I used to think it was Taito that was to blame. But Taito didn't have anything to do with Turrican (and the expensive bundles don't even have the C64 versions...like what? )
ININ being ININ. Have they updated the collection I already paid for with an option to turn off the weeb wallpaper? Or will that option only be available with the post physical release version?
Remember when this was a Nicalis port we were waiting for? Thank you Live Wire. Now we just need them to pick up all of the Toaplan Arcade Garage titles that M2 will never manage to produce.
The omission of the proper Dracula X, (“Rondo of Blood” as the kids call it these days) from the first collection was a crime against humanity. The inclusion of the dopey SNES version on the second collection was tantamount to finding a spouse cheating on you with a sibling.
The just dance audience is in fact grandparents who think that the Wii is the latest hottest new game system and/or parents who don’t want to pay PS5 prices just so their five year old can think they’re controller is plugged in while jiggling to Katy Perry.
I can’t play this collection. Some waifu pillow loving nut job made certain that I can’t turn off their beloved kawaii wallpaper that’s brighter than the game window. Every time I move, my eyes are looking at the screen and the wallpaper at the same time. It’s like I’m on a tilt a whirl about to hurl. I got motion sickness from 2 minutes of trying to play Monster World. $30 I could have spent on three meals. Ridiculous.
Sorry I'm late to the party. Been finally getting around to playing this game. I couldn't disagree with this review further. I found the fighting and movement controls to be a bit daft. I wouldn't praise it as an action platform. As far as whether or not it's a metroidvania. Well, when people say that, they actually mean 'like super metroid' and this game checks all of the boxes. It just happens to be split up a bit by hopping to different planets. However, with fast travel being implemented in this game.... it doesn't matter. You're going to abuse fast travel, so what's the difference gameplay wise?
I’m “that guy”. I want all of their old arcade titles on switch. And for a kick, maybe they should put all of their efforts into a remaster of Virtual Hydlide. 😂
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Re: Every Nintendo Switch Online Sega Genesis / Mega Drive Game Ranked
@RCGamer
The point is so I can pay $75 a year to rent MUSHA Aleste and Super Metroid.
Re: Wonder Boy Anniversary Collection To Get Switch eShop Release Next Year
@Drac_Mazoku
I used to think it was Taito that was to blame. But Taito didn't have anything to do with Turrican (and the expensive bundles don't even have the C64 versions...like what? )
Re: Wonder Boy Anniversary Collection To Get Switch eShop Release Next Year
ININ being ININ. Have they updated the collection I already paid for with an option to turn off the weeb wallpaper? Or will that option only be available with the post physical release version?
Re: Edia Crowdfunding Telenet Shmup Collection For Nintendo Switch
I was just thinking about Gaines and the how and why of it not being on Switch. Sign me up!
Re: Feature: Missing In Action - What Happened To These Switch Games?
This article is missing about five hundred million thousand promised M2 ports.
Re: Review: Prodeus - An Excellent DOOM-Style Shooter For Old-School FPS Fans
@russellohh
I literally died.
Re: Dead Cells Is Getting A Free Boss Rush Update This Week
Does George Lucas own Motion Twin?
Re: Superb Shmup Radiant Silvergun Is Getting A Physical Release On Switch
Remember when this was a Nicalis port we were waiting for? Thank you Live Wire.
Now we just need them to pick up all of the Toaplan Arcade Garage titles that M2 will never manage to produce.
Re: Talking Point: It's About Time Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night Came To Switch
The omission of the proper Dracula X, (“Rondo of Blood” as the kids call it these days) from the first collection was a crime against humanity. The inclusion of the dopey SNES version on the second collection was tantamount to finding a spouse cheating on you with a sibling.
Re: Fired Nintendo Worker Comes Forward With An Account Of Their Dismissal
We had an intern that “Myspaced” about who was at the recording studio and what they were working on. What a jackass.
Re: Ubisoft Announces Just Dance 2023 Edition, Out On Switch This November
@Anti-Matter
These games are made for and targeted at little kids, dude.
Re: Ubisoft Announces Just Dance 2023 Edition, Out On Switch This November
@Vil
The just dance audience is in fact grandparents who think that the Wii is the latest hottest new game system and/or parents who don’t want to pay PS5 prices just so their five year old can think they’re controller is plugged in while jiggling to Katy Perry.
Re: Ubisoft Announces Just Dance 2023 Edition, Out On Switch This November
Is it coming to Wii?
Re: Mini Review: Turrican Anthology Vol. 2 - Mega Turrican Steals The Show Amidst The Filler
United Games Entertainment GmbH strikes again.
Re: Raunchy Rhythm Title 'Massage Freaks' Delayed Indefinitely After Online Backlash
Holy moly, a lot of people on here defending Japan’s super prevalent culture of diddle fingered pedo dudes .
Re: Raunchy Rhythm Title 'Massage Freaks' Delayed Indefinitely After Online Backlash
@MetalKingShield
I’m pretty sure sexual assault is the entirety of the game.
Re: Nintendo Releases Another Update For Switch (Version 14.1.2), Here Are The Details
I will never look at grape soda the same way again.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES And NES Service With Three More Titles
@YoshiF2
I believe you will find that Capcom had the same questions just before suing Data East.
Re: SEGA Genesis Mini 2 Confirmed For North American Release This October
More plastic waste for games that a potato can run.
Re: Edia Crowdfunding Cosmic Fantasy Collection For Nintendo Switch
I remember seeing cut scenes from Cosmic Fantsy 2 at CES and being all mesmerized like, “whoah, the future is here, bruh”.
Re: Taito & M2 Bringing Shmup Collection 'Ray’z Arcade Chronology' To Switch
Wait, didn’t I just pay $30 or whatever for Rayforce? 😂
Re: Devolver Digital Shares Plummet After Company Downgrades Sales Expectations
They’re a public company? Why?
Re: Review: Wonder Boy Collection - Four Well-Presented Wonders In A Stingy Standard Package
I can’t play this collection. Some waifu pillow loving nut job made certain that I can’t turn off their beloved kawaii wallpaper that’s brighter than the game window. Every time I move, my eyes are looking at the screen and the wallpaper at the same time. It’s like I’m on a tilt a whirl about to hurl. I got motion sickness from 2 minutes of trying to play Monster World. $30 I could have spent on three meals. Ridiculous.
Re: Review: Wonder Boy Collection - Four Well-Presented Wonders In A Stingy Standard Package
@Tom-Massey
What a bizarre decision.
Re: Review: MindSeize - Slick Mega Man Zero-Style Action Jammed Into A Metroidvania
Sorry I'm late to the party. Been finally getting around to playing this game. I couldn't disagree with this review further. I found the fighting and movement controls to be a bit daft. I wouldn't praise it as an action platform. As far as whether or not it's a metroidvania. Well, when people say that, they actually mean 'like super metroid' and this game checks all of the boxes. It just happens to be split up a bit by hopping to different planets. However, with fast travel being implemented in this game.... it doesn't matter. You're going to abuse fast travel, so what's the difference gameplay wise?
Re: Review: Wonder Boy Collection - Four Well-Presented Wonders In A Stingy Standard Package
@Tom-Massey
Murder me if this was in the review and I missed it. Do you know how to turn off the wallpaper?
Re: Review: Wonder Boy Collection - Four Well-Presented Wonders In A Stingy Standard Package
Yo, how do I turn off the annoying wallpaper on this collection?
Re: Rendering Ranger: R2 Is Officially Making Its Way To Switch And SNES
So will there be a digital release or do I have to play the the Limited Cart prepay and wait game?
Re: Oops, It Looks Like Capcom Arcade 2nd Stadium's Line-Up Has Leaked
So wait, most of that fighting compilation they’re releasing is on this compilation? And no AVP?
Re: Oops, It Looks Like Capcom Arcade 2nd Stadium's Line-Up Has Leaked
@KingMike
You’re woefully ignoring both margin and sales volume.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES And NES Service With Three More Titles
@Thomystic
What I would do for PC Engine / Turbo games on the Switch.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES And NES Service With Three More Titles
I thought Rival Turf was already on it. 😂
My brain just sees crappy Jaleco games all as one and the same I suppose.
Re: Atlus Wants To Know If You Would Like More Nintendo Switch Games
I’m “that guy”. I want all of their old arcade titles on switch. And for a kick, maybe they should put all of their efforts into a remaster of Virtual Hydlide. 😂
Re: Review: PowerSlave Exhumed - An Old-School FPS That's Absolutely Worth Digging Up
@WaveBoy
I’m just shocked Wolf 3D ain’t on the Switch in any form. It’s on everything else.
Re: Square Enix Declines To Comment On Yuji Naka's Balan Wonderworld Lawsuit
“Half Finished Game” is literally Yuji Naka’s niche.
Re: Nintendo Wants To Know What Switch "Groups" You've Created Since The Latest Firmware Update
I ignore video games for a month and come back to finding out we finally have folders. Holy crap! NOICE
Re: Retro: How A Remarkable Street Fighter Port Soured The Relationship Between Capcom And Nintendo
@electrolite77
Less stole and more saw the complete arrogance of Sega and Nintendo and took advantage the situation.
Re: Where To Pre-Order Advance Wars 1+2 Re-Boot Camp On Switch
@Maxz
Yes, it’s just a weird design.
Re: Taito's RayForce Is Coming To Switch, According To New Taiwanese Rating
I have been dying to play Galactic Attack on Switch. I haven’t played it since the Saturn days. I do hope City Connection doesn’t bodge this one.
Re: PlatinumGames' Sol Cresta Blasts Onto Nintendo Switch This February
@ArmoredGoomba
An hour long SHMUP is like an 800 hr long Super Mario game.
Re: Back Page: "My Uncle Works At Nintendo" - The Man, The Myth, And The Mendacity
It actually was normal to know people who worked at or had family/friends working at Konami, NEC, Williams, Midway and so on growing up. 😂.
Re: Xbox Boss "Trusts" Nintendo To Not Do Anything That Would Harm The Games Industry
Y’all would rather have what became of Activision run Activision or have Bethesda run Bethesda? Yikes.
Re: Video: Nintendo Fixed* The Water Emulation In Ocarina Of Time On Switch
Did they fix the camera? Because early 3D polygon games be early 3D polygon gaming.
Re: Feature: Japan's 'G-Mode Archives' - The Retrogame Series You've Never Heard Of
Been rocking cave and compile since they dropped.
Re: One Of The Rarest SNES Games Ever Is Making A Comeback
@The-Nate Turrican is the alternate title for the Alien and X-Force crossover.
Re: One Of The Rarest SNES Games Ever Is Making A Comeback
@Gs69 God dang I love that SID chip.
Re: One Of The Rarest SNES Games Ever Is Making A Comeback
OG The Great Gianna Sisters, Katakis and Rendering Rangers = Do want I do.
Re: Out Now: 'Demoniaca: Everlasting Night' High Kicks Its Way Onto Switch
Triggered flashbacks of the last eastasiasoft article with the waifu pillow video.
Re: GTA Publisher Take-Two Buys Farmville Giant Zynga For $12.7B
How much will they pay for Candy Crush?
Re: Sega Has Established A New Development Studio In Japan
@EarthboundBenjy
You left out Periscope standardizing quarters in the US.