HappyMaskedGuy

This isn’t an April Fools joke within an April Fools joke, is it?

Nothing more fun and endearing than receiving a turd wrapped up to look like a Christmas present.

Stupid idea.

What is that thing they’re whacking each other with?

Bring Banjo Home!

This looks interesting. I like the soundtrack.

Though wouldn’t ‘9 Years of Shadow’—singular—be better?

Someone be sneaking in Red Pills. But who?

Where’s Famidog?

Our wedding in May has also been postponed. Absolutely gutted.

Now this is actually very interesting. The fact that environmental factors in AC could ripple through and affect its ecosystem is really impressive.

Unbelievably selfish and irresponsible.

Disgraceful.

I’m honestly way more excited for this than Doom Eternal.

I missed out on Doom 64 back in the day due to mediocre, lukewarm magazine reviews, and because it didn’t come close to games like Turok on a technical scale.

But I absolutely love Quake 64–a classic port IMO, so I think I’ll enjoy this too.

And for what, 3 or 4 quid? Total bargain.

Come on, slowpoke!

@nessisonett Aye, The Glasgow Central Mutant Pigeon.

Pidgerot?

@Franklin Only Scotland would pick a mythical creature as its national animal. I love it.

It reminds me of a Gremlin, in a good way.

In all honesty, can Japanese developers please consider hiring writers who can actually give their titles half decent names in English?

@Maschinenmensch I think you should put your own comments into perspective.

‘How do you live with yourself’ is both disproportionately dramatic and not a little callous and insensitive, considering its implications that @mesome713 should be too ashamed to continue living.

Maybe consider other people’s mental states before rushing in and asking why they don’t just kill themselves?

I’ve long felt that the widespread use of Unreal has made many videogames look and feel far too similar.

I remember back in the N64 days, when so many games were built on their own company’s unique engine. It allowed each developer to have their own ‘flavour’ as it were, and the feeling of diversity in style, scope and performance was always so interesting—such as witnessing Rare squeeze out so many amazing visual effects with every new title.

In short, I think every developer should aim to have their own unique engines. This is very welcome news to me.

Ridiculous pricing for such an unambitious, underwhelming remake.

Typical Pokemon syndrome.

@nessisonett Some Dicks are longer than others, mind.

@PanurgeJr This is one of those rare instances of the film being vastly superior to the book.

Do Androids Dream is a bit of a mixed bag. Blade Runner took only the good parts and amplified them with incredible depth, world-building and philosophy. Blade Runner’s Neo-Noir restyling was genius.

I wouldn’t read the book again. But I’ll watch the film over and over and over. It’s a masterpiece.

While we’re at imagining Konami is a halfway competent gaming company, how about an HD re-release of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, complete with the Wii motion controls?

Damn that was a good game.

@Bondi_Surfer A vaccine isn’t expected until next year.

The floodgates have opened with regard to quarantine. I think the numbers will start to gather pace in the coming days.

@Entrr_username Apparently it’s what major health authorities are being advised by the WHO. Here in the UK, anyway.

@impurekind So many implied assertions based on personal incredulity.

The Chinese government paints itself in a bad light through its own actions. Actions which we have undisputed evidence of.

As for Coronavirus, let’s hope it isn’t a major problem. But I would question why the Chinese authorities, who value patriotic propaganda and the power of China above all else, have effectively ordered the emergency shutdowns of so many industries and cities. That is disastrous for their economy. Would they do this over a simple cold?

I doubt it.

@Paraka Yeah, my thoughts too. Handy to have extra essential meds like Paracetamol and Ibuprofen as well.

If it all comes to nothing, great. But if not, getting everyday items could be impossible. Scouts motto and all that.

I don’t think America has come to grasp just how prevalent this will be yet, or how impactful.

My sister works in a top end private hospital. They’ve been told to triple the number of ICU beds immediately, because within 2 weeks the virus will be widespread. Many of the surgeons are stockpiling certain provisions too.

If e3 goes ahead, I’ll be shocked.

China is in a dangerous state of authoritarian suppression.

@Friendly Won’t lie, I’m tempted. I have a feeling that Federation Force might have gotten a raw deal because of the overwhelming backlash. I wonder if there’s a good game under all that taboo.

Interesting concept lumbered with a typically dreadful JRPG title.

Honestly, who approved that name?

They aren’t mentioning inclusivity for your benefit, for god’s sake.

Believe it or not, the world doesn’t revolve around your petty preferences. If you prefer to exclude people, or pretend that marginalised groups don’t exist, then go and play in your own little corner.

What pointless whining.

@Kalmaro The focus of the game is dating. Do you have a problem with a transgender host? Is that it?

And the game didn’t talk about being inclusive—the reviewer did.

You can tell the difference, right?

@DeclanS98 Aye, agreed.

Seems like the real snowflakes are the ones whining about other people’s business.

@Lordplops I think he meant refreshingly inclusive in terms of dating simulators.

Go change your panties.

@Kalmaro What’s so bad about inclusivity?

@DreamerDC Well they must have made a heck of an impression.

God I hate Kingdom Hearts. The clash of quality between Disney character art and generic, tacky anime characters is just too vast and embarrassing to ignore.

Not to mention the laughable ‘storytelling’ and dialogue.

Sora is more suited to Playstation All Stars than Smash. Not least because Kingdom Hearts hasn’t graced the Switch yet. In fact, isnt Dream Drop Distance (holy crap what a TERRIBLE name! Lol!) the only entry in the series on a Nintendo console?

At this rate it will be hard to see the Olympics and e3 going ahead this year. Coronavirus is only just getting warmed up.

I love Jovovich, her enthusiasm for her roles is wonderful.

But with the director of the Resident Evil franchise at the helm (no pun intended), this is guaranteed to be DREADFUL.

@Thorthegreat12 That’s what I was thinking. Really impressive.

The Furry lifestyle has really gone mainstream, huh?

I’m getting Cloverfield/ Godzilla/ Pacific Rim vibes from this.

Hope the Switch version doesn’t hold the others back in terms of graphic performance.

So it’s...

Monopoly?

Nier: Automata for Switch.

This is an excellent decision on NLife’s part.

I would like to see this used in reviews in terms of consistent side by side listed comparisons—docked and undocked technical performances, ie fps, battery consumption etc.

On an unrelated note, I am delighted to be comment #64.

Isn’t that what they always say when things are going the opposite of well?

‘Ladies and gentlemen, there’s a large fire on board, but don’t panic, everything’s under control and running smoothly.’

@Borngis I’m not talking about the victims of Coronavirus. I’m talking about the scalpers taking advantage of the situation.

@nessisonett Scalpers you mean?

Oh come on, the European one is definitely better than the American one.

So China can pilfer our game stock, but we can’t do likewise?
That’s ridiculous.

Also, will Nintendo be seen to act against these scalpers?