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@OorWullie did you just (mostly) accurately predict a prediction of a Direct?

When are you starting your YouTube channel?

Also, no way I'm paying that much for something that costs 73 cents to manufacture.

@WeHaveKirbyAtHome literal pink tax.

I keep seeing comments about shareholders, but I'm not sure this is a publicly traded company?

@johnedwin you don't think the Switch 2 will sell 20 million more units? Over it's life cycle? Because if it does, this really isn't much of a story.

@-wc- so then you're saying Nintendo already has the top selling and PS2 has been 2nd all along?

"We build technology that doesn’t shout for attention – but amplifies human potential."

Ew.

So Nintendo releases an under powered console that spends 8 years becoming (nearly) the best selling console of all time, and half these comments are people suggesting they don't know what they're doing with the Switch 2?

Seems about right.

@Rhaoulos

"The most recent revelation out of that neck of the woods is that Kotick stepped down with a nice big golden parachute in the form of a $15 million severance package."

Gosh, wish someone would fire me!

@Fake-news you can still redownload those if necessary, yes.

I don't, but that's because I'm a terrible person and stole them all.

@KevinP over here. From the article:

"If you already purchased the game, don’t worry — you’ll still be able to redownload and play it anytime."

Nice attempt though.

@OldManHermit Babylon 5 is similar in that the first season can be a bit rough. The fifth season was also a little rough due to them being unsure if it was going to be renewed, but the last five episodes are some of the best TV in history.

And I did survive season 1 of TNG! The acting was...a bit uneven. And the plots were...also a bit uneven! But it was almost all worth it to see a man's face melt and head explode at least!

Oddly, I've been watching TNG for the first time ever lately.

I was more of a Babylon 5 kid back in the 90s, so I I weirdly skipped all of the Star Trek shows.

@trymer89 I'm finally about to fly into the light, so I'm assuming I'll be hitting the twists and turns soon!

I've been playing this game basically since it released. I play games about as slowly as I also read books, which is to say, extremely slowly.

Someday, I hope to be buried with my significant backlog.

Is it possible that Bethesda lost their optimization department?

I don't mean fired because that would likely have been reported by someone. I mean they literally lost them. Like they wandered off during a company retreat and no one has found them yet?

@Wewewi sorry, I'm going to have to take a step back now. As an American, this is just too many numbers and science.

I'll be sure to have my frame rate counter up to let me know if I should enjoy the game when I play it.

If it dips below 36 FPS, that's when it starts the siren to tell me stop having fun, I'm not actually having fun.

@Misima you get out of here with your numbers and your science.

@Liam_Doolan should cult classic be in quotes here? I'll be honest, at first I read the headline and thought the name is the game was "Cult Classic."

I'm not saying it needs to change, I'm just genuinely curious.

So in less than a month it's most likely sold as much as both Prime 2 and Prime 3 and probably nearing half of Prime 1.

And we're calling that a failure?

This really seems to be the trend of Switch 2's press coverage.

1) Press reports news that something is terrible and a failure (Prime 4 didn't sell a million copies)
2) Someone official comes out and says, no, that's actually not true (actually prime 4 did sell a million copies)
3) Press never retracts previous claims and it's too late anyways because the Internet has made the false coverage the truth going forward (Internet states for infinity that Prime 4 was a sales failure)

It's very frustrating to watch.

@Axecon this is the rational response to things in video games you don't like.

Can we just CC the Internet to this comment from now on? Is there a button for that?

Signed,
Someone who owns a Switch 2 and is looking forward to this Direct

@mr12calvin and you expect that the retailers will sit on this inventory for the entire life span of the Switch 2?

And this also doesn't consider that sell through is how all console sales data is reported.

I see some more negative folks are falling down the conspiracy route of, "These numbers aren't real." It's always fascinating to watch how far people will go to avoid just admitting they were wrong about something.

And something as trivial as "this game box is doing well." It's not even that big of a deal to admit you were incorrect about it.

Why are the Galaxy games so high up there? Didn't these people see on the Internet they could just buy a (definitely functional) Wii on eBay and a (definitely functional) copy of the game on eBay and a set of (definitely functional) controllers on eBay and then just hook it up to their modern TV with it's definitely usable inputs for less than that double pack?

They must just be suckers!

Imagine being so fragile that you're triggered by an extra option on an UI overlay?

Life has to be one panic attack after another for these folks.

It's odd to me that I consistently hear people proclaiming they miss "quirky" Nintendo, yet every time something quirky comes out (Welcome Tour, Drag X Drive, a Kirby Air Riders sequel, some silly campfire game) everyone flips their lids and asks why Nintendo is "wasting" time on these things.

Final Fantasy VII Wonder - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup In Bellabel Park

@michellelynn0976 so let me see if I'm following the logic here.

I post a comment saying that I think Nintendo develops games based more on what their developers want to do and can think up, not on what sales numbers are, so we might see a Prime 5 even if sales numbers aren't great (which is still to be determined).

I speculate (openly calling it speculation) that the 18 year gap may have been because the developers didn't have a new mechanic or direction they wanted to take the series in yet. Clearly, since Prime 4 exists, they found that new mechanic/direction.

You list a bunch of new things in Prime 4 and demand to know if I played it.

I agree they have new things in Prime 4 and that I haven't played it.

You call me uneducated.

I said I was literally defending Prime 4 as having new things.

You say I'm a troll.

Are you not seeing how this is a very confusing interaction for two humans to have?

@michellelynn0976 I don't understand the question so I'm just going to answer it straightforward.

No. I am not psychic.

@michellelynn0976 I'm not sure you're following along with what I was saying.

I said they didn't have any new mechanics 18 years ago that they wanted to try out for a Prime 4. Then, over time, they gathered some ideas and eventually started development on Prime 4, which is now filled with those new gameplay mechanics.

You're being very aggressive about a comment that wasn't at all a criticism of Prime 4.

@michellelynn0976 My comment was that the gap was longer because they didn't have a new gameplay mechanic, not low sales.

That would then mean that they started developing the game once they brainstormed some new mechanics organically, which seems to be the case from your list of new mechanics in the game.

That said, no, I haven't played it and I doubt I will. I suck at anything first person. I'm glad you're enjoying it though.

@ROMhaiku I think it was more to do with them not having a new, innovative game play mechanic for a Prime game than the sales numbers.

Don't get me wrong, if it sold 50 million units, yeah, they'd probably have put some more resources into figuring that out, but I don't know that the low sales were the biggest factor in that gap.

This is all speculation on my part though, so feel free to disagree.

@Johnny44 I think this was always the fairest criticism of the pricing model on games. Will the extra 10 bucks net out against the folks who pass because of the extra tenner?

I guess it still remains to be seen, but I'm more in your camp at the moment.

@the_beaver in good news, Nintendo doesn't always seem to base their decisions on the sales numbers. If this were a Sony or Ubisoft or EA property? Yeah, I'd be concerned. But Nintendo seems to lean more towards listening to what their developers want to do as opposed to what the market says will be a home run.

That said, I look forward to the same DoomTubers that said Pokemon sucked, ignore the sales numbers, pointing to these sales numbers to say Metroid sucks, look at the sales numbers.

@Truegamer79 "I don't buy outside America," says man on fan site for famously Japanese company.

@Mando44646 just wanted to say thanks for writing criticism in a level headed, non judgmental way. I didn't realize how refreshing it could be to see a critique that didn't immediately try to call anyone deciding to purchase it a fool/shill/horrid person.

Maybe the Internet still stands a chance!

@OmnitronVariant this is a really good point that I hadn't thought of.

@ShadLink I'm starting to think @kal_el_07241 is just a somewhat clever troll.

The physical PC thing is what got me.

@JohnnyMind I'm always highly impressed by your huge list of games you keep in rotation.

Meanwhile, I might play a few hours more of Bravely Default, a game I've been playing singularly for months!

As a grown man, I went to my first ballet in my 30s. It was (stereotypically) The Nutcracker. I was vaguely interested in going, but mostly it was just a thing to do as a date with my wife.

I found myself somewhere in the middle of it completely overcome with emotion. Something about the idea of a Russian man hundreds of years in the past writing something that would be performed in modern day Kentucky for a grown man who had no interest in ballet really resonated with me on a human level. I just sat there with tears streaming down my face.

I'm feeling that same odd sense now. That someone in the UK, driven by a love for a video game company, would create a site that's become a Kentucky dude's daily routine is very human and very connecting.

Congratulations on the success! I hope it continues!

"This isn't 60 fps so I'm not having fun."

That's what my friends and I were always saying back in the day while playing SM64.

And then we would complain about the numbers in the latest quarterly reports from Nintendo.

@SBandy1 RE4 was insane when it was released and definitely worth getting scammed to try and get!

Those were indeed happy days, when I didn't even know what it would mean for Nintendo to acquire a developer.

Heck, I didn't even say developer, I just said "oh yeah, Capcom made this."

@SBandy1 thankfully I did! It took a local rental shop doing us a favor, but it was so sweet once I got it.

And that's why as an adult Stardew Valley is easily my most played game.

@SBandy1 not relevant to this topic, but Body Harvest made trying to acquire Harvest Moon 64 in rural Appalachia a nightmare.

The number of times I talked to people on the phone who said, yes, they looked, they have Harvest Moon, it's here on their shelves, only to be met with Body Harvest after begging my mother to drive me there was STAGGERING.

@SearchingS this comment really brought the childhood memories flooding back to me.

I sunk so much time into Red Alert and Tiberian Sun back then. I enjoyed AoE as well, but didn't play it quite as much.

@Kroko children don't tend to care if a game is a rock solid FPS or if the textures on a building aren't varied or super realistic.

Just because a game is bought by adults as well as children doesn't mean it's not for children. The intended audience is still children. For some reason, a lot of adults seem to think Pokemon has to grow up because they grew up. That wasn't a promise Pokemon ever made.

And at the end of the day, it sold like 5 million copies out of the gate, which is a pretty big indicator all the whining and moaning by some adults is out of touch. Unless of course you think you're that much smarter or better than 5 million+ people.

@OmnitronVariant this. The arrogance on display for "not being satisfied" with a children's game is wild.

And I don't even really like Pokemon.

Some folks choose odd things to feel superior about.

It's a game about collecting fake monsters and fighting with them. It's not that important or that serious.

If you're that riled up about fake people not moving enough and a digital picture not being high quality enough, go play something else. Not everything needs to be a rallying cry to take on some grand cause.

It's just a game. Go have fun doing something else. You'll live longer and be happier.