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Re: Jump Force Deluxe Edition Arrives On Switch This August

Cool_Squirtle

@Bass_X0 I was thinking mostly of the 2000's, and honestly it depends on the game/franchise. Tekken 1-4, soul calibur 1-3, melty blood, guilty gear xx, and most anime fighters from those days generally didn't have dlc that I can recall and if they did it was like two bonus characters. now it's insane. There should never be several dlc packs of characters for any game IMO, and that's what every single fighting game on the market today does mixed in with season passes.

To be fair each of the six sf alpha/3 games were different from their previous incarnations. (stages, sprites, characters, balancing)

Re: Behold The Kickmen Brings A Comedic Take On The Beautiful Game To Switch

Cool_Squirtle

@Benji80 @JimmySpades I think the point is general parody? I also think there are a lot of people who are just bored of normal sports games... especially people who don't really like sports in the first place. I'm one of them and I'd much, much rather play inazuma eleven or golf story than FIFA or PGA 2021 for example. Outlandish elements make it exciting. I've always thought realistic sports sims were some of the most boring wastes of technology and manpower in modern history. I'd rather play farming simulator 2020. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion though.

Re: Feature: Every Nintendo Switch Online SNES Game Ranked

Cool_Squirtle

Am I the only one who thinks f-zero is better than Mario kart(except for the multiplayer aspect) and that the star fox franchise is overrated in general? I also think Kirby should be top 5, metroid should be number 1, and the soundtracks for earth defense force and brawl brothers are underrated.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl #45 - Phalanx

Cool_Squirtle

Maybe I have a dirty mind but that ship looks like a giant phallus. It looks so phallic that I'm a bit confused as to why the box art was green lit in the first place. The NA version is attention grabbing to the point of amazement, so that gets my vote.

Re: It Doesn't Sound Like A Nintendo Direct Will Be Happening Anytime Soon

Cool_Squirtle

@NEStalgia wait, so you won't get a game if you hear about it after the first ad was released, but if you hear about it on the day of reveal you'll buy it?? Also ppl of all ages (mostly 11-35) use twitter and instagram, and mostly boomers use facebook now. Most people are hooked to social media one way or another. I would call the comment threads under articles here a sort of social media.

Re: Upcoming Tactical RPG Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery Gets An Intriguing New Trailer

Cool_Squirtle

I think this title is actually worse than under night in-birth exe: late(cl-r). With that I can at least assume it's a niche series and something was just lost in translation. But reverse collapse: code name bakery makes just enough sense to sound like a cooking mama/over cooked clone, and if you've never heard of those games the title makes literally no sense. It's like they picked random words out of a dictionary.

Re: Serena And Venus Williams To Play In $1 Million Mario Tennis Aces Charity Tournament

Cool_Squirtle

@Heavyarms55 I thought that a lot of Japanese people didn't like Naomi because she was half black?

And I see your point about celebrities, but most of them could give a million easily instead of raising a million. A million to them might be equivalent to 300$-500$ dollars for people with an average living wage. Also I think a lot of them have massive egos and only do "charitable" things so people will think better of them. The vast majority of rich people are entirely lacking of empathy and pr stunts like this are a result of that.

Re: English Gamers Are The Best At Mario Kart, New Study Says

Cool_Squirtle

I think these stats have a Eurocentric bias. If you go by actual tournament winners and seeds it seems like Japan, Korea, and USA (usually) take turns dominating the fighting genre from year to year, but on the website they have Japan, wales, ireland, Canada, and Sweden? How many Evo wins does Sweden have?

EDIT: Looking at the methodology it says they only used speedruns. So this list isn't good for the more "competitive" aspects of games.