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Re: Square Enix Revives Super Mario RPG Soundtrack With Three New Music Products

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I played this for the first time very recently and it made me want to swear off bloated RPGs for life.

Such a slick, compact, beautiful template for a game. So ahead of its time and full of warmth, heart and DOPE JAMZ.

You can breeze through it in the time it takes Brothership to let go of your hand. I wish Nintendo would look to it’s pace more often to build more short form masterpieces like it.

Re: Mini Review: Taito Milestones 3 (Switch) - Third Time's A Charm

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Seems like all Taito had to do to win back jaded hearts is put progressively better games on the compilations. It’s still a meager collection of roms massively overpriced compared to previous console generations, without any of the attention to detail capcom, M2 and the like put into theirs.

One mark shy of perfection is pushing it a bit, especially when the reviewer mentions better examples of a genre in some cases.

Re: Nintendo Believes In "Giving Proper Credit" After Backlash Over Donkey Kong Country Returns HD

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The acknowledgment in the credits is abrupt and corporate sounding. It’s a shame.

Let’s all pause for a moment before we lose our minds and think of just how many millions of people in countless fields of work don’t get to see their name swish along a screen for their hard work. Starting with the actual hardware designers, do we see their names each time we power down our Switch? It’s thanks to them we’re playing anything at all.

Re: Poll: What Do You Think Of Donkey Kong's Redesign In Mario Kart 9?

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I think it points to a new Donkey Kong in that style in the not too distant future. As does the weird timing of the DKC returns port.

I also think it seems a welcome shift towards classic Kong and that it’s too early to claim it as hideous based on brief glimpses with 1st gen webcam fidelity. Let’s all just chill till we’ve seen the big chimp front row and center, yeah?

Re: Atlus Lead Explains Why Persona Protagonists Are High School Males

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I mean, there’s truth in it but it doesn’t carry any weight as an excuse to NOT have a female lead. For starters maturity is so widely varied from person to person.

Maybe they feel that having a male high schooler lead just presents more material for the social development side of the game.

The social aspect in an all salaryman cast has too much chance of being depressing! Blue collar workers or a cast of drag queens would be far more colorful socially!

Re: SNK Announces ACA NEOGEO Selection Vol. 3 And Vol. 4 For Switch

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Capcom are giving their fighting library the absolute royal treatment and it’s a shame SNK aren’t capitalizing and doing the same.

There’s so many franchises or at least genres that deserve Capcom’s level of love and beyond. Not to mention SNK’s untouched character/box art

It’s a real shame to see these no frills releases with genres or franchises calculatedly spread across volumes so fans of a specific series feel more compelled to buy them all.

Re: Review: Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake (Switch) - Square Doesn't Drop The Ball, Just Some Frames

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@phartsy

Hand on heart here, Phartsy…my comment was snarky and unnecessary, you’re right.

It’s fair to criticize reviews too, but it’s also easy enough to find info on the story and the reviewer here didn’t feel the need to go into it and that’s their choice.

You’re maybe after a thorough rundown of mechanics and the like in a review. I just like to hear a summary with a more personal take (dunkey being the most popular I can think of).

Not trying to win anything here, sorry I made you bring out the ALL CAPS

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Mario & Luigi: Brothership?

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So far, I think this game is a bit rubbish.

I couldn’t give a solitary fart about performance. It runs fine…but there’s a limit where guiding the player scrubs out the fun of exploration, puzzle solving and progress in general.

I just had a little puzzle moment where I hit falling seeds with a hammer to make a flower bloom. There was an NPC right before it to tell me exactly what I needed to do. It would have been so much more entertaining to not have any dialogue, press L for Luigi to get in place and figure it out myself.

It’s really old-fashioned, insecure game design.
If they did away with moments like that, the PS2 pace cut-scenes when a gate unlocks, and yes, even the map (big objectives are always north), it’d be a much better game.

The current sailing is crap too…

Combat is so fun though.

Re: Xenoblade Chronicles X Fans Are Once Again Discussing The Game's 'Censorship'

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@Samalik

Over exaggerate much?

I know well enough that there are themes of equality in the game… but as soon as you include what’s being ‘debated’ here, it contradicts or detracts from the messages of the game and that’s not even opinion, it’s FACT.

You call me insulting when you were rude and belligerent about an issue I mentioned way, waaayyyy more serious than this and you also have me painted as some sort of campaigner for sexism, when my only real issue is that this is a NINTENDO published game. I have relatively little idea of the horrors that lie on Steam’s NSFW pages, and have no strong opinion on them either, but let’s not have such superfluous features bleed in to a game affiliated with Mario, yeah?

This IS a waste of time and energy though, that’s a great point.

Re: Xenoblade Chronicles X Fans Are Once Again Discussing The Game's 'Censorship'

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@Samalik
“”Edit: Also, mysteriously omitting the part where I said men and women are treated equally in game.... That's only adding to the suspicions...””

Equally? Ah so there’s a slider to adjust how much heat the male characters are packing?

You’re conveniently leaving out or shunning the points I’ve made too, m8

You’re obviously passionate enough about the series that your mind is completely closed on the topic, but sure I’ll play a 100 hour RPG so I can legitimately continue this thrilling debate. See you next summer!

Re: Xenoblade Chronicles X Fans Are Once Again Discussing The Game's 'Censorship'

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@JohnnyMind what IS your point exactly? Where will ‘censorship’ on these points (haha) bring us?

Because it’s not even censorship at all. It’s a badly needed, conscious decision to remove things that are embarrassingly out of step with reality and the modern world. My wife works at a company where guys can wear any suit they please, while the women wear a stuffy, set in stone uniform. THAT censoring sucks, not a tiny, insignificant omission from a video game.

Re: Bloodstained: Ritual Of The Night Update 1.6 Arriving On Switch Next Week

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This game plays so much worse than a lot of the Castlevania knockoffs with zero pedigree. Even when I tried it on Steam Deck.

A big bloated mess with all those ugly features like backer cameos and stretch goal gimmicks that shaped early Kickstarter games.

Couldn’t bear it. By comparison I played the GBA collection recently and my first play through of Aria of Sorrow was a 10/10. Magic.

Re: Metroid 64 Fan Game Blends Prime Mechanics With Other M

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@Thirteen1355
Metroid Prime 4 will likely release at a similar time, maybe sooner?

Nowt wrong with a little ROM hack but I guess to just grab a franchise’s identity along with its mechanics, art and music and build your own game seems a bit…less groovy?

Re: Random: The Latest 'Switch 2' Rumour? Scroll Wheel Shoulder Buttons

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@YunoboCo

This article is just as, if not more valid than the “preorders open for ‘stunning’ Charizard statue” type articles that pop up here.

I think a scroll wheel would be cracking for the equip menus in BOTW/TOTK/any inventory heavy game, and I trust Nintendo and other devs would use them quirkily and creatively too.