Sorry, my grammar is pretty bad. It's also just my opinion, but:
When plotting a histogram I bet the mean value will be around 8.0 (meaning the average quality of a video game that is tested here). This leaves us with only 5 categories (8 and two higher and two lower scores, except outliers that run with 3 frames). My conclusion what the rating really means to me when I consider buying a game:
6 (boring junk, not worth it)
7 (ok, but seriously flawed, avoid),
8 (every other average game, not bad, not good, only buy if really interested),
9 (pretty good, but only if it's not a first party Nintendo game, then it would be at max a 8/10)
10 (Masterpiece with new revolutionary Ideas and perfect gameplay. The last 10 was OG Breath of the wild).
Ratings of 1 to 5 are completely useless. Considering a mean of 8, when this 8 would be the new 5 or at least a 6 or 7, the rating would be way more balanced. For really bad, unplayable games there could be a "no score" option or something.
Doesitplay found out, that the native Switch 1 version needs an update on Switch 2, if this game has a switch 2 version as well. So you will only able to play it offline on a Switch 1, while on Switch 2 it will be unplayable without download.
This is why I collect for PS4/5 not switch. Nintendo is solely business oriented. With the switch 2 Nintendo will cease support for the old switch right away.
I would really like to see what M2 would do with this. This version has very noticeable lag. I tested the original rom on a CRT. It's just day and night. Problem is: For normal coin munchers it doesn't matter. They are only asking themselves: Why do I suck at shmups?
I think it is almost a crime that FPG got the physical. I can guarantee you will wait at least 2 years for the standard edition and 4 years for the limited edition - if the company is still there by then.
Yeah, it's beneficial for Ubisoft above all. They want to earn their share of money when I sell an account or a game. Unlike now, where I get all the money when I sell something I already bought.
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Re: Review: Octopath Traveler 0 (Switch 2) - A Bit Of A Retread, But Unmissable (And Enormous)
Come on, not again. They made the same gamer three times now.
Re: Official Zelda Movie Photos Give Us Our Best Look Yet At Link And Zelda
That looks like real grass, not CGI/AI! Impressive.
Re: Review: Luigi's Mansion (GameCube) - A Spooky Little Romp That Still Sucks You In
Right. An unplayable mess (control wise) that still sucks.
Re: Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Soundtrack Is Scoring A Gorgeous Vinyl Release Next Year
The 8-disc set is very overpriced.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Patent Supposedly Points To Return Of DS Games
If you want DS, just play DS. There is no problem with that.
Re: Review: Atelier Resleriana: The Red Alchemist & The White Guardian (Switch) - Moving Forward By Looking Back
Sorry, my grammar is pretty bad. It's also just my opinion, but:
When plotting a histogram I bet the mean value will be around 8.0 (meaning the average quality of a video game that is tested here). This leaves us with only 5 categories (8 and two higher and two lower scores, except outliers that run with 3 frames). My conclusion what the rating really means to me when I consider buying a game:
6 (boring junk, not worth it)
7 (ok, but seriously flawed, avoid),
8 (every other average game, not bad, not good, only buy if really interested),
9 (pretty good, but only if it's not a first party Nintendo game, then it would be at max a 8/10)
10 (Masterpiece with new revolutionary Ideas and perfect gameplay. The last 10 was OG Breath of the wild).
Ratings of 1 to 5 are completely useless. Considering a mean of 8, when this 8 would be the new 5 or at least a 6 or 7, the rating would be way more balanced. For really bad, unplayable games there could be a "no score" option or something.
Re: Review: Atelier Resleriana: The Red Alchemist & The White Guardian (Switch) - Moving Forward By Looking Back
I always vote Abysmal to counter your rating inflation. Is there even a game that got 5/10? 5/10 should be the average, not 8/10.
Re: Rosalina's Storybook From Super Mario Galaxy Goes On Sale This November
@PinderSchloss Obey conform stay asleep reproduce buy
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Drag x Drive?
Solid 1 out of 10.
Re: SNK Announces ACA NEOGEO Selection Vol. 7 And Vol. 8 For Switch
I have them all in glorious 240p on my Wii.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (19th July)
Donkey Kong Frozen Ape
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Donkey Kong Bananza
It better be good because Nintendo has nothing in the Pipeline. My Switch 2 is already collecting dust.
Re: Mario Kart World Guide - All Courses, Cups, Missions, Collectibles, Tips & Tricks
Game is a decent 7/10 for me. Tracks are often too wide, the speed is slow in general, graphics are ok, except Rainbow road which is amazing.
Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Physical Switch Release Has A Free Switch 2 Upgrade
Doesitplay found out, that the native Switch 1 version needs an update on Switch 2, if this game has a switch 2 version as well. So you will only able to play it offline on a Switch 1, while on Switch 2 it will be unplayable without download.
Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Priced At $449.99 For The Base Console
If you can manage to scalp 2 or 3 consoles early, the price for you will be really cheap.
Re: Composer Winifred Phillips Wins Grammy For The 2024 Remake Of Wizardry
Hm, played it for 10 hours. The music didn't stand out for me, was ok background music, but what do I know?
Re: Forget 'Switch 2', Nintendo Has Just Revealed An Official Alarm Clock
Nintendo has gone woke.
Re: Rumour: Supposed 'Switch 2' Design Photos And Specs Surface Online
Looks like a giant PS Vita Slim.
Re: The First Review For Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance Is In
I have no time NOT to play this game again. Sorry.
Re: New Shiren The Wanderer Free Content Update Adds Extra Dungeons, Challenges And More
They should patch out that stupid rescue system. It doesn't work because nobody is playing this game.
Re: Reminder: Nintendo Is Ending 3DS And Wii U Online Play Early Next Month
This is why I collect for PS4/5 not switch. Nintendo is solely business oriented. With the switch 2 Nintendo will cease support for the old switch right away.
Re: Review: Prince Of Persia: The Lost Crown (Switch) - Slick, Stylish, And 2024's First Must-Play
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Re: Feature: Why I Still Love My Wii U
I really love the blue packeging of the games. More or less the only reason why I keep my Wii U
Re: My Little Pony-Inspired Release Them's Fightin' Herds Ending Active Development
They must be thinking, yeah, whatever. Who remembers what we promised a couple years ago? We have cashed in already.
Re: Backpack Hero Mixes Inventory Management And Cute Dungeon Crawling On Switch Today
Wow, inventory management is always so much fun.
Re: Digital Foundry Digs Into The Nvidia Chip Rumoured To Power 'Switch 2'
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Re: Round Up: The Previews Are In For Super Mario RPG (Switch)
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Re: Review: Batsugun Saturn Tribute Boosted - The Best Home Release Of Toaplan's Final Shmup
I would really like to see what M2 would do with this. This version has very noticeable lag. I tested the original rom on a CRT. It's just day and night. Problem is: For normal coin munchers it doesn't matter. They are only asking themselves: Why do I suck at shmups?
Re: Exclusive: Fall Of Porcupine Brings A Healthcare Worker's Adventure To Switch Next Month
So cheap just using the Night in the Woods artstyle. Meh
Re: Uh Oh, It Looks Like The Mario Movie Blu-ray Steelbook Release Date Leaked
@Member_the_game
Of course, I only buy discs. 4K and Blu-ray, and sometimes even crappy DVDs.
Re: Nintendo Reveals Official MAR10 Day Switch Console Bundle
Should be 199. They make so much money with this old stinker switch. Every 30$ Smartphone has more power.
Re: Feature: 9 Unanswered Questions We Have About Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom
You suffer, but why?
Re: Review: Chained Echoes - One Of The Very Best RPGs Of The Year
I think it is almost a crime that FPG got the physical. I can guarantee you will wait at least 2 years for the standard edition and 4 years for the limited edition - if the company is still there by then.
Re: Review: Resident Evil 2 - Cloud Version - If This Is Your Only Way To Play, It's Not A Bad One
8/10? Looks like crap.
Re: Exclusive: Atari 50: The Anniversary Celebration Locks In November Release
Banger release. They know how marketing works. I wanna play some Jag...
Re: Playasia Celebrates 20 Years With New Video Game Publishing Branch
Oh no, even more pervy shovelware
Re: Dragon Quest Treasures Screenshots And Bonuses Showcased As Pre-Orders Open
What have they done to Dragon quest? Boxart is ugly, game is looking ugly, let's hope at least the gameplay is decent.
Re: Nintendo Shows Off Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Expansion Pass DLC
They can keep their crappy deluxe edition and their DLC. Nintendo is worse than Ubisoft
Re: Review: Toaplan Arcade Garage: Hishou Same! Same! Same! - M2 Delivers Two Seminal Sharky Shmups
Hm, shoot em ups? All the same same same...
Re: Retro Platformer 'Sydney Hunter' Uncovers A Physical Edition
Be warned, I cannot recommend buying anything from this company. It will take at least 2 years, maybe 3 years until you get anything, if ever.
Re: Metal Max Xeno: Reborn Will Explode Onto Switch Soon
Wow, an updated version of a game nobody asked for with PS2 graphics.
Re: Best Funny Games On Switch - Games That'll Make You Wii Yourself
Zenith is missing here. A hilarious comedy-RPG
Re: Ori Developer Moon Studios Labelled "Oppressive" Workplace In New Report
Hm, why am I not surprised?
Re: 'Capcom Fighting Collection' Brings An Arcade Exclusive Home After 26 Years
ANOTHER collection? They are milking and milking and milking.
Re: Atlus Announces Soul Hackers 2, But It's Not Coming To Switch
That's great news!
Re: Talking Point: Nintendo's Mastery Of Physical Game Sales Hides Limited Digital Growth
They never do discounts so why should I buy a digital product which I can't even sell?
Re: Nightdive Brings '90s FPS PowerSlave Exhumed To Switch This February
They also need to bring Hexen 64
Re: Ubisoft: Players "Don't Get" What Makes NFTs So Beneficial
Yeah, it's beneficial for Ubisoft above all. They want to earn their share of money when I sell an account or a game. Unlike now, where I get all the money when I sell something I already bought.
Re: Super Rare's First Published Game, Grapple Dog, Comes Out Soon
Meh, there are thousands of similar games already
Re: Review: Pokémon Legends: Arceus - One Of The Greatest Pokémon Games Ever Made
It's so ugly it could run on a gamecube