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Nintendo is trolling us releasing the Xenoblade story content right before Zelda releases 😂

@LordBakemono I was making a joke about how clickbaity this article headline is, I don't think the term "Karen" means what you think it means 💁🏼‍♂️

@candy94 I've just finished securing mine, now I can cancel my ShopTo order that's £20 more expensive. Though I'd imagine they'll be dropping the price soon and crowing about it to drum up interest.

Just waiting on the pro controller now, which is notably still absent from the My Nintendo Store...

@Nanami_Ataraxia no worries, I know how awful it would be to send off a special edition only to get a standard one back!

@Spookydux be careful, you have to sign a disclaimer saying you're ok with the fact you might not get the same ones back

@Nanami_Ataraxia unfortunately when you arrange a repair you have to sign a disclaimer saying you're ok with the fact they might not send you back the ones you sent in, I've heard too many horror stories of people sending neon joycons in (only to get grey ones back) to risk sending any special edition ones in for repair when there are plenty of places who'll replace your control sticks for a reasonable price.

@Nanami_Ataraxia you won't want to send those in to Nintendo, you might not get the same ones back.

@Dev9417 I found the whole weekend to be a total waste of time and effort, only had a handful of real matches against Nessies and of those handful only two were wins. Bigfoot appeared once in standard mode but the tricolour mode was a total bust, every match I played was against fellow aliens so I gave up trying after a while.
Really feels like Nintendo need to fix the 3 team concept, it just wasn't fun to fight against my own team all weekend and you can feel the missing energy when people drop out of matches seemingly on purpose because those matches are totally pointless. I'd rather wait longer to match an opposing team than spend 10 matches playing against my own team, this is the first Fest I've played where I didn't reach "ruler" status because I won so few matches. Constantly losing just isn't fun.

@ManaOwls thanks, that's useful information. Doesn't look like they take PayPal tho 😭

@WoomyNNYes I think it entirely depends on the "job" i.e. which weapons are provided and how high your hazard level is currently set. Some jobs are just way harder than others when crap weapons are on the rotation, for instance the one running at the moment is awful and I got demoted after a run of failures during the 1st and 2nd waves... a high hazard level plus crap weapons with a glowflies round at high tide? That's basically an instawipe in my experience.

I did notice something weird recently, I finally managed to scrape together enough silver scales to buy the pink slopsuit and following the subsequent expansion of the shop I was getting matched with way more players wearing white and black suits; no idea if this is related but I had a pretty good run of managing to get up to over 100 EVP every time I played (I usually play until I get the super bonus and/or my king salmonid meter gets emptied, then wait until the next job arrives) but this most recent job is hellish in the extreme

@RupeeClock oh that's excellent, I had no idea they'd implemented a new process. Hopefully that means I'll be able to drop my overpriced collector's edition order with ShopTo. Wish they'd done this for the bloody Xenoblade 3 CE that's for sure!
Do you happen to know if PayPal will be able to be used as a payment option? I know on some websites they don't let you use PayPal when pre-ordering but I can't remember whether the MNS does or not 🤔

@RupeeClock thanks! Are you having better luck with the MNS these days?

@ManaOwls do you know if Smyth's take pre-order money up front?

@cpmh1234 Pokémon sales are always front-loaded in the extreme, the games come out and sell literal millions in a few months then the reality of the games' quality becomes an issue and the sales fall off a cliff. It's been happening like this for a decade, though admittedly I'm not caught up with the sales numbers of Scarlet & Violet just yet but it definitely happened with Sword & Shield because once the next games come around Pokémon fans move on.

I think it's a kind of addiction tbh, speaking as a reformed Pokémaniac 😉

@Ryu_Niiyama the OLED's joycons are white

@westman98 the last time Aonuma appeared in a direct it was because he was announcing the delay of this game, if I'm not forgetting any more recent appearances anyway... I think that's why I'm a bit cautious, well that and the fact that I'm a massive cynic 😅
I'm glad you're not worried though, I trust your opinions and that reassures me somewhat.

@westman98 I've been burned too many times with Zelda in the last decade, I'll believe it's releasing when I have the dispatch confirmation! 😅

@Bret Nintendo has been making this game for 6 years, there's no way it'll only be an asset flip. I'm convinced we're getting huge amounts of extra content (underground/caverns and dungeons as well as the floating islands) since the shrines are gone and the Wii U millstone around the previous game's neck is no longer an issue.

Oh god this is giving me 2014 (was that the year? I forget) vibes when he and Miyamito played the Wii U Breath of the Wild and confirmed possibly the first delay, this has me worried rather than excited.

@Duncanballs don't they publish all the Persona games?

The SNES ones are still showing in stock for me but I can't afford them until next week so I'm not bothering to get my hopes up that they'll still be in stock but then

@RupeeClock I'm desperate to pre-order a copy of the collector's edition but I have zero faith the UK store will do any better than with the XC3 one, which goes for upwards of 5x the original price on eBay now 🤬😡🤦🏼‍♂️

@nocdaes I've just seen a post on Facebook claiming the remaster missed out on the top spot by just 1000 units, which is pretty impressive if you consider the relative scale of the two franchises

@YoshiF2 haha great minds!

Wish they'd restock the glow in the dark boo, koopa, and goomba ones too!

@nocdaes if you read @Westman98's comment above you can see the relevance of why people are talking about Dead Space. Personally, I think sales in the UK are generally down as a result of the cost of living crisis so we should be celebrating the success of this somewhat niche franchise.

@MS7000 definitely unusual, I've ordered from them multiple times and nothing has ever gone missing... In fact I couldn't even tell you what their customer service is like since I haven't had need to contact them ever 😅

@VinylCreep not disputing your argument here about how this is a bit of a logical fallacy, however the game has frequently been at the top of the eshop charts so we can infer from that information that digital sales have been healthy. Obviously we'll have to wait for official confirmation but it definitely bodes well for the franchise.

I got clipped through the floor in the big run earlier, hopefully they fix that swiftly because any unfair splat like that can mean the difference between success and failure

@AstroTheGamosian legislation like that isn't anywhere near being ready though is it, or at least I've not heard anything about it. Governments are notoriously slow to catch up to digital issues, especially the UK and US.

@AstroTheGamosian if I wanted to get my hands on a purchasing bot purely for my own use (I'm no scalper scum!) where might I get one? I already missed out on the Xenoblade 3 collectors edition (which is currently selling for around £200 on UK eBay) so I really don't want to miss out on the Zelda one too 🤬

@nocdaes much better results for Kirby in Japan 😜

@nocdaes you're forgetting that the UK is football land and historically has always been Nintendo's weakest market, the reason they've managed to gain ground here is because the PS5 had such a difficult launch and the Switch was readily available over lockdown to the joy of many a bored Brit.

Seriously though football is drummed into you from birth that it's the national pastime and you'll participate whether you like it or not 😒

@JohnnyMind test let's see if it works!

Edit: it would seem so, thanks!

Anyone know how big the update is? I've been downloading it for at least 15 minutes and it's still not done! Usually get pretty good speeds on my broadband... well, I do for my location anyway.

@Deltarogue anyone paying that much for Pokémon DLC (when Gamefreak really ought to have been giving it out for free as an apology for the steaming turd they released) proves the old adage that a fool and his money are easily parted.

@Condor_raidus he explained at the top of the article, the final boss of the game glows different colours depending on which beam you need to use to damage it and his colour blindness means he couldn't tell when those colours switched - meaning it was impossible for him to do any damage and beat the boss.

@Liam_Doolan something weird is going on with your affiliate link btw, I'm getting an error message when I click it

Looks like the clash blaster neo is gonna come with this new special, either that or I've incorrectly interpreted the translation of that Japanese tweet 😅

@Olmectron I'm not "excusing a racist" I'm literally pointing out he wrote his works nearly 500 years ago and that he is very much dead. Way to twist my words.

@Olmectron Shakespeare wrote his works in the 16th century for f*** sake this is totally different, JKR is very much alive and spewing her hatred into the world now and we need to stop her. The only way to do that is to stop giving her a platform by buying her works, thankfully the latest films have been so crap that's she's doing much of that work herself.

@tobsesta99 I'm genuinely saddened by the reaction to this game, I thought the LGBTQIA+ community had evolved a bit but actually what I've seen of queer folk actively antagonising trans people (over this game) has really made me wonder if we've got a community at all.
Like, I get why people love Harry Potter; I was one of them, my gran had all the books and we watched the films together before she died so I have emotional attachments to the series too... but you can't ignore the pain inflicted on an oft marginalised minority, JKR has poisoned the franchise for so many and to see how the blatant antisemitism (in the story of the game) is being hand-waved away is incredibly illuminating. I guess the "culture war" will continue in earnest 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Euler so a storyline with antisemitism baked into it from a developer who was an alt-right YouTuber, and a creator currently engaging in a massive war against trans people should all just be ignored?
All this news confirms is that people are willing to ignore the despicable acts of some if it means they get to play a fancy new game. It's gross.

@CazSonOfCaz no way did Nintendo care about the steam deck, it was the chip shortage what done it.

@Serialsid GVIL? Was that a typo or some kind of acronym I'm not familiar with?