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Re: Feature: Unravelling The Crossover Fisticuffs Of Blade Strangers

WrongChops

Absolutely on my radar this one. Will hang on for physical as I think it could become quite the collectors item. Hoping it has strong reviews and sells well but this has 'cult'/collector's item written all over it.

As long as it plays competently the quirkiness and crossover appeal make it an almost definite buy for me.

Re: Review: World Heroes (Switch eShop / Neo Geo)

WrongChops

@Oorwulle and @Prof_Yoshtonics

Apologies for being a bubble-burster but time has not been kind to Double Dragon arcade.

I picked up the PS4 port and the slowdown in the original arcade code is almost crippling if you have more than two enemies on screen. If they fix that then you're onto a winner. But if they do a port that's 100% faithful its a real chore to get through. This is coming from someone who absolutely adored and had somewhat of an obsession with it when originally released.

Re: Review: Blaster Master Zero (Switch eShop)

WrongChops

@roy130390 Amen to that. I like to think I have a pretty solid set of review sites and journalists that I look to when games come out that I'm thinking about buying. I even watch reviews for things which I'm unlikely to buy anyway. I just like learning about games. I see reviews more as a source of information and entertainment than something that dictates my choices outright.

Re: Review: Blaster Master Zero (Switch eShop)

WrongChops

@Mommar I read reviews to make an informed choice. If I bought every game based on someone's recommednation my collection would be in the hundreds, instead of marginally unmanageable. I know what I like and what I'm looking for, so I read reviews to see if I'm likely to enjoy a prospective purchase.

If you can tell whether a game is good without reading reviews or considering anyone else's opinion then more power to you, I just know what I'd rather do. One of the perks of modern media is that there's a seemingly infinite number of resources to consider from where making a choice, which is something I'm quite glad of and not something I'm going to ignore, especially because of some antiquated notion that there was a time where reviews didn't exist.

And this 'dumb third party' you speak of; you happen to be posting on their site, in the comment section of one of these reviews you resent so much. Which begs the question, what exactly are you doing here?

Re: Review: Blaster Master Zero (Switch eShop)

WrongChops

@Mommar we did? I've been gaming for in excess of 25 years and have always considered reviews. You see, there were these things called magazines, even back then.

Besides, Newsflash, I was talking about the present day. Even if people did buy games based on things other than reviews in the past, before reviews were a thing, does that mean we should do that now? I'm failing to see the point of your post.

Re: Review: Blaster Master Zero (Switch eShop)

WrongChops

@Slim1999 If people didn't care what other people thought of games then the industry of reviews would be invalid. You obviously put some stock in this yourself as you're commenting on a review right now.

User ratings, customer reviews, feedback sites, forums...all built on the assumption that opinions are valued and that a lot of people are interested in them. Does that make all the people who use these things pathetic?

Re: Bomberman Is Coming To Arcades As Bombergirl

WrongChops

These comments got deep, fast. Who knew cartoon breasts could stimulate debate on gender equality, social politics, media influence and shifts in population dynamics?

I'd personally feel ashamed if I played or bought this game to feel titilated (don't make the obvious joke, you're better than that). With that being said, I'm a 33 year old Englishman so likely not in the key demographic since I find the idea of being aroused by a drawing or 3D model somewhat disturbing.

If I ever did develop a longing to look at such things I'd be more concerned with uncovering how I'd developed such a bizarre fetish that I'd inhibit any enjoyment I could have from it anyway.

Re: GameSeek States It'll Keep Selling Nintendo Switch for £198.50 Up to Release

WrongChops

Just adding to the dialogue to say I've ordered from Gameseek plenty of times and never had any issues. They have a decent loyalty/incentive scheme and tend to despatch in time for, if not before release date.

With that being said I've never bought a console from them, or had to raise any issues with customer services, so I'm not sure how well they'd manage any stock issues or not being able to fulfil pre-orders.

I wasn't going to get a Switch at launch after getting burnt by the Wii U, but might take a punt at that price. Signed up for a stock alert anyway and will see how I feel if/when I'm alerted.

Re: GAME Confirms Shovel Knight amiibo

WrongChops

Pre-ordered mine this morning. GAME overcharge when compared to Nintendo store but totally worth it in this case. Will just cancel if found cheaper elsewhere in the meantime.

That trailer is great!

Re: Animal Crossing Helped This Artist Get Through Her Chemotherapy Treatment

WrongChops

@Dolphin64

What a horribly insensitive and thoughtless comment to make.

I've had chemotherapy and don't consider myself stupid. My cancer is in remission due to the choice I made. To call anyone stupid who has had to undergo such a horrific treatment is ignorant beyond words.

If cherries truly 'cured' cancer then I'm fairly certain it would be common practice by now. I would never recommend anyone decline the treatment recommended to them by their Doctor when it could ultimately end in death. If you ever have the misfortune of knowing someone who has cancer I'd keep your opinions to yourself. I can't repeat what I would have said if someone had come to me extolling the virtues of cherries when I was first diagnosed.

On a lighter note, Metroid Prime Pinball was my game of choice at the time.

Re: Nintendo Download: 1st January (Europe)

WrongChops

Was so close to ordering Shovel Knight in order to top up my premium points before the cut off. Thought I'd wait it out in the hope of a discount and use my voucher for a future purchase. Alas, a week later and I'll be able to pick it up for much cheapness.

Re: Wii U UK Price Reaches New Low As HMV Slashes Premium Bundle Cost

WrongChops

Makes me feel sad that I've not had my faith rewarded after getting the console at launch, especially given that I did the same with the 3ds. I really thought Nintendo would have learned from their mistakes on that one, they certainly gave the impression that they had. It's 3 months later now and where are the games? It baffles me how little effort Nintendo are putting into making this console's 'launch window' a success. No marketing and a distinct lack of confirmed release dates for key titles only gives me the impression that they rushed the launch in order to be first to the punch. It seems really short-sighted and just means that anyone who feels stung in the pocket like myself will be much less inclined to buy any future console at launch. At least with the 3ds we got some free games out of it. These latest cuts weren't even instigated by them so the likelihood is we'll get nothing.

I have no doubt that the console will ultimately prove it's worth when e big-hitters arrive. I just feel a bit stupid for getting caught up in the pre-launch hype and paying full whack to play what has amounted to a couple of decent games (not really interested in any of the ports, already have a 360). Take note Nintendo; making your customer-base feel stupid isn't good marketing strategy.

Re: Talking Point: The Pros and Cons of a Wii U Price War

WrongChops

I'd still feel like a bit of a chump if they went the price reduction/ambassador route, especially given the noise Nintendo made about 'learning from their mistakes'. That being said, fetting F-Zero for 30p has been a nice little bonus for joining the party (too) early. Make the Earthbound games part of the ambassador programme and you'll appease most of the hardcore Nintendophiles.

On a more realistic note though, I think a revised marketing strategy is the key. I think Nintendo Land is the U's main system seller but all I've seen on (UK) TV are poorly executed ZombiU ads that don't give a good insight into the system's key features. Nintendo Land does this and when I've had people round to play it they understand, they enjoy and it gets them interested in Wii U. Saying it needs more games is fine but they need to kickstart things now.

Re: Wii Mini Shifts 35,700 Units in Canada

WrongChops

This will be one of those things that I know I should buy for collectors value, that will end up being worth a lot more in future, but that I don't buy and later regret. If I had money to spare I'd take a punt, but would leave it on the box.

Re: Feature: Reimagining The Wind Waker on Wii U

WrongChops

I've tried to play through this game twice, both when it originally came out and again more recently and on both occasions have not been able to find the patience to see it through to the end. I just find the sailing fetch quests far too cumbersome and patience-trying to persevere with, which soured my experience and gave me little motivation to return. I am a huge fan of wind-waker outside of this issue, but its a fairly sizeable gameplay element that I think sours the experience and detracts from what is, up to a point, a magical game. I hope they do some streamlining and make this part of the game much smoother, then maybe I can see it through to the end next time around!

Re: Balloon Fight On Wii U Reportedly Running At 50Hz in Europe

WrongChops

Silly move by Nintendo but still worth 30p whichever way you cut it. I've never played the NTSC version so have no frame of reference. Wouldn't have known any different had it not been for this article and it plays fine to me. This is the version available to me and it cost less than a pint of milk. Sold! I still own a PAL NES so I must be accustomed to the missing 17%.

Re: Amazon Distributes Nintendo Land Codes For Missing Bundle Copies

WrongChops

Had another email from Amazon. They've said that they're unable to confirm whether my inbound WiiU will have a copy of the game. The console was dispatched on Sunday, after they would have been aware of the issue, so this response makes things all the more puzzling. I would have thought they'd be checking to make sure once the games were in there. Oh well...the plot thickens.

Re: Amazon Distributes Nintendo Land Codes For Missing Bundle Copies

WrongChops

I ordered from Amazon on Sunday and emailed ahead of delivery to see if they were now checking all Premium packs before dispatch. I also said that I would not be happy with a download code should my WiiU come without Nintendo Land.

Thet have since emailed back saying that I can order a copy of the game and they will give me a full refund. This doesn't actually answer whether they've solved the isssue outright however, but at least I know I can get a physical copy of the game if worst comes to worst.

Re: Some Euro Wii U Buyers Reporting A Distinct Lack Of Nintendo Land In Their Premium Bundle

WrongChops

Hi all. First post from a long time reader/lurker.

Tought I'd chip in with some information on my ongoing WiiU'mare. Long story short I pre-ordered from Zavvi on 18th September yet they somehow found a way to not send me out my basic package due to a 'technical issue' (not having enough stock or any clue when more would arrive). In my blind rage I ordered a premim from Amazon who dispatched today. My heart sank when I remembered seeing this story though and then plummeted further when I realised it was Amazon who were sending out Premiums sans-Land.

Anyhoo, I've contacted Amazon for some information on the situation in the hope that they've been checking all Premium bundles prior to dispatch after being made aware of this issue. Once I hear from them I will post an update.