How dare anyone say Nintendo is average!!! You will buy this game and like it. Then proceed to lie on this site tomorrow in an attempt to reassure yourself.
Game is average at best. Take Marios face off the cover and it hits the bargain bin. Also...why do people cry when a Nintendo game ends up mediocre? 'I'm still getting it!!! Wahhhh!!!' Ok...that will teach Nintendo to be average. Lol
Why is everyone so angry? Their scores only count when they fit the narrative? Grown men whining about a score. Lol!!! The game looks extremely run of the mill. Not sure why everyone is crying.
Horrible presentation. Eshop games disguised as full price games, typical garbage fighter for smash, and you could have created a trailer for the new Zelda. Yet you just pieced together run of mill gameplay and gave a hopeful release year. Feels like Nintendo woke this morning and said oh hell we need to create the presentation.
This was clearly another set up. So his mom didn't know he was selling his cards until she saw a picture? The smell of spray paint and splinters didn't set off an alarm?
Are people upset about the Switch Pro or the fact that after 5 years games need new hardware to run on? Nintendo is literally sitting on releases to come out with the Pro lol
@Dragonstar no one ever said it would be removed from stores. Manufacturing has stopped. It was sites like this that pushed propaganda trying to get people to buy right away. 🤣
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Re: The Smurfs - Mission Vileaf Is A Cutesy 3D Platformer Heading to Switch
Please stop comparing garbage games to top level Nintendo games. Only to give the game a 3 in your review. Game looks nothing like Sunshine.
Re: New Zelda: Skyward Sword HD Footage Shows Off The Game's Autosave Feature
Normal things are getting trailers now?
Re: Nintendo Highlights "Smoother Play Experience" In The Opening Hours Of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD
Game looks terrible. The jumping looks laughable at best.
Re: Video: Days Ahead Of Release, Zelda: Skyward Sword Gets New 'A Hero Rises' Trailer
God that makes the game look worse.
Re: Here's A Look At The Official Carry Case Releasing Alongside The Switch OLED
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Re: Here's A Look At The Official Carry Case Releasing Alongside The Switch OLED
So thats what the bottom of the barrel looks like.
Re: Nintendo Employee Tells Fans To Stick With The Current Switch, If They're Not "Digging" The OLED Screen
@Ghost_of_Hasashi dock mode would be 4k. No one ever said the Pro would not also be a handheld.
Re: Nintendo Employee Tells Fans To Stick With The Current Switch, If They're Not "Digging" The OLED Screen
@g_ruz no matter when it was announced its obvious its the pro model. Lol
Re: Nintendo Employee Tells Fans To Stick With The Current Switch, If They're Not "Digging" The OLED Screen
Yes. We know this. This site listed the specs. Lol
Re: Nintendo's Switch OLED Dock Can Be Purchased Separately
This makes the lite look like a bargain. This also allows Nintendo a chance to price the Pro around 450 without too much resistance.
Pro - 450 or 500
Oled - 350 this will replace the original docked version in due time.
Lite - 200
Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Switch OLED Model Looks Lovely, But May Also Disappoint
@AugustusOxy
Sure you did.
Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Switch OLED Model Looks Lovely, But May Also Disappoint
Pro is coming. There is a reason GTA V is not on Switch yet. It will come out when the pro does right after the new Zelda.
Re: Konami And Horror Specialists Bloober Team Confirm 'Cooperation Agreement'
Blair Witch was terrible.
Re: Round Up: The Mario Golf: Super Rush Reviews Are In
@JiUreland1992
Nintendo is that you?
Re: Round Up: The Mario Golf: Super Rush Reviews Are In
How dare anyone say Nintendo is average!!! You will buy this game and like it. Then proceed to lie on this site tomorrow in an attempt to reassure yourself.
Re: Review: Mario Golf: Super Rush - A Solid Swing, But Par For The Course
Game is average at best. Take Marios face off the cover and it hits the bargain bin. Also...why do people cry when a Nintendo game ends up mediocre? 'I'm still getting it!!! Wahhhh!!!' Ok...that will teach Nintendo to be average. Lol
Re: First Impressions: Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin Is An RPG Of Monstrous Potential
@Rpg-lover
Busted.
Re: The First Review For Mario Golf: Super Rush Is Now In
@BloodNinja
You are clearly angry.
Re: The First Review For Mario Golf: Super Rush Is Now In
Why is everyone so angry? Their scores only count when they fit the narrative? Grown men whining about a score. Lol!!! The game looks extremely run of the mill. Not sure why everyone is crying.
Re: Don't Worry, Nintendo "Absolutely" Has Plans For Animal Crossing: New Horizons Going Forward
He said it so it must be true. Lol
Re: Nintendo's Direct "Dominated" E3 2021, Peaking At 3.1 Million Viewers
Its too bad it was a disappointment.
Re: Nintendo Says It's "Working Hard" On Metroid Prime 4
Metroid Prime 4 is probably 2024 holiday.
Re: Roundup: Here's What Was Revealed In Nintendo Direct E3 2021
Horrible presentation. Eshop games disguised as full price games, typical garbage fighter for smash, and you could have created a trailer for the new Zelda. Yet you just pieced together run of mill gameplay and gave a hopeful release year. Feels like Nintendo woke this morning and said oh hell we need to create the presentation.
Re: Reminder: Game Builder Garage Is Out Now On Nintendo Switch
@ThomasBW84
Its not now. Lol
Re: Reminder: Game Builder Garage Is Out Now On Nintendo Switch
@Kaiffe123
Reassurance
Re: Electronic Arts Hit By Cyber Attack, Hackers Take Source Code And Tools
What does this have to do with the Switch? Amirite?
Re: Review: Game Builder Garage - A Toolbox Of Terrifying Potential
After reading the review 'a staggering amount of possibilities' doesn't seem accurate.
Re: Review: Ninja Gaiden: Master Collection - Ryu Hayabusa Deserves Better Than This
@Gamer83
I'm just saying. We are reaching a point where developers will start blaming the Switch.
Re: Review: Ninja Gaiden: Master Collection - Ryu Hayabusa Deserves Better Than This
@Zeldafan79
They literally say its a bad port. Are you ok?
Re: Review: Ninja Gaiden: Master Collection - Ryu Hayabusa Deserves Better Than This
Switch Pro is needed or devs will continue to struggle.
Re: Review: DC Super Hero Girls: Teen Power - A Kid-Friendly Alternative To Grimdark DC
Ah...published by Nintendo. I knew there was a reason for the inflated score.
Re: Feature: Our Predictions For Nintendo's E3 2021 Direct
I like how Nintendolife still wants its users to believe the pro doesn't exist.
Re: Talking Point: With Sony And Microsoft In Next-Gen Limbo, E3 Is Nintendo's For The Taking
Huh? With the pro soon to be announced doesn't that make Nintendo in next gen limbo? Also...which games are we expecting this year? Just stop
Re: Random: This Kid Tried To Sell His Prized Pokémon Card Collection To Save A Sick Puppy
This was clearly another set up. So his mom didn't know he was selling his cards until she saw a picture? The smell of spray paint and splinters didn't set off an alarm?
Re: Switch Pro Rumours Intensify As New Retailer Listing Appears Online
A little late to the story there bud.
Re: Rumour: Genshin Impact For Switch Reportedly Delayed Due To "Weaker Hardware"
Are people upset about the Switch Pro or the fact that after 5 years games need new hardware to run on? Nintendo is literally sitting on releases to come out with the Pro lol
Re: Minecraft Beats Pokémon, Zelda And Animal Crossing To The Prize Of "World's Leading Fandom"
Lol people are mad.
Re: Crash Bandicoot 4 Voice Actors Tease "Fun New Project"
But Nintendolife said that Crash and Spyro were done and that Activision is the devil...
Re: Cyberpunk RPG Laxidaze Aims To Combine Pokémon With Final Fantasy VII Remake
Very average Pokémon clone...don't catch this one. - Nintendolife
Re: Nintendo Switch Production Is Struggling To Keep Up With Demand
I see them at every retail store I enter.
Re: HD Remaster Of Xbox Live Arcade Hit Toy Soldiers Announced For Switch
Really fun game. Wouldn't spend more than $15 on it though.
Re: Review: Subnautica + Subnautica Below Zero Double Pack - An Accomplished Double Dive
2 great games that everyone should dive into.
Re: OLED Display Firm Mentions 'Switch Pro' During Its Q1 Investors Call
They mention Switch Pro in a business report. Its happening. Whats interesting is how people still pretend its not true.
Re: It Seems Game Builder Garage Will Only Be Available On The eShop In Europe
@Schizor88 can't play physical games?
Re: Metroid Prime Trilogy Switch Port? Unlikely, Says Former Retro Studios Dev
Can't wait for Nintenolifes next story about how the trilogy could be happening.
Re: Bandai Namco Just Registered New Trademarks For The GameCube Exclusive Series Baten Kaitos
GameCube on the eshop confirmed.
Re: Review: SpongeBob: Krusty Cook-Off - A Bit Undercooked
Oh no me monies...is safe!
Re: Feature: Nintendo Had A Spectacular Year, And May Have Big Plans
Drought confirmed
Re: Nintendo Reports Major Increases In Profits, But Anticipates A Drop This Year
@Dragonstar no one ever said it would be removed from stores. Manufacturing has stopped. It was sites like this that pushed propaganda trying to get people to buy right away. 🤣
Re: Nintendo Announces Game Builder Garage, A Quirky Programming Game For Switch
Bargain bin material.