Chozo

Chozo

I installed pit blocks on Zebes.

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Re: Nintendo Announces Second US Store, Opening 2025

Chozo

Nintendo secured a prime location at the corner of Heroine Needle Way and Piles of Feces Avenue! Just remember to leave your car doors unlocked and your windows rolled down so the fine citizens who are entitled to up to $1000 of your property won't have to break any windows to get it.

Re: Soapbox: 10 Reasons Why Metroid Fusion Is The Best Game In The Series

Chozo

@Frank-The-Tank SM and ZM are significantly more non-linear than fusion. You can beat the bosses in any order, you can skip most major upgrades entirely, there are a ton of different routes to get where you want to go, etc. They are genuinely nonlinear, especially SM. I love fusion, but to say it is not that much more linear is a mistake IMO. Fusion's unique linearity is part of what makes it awesome.

Re: Metroid Dread Has Been Leaked Online Ahead Of This Week's Launch

Chozo

I love this site and pretty much everything about it. However, I think this article shouldn't have been written. I think the only thing it accomplishes is that a few more people will illegally download the game. Its likely those people would find out about the leak elsewhere, but maybe not. I'm a metroid fan and this article is still the only place I've heard about this. I just wouldn't advertise that the whole game is now available online if you want to go find it.

I hope this doesn't come off as attacking anyone. I really do love this site and the people that make the content for us all. Cheers!

Re: Soapbox: Be Happy, This Is The True Golden Age Of Gaming

Chozo

IMO the golden age of gaming is your youth up to whatever time life stops being exciting. Games and gaming are better now than when I was a kid, yet overall I don't enjoy it as much because life isn't very exciting for me any more. Watching my children literally jump up and down with excitement about small things makes me miss the days when something could make me feel that way.

So even though I still like playing video games, nothing compares to the days of snes and nes for me because that was the most fun and exciting time for me. That was the golden age for me.

Re: Poll: Are You Excited About E3 2021?

Chozo

I love the buildup to E3. Every year I am determined to not get my hopes up for something I really want. Then, as the event approaches, I am unable to avoid getting my hopes up. Then, most years, after the event I feel a sense of crushing disappointment and vow never to get my hopes up again.

However, some years E3 is super rewarding (e.g. 2017). Fun times. This is just from my own point of view as I have my own peculiar hopes (metroid) and realize for many people who are more balanced than myself nintendo's E3 may leave them feeling excited most years.

Re: Feature: Best NES Games

Chozo

That was a fun read. There are some surprising omissions, from my perspective. Of the top 10, only duck hunt doesn't belong IMO.