i beat holy diver. hardest game i ever played ever. im taking it most wont see the ending of this game. its that hard. guess its time to upgrade my repro now, ive been waiting for a cart only release.
What would you like to see more of on Nintendo Life? i know yall want me to post more. ill start working on that. as for the nl merchandise goes, i can use another nl shirt. i look better in mine than any of you guys anyways.
i recently scratched this game game off my want list a few months ago. yes. this is my chance to say i knew about this game before everyone else here did because i can be a jerk sometimes.
"Obviously, this is an isolated case and is not a reflection of the wider video game community." actually it is a reflection of the wider video game community...
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Re: Gallery: Unboxing Retro-Bit's Incredible R-Type And Holy Diver Limited Editions
i beat holy diver. hardest game i ever played ever. im taking it most wont see the ending of this game. its that hard. guess its time to upgrade my repro now, ive been waiting for a cart only release.
Re: Nintendo Download: 2nd August (North America)
u no like dead cells i no like u
Re: Cursed Castilla's Don Ramiro Guest Stars In Battle Princess Madelyn
it cant get much sexier than this.
especially now that ive commented, hell
Re: 3DS Receives Another Super Stable Update
@Tyranexx
and another lol
Re: 3DS Receives Another Super Stable Update
@chiefeagle02
lol
Re: Nintendo Has Sold 19.67 Million Switch Consoles To Date
19.67 million cracked switches
Re: The Nintendo Switch Is Headed To Turkey But Will Cost Customers Almost $500
@sportvater
you mean like bratwurst?
Re: The Nintendo Switch Is Headed To Turkey But Will Cost Customers Almost $500
every time i eat turkey it gives me gas.
it reminds me of smoked turkey.
Re: The Next Johnny Turbo Game Is Shoot Out, Arrives At The Beginning Of August
hey data east...night slashers.
its only one of yer best games.
Re: Nindies Respond To Nintendo Releasing High Volume Of Games On Switch eShop
@Tao i googled the word saturation and i came up with this

i really love hamburgers
Re: Random: Nintendo Has Its Own Table Tennis Team With Famicom-Inspired Kit
@bezerker99
agreed
Re: Nindies Respond To Nintendo Releasing High Volume Of Games On Switch eShop
too many games people get crazy.
not too many games people get crazy.
hey nintendo just cancel the switch its too much for us.
Re: Hardware Review: The Shōnen Jump 50th Anniversary Famicom Classic Mini Is Gorgeous, But Pointless
yer right about the pointless part.
Re: Site News: We Want Your Help To Become Even Better
What would you like to see more of on Nintendo Life?
i know yall want me to post more.
ill start working on that.
as for the nl merchandise goes, i can use another nl shirt.
i look better in mine than any of you guys anyways.
Re: The Roguelite Platforming Of Dead Cells Has A 7th August Release Date On Switch
this is a real game.
just clarifying because theres several people here who dont know what one of those looks like.
Re: Sausage Sports Club Brings Its Co-Op Party Goodness To Switch On 19th July
It's a good thing pole vaulting is considered a sport because now I can put my sausage to good use.
Re: Random: Toys R Us Employee Finds A Mario Kart 64 Box Hidden Under A Shelf
@KingMike
most stores like tru had plastic clear boxes the games went in, and we had to unlock the games to scan them
Re: NIS America Announces Three New Games Coming To Switch In 2019
3 times the crap
Re: Random: Toys R Us Employee Finds A Mario Kart 64 Box Hidden Under A Shelf
fell down beneath some shelves back in the 90s?
it should remain right there where it belongs.
dusty on the floor because the n64 is overrated.
Re: Hackers Have Now Found A Way To Emulate Nintendo 64 Games On Switch
who in their right mind would want to waste precious time playing any n64 game besides doom 64?
Re: Video: Check Out Battle Princess Madelyn's New Kickstarter Update
do you guys realize how sexy im going to look with my elusive backer only armor and weapons?
Re: Taito Is Resurrecting Ninja Warriors For Switch And Has More Classic IP In Development
little samson 40$ on eshop
Re: Random: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy Gets Praise For Its Minimalist Interior Box Artwork
thats how they should have did the n64 boxes.
but inside they should have left out the game because n64 games suck.
Re: Namco Museum Arcade Pac Is A 2-in-1 Bundle Coming Exclusively To Switch
...so this is just adding one more game to a collection thats already out?...
Re: Nintendo Is Considering A Successor To The 3DS According To Its New President
@Haywired
hahahaha
no lies there
Re: New Trademarks Suggest Nintendo Has GameCube On The Brain
@Majora101
hey hows it goin over there?
me im doing splendid
Re: Nintendo Is Considering A Successor To The 3DS According To Its New President
how about this instead?

Re: New Trademarks Suggest Nintendo Has GameCube On The Brain
@Majora101 @Matthewxcv

@Luigi21
Re: Video: Take A Peek At Bloodstained: Ritual Of The Night In This New Story Trailer
@Ardisan
dude vampire hunting is serious business
Re: Video: Take A Peek At Bloodstained: Ritual Of The Night In This New Story Trailer
@TromaDogg

how about this instead?!
Re: Video: Take A Peek At Bloodstained: Ritual Of The Night In This New Story Trailer
since i am a superb backer, i think you all owe me a thank you for making this game possible.
i am yer god
Re: New Trademarks Suggest Nintendo Has GameCube On The Brain
theres not even any good gamecube games
Re: US Research Analyst Believes Gaming Could Become 100% Digital By 2022
i love digital.
im cool with that.
Re: This Gorgeous Bayonetta 2 Art Book Hits Western Stores Later This Year
i predict sticky pages
Re: This Metroid Space Pirate Cosplay Takes a Different, Retro Approach
i would run by and clothesline him with the quickness
Re: August Sees Triple Flavoured Kunio Super Famicom Release
@Magrane
yep no review still.
yep download only.
ogo79 is a manly gamer.
Re: August Sees Triple Flavoured Kunio Super Famicom Release
@Shiryu
im still hoping for an english version of kunio world classics collection
Re: August Sees Triple Flavoured Kunio Super Famicom Release
@Magrane
yes it sure was. i have it
Re: Feature: The Real Wizard: A Nintendo World Champion's Tale
@Kanbei
i beat up one of the kids that won and stole the trophy. its not the classiest thing to do but having a trophy makes me an automatic winner.
Re: Feature: The Real Wizard: A Nintendo World Champion's Tale
i still have my gold trophy. i should probably sell it already.
Re: Reggie Knows You Want Nintendo To Localise Mother 3 And Make Another Animal Crossing
Re: Review: Hollow Knight (Switch eShop)
<---"you will never be like me though"
Re: Aggelos Is A New Retro-Styled 2D Action-Adventure Coming To Switch This Year
i recently scratched this game game off my want list a few months ago.
yes. this is my chance to say i knew about this game before everyone else here did because i can be a jerk sometimes.
Re: Random: This 1/2 Scale Nintendo Arcade Cabinet Made From LEGO Is Completely Playable
2 much unnecessary retro crap 4 mii.
and u.
be honest.
Re: "The Virtual Console successor is Nintendo Switch Online" Says Reggie
COME ON REGGIE GIVE US VIRTUAL CONSOLE 3!
Re: Super Smash Bros. Fan Sends Threatening Email To Nintendo New York Store After Removal Of Game Kiosks
@canucksfan989
yep, theres nutcases in every fan group lol
Re: Super Smash Bros. Fan Sends Threatening Email To Nintendo New York Store After Removal Of Game Kiosks
"Obviously, this is an isolated case and is not a reflection of the wider video game community."
actually it is a reflection of the wider video game community...
Re: Nintendo Takes A Swipe At Sony Over Fortnite's Cross-Platform Issues On Switch
@Tasuki
were gonna be here 4 eva
Re: Nintendo Takes A Swipe At Sony Over Fortnite's Cross-Platform Issues On Switch
@the_shpydar

Re: The Next Johnny Turbo Game Is Wizard Fire, And You Can Pre-Order It Now
night slashers or bust suckas