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Re: Ice Lollies And Topless Hunks Make For A Potent Combination In 'Freezer Pops'

ATaco

@Andy_C444 Didn't we just have a review of that pirate girl game where adjusting breast sizes affected stats a few weeks ago? NL does review and talk about games of all sorts. Whatever might get them the most clicks, one way or another.

As for why this particular game? Quite frankly, we don't see too much of this style of game targeting gay males. It naturally draws the eye more than the next closet indie game that is probably great but will sell poorly.

Re: Geoff Keighley Hypes Upcoming Showcase, Says There'll Be Fewer Third-Party Shows This Summer

ATaco

I mean, yeah. Big events catch the eye much more than just a single publisher hosting something. I don't think it's wrong for me to claim that people like a bit of spectacle to go along with the announcements. If they didn't...then they probably just watch trailers. It's why I don't tune into Nintendo Directs or State of Plays, they're essentially just a stream of trailers played one after the other(with oftentimes annoying or cringy commentary in between talking to me like I'm 6 years old). I'd much prefer to pick and choose what trailers I'd like to waste my time watching, thanks. Either go big and go loud or don't go at all and just dump trailers on social media.

Re: Nintendo Responds To Wii And DSi Shop Channel Outages

ATaco

@blindsquarel This aged poorly.

Sony: PS3 & Vita have problems with the PlayStation store, fixes within the week despite now being considered legacy platforms.

Nintendo: Service has been "undergoing maintenance" for 2 months now. They should at least have the guts to tell their customers they're not bothering with it anymore. Nintendo fans will apologize for overreacting.

Re: Fire Emblem Heroes' New Summoning Event Will Walk You Down The Aisle

ATaco

Stuck with FEH until the subscription pass came out. People defend that it for being a good value and compare it to buying coffee or a burger...but I can't eat this game. So I give up trying to reason with people once they start trying to compare the price of a monthly pass to something completely different.

Re: Here's A Look At Follower Quests In Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak

ATaco

Can they be brought on normal missions? I don't often get the chance to play online and would love to have some assistance with some of the harder monsters. I've gotten pretty good at soloing most of them but it gets tedious when you're grinding for parts if you're not doing it online. A proper partner instead of a Palico could help alleviate some of the tedium.

Re: Feature: Games That Got Us Through Tough Times

ATaco

I'm trying to think of a game that I would go to when I was feeling down or something but I don't think I've used gaming to distract myself in that way before. If there was a game that got me through tough times...then it was usually just whatever I was playing at the moment. If I had to pick a game that might relax me though, I guess I'd probably say Civilization 6. That's more because it's like, my favorite game though.

Re: Feature: There's No Storytelling Like Minecraft's Exquisite Emergent Narrative

ATaco

Sometimes the random world creation elements can lead to some interesting story telling if you wish to flex your brain a little. Sure most would say that a village generated incorrectly and half of it spawned on top of a cliff...or you could say that the overseers that live on the upper half of town force those on the bottom to mine precious resources in dangerous conditions while they reap the rewards. Abandoned mineshafts that almost always have a poison spider spawner? The unfortunate workers dug too deep and disturbed an old nest and were forced to abandon the site.

Anything can become a story if you take the time to think about it...and Minecraft is one of the best games to do just that.

Re: Man Dies Following An Incident Involving Stolen Pokémon Cards

ATaco

Unfortunately it looks like there was no bystander video of the scene so It seems like we'll never know what really happened. I mean the officers have body cameras and dash cams but they're always forget to turn them on at times like this! 😮

This happened 4 days ago and still barely information. The thieves were in their late teens btw. Police refuse to say which officers fired as well. I'm not anti police or anything but transparency is paramount when it comes to the police. They aren't some covert military force that should cover up their actions, everything needs to be presented when it happens.

Re: Backlog Club: Week Zero, May - It's Time To Play Earthbound

ATaco

Earthbound is a game I have started multiple times and have just never seen through. I don't know why, I like the characters well enough. The dialogue is fun...but something always stops me from playing through the entirety of it. I'm not sure I'll be able to do it this time but maybe I'll give it another shot.

Re: Backlog Club: Slay The Spire Part Two - A Tale Of Frustration, Obsession, And Poison

ATaco

I like this game and I enjoyed playing it...until I started getting frustrated with my lack of progression. I'm not the best when it comes to card games, devising good decks eludes me. So every time that I played and died at nearly the same part, it began to kill my enthusiasm for the game more and more. I tried the three characters out, I think I enjoyed the ironclad the most due to being relatively simple but no matter how hard I tried to think up deck combos, proper synergies, I just couldn't Slay The Spire. Games like this, Hearthstone, Yugioh, Gwent... anything that involves strategic use of cards I just fail at horribly.

Re: Mini Review: Waifu Impact - Single-Player 'Fortnite With Fan Service', Minus The Fun

ATaco

You guys are all wondering why your favorite obscure indie didn't get a review? You're looking right at it. People can't help but get all moany whenever the scary Booba games get talked about, resulting in free clicks for NL. A lot more free clicks your good but obscure indie review would get. Stop engaging in these articles if you don't want NL to keep talking about them. Naturally they'll tell you this isn't the reason...but why would NL want to ruin something as easy as this. People that like the big boobs will check it out. People that hate it will check it out. It'll naturally generate more attention than an article about a generic robot with gun or something like that. To argue otherwise...is just incorrect.

Oh and I'm not even defending this game. Even as fan service it's not even good. You'd get more out of a Fortnite skin.

Edit: I just looked back at the last 3 mini reviews and this one easily got triple the comments, triple the engagement than Demon Turf. Demon Turf is excellent! Go check that out instead of giving this unnecessary attention!

Re: Pokémon Unite Reveals In-Game Subscription Service

ATaco

Fully expected! You get what you don't pay for!! They will slowly continue to make the pass more and more appealing...but only bit by bit to let people get used to each annoyance before introducing the next. It's literally a psychological trap. They introduce this new thing and the hardcore fans rationalize it as "at least it's cosmetics!" And then they toss in a single p2w element "It's not necessary to win games!" And then a bit more until you're missing out on entire features if you aren't subscribed to the service.

Oh and I'm not exaggerating. The example scenario is based on what happened with Fire Emblem heroes and its FEH pass. It WILL get worse.

Re: Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D Physical Prices Jump As eShop Closure Looms

ATaco

It still amazes me to this day the level of detail in snake eater. There are hours upon hours of codec calls and if you really dive into them you can get into some funny stuff. Try using the codec to call para medic whenever you eat something for example, she'll give you information about what you just ate and can often lead to some pretty funny exchanges. That's the attention to detail that really impresses me with video games.

Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Will Reveal Some Skin, Unsurprisingly

ATaco

@icomma mount your friends exists, complete with flop physics and is surprisingly not an adult rated game and there was no backlash when it came out so it seems it'd be perfectly fine if games included exactly what you mention. In fact I'd say that's something that's always been missing with duke nukem. With how many genital jokes he makes you'd half expect him to beat someone with it.

Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Will Reveal Some Skin, Unsurprisingly

ATaco

And here I was hoping I'd be able to decapitate people, stabbing them in the gut and watching their intestines spill out like a normal sane person. Japan is just appealing to Japan. The games we like they see US as the weirdos for loving our murder porn, since they censor excessive violence and gore over there. Yet the way people talk about violent games in the west "yes more blood! Look at them get chopped in half!! Do the finisher where you impale someone with a pitchfork!" is personally more disgusting than seeing some breasts or butt on a screen. The double standards need to stop.