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@IceEarthGuard Thanks for the alert, but where's the big ant hole?

I will be playing Youtube app this Xmas. Long haul playing videos of people streaming games so I don't have to waste time playing them.

Hey NintendoLife, Nintendo released a Christmas video with Toad singing Joy to the World. Spread the Xmas Joy to everyone:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1074970572293996544

@StephenYap3 The proof is in the eShop.

Was he fired for allowing so many shovelware from 3rd party?

Fitness Boxing will help Nintendo achieved that 100 million goal.

um...ok. Does it includes water/sweat-proof joycons?

I wouldn't want it even if it's free.

Reggie should play as Donkey Kong.

Gris. Feels like the game Bound on PS4 but better. Most artsy looking games have little gameplay but this Gris does has a lot of interesting ideas in platforming puzzle. This is not just a good looking game, it's fun to play.

This game is psychically related to Gorogoa. One is a platformer, the other a puzzle game, but the art-style, music and mood is the same.

@ShadJV Does anyone actually read the articles here? I only read the titles, can't be bothered with the rest... so many words.

Why is that a world record? Against who?

Nancy Cartwright has been doing Bart Simpson's voice for 30 years, why isn't that a record? (Btw, she was paid over $300,000 per episode of Simpson)

304 x 170 ? LOL this game truly is a dinosaur.

A Greasy Journey this weekend.

Next year January, Reggie: 'Yes, the New Switch is coming suckers!'

In a couple of years you will get Chibi Red Dead, similar to Final Fantasy 15 on Switch.

Waluigi will be the best when his DLC is launched. Nintendo is saving the best for last. His super will be Muttley wheezy laugh at you.

A bunch of idiots standing at the cliff waiting for the hands to spank them.

People still play games on their phone? It overheats and kills battery, leaving the phone dead when you need it the most.

@Alantor28 You are right, Nintendo has Shakespeare working for them.

Nintendo just realised that most of their games have no stories, so they can't be spoiled by game streaming videos. Especially at the launch of Smash Bros, game streaming is free advertising for them.

KI:U can't be ported to Switch because Pen is mightier than the Joycon. After using the stylus in that game, you will know why they went for it: it's as good as a mouse in aiming, maybe even better.

Sakurai should start working on a Smash Bros RPG. He already added some RPG flavour to Ultimate, why not go all the way and make a Smash RPG? Maybe something similar to Mario and Luigi RPG but with dozens of characters to choose from, and instead of mini games or fighting with stats, let the fight in random encounter be regular Smash game.

Keep looking at those ads and drool while I've been playing it for the last 2 weeks. LOL. Sorry can't help it.

The truth is I am already bored of it, I envy you guys playing it for the first time.

Don't you think it's strange that Nintendo includes even minor characters but purposely excluded Waluigi? Even 3rd party characters were added but not Waluigi, their own? I guess blood is thinner than water at Nintendo... but knowing Nintendo, there has to be a reason.

Life was so simple back in the 90s, now if you run people over with a car, they call you a terrorist.

Switch is a portable console because it's got so many ports.

You are collecting 'cards', levelling them up like any good old RPG, using them like Pokemon... but in the end it's still regular Smash Bros when actually doing the fight.

There's a puzzle/strategy element in all the fight that requires you think which fighter+Spirit fits best. There's a stage where flying Yoshi will constantly kick you when you comes close, so a downward thrust attack with Captain Falcon is the best solution.

It's Assassin Creed Chronicles, 2D side scrollers similar to Mark of the Ninja. Only a compilation of those games can fit in a cart.

If Ubisoft really wants to put a 3D AC game on Switch, it will be Assassin's Creed III: Liberation, a Vita port.

A sh*t game + a sh*t port = a pile of sh*t. Similar to Rollercoaster Tycoon Adventure... why do they even bother making these type low quality game? The people who buy them are to be blamed for supporting these type of crapware, then again they were punished with a crap game.

@Alantor28 “I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.” - Jack Sparrow

@Alantor28 Jealousy will get you nowhere.

I don't think Nintendo has surpassed the creative gameplay design since they made this game.

You are literally playing 2 games at once with 2 screens. One is the outside world as Bowser, the other is Mario and Luigi inside Bowser's body. The interactions between the outside and inside world are filled with so many creative ideas. The LOL writing makes the game even more compelling.

Dead or Alive Massage Therapy.

FTL's grandpa?

Does the warranty covers Joycons damaged by sweat?

@Mew I already unlocked all the characters using someone's save file.

I want 4 Swords HD on Switch.

For a Smash Bros with the most characters, you only start with 8 characters... the least in all Smash Bros. Also, the Adventure mode is just Smash with Hearthstone, not so innovative.

A famous person play Switch, then Switch must be good.

Also, NL forgot to mentioned Stormy Daniels and her book about Toad from Mario Kart. Now even Trump knows MK.

I am already playing it, I don't mind the spoilers. It's amazing what they can put inside 13.6 GB.

Is he from Hong Kong?

A lot of the DS games won't work on Switch because the mic is missing. Games like Zelda Phantom Hourglass and Bowser Inside Story required mic.

Why didn't Nintendo make Nintendog for the smartphone? It will be huge, this is the Nintendo game that will make lots of money on the phone. A digital pet that is with you at all time, it can even beep the phone and annoyed you like Tamagochi.

@ClampedDownHard All you need is one person who works in a video game shop, with access to the games waiting in the storeroom.

Pirates get things first, as always. Dark Souls, Diablo, Pokemon, etc: they were all leaked before the release date, why is this a news?

Eww, what's in Ralph's hand? Isn't that Trump's [censored]?

I thought this is a new game from Image & Form.

@ClampedDownHard There will be a day 1 update that requires 6.2, Jack will be disappointed.

But... Sports Party? Isn't that the best selling game on Switch?

Unlike previous updates, this new firmware actually disrupted piracy. But only for a while, but it should be long enough to make Smash Bros unplayable on Jack Sparrow's Switch for quite some time.