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Re: Batman Arkham Trilogy For Switch Only Includes One Title On The Game Cartridge

burninmylight

@IceClimbersMain @tobsesta99

If Nintendo doesn't release a portable console that runs on carts, then the Switch doesn't become the massive Cinderalla story it is, and ports like the Arkham Trilogy probably don't come to it to begin with.

This trilogy could have come to the Wii U across multiple discs, but did it? Nope. So could Borderlands, Bioshock, the Ezio Collection, MGS, Devil May Cry and others, but traditional Nintendo home consoles weren't attractive enough for publishers to bother. The Switch, with all of its flaws and compromises, is. Heck, I have most of those games/collections on PS3 already, so that proves timing and power weren't the reason for the Wii U not getting them. So I'll take ports with a catch over no ports at all.

Re: Review: Story Of Seasons: A Wonderful Life - Slow, Old-Fashioned Yet Fulfilling Farming

burninmylight

@Wordbonder The original AWL was my first farming sim game, and it would have been my last had it not been for games like Rune Factory and Stardew Valley. I just could not get through the boring, repetitive daily grind. But reading your comment would now make me at least consider it on a deep sale. No more mental gymnastics with cows only giving milk after giving birth, no more useless goats, and actually having better representation options gets my attention.

Re: Review: Trinity Trigger - A Blast From The Past For Secret Of Mana Fans

burninmylight

@EarthboundBenjy Nice to know that I'm not the only one out there that feels the same about SOM. The combat wasn't fun at all; stats are meaningless, charging any attack beyond level 2 is pointless because only the first hit counts, the main character is useless against most bosses and those fights come down to just spamming magic from the other two characters over and over again, the Mode 7 traversal is equal parts frustrating and nauseating, and the original SNES version has one of the most laughably bad half-ass translation efforts this side of an old SNK game.

Anything associated with SOM automatically comes with a truck full of salt from me, so I have the same question you have before I'd ever consider this.

Re: Dokapon Kingdom: Connect Will Ruin Friendships On Switch This May

burninmylight

@edgedino I've the original on Wii ever since it first came out. As long as you have friends or family to play with (I'd say at least two other folks, but it supports up to four), you will have a blast.

Even though Normal Mode and Battle Royale are there, the Story Mode is the only real way to play. Normal Mode is the most like Mario Party, where you have a set number of turns, but Dokapon is best enjoyed over a LONG run... I'm talking days or weeks over multiple sittings. Don't let that daunt you, it makes sense. The game really is just as much an RPG as it is a party game, meaning you have a ton of growth and customization of your character, able to choose their stat growth, weapons, and skills.

And "Story" is pretty light, there is practically no lore, worldbuilding or characters to learn, just objectives. But it's like D&D in that you and your friends make your own from the template it gives you.

Now, being a port of a 16 year-old game (no, it's not a remake, them's some PS2 level graphics with a widescreen hack) with added online functionality makes it a bit overpriced, but if you go look at prices of the game on Wii and around the Internet, a whole lot of people would be glad to pay "only" $50 for this game, lol

Re: This Is What The Pokémon Bank 3DS Shut Down Update Looks Like

burninmylight

@DiamondJim Between the games always having one save file per cart/console and GameFreak not allowing you to make backups of said file on your 3DS like any other game, it absolutely should have been free.

I had no idea that it was going free soon. I was groaning about having to possibly login to Y and Ultra Moon to pull down hundreds of mons so I wouldn't lose them forever.

Re: Review: Tales of Symphonia Remastered - A GameCube Classic That Shows Its Age On Switch

burninmylight

When this "remaster" was announced, I was annoyed because I paid a premium for the GCN version years ago, then wound up with a PS3 where I got that version since it would be easier to play on a modern television. Up until this review, I was wondering if I should just stick with what I have or splurge once again for a possibly superior version, but that's no longer a problem since this ain't that.

@OrtadragoonX I haven't played Arise, but that's exactly how I feel about Graces f. Loved the combat, hated the characters (except Sophie and Malik) and writing.

Re: Tactical Turn-Based RPG 'Fuga: Melodies of Steel 2' Marches Onto Switch This May

burninmylight

Any tactical RPG gets a serious look from me, but that trailer with the amateurish announcer sounding bored out of her mind and the overly dramatic presentation combined with the Flash/mobile game style were not points in its favor. I don't mind anthropomorphic characters as long as they aren't sexualized (see the comments above), so as long as the game plays well, reviews well, and wouldn't make me ashamed to play in front of other people, I'll give it a fair shot.

Re: Soapbox: Sega's Greatest RPG Is 20 Years Old And Long Overdue A Remaster

burninmylight

@HeadPirate That's not very well thought out at all; it's actually pretty reductionist and self-centered. Unless I'm drastically miscalculating the amount of people that happen to have working Dreamcast and/or GameCube units lying around, connected to CRT televisions in 2022, that is. And these people have enough disposable income to pay three times as much as the normal MSRP of a new Switch release for a used copy of a 20-year-old game.

And yes, there are ROMs, but:

a) piracy is the answer to everything if someone wants to go that route, and the people who simply use emulators to play games probably aren't the same people port begging for something they don't have any access to

b) not all of us have the means, know-how or desire to go that route. I personally have a laptop that could probably handle a Dreamcast or Dolphin emulator, but a lot of people don't. And why the heck would we want to use a jailbroken smartphone to play a hacked ROM of a game designed to be played with a controller from two decades ago? You really can't comprehend why someone would prefer an official release designed for modern consoles over that?

c) for many of us, piracy = stealing. It's easier to justify something like SoA where the game literally has not been made available in any manner whatsoever to legally play on a modern device in decades, but we'd prefer to have an actual, officially approved copy that is guaranteed to run on the hardware it was meant for. It can be asking a lot of a company like Sega to make a game that runs well, but others are better about pulling it off.

No, every new remake does not cost us a new game. This is another reductionist and hot-takey argument that doesn't hold up when one actually takes a moment to think about it.

M2 is a studio that specializes in remaking/remastering old games, both beloved and obscure. It's also not under the thumb of any publisher telling it what to do. How often does it make new games? All M2 does is release the definitive edition of older games, because that's all M2 wants to do. What about the port specialist Virtuos? Point me to the original game that Virtuos has put out or has in development. Remember Tantalus, the team that did the HD versions of Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword? They've made some original games like Funky Barn... and Pony Trails for the iPhone... yep, the world sure is missing out on their original efforts.

OK, maybe I was wrong on that. Games that people actually want, like HD Zeldas, RiME and Sonic Mania should take a backseat to Funky Barn and mobile games.

No I did not reply to you by mistake. As you can clearly see in my first reply, I separated my reply to the other person with another name drop. If that's the best you can come up with while ironically stating that one should just ignore opinions they don't agree with (with zero self awareness), then your argument looks pretty weak.

Re: Soapbox: Sega's Greatest RPG Is 20 Years Old And Long Overdue A Remaster

burninmylight

@HeadPirate Can't people who either weren't around or didn't have the means to play a 20-year-old game desire to play a great 20-year-old game that they still don't have the means to play?

There are hundreds of development studios and publishers out there, God forbid a few of them take the time to make classics available to a modern audience for the sake of QoL changes in line with modern standards, or just simply for the sake of convenience of playing on consoles compatible with modern televisions and game preservation.

It's not like Sega taking the time to remaster this game means that we'd be missing out on a potential masterpiece elsewhere.

I can't imagine being so jaded and cynical at the world that reading a few comments from a vocal minority online is enough to declare an entire industry and art form broken because of it. I can imagine how much better your life would be if you would lighten up a little.

@theModestMouse Yep, remasters and updated rereleases don't have any gameplay. Guess we should all go play modern AAA live service gacha crap full of MTX and roadmaps that never get completed. Welp, I'm off to go pour thousands of dollars into the latest game that released half broken but wants me to keep paying for a shot at getting something that's not promised to me, that sounds like a fun gameplay loop!

Re: Nintendo Introduces Lucina In Fire Emblem Engage

burninmylight

@ChHa Nephinee would be perfect for this game. The most bland character in PoR meets the most bland artstyle in modern FE.

Nephinee is like Landorus in Pokemon. You know that no one is using them because they actually like the character; they're just dealing with their boringness or ugliness to get to the broken stats and ability combo.

Haar's cool though.

Re: Front Mission 1st: Remake Gets A Hefty Update, Here Are The Patch Notes

burninmylight

@MeloMan Totally agree with you, but it would be nice if the reviewer or someone on the site just threw in a small paragraph at the beginning or end of the original review mentioning this substantial patch with a link.

Anyone who isn't aware of this game at release or forgot about the patch weeks, months or years later will naturally gravitate toward the review and there's a good chance they'll miss any further info about the game. That could be a deciding factor on whether they take a shot on it.

I can think of a handful of times I was going to pass on a game with middling reviews or that had serious technical problems, but learned that a later patched fixed many of them, so I decided to go forward with buying.

Re: Ash Ketchum And Pikachu's Time In The Pokémon Anime Is Coming To An End

burninmylight

@Xiovanni Lol, ever heard of Bart Simpson?

@Ralizah Hit it right out of the park. Funny that the person above you put in a GIF of Woody, another poster boy of a fictional character who was forced to stick around longer than he should have been (albeit one movie instead of more than two decades).

Let these young aspiring Pokemon masters of today have their own character to attach themselves too instead of sticking them with a stale character with mountains of baggage. Let us crusty old farts (and the one that is somehow not nearly as old as us) finally have our day and see/hear that the guy we started our journey with achieved his dream.

Re: Final Fantasy 1 To 6 Have Been Rated For Nintendo Switch By The ESRB

burninmylight

@HandheldHaunter @alexybubble

Thanks for the info, y'all. I don't have a PSP, so it's either the GBA or DS version, and it sounds like there are enough differences between them to justify playing both (whenever that may be; the backlog is years long at this point).

Now I wish I would have downloaded The After Years on WiiWare, but at the time I was like, "How and when am I ever going to play FFIV?" Lol

Re: Final Fantasy 1 To 6 Have Been Rated For Nintendo Switch By The ESRB

burninmylight

Just checked my Word doc to see which FF games I have, and it turns out that I have them all except FFV across GBA, DS and PS3.

I see several people saying the ports on the GBA and DS are superior thanks to the extra content, so I'll stick with the plan of getting to those one day.

However, can someone tell me if the DS version of IV is superior to the GBA outside of the obvious (extra screen, better hardware for graphics and sound)? Like does it have extra content and QoL features that the GBA version doesn't?

Re: Talking Point: Which Scary Video Game Moments Gave You Nightmares As A Kid?

burninmylight

Special shout outs go to Clanker and the giant pink/purple eel from Super Mario 64, but there is a clear number one for the moment that filled me with terror more than any other Nintendo game.

Star Fox 64... final level on Venom, you're already on a desolate planet with a blood red sky, scorched earth, and an all-around creepy and unwelcoming atmosphere. Then at some point, you leave your teammates behind and fly solo through dark, ominous tunnels while the final boss of the game taunts you on your radio. Up to this point, you haven't seen this guy in person, only his head in portraits and on your radio. Then you enter his pitch black chamber, and...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZh5gFHQATA

The first time I met Andross "face to face", I paused the game, got up and turned off the console and TV, and didn't touch it again for two days. I wouldn't play again until someone else was in the room with me, lol.

@Shepdawg1 That part absolutely sent chills down my spine too, but the initial meeting with Andross didn't faze you? ~_~

Re: Surprise! Skyrim Anniversary Edition Is Out Now On The Switch eShop

burninmylight

@sketchturner I'm i the same boat. Every time I see the combat in this game, with it's lack of feedback when attacking enemies and all-around clunkiness, I get entirely turned off. And the story and lore is absolutely grand, but it feels like if you weren't there for previous installments, then you will be completely lost or a lot of things will fly over your head.