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Re: Team Chicken Rules The Roost In Splatoon 2's Splatfest

TeslaChippie

@nessisonett There's not really an argument to be had now that we understand very well how organisms change over time, though.

"some sort of mutation led to the distinction therefore typically it would have materialised pre-birth"

You're still thinking of a chicken as a discrete genetic state that is different from that of its parents, which were somehow not chickens. But this isn't the case: no organism that has ever been born was a different species from its immediate ancestor. In other words, no chicken ever hatched from an egg laid by a non-chicken.

"Personally, I don’t buy a pre-chicken changing enough throughout its lifetime to warrant the distinction and then start laying chicken eggs."

You shouldn't because it didn't lol

This is why the question is nonsensical. Neither the chicken nor the egg came first. They developed around each other.

EDIT: I feel like I had to say, I'm glad you enjoyed the debate. It's nice to talk about things without fighting about them.

Re: The Splatoon 2 Chicken VS. Egg Splatfest Is Officially Underway

TeslaChippie

@Franz Just to save you from having to type out another paragraph, I have a Master's in evolutionary biology

Proto-chickens existed, sure, but no proto-chicken ever laid a chicken egg. It's not like there were proto-chickens for 100K years and all of a sudden they started laying modern chicken eggs. The change happened so gradually that, if we had fossils for say every 100 years of development from proto-chickens to modern chickens, we would not be able to tell where the former ended and the latter began. The same problem affects looking at human evolution: we have crap tons of fossils of pre-humans, but experts disagree on where "pre-human" ends and "human" begins. That's the problem with trying to assign fixed names to fluid concepts.

Re: The Splatoon 2 Chicken VS. Egg Splatfest Is Officially Underway

TeslaChippie

@Franz Well, in so far as there were eggs in general (dinosaurs and insects, etc) before there were chickens.

If the question is chickens vs. chicken eggs specifically, then the question doesn't have a scientific answer. There was never a single "non-chicken" that delivered a "chicken" egg, because evolution affects population-level genetics, not individual-level. And the point at which a population of "non-chickens" became a population of "chickens" is essentially arbitrary because species are in constant flux and do not occupy discrete fixed states as our short lifetimes may make it seem.

Re: Series Producer Suggests Metroid Prime 4 'Won't Ignore Casual Players'

TeslaChippie

@Agriculture Kinda confused. You seem to be implying that it's better for Metroid to use dual stick controls that (I guess) the motion controls used on the Wii... But then you also said it didn't work out well for Nintendo when they focused on niche audiences. The Wii/DS era was Nintendo's most successful in their history, and the casual market they were angling towards definitely wasn't "niche," it was gigantic... also motion aiming with the Wii remote was objectively superior to using an analog stick, which is why NOBODY uses the analog stick to aim in Splatoon when motion is an option.

It's like every little part of your comment spawned a little mystery to solve. Truly an odd, yet wonderful thing to behold.

Re: The Super Mario 64 PC Port Just Got A 60fps Patch

TeslaChippie

@InAnotherCastle I think SM64DS is actually one of the best ports of any game, ever. Not only is it a pretty cool demonstration of the hardware, but it has 25% more stars, three more characters and several new levels compared to the original. Not to mention my siblings and I spent soooo much time on the minigames!

Re: Paper Mario: The Origami King Features A Seamless Open World And "Huge Maps"

TeslaChippie

@Kalmaro Eh, not exclusively. Sometimes huge words are fun just to travel through and gawk at, a la Wind Waker / BotW.

Also there's never been an open world game where every single bit of the world is stuffed with gameplay. Skyrim, Fallout, Witcher, GTA, and Assassin's Creed all have huge swaths of beautiful nothing you have to walk through first to get to a challenge.

But I love beautiful nothing.

Re: Metroid Prime 4 Dev Retro Studios Continues Exciting Hire Spree With Call Of Duty: Black Ops Veteran

TeslaChippie

@tourjeff Switch is an outdated device? Is there another handheld in its price range than can run nearly the same caliber games?

Also, I wouldn't compare Zelda and Metroid development cycles. Very different games with very different workloads. Plus Zelda was pushed back to line up with the Switch's launch; there's every possibility it could have released sooner.

Re: Japanese Charts: Animal Crossing: New Horizons Overtakes Pokémon Sword And Shield's Lifetime Sales

TeslaChippie

@meeto_1 Once upon a time, say in the GameCube era, I think we would have been ecstatic to have a game like Sword / Shield on a home console. Problem is, we're almost two decades past the time where they would have been even slightly impressive. Are they functional? Sure, everything (mostly) works. But nothing about the games indicate the dev team had any real passion for making a modern, ambitious product.

Re: Feature: The Best Nintendo Switch Music And Rhythm Games

TeslaChippie

The thing that put me off Deemo immediately is that a lot of the music is extremely low bitrate (like 96kbps mp3) and clips frequently. It just feels so amateurish to me. What happened to games like Elite Beat Agents and Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai that put in so much damn effort?

Re: No Link Between Violent Video Games And Violent Behaviour, Says American Psychological Association

TeslaChippie

@Kalmaro Not to start something, but that trend only works if you restrict your view to the US. There are plenty of places around the world with stricter gun control than the US that have next to no gun violence. Obviously can't say it's a causality for sure, the people in other countries could just be more content / sane, but it's just not true that more guns = less shootings.

Re: Atlus Reveals Video Recording Guidelines For Persona 5 Scramble: The Phantom Strikers

TeslaChippie

@Dayton311 If Atlus really cared in that specific scenario, they could sue the platform hosting the video and / or the streamer for infringement of copyright. Then it would be up to a jury to decide whether or not "streaming" constitutes enough of a transformation of the original material that it is not covered by copyright. However, I don't think it is--I think Atlus would win that lawsuit. That my friend is why YouTube always sides with the copyright holder over the content creator, to cover their ass in American courts.

It's not relevant if the streamer is breaking copyright for commercial purposes or not, that's just a common misconception (at least in NA).

Re: Rumoured Switch Pro Might Not Actually Use Nvidia's Tegra X1+ Chip

TeslaChippie

@StevenG Even if it was only $1 extra to add 500GB of storage, Nintendo would have lost millions. And it'd be way more than $1 per unit.

You say Nintendo focuses on cheap, but from where I'm standing, they have the best value on the market when it comes to hybrid platforms. Sony and Microsoft aren't even trying in the arena, and competitors like Alienware's UFO will likely be way more expensive relative to performance. You can't say Nintendo is being cheap for not cramming everything found on modern home consoles into a portable device; the rules, restrictions and costs are different.

Re: Rumoured Switch Pro Might Not Actually Use Nvidia's Tegra X1+ Chip

TeslaChippie

@eRaz0r 500GB of solid state memory would easily jack up the price by $50-$100 or more though. The only reason PS4 and Xbox have that kind of storage for cheap is because they use hard drives, which are about half the size of the switch, have moving parts and require lots of power. Not exactly ideal for a portable system.