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Re: Of Course Pokémon Sword And Shield Is Getting Review-Bombed

Gauchorino

@Damo "Review-bombing" is a contrived dysphemism, intended to slander opposition. Disagreeing strongly with another's conclusions isn't a proof of intent. If I were to baselessly claim several Zelda games got a 10/10 from a large amount of fans simply because those people want to heighten the perception of those games, my clearly biased claim would hardly be believable, and I would rightly be scorched for it, unless I provided strong reason for my hearers to believe otherwise (ie, more than just "they're mean and wrong, therefore they are malicious").

Again, why the double standard? Do you consider only the 0/10s to be bombings? Would you the same about 1s or 2s? What about the 3s? But overwhelming numbers of 8s, 9s, and 10/10s aren't unusually generous. That's normal, since I agree with those!

Please consider your journalistic integrity, sir. It is only fair to your readers, after all. We appreciate good and interesting writing (which skill I have lauded you for having, previously, and I think I'm keen to do so again), and we also appreciate consistency.

Re: Of Course Pokémon Sword And Shield Is Getting Review-Bombed

Gauchorino

  • Making an educated guess that major games review sites might possibly be receiving special payment for a positive review of a divisive game (based on the inconsistent content of the review vs. the final score given to it) - Insane and hurtful to even suggest such a thing!
  • REVIEW BOMBING! - Definitely and objectively happened (based on no clear evidence, but merely on confirmation bias)

@Damo, why the double standard? Your team has done this several times previously, as well: https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2018/11/people_are_review-bombing_pokemon_lets_go_across_major_sites_amazon_japan_blocks_user_scores
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/09/metacritic_takes_action_against_disgruntled_gamers_who_review-bombed_astral_chain
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/09/metacritic_review-bombers_strike_again_with_fifa_20_on_switch

Re: Random: Now Pokémon Sword And Shield Haters Are Asking Trump To Halt Sales Of The Game

Gauchorino

It's wrong to even suggest there might be some special monetary gain given to major sites writing flattering reviews for an extremely divisive game, but if a few nutters make a petition to A LITERAL (literal) ORANGE, we can safely conclude that SwSh are the greatest games of all time, not worthy of any sort of criticism that they have ever received, and a government-mandated purchase of every human being on Earth.

Checks out.

Re: Tencent Is Reportedly Hiring Switch Port Specialists

Gauchorino

@Santoria There's something called the "Yakuza" (ie, they have done a lot of subversive things against the Japanese government). Also, the relationship between Japan and China is more complicated than that, thanks to business dealings (including countless products being made from Chinese slave labour, including Japanese products).

Re: Tencent Is Reportedly Hiring Switch Port Specialists

Gauchorino

@Savino Do a sizable amount of Chinese citizens buy dedicated consoles, though? Perhaps they do. I was under the impression that they didn't, but I might be misinformed about this. I thought the iQue systems were all basically failures (even the GBA and 3DS iQue), as well as the Xbox One despite being sold from Shanghai, but I haven't looked into that in a long time. Additionally, from anecdotal experience, most of the PRC nationals I have known either didn't like games when I asked them about them or seemed to be PC gamers.

Regardless, though you would normally be making an obviously good point, if the Switch doesn't end up selling in the PRC, that's definitely not where the money is, even with a huge population.

Re: Metacritic Review-Bombers Strike Again With FIFA 20 On Switch

Gauchorino

Why is it considered "review-bombing" when most people who played a game (ie, not just critics but chiefly the people for by which the game is designed to be played and bought) are very unhappy with it? I get that you wrote this before your colleague's review was published, but it's unfortunate that you jumped to conclusions and sided with the people behind this game instead of with the consumers and (in this case) the critics, also.

Re: So, AtGames Is Having A Crazy Week

Gauchorino

@TheDanslator Alright, guy. You're entitled to your opinion that Kotaku, Buzzfeed, and Polygon didn't get huge through clickbait (and huge corporate advertising partnerships) regardless of them warning you or not before you click, even though that's exactly how clickbait works.

Don't know why you're going on about the philosophy of art, though. I said that they write about politics despite marketing themselves as a gaming website. Do you refer to anything that you think is above criticism as "art?"

Re: So, AtGames Is Having A Crazy Week

Gauchorino

@TheDanslator Constantly writing about politics on a website that claims it is dedicated to videogames isn't what most "internet gaming rags" do, much less what every one of them does. That's called a "bait-and-switch" (hence, "clickbait"). Falsely equivocating the content of Polygon with the content of most other game websites (including this one, presumably, or, at least, formerly) is absurd and hints of defensiveness, not to even mention your rhetorical "laughter."

Re: So, AtGames Is Having A Crazy Week

Gauchorino

Stop beginning explanatory sentences with "so," as if it were an exclamation. Also, stop citing tabloid websites such as Polygon. AtGames being complete rubbish and worthy of ridicule and negative exposure doesn't justify such poor writing habits.

Re: Random: Rare's Logo Is Actually A Golden Toilet Roll

Gauchorino

It sounds like you're blowing his comment out of proportion. He did not say "the Rare logo is actually a toilet roll." He said "I drew the toilet roll," which could mean that he thinks the old logo looks like one or because it has been referenced to look like one in certain games. Note that he said the new logo is "simply an R," despite the fact that it is the exact same design as the old one except without a blue background and a golden outline.

Anyway, hope you're enjoying my click. Seems like you're in desperate need of them.

Re: Nintendo Finally Opens A Second Official Retail Store

Gauchorino

For those questioning why Nintendo hasn't opened a store in every marketable location possible: it might be a quality issue. Some businesses don't try to open new franchise locations without being sure that they are managed and maintained according to a very high and desired standard. Opening stores in very select locations is how they can expand (slowly) without sacrificing quality for their consumers. NYC, Seoul, and Tel Aviv also have huge international appeal and tourism, so the high quality combined with a large and diverse audience (that will help to spread their experience among their own communities via word-of-mouth) is what Nintendo might be attempting to do with this. We could see more stores in rich, high-traffic cities eventually by this method (and still sell their products in other stores and online, like they still do now), or they could change direction and start putting stores in every major location, if they sense it is profitable (and respectable) to do so.

Another famous example of this "quality over quanity" franchising strategy is how McDonald's locations did not expand much at all outside of select cities in California and Midwest US until after the McDonald brothers stopped being involved with the restaurants.

Re: Soapbox: Why Sword And Shield's Pokémon Purge Will Benefit Everyone

Gauchorino

As has been mentioned previously here, if you can't make a game that is still advertised as a successor to the previous games in the series, stop making them. The "balancing" argument might work if there was no precedent for this (mainline) series to have every single creature in each entry, which there is. That might be the only unifying element in the mainline series (as gimmicks are annoyingly added and taken away all the time ever since Gen 3's removal of the amazing PokéGear, and types and ways of battling are constantly radically changed or removed or later retconned to be considered "gimmicks": eg, Triple Battles and Z-Moves, and the definition of Physical vs. Special types/moves) and now it is taken away for the sake of exploitation and avarice of The Pokémon Company to sell another "instant success."

I say this with very great disappointment: it is long past time for the mainline Pokémon series to end (there are far better and less stale monster-training games, now, anyway, such as Yo-kai Watch and Dragon Quest Monster), and it is very nice that there is now a mass realisation of this. It didn't have to be this way. They could have innovated the series even while keeping the same feeling and elements of gameplay of the old titles (like the mainline Dragon Quest has long and exceptionally managed to do), but this is the path that The Pokémon Company wanted to take. Hopefully this possible failure will lead to them learning from their mistakes and making great things once again.

Re: Phantasy Star Online 2 "Will End Up On All Platforms" Eventually

Gauchorino

@Xelha I think Microsoft is helping Sega do this since they are too incompetent (after all, Sega kept announcing an international release on and off for the past decade, and nothing, until now). Clearly they have to start small and then work their way up to more systems and business partnerships. If (effectively third-party company) Microsoft wasn't guiding them and keeping this structured, Sega would likely ruin this for all of us, unfortunately.

Re: Phantasy Star Online 2 "Will End Up On All Platforms" Eventually

Gauchorino

Only took SEGA a decade, even after all the continuously high international demand (countless people were restricted and banned off the Asian and Japanese servers) and loss of millions of (f-t-p) sales, but very cool. Hopefully there will be spinoff titles (perhaps similar to offline-heavy DS game Phantasy Star Zero, for example) after they discover how much their other markets pay and love this franchise.

Re: Charmander Is Your Next Pokémon Funko Pop

Gauchorino

Pathetic that this website has finally stopped being dedicated to games and Nintendo culture, and has now decidedly turned into a manipulative, clickbait-quota, corporate billboard, a la Buzzfeed and Kotaku. It was one of the last ones to sell out to such a virus, too.