@nab1 The statement isn't by iLife, but by the law company they hired. So their only purpose was this law suit. As such, they fully succeeded and are perfectly entitled to sound like an "ad". They didn't "suffer" from anything.
@BornInNorway81 Those three along with Tommy Tallarico and Yuzo Koshiro do get quite a lot of attention. There are superbly skilled video game composers getting way less recognition which is the truly sad part. People like Alberto Gonzalez and Tim Follins, to some degree.
I second @Kilroy 's sentiment. This has to be THE worst review I've ever read here. It tells me absolutely nothing at all about the game aside from it being a shoot em up. How about next time you're reviewing a Mario game you just keep on babbling how you move around and jump in the game, making it a good platformer?
Ugh. That first paragraph alone. You obviously have no clue when stating shmup would be another term for bullet sprayers.
And what about you prasing the training mode? Just about any shmup has that!
@UK-Nintendo But anybody can purchase an original SP for less money than this thing. AND get shoulder buttons. So there really is zero reason for this thing to exist.
Playing the game at Gamescom I thought it was incredibly boring. Within the first few minutes I'd start to rack up combos, upgrading my arsenal and literally destroying everything on screen in no time without ANYTHING breaking up the repetition.
@JustinH lol, I honestly laughed out reading your comment. Also, I wholeheartedly agree. While I do own original copies of both games it'd be great to have them rereleased for other people to get to discover them as well.
"Titles like BLOK DROP U and more recently SUPER ROBO MOUSE, among others, seem to have no such content."
I love how BLOK DROP U is always cited as a positive exception from this guy's norm and how people praised teh game upon its initial release, yet the game is a carbon copy of an early smartphone game, merely replacing the once cute visual assets with...barely anything to look at. So in a way that game was even worse than these recent officially licensed games in how he just took another guy's game without even acknowledging it.
@Yoshis95 I know that that is what the other guy was trying to say, but tell me: How does a 2DS deliver more value than a phone? That's a ridiculous assumption.
@MitchVogel Nope, that was a 9, as can easily be seen within 5 seconds. How come this problem of different scores being displayed at the top and at the bottom pops up so often, but not even the NLife staff can tell us why that is?
@MitchVogel 20148 was the "it" game of 2014? It got many clones? Clones that tried to capitalize off of 2048? sigh When are you finally going to do at least some tiny research before building up an entire article on such nonsense? 2048 IS a clone. It is one of those games that unashamedly capitalized on another team's ideas and hard work. Threes is the original game, developed over the course of months, while 2048 has been slapped together in a weekend by some jerk.
@Dankykong More like Cranky Kong, eh? Looks like you're only one complaining about NL reviewing every download game, while most other people agree that this is the single best aspect of the whole site. Why do you even come here when complaining about what even made the site so popular over the last ten years? It's not their fault some (or many) of the games are bad and occasionally some of theose alleged bad games turn out to be decent surprises. Also, what else would you like the staff to do? Review good games we already know are good? Wow, big difference.
@Humphries90 Nobody cares that you've apparently also done reviews on pretty much all the download games reviewed here. Just post your opinion instead of repeating your "I did a review of this too." line over and over and over. It doesn't provide any additional information or makes your point more valid. Just state your opinion and we'll know that you've played the game.
I had been there in the room back then. I was working for a German website, got accredited for both E3 and the Nintendo PC, so I got to witness this moment as closely as possible. Such an incredible moment on an already incredible day in an incredible week.
@sevex If you're promising to cure or prevent terrible conditions such as Alzheimer's of course you need to back it up scientifically. Would you want me to advertise a medicine with me just making it all up?
@MitchVogel What a horrible news. Not the content is necessarily horrible, but the news itself. How it was written. You know what a decent writer/journalist would have done? Give context when it's as relevant as it is here. The only reason Minecraft is in the ninth spot is because there are barely any games on the Japanese eshop because Nintendo used to have this strict rule where a developer/publisher would have to have an office in Japan to be eligible of releasing a game on the eshop. Hence there are WAY less games out there than in the West.
The way you have overblown this news by not giving out necessary information, people are going "Oh, wow, such a tremendous success" as can be seen in the comments.
Nice way of creating misinformation there. Not the first time either.
@Darknyht And I thought I was the only one who didn't quite like how AC moved away from its tile-based layout to an entirely free-scrolling village. Those two gripes you had with Wild World are the exact same ones I had. ^^
@DiscoGentleman Asobemasu doesn't mean "to play", it literally means "can be played". Hence Damien translated it as "enjoyable to play", similar to "playable". "To play" would simply be asobimasu, not asobemasu.
Wow, this is a pretty badly written review, sorry.
Somebody who proclaims "after over 25 years of gaming, his love of Nintendo is no longer just a phase." should at least show SOME sign of recognizing that this is just an entry in a series of games. Yet you are giving us no context whatsoever. From your review I can't tell whether it's any different from the prequels or whether you simply didn't like the flow and style. Don't you have anybody on your team who could compare this to the prequels?
@MitchVogel "Gameplay is typical of the bullet hell arcade shooter genre, borrowing heavily from titles such as Galaga or Xevious."
Those are NOT bullet hell shooters. Bullet hell shooters or danmakus are a very special subset of shoot 'em ups. Please get your facts straight. I remember this site already having called just about any shmup a bullet hell shooter on numerous occasions and it's sad. How about calling Project Cars a kart racer? Or Yoshi's Wooly World a 3D platformer?
Now I have no idea how this game actually plays, so for all I know it might be a bullet hell shooter. I can't argue with that. But calling Galaga and Xevious danmakus? Sorry, that's just plain wrong. Danmakus hadn't existed until the mid 90s when games like Batsugun or Donpachi made first babysteps into danmaku territory. By your definition every single shmup would be a danmaku and I could hardly imagine a shmup with less bullets than Galaga.
On another note: When reviewing a shmup, referencing Galaga and Xevious is a bad move anyways. Those two are already vastly different from another and naming just those two granddaddies makes it seem like you simply have no clue of the whole genre, merely bringing up two games you might have played years back.
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Re: Nintendo Ordered to Pay $10 Million Following Patent Lawsuit Loss
@nab1 The statement isn't by iLife, but by the law company they hired. So their only purpose was this law suit. As such, they fully succeeded and are perfectly entitled to sound like an "ad". They didn't "suffer" from anything.
Re: Factor 5 Almost Ported Super Castlevania IV To The Sega Mega Drive
@GravyThief https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCya6yn73o
Not IV, but X, but still gives a good impression of how great it can potentially sound.
Re: Here's Your First Taste Of Grant Kirkhope's Contribution To Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
@BornInNorway81 Those three along with Tommy Tallarico and Yuzo Koshiro do get quite a lot of attention.
There are superbly skilled video game composers getting way less recognition which is the truly sad part.
People like Alberto Gonzalez and Tim Follins, to some degree.
Re: Nintendo Download: 22nd June (Europe)
@SKTTR @NekoGeo
Both of those demos had already arrived in Europe last week.
Re: Review: Ghost Blade HD (Wii U eShop)
@leemeyer26
I second @Kilroy 's sentiment. This has to be THE worst review I've ever read here. It tells me absolutely nothing at all about the game aside from it being a shoot em up. How about next time you're reviewing a Mario game you just keep on babbling how you move around and jump in the game, making it a good platformer?
Ugh. That first paragraph alone. You obviously have no clue when stating shmup would be another term for bullet sprayers.
And what about you prasing the training mode? Just about any shmup has that!
Re: Review: Othello (Switch eShop)
"the Japanese board game Go"
Go is no Japanese game. It's merely the Japanese name of the Chinese game weiqi. God, do some fact checking!
Re: Reggie Fils-Aime Offers Hope for Those Dreaming of Mother 3, Metroid and More on Switch
@SLIGEACH_EIRE Just because you don't understand how business works, doesn't make him a liar. However, you calling him a liar makes you a disgrace.
Re: Video: Super Retro Boy Hands-On Reveals Neat Form Factor, Lack Of Rear Shoulder Buttons
@UK-Nintendo But anybody can purchase an original SP for less money than this thing. AND get shoulder buttons. So there really is zero reason for this thing to exist.
Re: Pokémon Snap Listed for North American Wii U eShop Release on 5th January
@Clownshoes
Really? I remember Pokémon Stadium being the only bad Pokémon game on N64, while Pokémon Snap was and still is brilliant.
Re: Masahiro Sakurai's Recent Toy Purchase Is Related To His Current Project
@Parkour_LMan
@Xaessya
More like Custom Robo 6, if anything. There had been two on N64, one on GCN, one on GBA and one on DS.
Re: Review: Ice Station Z (3DS eShop)
@HeroponRiki Screenshot appearance on NL is randomized. So for example your "second screenshot" doesn't even appear for me at all.
Re: Review: Just Dance 2017 (Wii U)
@Mahe Care to explain?
Re: Review: Pirate Pop Plus (Wii U eShop)
Playing the game at Gamescom I thought it was incredibly boring. Within the first few minutes I'd start to rack up combos, upgrading my arsenal and literally destroying everything on screen in no time without ANYTHING breaking up the repetition.
Re: Ninterview: Ste Pickford On The Ever-Expanding World Of Plok
@JustinH lol, I honestly laughed out reading your comment. Also, I wholeheartedly agree. While I do own original copies of both games it'd be great to have them rereleased for other people to get to discover them as well.
Re: Review: Rhythm Heaven Megamix (3DS)
@LegendOfPokemon The "original"? What exactly do you consider to be the original here? This game lends stages from three "originals".
Re: Review: River City: Tokyo Rumble (3DS)
"Gameplay is typical of a brawler, but it's greatest strength and weakness is how simplistic it can be at times."
sigh "Its", not "it's".
Re: Reminder: Points Can't Be Added to the DSi Shop After 30th September
@MitchVogel Did anything come of this?
Re: Sega 3D Fukkoku Archives 3: Final Stage Adds Thunder Force III
@remlapgamer Nobody commented on it, because it doesn't sound anything like the word you are refering to. Japanese pronounciation is way different.
Re: Sega 3D Fukkoku Archives 3: Final Stage Adds Thunder Force III
@aaronsullivan Actually it appears that SEGA has recently bought all Technosoft assets. Or so it has supposedly been announced at this year's TGS.
Re: Review: Games For Toddlers (Wii U eShop)
@Tempestryke Which is exactly why NL chose the pic. You didn't honestly think that was an official pic used bythe developers?
Re: Video: Bandai Namco Goes Big on Iconic Franchises for Mobile Through 'IP Open Project'
@retro_player_22 Read the article before posting.
Re: Feature: Exploring the Licensed Content in RCMADIAX Games on the Wii U and New 3DS eShop
"Titles like BLOK DROP U and more recently SUPER ROBO MOUSE, among others, seem to have no such content."
I love how BLOK DROP U is always cited as a positive exception from this guy's norm and how people praised teh game upon its initial release, yet the game is a carbon copy of an early smartphone game, merely replacing the once cute visual assets with...barely anything to look at. So in a way that game was even worse than these recent officially licensed games in how he just took another guy's game without even acknowledging it.
Re: Nintendo Download: 18th August (North America)
@Ralizah You've got to be kidding me. Some people are just never happy until they get the exact specific game they are personally waiting for...
Re: Video: Here's The Cheapest Way To Play Pokémon GO
@Yoshis95 I know that that is what the other guy was trying to say, but tell me: How does a 2DS deliver more value than a phone? That's a ridiculous assumption.
Re: Review: Metroid Prime: Hunters (Wii U eShop / DS)
@MitchVogel Nope, that was a 9, as can easily be seen within 5 seconds. How come this problem of different scores being displayed at the top and at the bottom pops up so often, but not even the NLife staff can tell us why that is?
Re: Video: Here's The Cheapest Way To Play Pokémon GO
@Zanark Or you could get like 100 bars of chocolate. What's your point?
Re: Review: Prism Pets (Wii U eShop)
@MitchVogel 20148 was the "it" game of 2014? It got many clones? Clones that tried to capitalize off of 2048?
sigh
When are you finally going to do at least some tiny research before building up an entire article on such nonsense?
2048 IS a clone. It is one of those games that unashamedly capitalized on another team's ideas and hard work.
Threes is the original game, developed over the course of months, while 2048 has been slapped together in a weekend by some jerk.
Re: 2D Shooter And Adventure Mash-Up Starr Mazer Confirmed For Wii U And 3DS Release
@invictus4000 Dead? Lol. There have been TONS of great P&C adventures in the past ten years, but people STILL claim the genre's dead?
Re: Review: Sweetest Thing (Wii U eShop)
@Dankykong More like Cranky Kong, eh? Looks like you're only one complaining about NL reviewing every download game, while most other people agree that this is the single best aspect of the whole site. Why do you even come here when complaining about what even made the site so popular over the last ten years?
It's not their fault some (or many) of the games are bad and occasionally some of theose alleged bad games turn out to be decent surprises. Also, what else would you like the staff to do? Review good games we already know are good? Wow, big difference.
Re: Review: Tachyon Project (Wii U eShop)
@Humphries90 Nobody cares that you've apparently also done reviews on pretty much all the download games reviewed here. Just post your opinion instead of repeating your "I did a review of this too." line over and over and over. It doesn't provide any additional information or makes your point more valid. Just state your opinion and we'll know that you've played the game.
Re: Review: Japanese Rail Sim 3D Journey in suburbs #1 Vol.2 (3DS eShop)
@MitchVogel Congratulations for merely repeating the same pun comment #16 had already done before.
Re: Interview: Sadame and Its Quest to Bring Exciting Action and Japanese History Together
@TheHeroOfTime333 It's not turn-based. And I'd hardly call it a JRPG.
Re: Video: Reliving the Memories of the Original Announcement for The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
I had been there in the room back then. I was working for a German website, got accredited for both E3 and the Nintendo PC, so I got to witness this moment as closely as possible.
Such an incredible moment on an already incredible day in an incredible week.
Re: New NES Game "Germ Squashers" Aims to Benefit Children's Miracle Network
@MitchVogel "released"
Even twice in this news.
Re: Lionel City Builder 3D: Rise of the Rails Releases This Thursday in North America
It doesn't release. It is going to be released.
Honestly, there's not a single news where you don't get this wrong.
Re: 'Brain Training' Games Aren't All They're Cracked Up to be
@sevex If you're promising to cure or prevent terrible conditions such as Alzheimer's of course you need to back it up scientifically. Would you want me to advertise a medicine with me just making it all up?
Re: SEGA Reveals the Logo for Sonic the Hedgehog's 25th Anniversary
@MitchVogel sigh You just love repeating the same false grammar in just about every news, don't you?
"As for the company's known plans for the Blue Blur, Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice will be releasing sometime this year."
A game is released. The publisher releases the game. It's really not that hard. Especially if (what I assume) English is your mother tongue.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/release
Re: Minecraft Has Become the Ninth Best-Selling Game on the Japanese eShop
@MitchVogel What a horrible news. Not the content is necessarily horrible, but the news itself. How it was written. You know what a decent writer/journalist would have done? Give context when it's as relevant as it is here.
The only reason Minecraft is in the ninth spot is because there are barely any games on the Japanese eshop because Nintendo used to have this strict rule where a developer/publisher would have to have an office in Japan to be eligible of releasing a game on the eshop.
Hence there are WAY less games out there than in the West.
The way you have overblown this news by not giving out necessary information, people are going "Oh, wow, such a tremendous success" as can be seen in the comments.
Nice way of creating misinformation there. Not the first time either.
Re: Nintendo Download: 24th December (Europe)
"(Sonic Powered Co., €1.00 / £1.00 until 7th January, then €14.99 / £12.99)"
Wait, what? Seriously? That much of a spike?
Re: Review: Animal Crossing: Wild World (Wii U eShop / DS)
@Darknyht And I thought I was the only one who didn't quite like how AC moved away from its tile-based layout to an entirely free-scrolling village. Those two gripes you had with Wild World are the exact same ones I had. ^^
Re: Review: Kirby: Power Paintbrush (Wii U eShop / DS)
Meh, I thought this was a rather poor spin-off even in 2005.
Re: Video: New Mighty No. 9 Trailer Aims to Bring Back the Hype
@Harmonia NoA has absolutely nothing at all to do with either the game or the trailer.
Nice try, bashing blindly there.
Re: Video: Santa Is Ready For Insane Levels Of Monster Strike 3DS Demand In Japan
@DiscoGentleman Asobemasu doesn't mean "to play", it literally means "can be played". Hence Damien translated it as "enjoyable to play", similar to "playable".
"To play" would simply be asobimasu, not asobemasu.
Re: Hands On: Getting Pinned Down By Nintendo Badge Arcade
@NintyMan It is mentioned in the article.
Re: Video: Car Owners May Wince After Watching This Final Fight One Trailer
looking at the tag line
Wow, what a way to screw up a timeless quote.
It's "Oh! My car". It's even in the frickin' first screen of the article.
Re: Review: Pocky & Rocky with Becky (Wii U eShop / GBA)
Wow, this is a pretty badly written review, sorry.
Somebody who proclaims "after over 25 years of gaming, his love of Nintendo is no longer just a phase." should at least show SOME sign of recognizing that this is just an entry in a series of games. Yet you are giving us no context whatsoever. From your review I can't tell whether it's any different from the prequels or whether you simply didn't like the flow and style. Don't you have anybody on your team who could compare this to the prequels?
Re: Review: Perpetual Blast (Wii U eShop)
@ reviewer: "Perpetual Blast is an endless shooter. [...] The idea of Perpetual Blast is simple: find and destroy 100 boxes as fast as you can."
This makes zero sense. How is it an endless shooter when there is a clear goal you are supposed to reach within as little time as possible?
Re: Video: Here's What Rare's Final GameCube Title Should Have Looked Like
@KirbyKirbyKirby Could have. Not Could of.
Re: Review: G.G Series SCORE ATTACKER (DSiWare)
@MitchVogel "Gameplay is typical of the bullet hell arcade shooter genre, borrowing heavily from titles such as Galaga or Xevious."
Those are NOT bullet hell shooters. Bullet hell shooters or danmakus are a very special subset of shoot 'em ups. Please get your facts straight. I remember this site already having called just about any shmup a bullet hell shooter on numerous occasions and it's sad. How about calling Project Cars a kart racer? Or Yoshi's Wooly World a 3D platformer?
Now I have no idea how this game actually plays, so for all I know it might be a bullet hell shooter. I can't argue with that. But calling Galaga and Xevious danmakus? Sorry, that's just plain wrong. Danmakus hadn't existed until the mid 90s when games like Batsugun or Donpachi made first babysteps into danmaku territory. By your definition every single shmup would be a danmaku and I could hardly imagine a shmup with less bullets than Galaga.
On another note: When reviewing a shmup, referencing Galaga and Xevious is a bad move anyways. Those two are already vastly different from another and naming just those two granddaddies makes it seem like you simply have no clue of the whole genre, merely bringing up two games you might have played years back.
Re: M2's Porting of Gunstar Heroes To 3DS Was Almost In Vain
@XCWarrior How exactly? Because M2 was working on a game without SEGA knowing? Yeah, truly a sign of incompetence...