It's a hard pass, and I'm all for physical. The problem is it's a limited run, and I'd wait for reviews on a game I know nothing about, but by the time reviews would come out for it it would be sold out. So, I reject it so it can't break my hear*RUNS SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY INTO THE BATHROOM*
Mine is out for delivery as we speak! Oddly enough, I might enjoy playing this more than SMT V, since I'm totally down with the chill vibes I'm getting from this so far. I've got enough stress IRL.
What's funny is if this were flipped Nintendo would be branded 'teh kiddie'. Sony is teh kiddie. Sony is watching out for teh children. Whoa, that feels weird to say.
@fluggy I would disagree regarding Goldeneye. It's always been funny looking, but the scenarios built into it, the multiplayer, plus the meta-game of trying to beat the best times of the developers to unlock cheats, give this game a shelf-life that's almost unmatched. There are still people out there speed-running this game. You always had to suspend disbelief to enjoy this game, and now it's no different.
So...wait....you have Alien: Isolation pictured on the tease, but it's not here? You also neglected to put Alien: Isolation in the games with the Switch's best graphics, even though it looks DEMONSTRABLY better than the PS4 and Xbox One versions. Did Alien: Isolation pee in your Cheerios or something?
EDIT- MY BAD! I failed to see this article had two pages.
Well, any young, fit 20-something female is going to sound sensual even if she was reading the ingredients to Rice Krispies. So just stick with the moans, grunts, and shocked sounds. Better.[/Dr._Evil]
@Gwynbleidd Dude, we're talking about the premier of the games that made R*, well, rockstars. And they're putting these games out in the window between the Switch OLED and Christmas. Not to mention the fact they're launching day and date with everyone else. The Switch might be the platform this sells MOST on.
I am not optimistic R* is going to shell out money for 32 GB cards, and I'm even less optimistic Nintendo would want to forge a deal with these guys to get these games all on one card. But I would LOVE to be wrong about all this!
Let's face it; Nintendo's online offering isn't nearly as robust as Microsoft's or Sony's, so it should not clock in at comparable prices. I voted it should be free, but it would be criminal if it was more than 10 bones per year.
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Re: GTA Trilogy Dev Responds To Fan Frustrations, Says Updates Are Already In The Works
Well, at least he got one thing right; Han DID shoot first, and never forget it!
Re: Review: STAR WARS: Knights Of The Old Republic - Still Strong With The Force Despite Dated Design
Today was a good day. First time KOTOR and the GTA trilogy have ever been available on Nintendo systems. Well, yesterday officially.
Re: Super Rare Reveals Its First Ever Physical-Only Switch Game, Heaven's Machine
It's a hard pass, and I'm all for physical. The problem is it's a limited run, and I'd wait for reviews on a game I know nothing about, but by the time reviews would come out for it it would be sold out. So, I reject it so it can't break my hear*RUNS SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY INTO THE BATHROOM*
Re: Watch: This Is What Grand Theft Auto Definitive Trilogy Looks Like On Switch
Looks like brushed up PS2 graphics and gameplay. Just what the doctor ordered.
Re: Japanese Charts: Mario Party Superstars Fends Off Call Of Duty And Fortnite To Stay Top
I'm surprised at how little SWOLEDS are able to be produced. Chip shortage is real!
Re: 'Amazing Princess Sarah' Mixes Castlevania And Super Mario 2, And It's Out This Week
Now there's a Princess I can get behind!
Re: Review: Blue Reflection: Second Light - A Stunning-Looking Anime Adventure
Mine is out for delivery as we speak! Oddly enough, I might enjoy playing this more than SMT V, since I'm totally down with the chill vibes I'm getting from this so far. I've got enough stress IRL.
Re: Zelda: BotW, Super Mario 64 And Pokémon GO Shortlisted For The Golden Joystick 'Ultimate Game Of All Time' Award
Those are some nice selections.
Re: Random: Metroid Dread's Zero Suit Samus Model Is Rather Detailed Up Close
But does it bounce?
Re: Sony's Censors Strike As Switch Gets '20 Ladies' While PS4 Gets '20 Bunnies'
What's funny is if this were flipped Nintendo would be branded 'teh kiddie'. Sony is teh kiddie. Sony is watching out for teh children. Whoa, that feels weird to say.
Re: Nintendo Switch Now Has Over 6700 Third-Party Games
Yet...no Call of Duty or Madden. lesigh
Re: Bloodstained Is Getting A Special Character Collab In The Next Update
Bayonetta! That HAS to be it!
Re: Rare's N64 Classic GoldenEye 007 Is No Longer "Banned" In Germany
@fluggy
I would disagree regarding Goldeneye. It's always been funny looking, but the scenarios built into it, the multiplayer, plus the meta-game of trying to beat the best times of the developers to unlock cheats, give this game a shelf-life that's almost unmatched. There are still people out there speed-running this game. You always had to suspend disbelief to enjoy this game, and now it's no different.
Re: Best Nintendo Switch Horror Games
So...wait....you have Alien: Isolation pictured on the tease, but it's not here? You also neglected to put Alien: Isolation in the games with the Switch's best graphics, even though it looks DEMONSTRABLY better than the PS4 and Xbox One versions. Did Alien: Isolation pee in your Cheerios or something?
EDIT- MY BAD! I failed to see this article had two pages.
Re: Lo-Fi Horror 'Mundaun' Is Getting Physical Edition
I'll try for one, but Super Rare tends to sell out too quickly for me, lately.
Re: Random: Nintendo Rejected Samus Voice Acting In Metroid Prime For Being "Too Sexual And Sensual"
Well, any young, fit 20-something female is going to sound sensual even if she was reading the ingredients to Rice Krispies. So just stick with the moans, grunts, and shocked sounds. Better.[/Dr._Evil]
Re: Review: Dungeon Encounters - Square Enix Strips Away RPG Finery To Expose The Meaty Bones Beneath
@Fighter_Hayabusa
Good to know, thanks. But I pre-purchased that Yoko Taro card RPG. That's my experimental RPG of the day.
Re: "I Don't Think The Switch Needs A More Powerful Version" Says 'World War Z' Lead Designer
I would be curious to see what could be wrung out of the system if it stuck around a few more years.
Re: Review: Dungeon Encounters - Square Enix Strips Away RPG Finery To Expose The Meaty Bones Beneath
The ATB system might be my least favorite aspect of the Final Fantasy series, and that's all this game is. Hard pass.
Re: Review: Dying Light Platinum Edition - A Solid Switch Port That'll Please Portable Players
Good, not great, for a PS4/Xbox One port is FANTASTIC to the Switch!
Re: Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy Gets Confirmed Release Date, First Trailer And Screenshots
@Gwynbleidd
I guess that wasn't clear. This is the PERFECT time for R* to launch this set of games.
Re: Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy Gets Confirmed Release Date, First Trailer And Screenshots
@Gwynbleidd
Dude, we're talking about the premier of the games that made R*, well, rockstars. And they're putting these games out in the window between the Switch OLED and Christmas. Not to mention the fact they're launching day and date with everyone else. The Switch might be the platform this sells MOST on.
Re: Oh No, Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp Has Been Delayed On Switch
Too technically demanding, in all likelihood.
Re: Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy Gets A Meaty File Size, By Switch Standards
I am not optimistic R* is going to shell out money for 32 GB cards, and I'm even less optimistic Nintendo would want to forge a deal with these guys to get these games all on one card. But I would LOVE to be wrong about all this!
Re: Action-RPG Crystar, Once A PS4 Console-Exclusive, Is Coming To Switch
That's not only perfect for Switch, it ACTUALLY looks like it was the target platform! All over it if they get physical in the west.
Re: We Take A Peek At Danganronpa S: Ultimate Summer Camp's Hype Cards And Story
Day 1. Had this on Vita. I'll be able to retire all other handhelds if they just bring the Zero Escape games over.
Re: Random: Uh-Oh, Nintendo's Switch Online 'Expansion Pack - Overview Trailer' Is Generating A Lot Of Dislikes
Good. I'm sticking with my 34.99 family plan until they show better online services.
Re: Wish Kingdom Hearts Was Native On Switch? A True Port Is Still "Undecided"
LOL. I still can't believe they're pulling this sh...tuff.
Re: Review: The Good Life - Cats, Dogs, And The Best Version Of Britain We've Seen Since Galar
Swery is an automatic purchase, just like Suda 51. Now THAT would be a collaboration. GIVE THEM ETERNAL DARKNESS, NINTENDOOOOO!!!!
Re: Battle Royale FMV 'Bloodshore' Gets New Cinematic Trailer And Switch Release Date
These things kind of amuse me, and this one looks pretty good.
Re: Metroid Dread Sparks Improved Sales For Past Games In The Series
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Re: VirtuaVerse, An "Old School Cyberpunk Point & Click", Arrives On Switch Soon
I guess I'm a sucker for these, and if that was the soundtrack, count me in.
Re: PSA: Don't Worry, You Can Order The Switch OLED Dock's Rear Cover
Truth be told, I've been enjoying handheld/tabletop modes on this thing so much I haven't even set up my dock yet lol.
Re: Quake On Switch Now Supports Mouse And Keyboard Controls
@JustMonika
I did the same thing. Two digital copies (so my 9 year old and I can play) plus physical.
Re: Quake On Switch Now Supports Mouse And Keyboard Controls
Devs, THIS is how you resurrect a classic game. This top to bottom first class. Take notes.
Re: PSA: Sensitive To PWM Flicker? You'll Want To Keep The Switch OLED's Screen Nice And Bright
So...Samus could use this to distract EMMI, since it's using a 240 fps eyeball?
Re: Poll: What's A Fair Price For The Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack?
Let's face it; Nintendo's online offering isn't nearly as robust as Microsoft's or Sony's, so it should not clock in at comparable prices. I voted it should be free, but it would be criminal if it was more than 10 bones per year.
Re: Review: Disco Elysium: The Final Cut - Still An Absolute Triumph On Switch
How do you create a unique game? Unique up on it, of course!
Re: XSEED Is Bringing An Updated Version Of Corpse Party To Switch Later This Month
I'll probably bite. I've got a collector's edition for the 3DS unopened. I'll sell it after it's no longer available on the 3DS digitally.
Re: Random: Nintendo America's President Doug Bowser Celebrates The Return Of Samus
Sorry Bowser, but your OLED is in another castle.
Re: Teardown Suggests The Switch OLED Dock Is 4K 60fps-Ready And 'Future Proof'
Well, since they've scrapped all 4K plans entirely and forever COUGH they just needed to get rid of this stock they had laying around.
Re: Rockstar Officially Announces Grand Theft Auto Trilogy For Switch
I hope SOMEBODY puts these on a cart. I'd buy all three physically if I had to.
Re: Mon Amour, A ' Flappy Kissing Game' From Onion Games, Swoops Onto Switch Soon
This actually looks like somebody took a microgame from Wario and made a full game out of it. Now WHERE'S my Ashley game?!
Re: Video: Digital Foundry Gives Its Assessment Of The Switch OLED Model
Only get it if you want the best handheld experience. Got it. Getting it!
Re: Nintendo Share Value Continues Downward Trend As Major Investor Reportedly 'Dumps' Stock
IS_NINTENDO_DOOMED GIF
Re: Hardware Review: Nintendo Switch OLED - The Screen's The Star
Primarily handheld here, so this is a no-brainer for me.
Re: Three Kingdom Hearts Games Are Coming To Switch, But They're All Cloud Versions
They've finally found a way to say software sales are tanking on the Switch. I'll buy all of these when the devil hits me with a snow-pig with wings.
Re: Video: 18 Exciting New Games Coming To Nintendo Switch In October
I am personally getting about 5 games this month. Smurfs won't be one of them.
Re: Feature: So, Who Will Be The Final Fighter In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?
It's going to be The Man himself. The announcement will be: CREATOR SAKS UP!
Re: Get Ready For A Sus Halloween: There's An Official Among Us Costume
I bet when you walk around in it it goes 'sususususususus'.