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Re: Nintendo NX Has A Core Idea Which Doesn't Just "Follow Advancements In Technology", Claims Miyamoto

Sceptic

lol, Nintendo. Last time we sprang for the whole 'secretive genius' act. This time around we know that when you're not saying much - it's simply because you don't have much to say. Talk is cheap and none is cheaper than that of a Nintendo exec. They'll say anything to tide people over until the next shareholder meeting. Remember the big thing about 'QOL'? lol.

Put up or shut up nintendo.

Re: Tatsumi Kimishima Reiterates That Nintendo NX Is A New Way Of Playing Games

Sceptic

"A larger impact than the WiiU but not a pure replacement", huh? That was sarcasm, right? A larger impact than the WiiU is really aiming high, lol

I dunno, but the vibe I'm getting from Nintendo so far is that the NX is another clueless blunder. That they don't clearly set it apart from the disaster that was the WiiU says it all really. The haven't learned a thing.

No third parties either or we would know by now. They're playing the hush card to cover for the lack of interest.

Re: Reaction: The NX Could Benefit from Using Cartridges Instead of Discs

Sceptic

Rest assured that Nintendo will implement it in the most backwards, cost-cutting and cumbersome way while slapping consumers with an imaginary 'cartridge tax', it will he great. Nintendo-Style.

But if they glue some cheap MMC into a plastic enclosure there is indeed less for Nintendo to mess up than if they try anything fancy. The WiiU showed that their product develop department is about as inept as their market research (8GB, no USB3 etc.).

Re: Analysis: Assessing Why NX Needs to Take Over From Both the Wii U and 3DS

Sceptic

What's really going to hurt is when consumers (real ones, not the 'fans' that will buy any nonsense Nintendo puts out and rate it 10/10) weigh in about how much confidence they have in Nintendo delivering more than short term support on their investment. I mean, even ignoring the WiiU, look how Amiboo has predictably turned into nothing more than a quick cash grab. Like the 'gamepad focused' content they announced for the WiiU, they have yet to deliver on the promise of any meaningful use of the things beyond milking their ever-foolish fans for cash. Amiboo remains a gimmick at best. You get more out of any Skylanders figurine.

And where's the talk about the grand strategy of QOL? Dead and gone it seems. Not a word anymore of this alleged cornerstone of the New Nintendo. It was, again, just talk, apparently. And unlike Amiboo they didn't even bother delivering anything at all here so far because it was just for the investors briefing.

Now that the sales numbers on WiiU are hopelessly below even the drastically revised target of last year, I wonder what the next, "I can't say much about it now because it's so great everybody would rip us off, but we are going to totally turn things on their head, blablabla" is going to be this spring.

Re: Poll: Are You Excited About Minecraft: Wii U Edition, Or Is It Too Late?

Sceptic

Great game. Yes, it's too little, too late, but when it's minecraft that's still a metric ton more than anything else has to offer. I'd buy it just to free up my PC from those pesky kids that play minecraft on it forever. But mostly because minecraft.

Thank you Microsoft for bringing this to WiiU in spite of Nintendo's colossal ignorance. Maybe Miamoto can play it now. He might even learn something.

Re: Nintendo Quality Of Life Patent Applications Appear Online

Sceptic

This is worse than I would have ever expected. Even their patents are like 10 or 20 years late. It's almost comical. Sleep tracking. Fitness tracking. An alarm clock. That projects on the ceiling.

Here's another one: A Sunrise alarm clock.

Oh, sorry Phillips.

Or wait: A service that aggregates all that information so we can sell it to the health industry.

Oh.

Re: Exclusive: Project CARS "Simply Too Much For Wii U", Developer Now Waiting On New Nintendo Hardware

Sceptic

@Darknyht: Yeah but the WiiU is a dead platform. That was not the case when they asked for funding. When the WiiU bombed that changed everything for any developer that didn't have a dog in the fight already. You can't sink money into something that has no hope of succeeding.

I'm reasonably sure the honest answer is, "we could make it, but it would look a lot worse than any other platform, so nobody would buy it anyway." And I think they're right.

Nothing got 'shoehorned' into PCars later. The game was improved and enhanced to the point where it was no longer feasible on the WiiU. Everybody that can run it is getting a that much better game. That's not shoehorning, that's progress.

If there was a market for a toned down last-gen looking PCars they'd do it. But there isn't, and I wonder how many people claiming broken promises here actually funded it (and then funded it for WiiU alone). Because those are the only ones that get to complain in my book. For everybody else, yeah, WiiU is dead. Wake up and smell the coffee.

Re: Exclusive: Project CARS "Simply Too Much For Wii U", Developer Now Waiting On New Nintendo Hardware

Sceptic

@Darknyht: How is it a poor development choice to make a game all it can be and then axe those platforms that can't handle it? Visuals are everything these days and there's no WiiU market for a multiplatform game that relies on visuals, simply because every other platform shows a better game. Add Steam prices and all to the mix and developing for WiiU becomes a suicide mission.

It's a wise choice, even if it's hugely disappointing to those that oddly thought a console with roughly the processing power of a current generation smartphone could handle a game like this. Including the developers.

But I think even Nintendo was surprised by how weak their console really turned out to be as gaming progressed, and now everybody is backpedaling, including Nintendo. Even Xenoblade Chronicles X looks like vintage Skyrim at best. I wouldn't be surprised if they axed that too. Or delayed if for their mystical magic NX (Zelda. "X". "NX". Think about it) to up the hype factor when that gets released. At this point, you can't go wrong. WiiU owners are so thoroughly shafted, what does it matter. Most of us have accepted our fate.

Re: Review: Quadcopter Pilot Challenge (Wii U eShop)

Sceptic

Man, is this even a review? If it's realistic it deserves to be reviewed within that premise.

All I know from this is that the reviewer is a dunce that doesn't like the challenge of flight simulation but would rather play 90s arcade titles because they have no learning curve.

Re: Talking Point: Raw Power Isn't Vital to Nintendo's NX, But It Does Matter

Sceptic

It's Nintendo speak again: They build a car without wheels and tell their fans, "Look! You can drive our without the distraction of movement!! Focus on the essentials!! Here's a figurine to unlock extra lights on the dashboard!! Innovation!!!"

Nintendo is over. This is the last nail. The thing isn't even prototyped and they've already killed it by putting the WiiU 'weak hardware' stamp on it.

But hey, they'd always have in the figurine business.

Re: Rumour: Nintendo NX Won't Be As Powerful As PlayStation 4

Sceptic

This is going to be hilariously tragic to watch. And this time I won't be suckered into buying one by Nintendo's empty promises, so it won't even sting.

When you declare your future console won't compete with the power of a current one you're saying you're putting last-gen tech in there.

Re: Australian Rating Confirms That ZombiU is Shuffling Its Way to Xbox One

Sceptic

@abe_hikura: Yeah, you lose a little something without the gamepad, but I think it can be adressed. To be honest, it was only the map and inventory manager that I really liked, the scanner was an obvious implementation that surprisingly didn't work as well I would have expected as a gameplay vehicle.

Especially since the screen switched to a generic animation while you used the scanner, you could just as well have had the main screen show the scanning. At some point it even became tedious, because you had to get up off the couch to be able to look everywhere you wanted.

They could gladly have dumped gamepad support as far as I cared if you could have played the regular game with a Wiimote instead. As it was they made it such a core mechanic (at little added value) that they couldn't allow you to play with the Wiimote. They did imlpement it though, because you need a Wiimote in multiplayer.

Another little appreciated feature of ZimbiU is the asymmetric local multiplayer: One player spawns the zombies on the gamepad, the other guy tries to survive. Great fun.

Re: Poll: We Need to Talk About amiibo - Where Do You Stand?

Sceptic

I could care less. It's just another example of Nintendo delivering a lackluster knockoff of something they thought was hip and current, but lucky for them them there are plenty of 'fans' that would basically buy branded cow dung from Nintendo of they could.

It's all about the hype and a quick buck, or we would never, ever be talking of stocking issues. If it was about the gameplay enhancement, they would never be out of stock, because they would be needed to play.

Re: Interview: Nintendo of America's Damon Baker on the Brave New World of Humble Nindie Bundle

Sceptic

@Ryu_Niiyama Why, have you got a better theory? Other than the fairy godmother that magically prevented Nintendo from offering these games worldwide? Please unterstand?

You do realize that someone has to bear the actual cost in lost revenue from these bundles, right? How high do you think that is for a $10 game as opposed to a $50 game? Does "We love moderately selling $10 indies" make more sense now? It does to me.

Re: Review: Splatoon (Wii U)

Sceptic

I was super excited but it's way overpriced unfortunately. I'll get it when the price comes down. A lot. Or I won't. I'm not sinking that kind of money into the WiiU anymore. I don't understand why they can't price this somewhere where it becomes the game everybody has. It's online multiplayer after all, the more the merrier.

Re: Project CARS Studio Boss Admits to Problems With Wii U Version, Hoping For Nintendo Hardware Announcement at E3

Sceptic

@electrolite77: I think you're correct but you're also not being fair. They didn't say it couldn't be done, just that it would take a lot of work to downscale, meaning it would cost more but look (even) less good. The implied rhetorical question is, would it sell well enough to justify that work? Obviously not. People have given up on the WiiU for this type of title.

I believe all their statements were made in good faith, it's just that the state of the WiiU is such now that it would be suicidal to stick to those announcements.

Even Nintendo has pretty much dumped the WiiU, why should third-parties run a business risk not even nintendo will?

Re: Project CARS Studio Boss Admits to Problems With Wii U Version, Hoping For Nintendo Hardware Announcement at E3

Sceptic

I'm just amazed that some people don't see that something like CARS is several levels of magnitude more complex, computationally, than anything Nintendo has even tried to put out. Levels of magnitude.

What processing power is left after all the physics calculations just isn't enough to show a competitively good looking game at a competitive framerate. Simple as that.

Nintendo said you don't need power. They were wrong.

Re: Project CARS Studio Boss Admits to Problems With Wii U Version, Hoping For Nintendo Hardware Announcement at E3

Sceptic

Dead platform. Thank God they realized before they sunk more money into it. I feel bad for the guys because like us, they were misled by Nintendo to believe the WiiU had both capability and a market when in fact it has neither.

Making a little plumber avatar cruise around some imaginary track under make-believe conditions doesn't compare to a current-gen simulation like PC.

Re: Poll: Did The Splatoon Global Testfire Hit Its Targets?

Sceptic

Stupid idea with such tiny time slots. I guess they think their target audience spends most of their days in front of the console.

Risky price tag too for a console with a limited playerbase. They should have aimed low and made it a game everybody ends up owning, filling up the servers and feeding the frenzy. But alas, it's nintendo. They'd rather rip off ten people than make a hundred happy.

Re: Each Splatoon amiibo Will Unlock 20 Special Challenges

Sceptic

Not buying any and it made me re-evaluate my planned purchase of Splatoon. IMO they're adding value synthetically like they are synthetically creating scarcity for Amiboo.

There still is no reason to get any Amiboo at all. Their implementation across their games is barely on a gimmick level and I'm not buying into gimmicks just so one game I actually want is fully unlocked. I'll wait for a sale on Splatoon now I think. Not paying full if I'm not getting full. Knowing Nintendo it will be a ridiculous ripoff price anyway.

Re: Analyst Thinks Nintendo Is Already Winding Down Wii U Ahead Of Nintendo NX Launch

Sceptic

@Neko_Rukiafan: But he has a point. If there is a NX coming out in the next few years, they're launching with no third party support at all, thanks to how they handled the WiiU. So they need a real seller to launch it, something at least the fanboys will buy right away, so they can peddle their great launch numbers to big studios and hope to bring them back.

I think they're delaying it now falsely claiming 'quality' to get it closer to the NX release, then they'll say 'oh we just woke up and thought, "wouldn't it be great to have this on the NX?!"' and delay it some more. But that's been decided already, they're working toward the NX already.

Zelda is the last arrow in their quiver. It would be stupid if them to waste it in a dead platform. Compared to all the lies and screwing over they already did to WiiU customers, this actually just rational.

I don't think it flat out won't be released I WiiU, but it won't be released until they can at least announce the ultimate-ultimate-version for NX. If some hold out and buy it with the NX, it's a small loss.

Re: Reaction: The Nintendo 'NX', and Why We Think a Unified Platform is the Future

Sceptic

Whatever it is it will happen without me or my money.

All you guys thinking they will 'unify' anything, look around. Making people buy the same crap again and again has basically been Nintendo's business model for the last 15 years (or more even). How likely is it that's going to change? Especially now that they just decided to charge people for the same stuff again on mobile?

When they say 'unify', all they mean is the same credit card will be registered to numerous platforms.