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Re: Grezzo Is Handling The Luigi’s Mansion Port For 3DS

Gauchorino

I wonder how the pressure-sensitive functions of the Poltergust will be implemented (if they are at all). Hopefully this being the age of 2DS doesn't cause Grezzo to lazily exclude this as well as optional stereoscopic 3D. They did decide to milk the 3DS instead of releasing this on Nintendo's currently most accessible platform, after all, so, they'd be fools to make something that could've otherwise easily been developed for Switch.

Re: White House Meeting With Industry Execs Focuses On Violence In Video Games

Gauchorino

@Old-Red Your continued emotional hysteria still isn't an argument against the facts: that guns prevent more crime and save more lives than they take. Were American schools not "gun-free zones", teenagers with guns (or knives, or trucks, or fists, or bombs) would be far less likely to do harm to anyone, especially when the governmental law enforcement willfully choose to watch people die instead of saving them, such as in the recent Parkland Florida shooting (when they knew beforehand that the gunman was planning on doing this).

Blaming your personal favourite inanimate object of contempt will never stifle murder or crime, nor has it ever done so. On the contrary, it tends to feed them.

Re: White House Meeting With Industry Execs Focuses On Violence In Video Games

Gauchorino

@Old-Red Exactly. If you trust facts over feelings, this should give you peace rather than rage.

Inanimate objects (such as trucks, video games, and guns) don't have power in themselves. Actions do. Murder and crime is already subject to the law in any civilised state. In America, criminals and those medically judged to be mentally ill already cannot legally (note that word) obtain or use a firearm. This means that believing controlling non-criminals' access to guns to protect themselves and others is either an infantile (ie, extremely uninformed) or sadistic notion. And surely you don't believe that handing over guns to a "racist" police force is going to solve the issue of gun crime, right?

Are you implying that possessing a gun makes you violent (thereby making guns inherently violent) in an article about how violent video games don't make you violent? Think carefully about how ridiculously irrational that sounds.

Re: White House Meeting With Industry Execs Focuses On Violence In Video Games

Gauchorino

@Maxtremors Also, there is no clear definition for the terms "assault rifle" or "mass shooting". Those are buzzwords, used to propel a narrative of fear into the uninformed.

By "assault rifle", you may be trying to say "semi-automatic weapon", which fires at the same rate as a handgun (ie, one bullet fired for each time the trigger is pulled; as opposed to an automatic weapon, which fires bullets for as long as you hold the trigger down). Automatic weapons were not used in any of these "mass shootings" you're referring to. Semi-automatics were, meaning the gunmen pulled the trigger each time a bullet came out of the gun.

"Mass shooting" is often a disingenuous term that has been used to make gun homicides sound far more numerous than they are. The term has very broadly been used to describe "any time a gun has been fired in a public area, even accidentally or for sport", such as the claim that "there have been over 18 mass shootings since the beginning of 2018", a claim of obfuscation in order to advance a particular goal, not to accurately report reality.

Re: White House Meeting With Industry Execs Focuses On Violence In Video Games

Gauchorino

@Maxtremors How is factually responding to a fear-mongering claim also fear-mongering?

Again, you're misreading the statistical reference. The Kleck and Gretz estimate was the highest of those three, giving the "80x" number. Even if you choose not to accept that one due to ideological reasons or for any other reason, the lesser estimates they gave also give an exponentially high number of lives saved by guns vs. crime caused by them. This proves that you're fear-mongering, since your emotionally hysterical claims against gun ownership are contradicted by the facts.

Re: White House Meeting With Industry Execs Focuses On Violence In Video Games

Gauchorino

@Maxtremors Citing BBC News, Newsweek, and the Wall Street Journal is "gun lobby propaganda"?

You're omitting the fact that three different contrasting estimates were given for the first asterisk in that link. 1. The "80x more lives saved than taken" stat says for you to refer to the Kleck and Gertz stat referred to underneath the second asterisk. 2. The 1994 Clinton White House stat gave a more conservative "47x more lives saved than taken" number. 3. The Bureau of Justice statistic, applied with either the above Kleck or Clinton stat, gives the "5.7x or 3.4x" number for 2008.

Meaning, even if you only accept the most conservative estimate from above, it is an objective fact that legal gun owners save exponentially more lives than the crimes legal or illegal gun owners cause.

You are merely fear-mongering.

Re: White House Meeting With Industry Execs Focuses On Violence In Video Games

Gauchorino

In this comment section:

People who know nothing of guns except that "they look scary", nor understand that preventing legal ownership of them doesn't prevent obtaining one nor any violent crime at all (eg, Australia's homicide rate never decreased as a result of their buyback).

Most gun crime in the US is due to illegally obtained weapons, and there have been exponentially more lives saved by legal gun owners than lives taken: http://americangunfacts.com

As far as I know, there is no evidence that playing violent video games causes violent actions (it's probably more likely the other way around, if at all). But to say that video games should never be banned and that guns (which are also inanimate objects) should be is incredibly inconsistent and inane.

Re: Review: Her Majesty's SPIFFING (Switch eShop)

Gauchorino

Brilliant game!

Space sounds so terrible, especially since the people voted for it and the elites elected to snub and mock the votes of the people the whole way. We can hardly manage to pull up our own trousers without taking those our peasants' hard-earned pounds to pay our servants to do so for us. You expect us to journey to a speciesist, biophilic, unfair etc, etc, etc, etc sea of stars and actually be able to survive?! No, we're DOOMED!

But only the politicians I DISLIKE made a mess of things, which is why I am glad our feckless, unelected Prime Minister that I usually hate and typically has nothing to stand for decided to ignore the voice of the people and heed to the vain, crying, reality-scoffing aristocrats by effectively making the people's vote worthless in changing the terms of what was promised them when they voted to leave, because LOVE! It is far better this way, because the TolerantĀ® Empire that owns and controls us will make sure that even our front doors are not allowed to be locked, that peaceful acid caressing our pores is abundant and a human right, and that we should be forced to fight for them in their wars and be forced to genuflect to every moral statement their unelected leaders make, regardless if they suffer no consequence from any of their royal decrees toward us.

Our oppressive queen actually cared about what the people asked for, which is why she deserves to replaced and have Our Great Economically-Ignorant Leader replace her. May it be very soon.

How lovely that we can endlessly play cheeky video games in order to mindlessly enslave ourselves and have no concept of what "tomorrow" means, since we're actually loving and incredibly intelligent, unlike MOST Britons, those racist Nazi scum! Democracy is a word!

Re: Capcom on the Audio Design of Mega Man 11

Gauchorino

@JayJ I hope this one isn't just going to be "Megaman 2 in 2.5D", which is what I'm expecting (or else you risk making the '80s kids mad). I hope they add a lot of fun, new features and mechanics to it, like they did with Megaman 6-8. Regardless of any the flaws those three games had, they each added something unique and fun to a series that was starting to get really stale prior to 6. 9's legacy is really the point where Capcom's (or Inafune's) incredible laziness got really apparent.

Re: Capcom on the Audio Design of Mega Man 11

Gauchorino

@JayJ I think 9, at least, was a really enjoyable game in general (after getting used to its forced and hokey "retro difficulty and graphics"), but yeah, the demagoguery of a few "Mega Man 2 only!" drones silencing the rest of the series' fanbase has really pushed back the series' growth and fun factor.

Re: Random: These N64 Box Art Covers Have Not Aged Well

Gauchorino

Both covers featured here look great. That "3D anime" look of the first game is indeed indicative of its time, but it looks like...anime, just as with the content of the game. The Forsaken 64 cover looks appropriately edgy, unlike the failed attempt to be so by this article.