintendoLife in trouble?

Look into my bedroom and see why I keep my repro toys....

The thumbnail doesn't look very NSFW. It looks like someone describing the size of their wiener or step by step instructions on how to put on a Condom.

Next direct then. Or will he reveal that he is engaged and expecting a child? That is pretty big news

Cool story bro!

@Dr_Corndog Well at least it's not clickbait or another Glen Fox article, spreading false information, lol.

@SuperCharlie78 Fair enough, that's kinda cool. I am ignorant of this game yet, interested. Thanks.

Why a cassette soundtrack?

@RedMageLanakyn So NLife has been plagiarizing press articles eh? Makes sense if the incompetent Glen Fox is still here there and there.

Now I am going to beat a Rock type with a Electric type Pokemon using his logic....

Who's the pretty store assistant girl?

This is legal right? I mean if I downloaded the ROM.

Guess where I am hiding my PS4 controller (hint: it's somewhere on me).

@Paddle1 No, it's not harsh when you recommend beating Zapdos with a water type and fighting the Elite 4 in a Power Plant in a Pokemon game. He said he will still write there and there, great if you love misinformation.

@BlueOcean Yeah, you are right there. IIRC most who work in journalism, via video games writing don't really care for the industry and just use that as a stepping stone. Most who stay on, actually like games, even if not the greatest paid job. Gets annoying when people who are not into it write any old inaccurate rubbish.

Everytime I see a Glen Fox article on this site, it makes me regret not being a journalist, as no other job could allow you to pass misinformation without getting fired.

Anyway, I am enjoying Striker Striker Guvolt, Christmas mode. Xmas themed level rush theme.

Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you all get the games you wanted. Will be playing Disgaea 1 and hopefully Pokemon Let's Go as I see thats been discounted.

Hopefully a beautiful east Asian woman will visit me personally on Christmas out of the blue whilst I sleep. Otherwise I am content.

I prefer physical contact with any woman. The problem with digital is that it is not tangible by touch. Can you touch a woman's legs, breasts or even what panties she is wearing via digital? No, its just a cheap thrill.

I am willing to bet Damon jumped before he was pushed or was let go. Someone had to take the fall for that false FIFA Xmas event on Switch from last week.

Will there people getting fired?

Still not seeing Puzzle Bobble 2 on eshop after you guys said it was coming this week.

Goodbye, my old friend....

Why all the hate for this? Played at MCM, and thought it was cool. Goichi Suda is cool and clearly loves his women as I do, so should be good.

Is it the arcade version? I see NES screenshots were used. Also Puzzle Bubble 2 is a 1999 game? I am starting to think this site isn't what it's cracked up to be. Or has the editor been too busy watching hentai?

Also Puzzle Bobble 2 doesn't look like it is coming out this week, either?

"In fact, the only truly notable exclusives were Pokémon Crystal and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages and Seasons. That's pretty poor for a console that lasted five years and demonstrates just how much it relied on that epic Game Boy back catalogue."

You're kidding right? There were loads of GBC games released for the system, including the also well liked Metal Gear: Ghost Babel, Zelda: LA, SMB: Deluxe, Pokemon Gold and Silver/Pokemon Yellow (big deal even before Crystal was released), and several other 3rd party games like R-Type. Oh yeah and Shantae..

That's pretty poor for an editor, who should know basic stuff like this when writhing those guides. Surprised no one mentioned this. Oh well, I guess its normal for a video games editor.

Re:Virtual Boy:

"It also didn't help that players experienced dizziness, nausea, and headaches even during short playing sessions and scientists later concluded that the Virtual Boy could cause permanent brain damage. Wowzers!"

Source, please? I couldn't find anything via Google search.

You are the ocean's grey waves.....

Only right, it's thanks to Smash Bros that Fire Emblem games get released westwide.

Naff games are naff. Have an unhappy Christmas and a Crappy New Year - Atari

PS: Would anybody like to see where I hidden my large Centipede?

Isn't this the same guy, who wrote that crappy Pokemon guide on beating Zapdos with a water type? If I was that incompetent, I would have gotten a P45. Pathetic.

Whoever put that stupid Mario in jail picture up as the article thumbnail should be the one in jail. Honestly, now I feel impotent and can't please this woman beside me now.

Meh, don't pre order digital as I like to own my games/women. Not companies forcing my games to a system.

@cheetahman91 I beat the 3DS version of Gunman Clive 2 and was just as good as GC1. Was so fun, I almost wanted to kiss a random asian women on the street, to celebrate.

But yeah well worth just for GC2.

Nintendo is run by geniuses. Maybe if those controllers you know.... were not limited just NES online games, I would have actually bought those?

Can we also get rid of Reggie Fils-Aimé? That guy's best idea nowadays is recycling content and dressing it up as new.We already played those games 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times already.

OMG ANOTHER RE-RELEASE OF SUPER MARIO BROS LETS BUY ANOTHER CONSOLE.

Hope I win this. Nevertheless, best of to whoever wins this. Not quite as good as sleeping with your waifu, but close enough.

Pfffffff, unless somebody can mod Smash Bros to make a naked Isabelle, it's not really a glitch.

They are worried CTR will sell great on Switch and want it to fail.

@AdReNaLiNFaLc0n Your profile pic goes perfect with that comment.

Sigh, I guess that's more of my hard earned money lost.

Look into my pants and touch my Puyo Puyo.....

Who's the pretty asian chick? Is she single?

@blockfight Glad to hear you like the base of the game. Sadly even if I liked football, I wouldn't buy this if was the only option. The Switch is oversatuated with games atm no need to play games that are missing content from other console versions. Don't won't to give publishers the message cut ports are OK, when other developers work hard to make great games on Switch.

Still no uncensoring of upskirt shots?

Bowser turning up for his usual STI check up at the GUM clinic.....

How incompetent can you get? Looks like several people deserve a P45 form.

Not sure why people still buy EA games on Switch? It's very clear they are just butchered ports, with an expectation of high sales.

Not many NintendoLife staff playing games atm (esp from main staff I see on site)?

I'll be playing Smash Bros. Maybe even take those blushing pics in between.