While many gamers fall into a certain age demographic, there are plenty of players younger and older than the average age. For games aimed at the young, the tradition has been to either create an educational experience or something dumbed-down and almost insulting to kids' intelligence.
If you've got a young one who is asking to take a turn with the controller, is Skunk Software's Games for Toddlers worth adding to your Wii U? As it turns out, this title holds four different games, so let's give each a mini-review.
First is A-Mazing, a game where you guide a boy through a top-down maze. Inexplicably, apples line the maze and make a sound like shaking dice in a cup every single time you touch one. The boy also grunts every time you tap the screen, which is irritating.
You're able to choose from three different sizes of maze — small ones fit on the GamePad's screen without scrolling, while the larger ones might take 30 or more seconds to traverse. What's strange about the stages, especially the smaller ones, is that they're more like running through a corridor than they are navigating a maze.
Of course, in a game aimed at children you don't expect brain-busting puzzles. However, the design feels peculiar — in some of the mazes half of the paths can't even be accessed, as they're on the other side of the goal. Even children won't have any problem simply following the only path available.
Aside from the mazes themselves, this game is nothing special overall. The music is a calming guitar track, which is probably the best feature of it. The art, however, looks like an early PlayStation game, with hideous textures on the boy and tiled grass on the ground.
The controls are all via the touch screen, and they're a bit weird. You tap a specific spot for the boy to run to, but it's easy to get stuck on corners and have to tap wildly to get him moving again. Overall, A-Mazing is pretty lacklustre; the mazes start to cycle after a few wins and following a straight path gets boring fast.
Next up is Icy Block Stacker, a barebones block-stacking game with an arctic skin. You simply tap the screen to drop a penguin block, wait a moment to ensure it won't tip over into the water, and repeat the process until your tower takes a tumble.
There's not much else to the gameplay for this one, other than mentioning that the physics are rather wonky. It can feel as if the stack is about to topple over even after dropping just two or three blocks in a straight line. Additionally, we ran into an instance where the game let us drop the next penguin block even though the tower was in the middle of falling.
This is a weak game. When you fail, the big restart button has an obvious shade around it that wasn't cut out properly in an image editor, and the music sounds like a child banging on piano keys at random. Kids won't want to stay on this one for more than a few minutes.
Third on the list is Happy Cat, a generic helicopter game where you control a smiling cat with wings. The cat falls steadily unless you press the touch screen to make it ascend. There's no variety to speak of in the obstacles; you'll be dodging trees from the instant you start to the moment you crash.
What's irritating about this one is the screen setup. The screen is divided roughly into thirds, with the left third showing your score and the right being darkened so it's hard to see what's ahead. Thus, you only have about 30-40% of the screen in the middle to work with, which doesn't give you much time to react to new trees in your path.
Of course, considering how bland this game is, this shouldn't bother you much. There's nothing here to hold a toddler's interest for more than a few tries, though the music playing while you pilot your cat isn't too bad.
This all-star collection is capped off with Egg Hunt, a game that tasks you with helping a rabbit collect eggs on a single screen. At the start, the game gives you 60 seconds to grab a single egg and bring it back to what we can only guess is a basket in the center of the screen. After that, you repeat the process with two eggs, then three, and so on. It's about as riveting as it sounds.
What makes this game worse is that you're controlling the slowest rabbit in existence — a snail should have been cast in this game's starring role. Stupidly, you can't pick up more than one egg at a time, so any small bit of strategy that would come from prioritizing the order in which you pick up eggs goes out the window in favour of a tedious fetch quest.
You'll see everything there is to offer in this mini-game in about three minutes (seeing a theme here?), including the annoying issue of eggs appearing under the level timer and being hard to see. The other frustrating facet is the controls — they're touch screen again, but pretty finicky. You have to be in just the right spot to grab the egg or drop it in in the basket, so there's a good bit of extra tapping.
So, that's the sum of Games for Toddlers' parts. A common theme of lousy graphics, sloppy controls, boring and repetitive gameplay, and a total runtime of about ten minutes pervades the title. The only other items of note are the logo on the title screen looking like it was whipped up using WordArt, and the fact that you tap the Skunk Software logo to jump back to the title screen in between games, which is not at all intuitive for the target audience.
We don't want to be unnecessarily harsh on a game intended for young children, but making a kids' game doesn't give the developer an excuse to employ lazy game design, which is exactly what Games for Toddlers boils down to. Each of the four games contains less content than the average online Flash game, and there's nothing interesting to keep kids playing.
You won't find any cool animated cutscenes or funny character interactions here (selling points kids would love), and the games aren't educational at all, either. Skunk Software hasn't made anything worth a passing glance here.
Conclusion
While the four mini-games in Games for Toddlers are barebones, they are functional, and for $4 you could technically do worse. However, these uninspired, sloppy, boring games won't entertain young children any more than they would an adult. Your kids deserve better than this — there are plenty of kid-friendly games on the eShop that would be far better choices when the time comes for your child to pick up a controller. Save yourself ten minutes of boredom and pass on this one.
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Gosh...
I'm loving that Comic Sans.
I can just imagine you guys going "..........Well, crap." every time you have to review one of these pieces of shovelware.
Appropriate image of a crying toddler. Another stinker from Skunk Software.
These kiddie games are great. He's aiming the right audience but sadly parent get this stuff free on their tablet. Phone. Laptops
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Sometimes I wonder why such games are made for a console with a relatively small install base. You'd think those with larger install bases would likely have more people who'd buy / get suckered.
Is that seriously the title screen / splash card?
Is this Miyamoto's new project after Star Fox Zero?
If you're young and haven't played many other games, you might think it's good!
@Mahe lol
Skunk and RCMADIAX should join forces.
@Pahvi This Trackmania?
https://www.nintendolife.com/games/wii/trackmania
The banner is the cover image, not our fault it isn't accurate!
"By toddlers, for toddlers"
Never change, guys.
Corpse Party sounds more like a game my 2 year old will appreciate.
This makes me wish I had the money to become an indie. I mean, I couldn't do THAT bad I guess.
What a shame . I'd love to get a suitable game for my 2yr old. She's dying to play, but when I let her hold the controller she mainly just dies. Pokken tournament in practice mode is good though.
How did this even get a 3/10? This looks like straight up 1 material.
The e-shop is worse than the playstore
@MajorasMax You mean the Google Playstore? Or any mobile App Store? Either way, I'd say that's worse than the eshop. These are functional but terrible, while the Google Store is filled with bootleg insanity. What would you rather play, this or http://67.media.tumblr.com/80b105f11cbb10e338899159b77e6bb2/tumblr_obxeszZVzJ1vcn8kxo1_540.png
Does anyone know if there will be a 3DS release with cross buy (and hopefully save transfers)? Will purchase of "Games for Toddlers" transfer over to the NX? Does this run in 1080p and is a 4K update possible?
@Barbiegurl777 Dodged a bullet i'd say
Burn it with fire.
@Smoo They will become: RC SKUNK. That's a logo just waiting to happen.
Guess even the Wii U eshop isn't exempt from Steam Greenlight-ish shovelware. Thank god they got us covered for Wii U games! Not like Nintendo isn't doing anything with it.
@Muddy_4_Ever I want to know the same thing. Please
You know, it's not exactly good advertising for a toddler's game by showing a little kid crying. Lol
..oh no..someone made a poopy..
gameWhile you could argue that a toddler wouldn't be able to comprehend anything more complex, the problem is that toddlers aren't quite old enough to be able to comprehend how to play video games in the first place. It'd be cheaper and just as entertaining to just grab some of the physical toys out there that are designed for toddlers.
Any suggestions for a good Wii U eshop download for toddlers. My little one loves SPLATOON and Mario Kart / Maker, but she needs something more educatuonal.
I really hope Skunk Software is just a group of guys making these games as a form of satire for the kind of junk that gets released on the eShop. I still can't get over the fact they're called Skunk Software... Everything they've done seems like some joke game I would make... Like, one joke game I've made is called The Epic Elevator Adventure by Epic Entertainment. And honestly it's probably better than some of Skunk's stuff.
i find it funny that nintendolife actually spend their time reviewing games like this but why just why...
Slow clapping Once again, Skunk Software has proved that they live up to their name.
@chiptoon @WhiteTrashGuy — My two-year-old loves Super Mario Maker. He gets to draw and every time you place something, it makes a funny noise.
SesameStreet.org has a ton of free Flash-level games that he’s into too. I don't know they're playable on mobile, but he has fun with them on my PC. If you remember the educational CD-ROM games from the mid-90s, like "Lion King Animated Storybook" or "Yoda's Stories", you get the idea. Not great quality, but engaging and free.
We haven't found anything with buttons for him, but he is getting consistent with catching Pokémon in Go, and I'm thinking about introducing him to Fruit Ninja and other games that don't require precision.
I'll admit I was reading some of the comments and it took me a minute to realise they were using sarcasm. Well played, lol
This game just looks terrible though, I can't believe they let stuff like this in the eshop. >.<
@AlexSora89 I'm so glad you appreciated that!
@vincentgoodwin Makes me think of the good old days where we'd run around Hyrule field in Ocarina of Time just messing around, not paying attention to the story. There's lots of fun to be had in all kinds of games for kids.
Geez the artstyle for this looks horrible. I remember playing a few edutainment games as a kid (I even had the socrates game system) but they didn't look this shoddy.
For some actually good games for toddlers, see sago mini games on iOS, don't know if they're on Android. The fish game is a household favourite. Pity there's nothing like it for 3ds.
You're better off buying some toddler appropriate game on STEAM or just some tablet game. They don't care.
So, is the Wii U is just a console for shovelware now or...
"by toddlers, for toddlers"
Well then you should be more lenient with your score, it takes a pretty smart toddler to make a Wii U game and get it through Nintendo.
How DARE you defile such a resplendent compilation of modern art! The nerve!
@vincentgoodwin hey, thanks. I must check out Sesame Street, had not thought of that
At least these kind of games give me hope that even I could someday release games on a Nintendo platform.
@stegsaurus
I can regognise sheer comedic genius when I stumble upon it.
@Smoo
AND Ninja Pig Studios! They would create "Project X Zone: Crisis Of The Jumpy Slot Machines For Toddlers", the most unexpected crossover game ever.
You guys are being much, much, MUCH MUCH too lenient with all of this execrable, abominably meritless trash on the eShop. I'm stunned that you would give something like this a 3/10. That's at least 2 points signifying some kind of redeeming qualities to warrant a purchase. No-one should be subjected to this trash let alone pay money for the privilege.
The most obscene thing about this game is the fact that an infant would be unlikely to make sense of this vomit fume being passed off as entertainment. Toddlers generally lack the reflexes and comprehension skills to utilise buttons (and correlate the pushing of the buttons with the movement of the on-screen character) until they reach the age of four. There are exceptions, sure, but this is merely my observation.
This wave of "10 minute" games that look like they've been lazily and haphazardly thrown together in the course of an afternoon do not deserve the amount of attention that they're getting here (they also have Miiverse as a platform). I understand that you guys do not want to minimise the impact of the 1/10 score, but crap is crap, and giving 2/10s and 3/10s to garbage of this calibre is doing an injustice to other games that have been given 3/10s, but have at least having some merit as a piece of software. For example, Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage 2 was also given a 3/10. Now, flawed as it may be, it at least has some semblance of a game, and is not completely devoid of merit (as I'm certain that there are people out there that have enjoyed the game), and it is likely to be of at least some degree of enjoyment to its target audience. It also provides content relative to the asking price, while I fail to see how the asking price for Games For Toddlers can be at all justified. There are free flash games with more depth and value than this.
Learning With The PooYoos is a perfectly capable series of toddler-friendly games that is within the same price range, which makes junk like Games For Toddlers all the more disgusting in practice. The developer has demonstrated little to no consideration for the target audience in developing this title. "Games For Gullible Parents" would have been more apt.
It's garbage like this that tells mainstream gamers to call ALL Wii U games "Games for Toddlers".
Must have. Got the special edition from Gamestop. The guy suckered me into the season pass and the strat guide.
@sillygostly I appreciate what you have to say here. Scoring poor games is tough for me, because I don't want to automatically make every bad game a 1/10. I try to take price I to consideration as well. For $4 this game isn't utterly broken, but it's not worth paying for in the case of most users anyway. However, there are worse games that deserve the 1/10, like 153 Hand Video poker. All you do the is click a button and watch nothing happen.
Is this developer making any money? Any sales? Maybe this is all a massive trolling by a real company using the skunk software name.
Let's make the worst crap possible and see if people will buy it. Bets on sales ensue.
@SetupDisk : Companies don't make games like this (unless they're extraordinarily inept). Junk like this is usually made by solo developers, likely in the comfort of their homes (who operate under a business name, if not their own name).
So little effort is put into software such as this that whether these games make any sales or not is irrelevant. They'd be happy with whatever little money that they make as the games would have cost next to nothing to make, and because of their virtually perpetual presence in the eShop from hereon in, they could, theoretically, continue making sales for years to come… all for an afternoon's work. RCMADIAX regularly spits out crap on the eShop (he just repackages game templates and sells them at inflated prices). I don't think a week goes by anymore without an RCMADIAX release. And on a slow week, he'll just repackage two of his previous releases as a new game and give himself another week of New Release presence in the eShop. It's a deplorable practice.
No, actually, my kid doesn't deserve better.
Hahah, just kidding, I don't even have a kid. But if I did, he'd play this and eat his vegetables!!!
Nah, seriously, all kids need to play the classics and stay away from so much of the poor quality games flooding in now that there's multiple platforms for the worst of the worst to get promoted in the digital storefront.
@Tempestryke Which is exactly why NL chose the pic. You didn't honestly think that was an official pic used bythe developers?
Wait, this games logo is in Comic Sans??? Then you immediately know there's no hope. 😂
But seriously, I honestly feel like this is intentionally bad.
@KeeperBvK
Clearly you've never heard of a joke.
@SH007ME It's really insulting to call that abomination a game.
@wjs700
The crap the dev puts out combined with the name makes me think this be a fantastic troll.
@wjs700 ..lol, yes, my apologies..it's now been corrected.. Haven't you heard?..
@chiptoon Try Just Dance Kids. She literally can't die in that game. She probably won't get good scores either, but none of us were born with our current gaming skills.
@Spooj .....I think you're right D:
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