Good grief, the callous entitlement I see sometimes is something to behold. While being a far, far, far cry from either the Wii U days, the N64 days or even the freaking Wii days, the Switch is still routinely skipped over whenever any third party IP announces a new iteration. "Simply buy an Xbox or a PS5", we're told.
@CharlieGirl Your argument is on point, but as the climate created by cancel culture escalates I think we should start separating personal problems and artistic value every now and then. Pick the late Italian comedian Paolo Villaggio. The cruel pranks he pulled off while not shooting were... less than candid, to put it bluntly. White Collar Blues still remains one of the greatest strokes of darkly comedic genius my country had to offer.
My guess is Charles Martinet was involved at Nintendo's request, to supervise the voice acting for his characters. That's when the decision to give him a cameo came about.
If he tutored Pratt and Day, we're in for a win-win. Especially Charlie Day, who is just a perfect fit for Luigi.
Nintendo, give us a great character to round off the Smash roster and a Kingdom Hearts port. I'll gladly throw not only money at the screen, but also a sample of my own blood.
The only reason I'd want Waluigi in the next Smash game is just to never see the dreadful "racket-club-pan" rotation in Peach's side Smash attack again. Just let one character be devoted to the sport games so that Peach can properly reference Super Mario RPG all the time.
My girlfriend got a premature cataract on her right (our left) eye when she was in the womb. Looking for something is, for her, much more of a "needle in a haystack" thing than for most of us. I can see that as her eyes start sorta-darting left and right when trying to look for something at a store; it's how I can tell she's trying to focus. Also, as I'm sure @BloodNinja can attest at this point, she compares a staircase's steps to a slide when having to walk down. That's why I'm there to say "step, step, step, step" as she has to walk down a staircase that's new to her. No depth perception is one hella harsh condition to deal with.
I applied for a review code at the minor site I write for. Key word, minor site. Today we got mail from Nintendo of Italy... it was a press release detailing who Wario is. Not complaining given I might end up reviewing the game anyway, just... says a lot about the gap in game journalism.
Here's hoping we'll be playing as the last fighter by the times the Wii event rolls around. The GCN holds a special place in my heart, as my first Nintendo home console.
Because of course it had to be him. Look, I recognize his great game design choices from the NES all the way towards the N64, but I think that, between the "no story" diktat seen in Galaxy 2, the whole "flipping tables" attitude and Metroid Prime's "genius" split between different visors, the time to take a step back is due. Koizumi has already proved to be the most worthy successor he could ever hope for.
Please don't be move names. Please, please, please. I've had more than enough with this "mid-gen" nonsense that keeps games in the same generation apart.
As far as my non-native knowledge of English goes, "remarkably" has to be the most British adverb ever heard. I mean, usages in American English are fewer and farther between as far as I heard.
Well, I mean, as awesome as it is (and it is, make no mistake), Retro City Rampage can satisfy my, well, rampage fix for so long. It's also weird it's taking Rockstar this long. I mean, the Switch sells, and yet their only game on the system so far is L.A. Noire for some reason.
If you've ever been on the fence as a Nintendo purist, the time to change your mind is now. Crash 4 went a bit overboard with the difficulty, but this deal is a no-brainer. You get basically half of what was good about PS1 (Spyro being the other half) for a ridiculously tempting price. Man, having these games on Switch feels good.
"Where it belongs" is a bit harsh, considering the "Do you like it?" message written in coins the demo had. It was meant to be a pitch and it could have changed the gaming industry as we know it forever.
Bought Spyro Reignited Trilogy on Xbox, 100%d it, and then bought and 100%'d it on Switch too. Vowed to never make the same mistake again, proved right with Crash Bandicoot 4. Now all that's left is a Kingdom Hearts HD Remix port and I'll have plenty of stuff to wait ports with.
The way I see it, scalpers are going out of their way to have their own practice outlawed. "If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." - Sun Tzu
My wishes for the last two slots were Crash Bandicoot and Master Chief, given Sora is a no-go. I'm okay with Kazuya as it's not a Byleth/Pyra situation, so any of the three guesses will make me a happy boi.
As long as none of the series gets a redundant fighter in the Pass, this points towards some good news. A Pokémon/Zelda fighter would have truly been overkill.
@mystman12 Under Furukawa's tenure (first mainline Pokémon games devoid of the full fauna, Nintendo Switch Online's "growing appeal" coming in the next "years", the lack of celebrational polish in Super Mario 3D All-Stars, said game and Fire Emblem getting removed from eShop the same day), we're halfway there.
Watch as the Minions get in Smash.
Or, even worse, Universal buys Nintendo, only to do the same it did to Universal Interactive: sell it to Sierra. Which is now no more, meaning it would sell them to Activision.
Yeah, Nintendo to focus more on Call of Duty. Just imagine that.
@Northwind I dunno, there's just something about giving us shinies and/or legendaries instead. Y'know, considering those are, like, pieces of code that are already in the game. Said it before, will say again - Pokémon singlehandedly kept the makers of GameShark afloat, and it shouldn't be hard to see why.
Why, that's just going overboard in the opposite direction. Not ending FP1 with Byleth was the only true mistake on Nintendo's part. Corrin was one thing, as his/her game wasn't out in the west yet. Byleth's only reason to be in Ultimate post-launch is promotion (admit it) and it wouldn't have been an eyesore in the core game. I'd rather have taken, say, King K. Rool or Ridley as the final FP1 character instead if Nintendo was so hellbent on ending the first pack with a first party rep for the sake of hyping up FP2. Way more hype that way. I'm perfectly fine with the Melee, Brawl, Awakening and Fates characters as far as Fire Emblem is concerned. Odd as it may sound, but Byleth was where I drew the line.
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All it takes to be better than OG Double Dash is having the VS Mode available in single player, really.
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@CharlieGirl
Re: Hideki Kamiya Reminds Fans Bayonetta 3 Is A Nintendo Switch Exclusive
Good grief, the callous entitlement I see sometimes is something to behold. While being a far, far, far cry from either the Wii U days, the N64 days or even the freaking Wii days, the Switch is still routinely skipped over whenever any third party IP announces a new iteration. "Simply buy an Xbox or a PS5", we're told.
What goes around...
Re: "Dreams Come True": Chris Pratt Talks About His New Role As Super Mario
@CharlieGirl
Your argument is on point, but as the climate created by cancel culture escalates I think we should start separating personal problems and artistic value every now and then.
Pick the late Italian comedian Paolo Villaggio. The cruel pranks he pulled off while not shooting were... less than candid, to put it bluntly. White Collar Blues still remains one of the greatest strokes of darkly comedic genius my country had to offer.
Re: "Dreams Come True": Chris Pratt Talks About His New Role As Super Mario
My guess is Charles Martinet was involved at Nintendo's request, to supervise the voice acting for his characters. That's when the decision to give him a cameo came about.
If he tutored Pratt and Day, we're in for a win-win. Especially Charlie Day, who is just a perfect fit for Luigi.
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Final DLC Fighter Will Be Revealed October 5th
Here's hoping the identity is worth the extra wait. I'll leave it at that.
Re: Nintendo Direct To Air Tomorrow, 23rd September
Nintendo, give us a great character to round off the Smash roster and a Kingdom Hearts port. I'll gladly throw not only money at the screen, but also a sample of my own blood.
Re: Random: Waluigi "Invites Himself" To Super Smash Bros. In This Emotional Fan-Made Trailer
The only reason I'd want Waluigi in the next Smash game is just to never see the dreadful "racket-club-pan" rotation in Peach's side Smash attack again. Just let one character be devoted to the sport games so that Peach can properly reference Super Mario RPG all the time.
Re: Feature: How Accessible Are Zelda, Pokémon And Animal Crossing For Blind Gamers?
My girlfriend got a premature cataract on her right (our left) eye when she was in the womb. Looking for something is, for her, much more of a "needle in a haystack" thing than for most of us. I can see that as her eyes start sorta-darting left and right when trying to look for something at a store; it's how I can tell she's trying to focus. Also, as I'm sure @BloodNinja can attest at this point, she compares a staircase's steps to a slide when having to walk down. That's why I'm there to say "step, step, step, step" as she has to walk down a staircase that's new to her. No depth perception is one hella harsh condition to deal with.
Re: Charming RPG Eastward Is Out Today On Switch, Here's The Launch Trailer
I've been given a review code for this one. Will be fun to seek my teeth into it as soon as I can start a lengthy session.
Re: Sonic Colors Ultimate Is Getting A Lovely Vinyl Soundtrack Release, And Pre-Orders Are Live
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Re: Super Mario 64 LEGO '?' Block Revealed, Out In October
You've managed to make my jaw drop. Cheapeau.
Re: Review: WarioWare: Get It Together! - More Magnificent Microgame Mayhem
I applied for a review code at the minor site I write for. Key word, minor site.
Today we got mail from Nintendo of Italy... it was a press release detailing who Wario is.
Not complaining given I might end up reviewing the game anyway, just... says a lot about the gap in game journalism.
Re: Nintendo Celebrates 20 Years Of GameCube In New Smash Bros. Event
Here's hoping we'll be playing as the last fighter by the times the Wii event rolls around.
The GCN holds a special place in my heart, as my first Nintendo home console.
Re: Random: Donkey Kong Blows? Of Course, And It's All Down To Shigeru Miyamoto
Because of course it had to be him. Look, I recognize his great game design choices from the NES all the way towards the N64, but I think that, between the "no story" diktat seen in Galaxy 2, the whole "flipping tables" attitude and Metroid Prime's "genius" split between different visors, the time to take a step back is due. Koizumi has already proved to be the most worthy successor he could ever hope for.
Re: New Fighters Revealed In Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl eShop Leak
At this point I can't help but ask about my guilty pleasure: is Timmy Turner in?
Re: Random: Acapella Group Perfectly Recreates Nintendo Console Sound Effects
I had trouble telling the Switch apart, and then I remembered the sound is for the first boot-up only.
Re: New PEGI Gambling Criteria Means Old Pokémon Games Would Now Be Rated 18+
A nifty tombstone on whichever chance the original games had to reappear (in their non-remake form on Switch and future consoles) if I ever saw one.
Re: Nintendo, Creatures And Game Freak Register Trademarks For 'Time Gazer' And 'Space Juggler'
Please don't be move names. Please, please, please. I've had more than enough with this "mid-gen" nonsense that keeps games in the same generation apart.
Re: Mini Review: Doctor Who: The Lonely Assassins - The Best Doctor Who Game Ever Made
As far as my non-native knowledge of English goes, "remarkably" has to be the most British adverb ever heard. I mean, usages in American English are fewer and farther between as far as I heard.
Re: Blizzard Outlines Plans To Rename Popular Overwatch Character
@BloodNinja
Cancel culture is a metaphorical cancer, make no mistake about it. Of course, the group chat is quite the damning evidence in this regard.
Re: Blizzard Outlines Plans To Rename Popular Overwatch Character
@CharlieGirl
PR keeps any industry afloat. For better or for worse.
Re: Blizzard Outlines Plans To Rename Popular Overwatch Character
@NotSoCryptic
"BREAKING NEWS: the real life McCree changes his name. Also Colin McRae changes his name. Also also, the Kree race changes its name."
Re: Blizzard Outlines Plans To Rename Popular Overwatch Character
"Here's Ronald 'Hip' Nolan Cosby, or Hip for short. We like to call him Rohypnol Cosby, though."
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Re: UK Newspaper Comes Under Fire For Hinting That Video Games Are "The Next Global Pandemic"
"Video games are bad for you? They used to say the same about rock and roll."
(Shigeru Miyamoto)
Re: Grand Theft Auto Remastered Trilogy Reportedly Heading To Switch
Well, I mean, as awesome as it is (and it is, make no mistake), Retro City Rampage can satisfy my, well, rampage fix for so long. It's also weird it's taking Rockstar this long. I mean, the Switch sells, and yet their only game on the system so far is L.A. Noire for some reason.
Re: Legendary Composer Jun Senoue Joins Sonic Colors Ultimate OST Remix Line-Up
Hoo boy! Here's hoping we get a new rockin' remix of the best songs in the game! (Which is most of them, honestly.)
Re: Crash Bandicoot Celebrates 25 Years With A Special Anniversary Bundle
If you've ever been on the fence as a Nintendo purist, the time to change your mind is now. Crash 4 went a bit overboard with the difficulty, but this deal is a no-brainer. You get basically half of what was good about PS1 (Spyro being the other half) for a ridiculously tempting price.
Man, having these games on Switch feels good.
Re: Random: John Romero's PC Port Of Super Mario Bros. 3 Turns Up On A Floppy In A Museum
"Where it belongs" is a bit harsh, considering the "Do you like it?" message written in coins the demo had. It was meant to be a pitch and it could have changed the gaming industry as we know it forever.
Re: Soapbox: Can We Just Announce All Platforms At The Same Time Already?
Bought Spyro Reignited Trilogy on Xbox, 100%d it, and then bought and 100%'d it on Switch too. Vowed to never make the same mistake again, proved right with Crash Bandicoot 4.
Now all that's left is a Kingdom Hearts HD Remix port and I'll have plenty of stuff to wait ports with.
Re: Fancy A Switch OLED For £800? Scalpers Are Already Flogging Pre-Orders
The way I see it, scalpers are going out of their way to have their own practice outlawed.
"If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." - Sun Tzu
Re: After Months Of 'Switch Pro' Rumours, Nintendo Officially Unveils The Nintendo Switch OLED Model
All I really want is a joy-con "pro". With the sturdiest analog sticks ever devised by man. Then I'm in.
Re: Nintendo Fears A Popular ROM Website Could Make A Comeback
The definition of "irreparable harm" surely gets stretched a lot these days.
Re: Bowser's Fury Shine Locations - Scamper Shores Island Cat Shine Guide
Greatly appreciated, I just can't shake off the feeling the timing of it all is a little... well, off.
Re: Halo Dev Says It Would Be "Amazing" To See Master Chief In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
My wishes for the last two slots were Crash Bandicoot and Master Chief, given Sora is a no-go. I'm okay with Kazuya as it's not a Byleth/Pyra situation, so any of the three guesses will make me a happy boi.
Re: Smash Bros. Ultimate's Next Tournament Celebrates 2021's Big Gaming Anniversaries
As long as none of the series gets a redundant fighter in the Pass, this points towards some good news. A Pokémon/Zelda fighter would have truly been overkill.
Re: Here's How E3 2021's Online Portal And App Will Work, Including Its Virtual Exhibitor Booths
As long as this means access to the E3 demos, which are pretty much shrouded in myth at this point, I'm in.
Re: Sega Wants To Release Atlus Games Simultaneously Worldwide
"Yakuza: Like a Dragon paid off"
In other news, water is wet.
Re: Poll: Are You Excited About E3 2021?
I just want to know the last two (three?) names of Fighters Pass 2. That's all.
Re: Rumour: Get That Salt Ready, Apple Is Reportedly Working On A Nintendo Switch-Style Hybrid Console
"With Ubisoft being consulted"
Why am I not surprised.
Re: Random: There's A Project Aiming To Make Super Mario 64 Fully Ray Traced
"fully modernized"
"to a degree"
Oh, @ThomasBW84, we missed you so damn much.
Re: Random: Video Game Companies Seem To Be Loving The Removal Of Twitter Crop
Well, time to expand my Donkey Kong screenshots to
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Re: Illumination Founder Chris Meledandri Set To Join Nintendo Board
@mystman12
Under Furukawa's tenure (first mainline Pokémon games devoid of the full fauna, Nintendo Switch Online's "growing appeal" coming in the next "years", the lack of celebrational polish in Super Mario 3D All-Stars, said game and Fire Emblem getting removed from eShop the same day), we're halfway there.
Re: Illumination Founder Chris Meledandri Set To Join Nintendo Board
Watch as the Minions get in Smash.
Or, even worse, Universal buys Nintendo, only to do the same it did to Universal Interactive: sell it to Sierra. Which is now no more, meaning it would sell them to Activision.
Yeah, Nintendo to focus more on Call of Duty. Just imagine that.
Re: Random: Want To Develop For Nintendo Switch? Better Make Sure You're Not A Yakuza, Then
@AlexOlney
Ugh, tired puns like that tend to drag on far longer than they need to.
Re: Sega Will Start Selling NFTs Based On Its IPs This Summer
Re: Review: New Pokémon Snap - The Best-Looking Pokémon Game Yet, And A Joyous Revival
Meanwhile, the Game Freak graphics department:
"Write that down, write that down!"
Re: A New Limited-Time Pokémon Sword And Shield Item Distribution Event Has Begun
@Northwind
I dunno, there's just something about giving us shinies and/or legendaries instead. Y'know, considering those are, like, pieces of code that are already in the game.
Said it before, will say again - Pokémon singlehandedly kept the makers of GameShark afloat, and it shouldn't be hard to see why.
Re: Random: Someone's Made A Smash Ultimate Mod That Removes Everything Fire Emblem-Related
Why, that's just going overboard in the opposite direction. Not ending FP1 with Byleth was the only true mistake on Nintendo's part.
Corrin was one thing, as his/her game wasn't out in the west yet. Byleth's only reason to be in Ultimate post-launch is promotion (admit it) and it wouldn't have been an eyesore in the core game. I'd rather have taken, say, King K. Rool or Ridley as the final FP1 character instead if Nintendo was so hellbent on ending the first pack with a first party rep for the sake of hyping up FP2. Way more hype that way.
I'm perfectly fine with the Melee, Brawl, Awakening and Fates characters as far as Fire Emblem is concerned. Odd as it may sound, but Byleth was where I drew the line.