Weirdness: Here's Two Pikachu-Enabled Smart Home Speakers Chatting With Each Other

By the tone it sounds like those two "pika-robots" are getting along way better than most people I know XD;;;

Pika ?
Pika Pika ??
Piiii....ka ?
PIIIKAAAA....!!!
Piiikaaa.....

That’s actually kind of cute!

This made me make some pretty unmanly noises.

Squee! Nobody that can resist this level of adorbs is human on the inside at all.

@Kalmaro

Quick, punch a wall to regain that lost manliness!

Then, smash puppies with hammers! All cute things must die!

@10-zx Done and done, testosterone levels are now at maximum capacity.

@Kalmaro

Congratulations, my friend.

Now, go repair the wall and serve your sentence for smashing puppies.

2x I kid.

@10-zx I just smashed a hush puppy, I don't think anyone will mind

@Kalmaro

I think the loud puppies might.

They're already giant walking/dancing Pikachus, I think apocalypse is already here

That sounds pretty fun or annoying depending on your mental state. Thought oversea have the app too but apparently we get it sometime next year.

@10-zx
"Then, smash puppies with hammers! All cute things must die!"

Seriously ?! You want to KILL Me just because i LOVE Cute things ?!

Imagine them with THIS face. 3scary5me

@Anti-Matter

Why in God's name would I want to kill you? Smashing things is a manliness stereotype, which apparently went right over your head.

You need better English comprehension, man.

@PlywoodStick

Day 1

Our gene-splicing compound has created a monstrosity. A mix of DNA between a man and a mouse. We call it '0221'. I don't like it. Will report back on any future details.

Day 2

0221 has grown restless in its containment cell. It frequently makes soft gurgling sounds, and each time an associate goes up to it to investigate, it lets out a horrendous, bone chilling roar. It almost ripped the feeder's arm out of his socket when it was being fed. This is getting out of control. I keep petitioning to euthanize it because I can sense what's going to happen a mile away, but the management disagrees. They think 0221 is an 'investment'. I hate my job.

Day 3

0221's condition has deteriorated. It gets stronger by the day, yet its mind crumbles more every hour. Its glass containment cell was an incomprehensibly bad idea. I'm not sure it-CRASH

Day 5

0221 has broken free and is out for blood. The compound is on lockdown and red warning lights are activated everywhere. From what I can tell, everybody is dead. The numerous corridors and passageways are speckled with blood and pieces of organs. I am alone. I have been surviving for two days inside a janitorial room basement, where we keep cleaning chemicals and reactants. ...I hear it... ...0221 is moving above the basement... ...It's gone...

Day 5.5

I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I need to attempt an escape without being detected by 0221, otherwise I will not make it.

Day 6

I'm going to attempt an escape out of the compound today. I haven't heard 0221 in a while, I can only hope it's sleeping somewhere, or in a distant part of the compound. Here I go...

Day 6.1

I've made it to the main air duct channel. My hope is that I can get out via the main ventilation pipe, which is extremely large. Large enough to comfortably fit Peter Griffin. I need to stop writing in this journal when I critically need to pay attention and act, especially when my life is potentially on the line.

Day 6.2

Change of plans. I have accidentally stumbled into the security room. Guess I went down the wrong duct. Let me check the cameras. Perhaps I can detect 0221's locat... ...THUD

Day ?

I don't know what happened. I don't know where I am. All I remember is seeing this shot on the cameras just before I blacked out.

Hey you, Pikachu...

I hate Pikachu so I am glad I didn't view that video.

@10-zx That...........................................................

Was amazing. I uh... I wasn't thinking any weird thoughts to myself while reading that story.