Yep. It’s a pile of sh1t. But strangely enough plenty of people are happy to buy sh1t these days, otherwise they wouldn’t release things in a state like this.
The initial asking price was already pushing it for what it is, imo. The only thing you could say is that it’s even worse on other platforms. Crazy times.
The remake culture is getting way out of control. I’d wish developers focused more on making actual new experiences instead of endlessly recycling the past.
They’ll take the easiest, fastest route: a straightforward remake with just a fresh coat of paint. Outsource it to another studio, keep the investent low, and collect the easy money from fans that buy it regardless.
Sorry to sound pessimistic, but this is just how gaming businesses operate these days.
Happy to see DK Bananza doing well! As a matter of fact, it still feels like the only true “next-gen” title so far, and it’s been over a year since it came out…
Sounds more and more like it’s going to be a straightforward remake and not a creative reimagination. Too bad. But I guess it sells no matter what they do with it.
Almost none of these are actual good remakes. They’re simply already-great games re-released on newer hardware with minor gameplay tweaks, some quality-of-life improvements, or a graphical facelift.
I'm really hoping this movie doesn't end up being a disaster. Recent video game adaptations haven't exactly inspired much confidence. Most feel like they're made just to cash in on the success of the games rather than tell a great story fit for the medium.
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Re: Nintendo Announces Two Directs For Next Week, 8th & 9th September 2026
Just announce something, anything, that isn’t a remake or simple sequel.
I want to see a glimpse of that good ol’ Nintendo brilliance again, because the Switch 2 hasn’t seen much of it yet.
Re: Rumour: A Norwegian Retailer Seems To Think It Knows The Developer For The Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Remake
If it’s just a simple one-on-one remake as it seems to be, than the developer doesn’t even matter all that much.
Re: Mario Tennis Fever Serves Up A Small Update On Switch 2 (Version 1.1.1)
When I bought this I actually felt a bit scammed about how expensive the game was for the shallow single player experience it had to offer.
I was hoping that they would add a big chunk of solo content down the road, but unfortunately that doesn’t seem to happen.
Re: Video: Here's What 007 First Light Looks Like Running On Switch 2
Really weird that it takes so much longer to arrive on Switch. They should’ve planned this better.
Re: Mega Man Series Producer Says Capcom Would Love To Revisit Mega Man X
There have been 8 installments already.
It’s safe to say they already milked the X series to the max. Just try to come up with something new…
Re: PSA: It's Your Last Chance To Pick Up A Switch 2 Before The Price Goes Up
I don’t think anyone needs to be in a rush to get one if they haven’t purchased one already.
Except for Bananza there hasn’t been any first party game that actually felt like a next-gen title so far.
Re: PSA: Modern Warfare 4's Switch 2 Retail Version Is A Code-In-A-Box
Yep. It’s a pile of sh1t. But strangely enough plenty of people are happy to buy sh1t these days, otherwise they wouldn’t release things in a state like this.
Re: James Pond Publisher Denies AI-Generated Trailer, But No One's Buying It
Why so much fuzz about what tools he might have used? It doesn’t matter if it’s AI or not. If it’s bad, it’s bad.
Re: Nintendo Details Switch 2 Price Increase For The UK
The initial asking price was already pushing it for what it is, imo. The only thing you could say is that it’s even worse on other platforms. Crazy times.
Re: A Trademark Renewal For Dr. Mario's Mobile Game Has Apparently Been Spotted
That’s the ugliest side of digital-only games. They can just pull the plug whenever they please.
Re: Industry Legend Warren Spector Announces His Retirement From Game Development
Unfortunately, he’s not wrong. Times used to be much simpler—you could just make a fun game.
Now it’s a mega-business with insane amounts of money involved. It’s bound to get dirty.
Re: Pokémon Pokopia Expansion Pass Getting Packaged Download Release
Things are getting worse and worse.
Re: Rumour: New Mario LEGO Sets Could Be Surprisingly Affordable
Yes, it could be “surprisingly affordable “. It could also be ridiculously overpriced. Without context these prices mean nothing.
Re: Pokémon Bank Is Shutting Down In February 2027
Another example of a digital service that people still use getting axed.
If all-digital is gonna be the future, it sure as hell is a cloudy one.
Re: Talking Point: 'Pokopia 2' Feels Inevitable, But Do We Really Need A Sequel?
Of course we don’t need it. Do they care though? Whatever prints money they milk into oblivion.
Re: Feature: One Year On, Is Anyone Still Playing Drag x Drive?
I was gonna say this game was Nintendo’s biggest fail of the Switch 2, but then I remembered they also tried to sell us a “Welcome Tour” manual.
Re: Development On Final Fantasy 9 Remake Reportedly "No Longer Moving Forward"
The remake culture is getting way out of control. I’d wish developers focused more on making actual new experiences instead of endlessly recycling the past.
Re: Legend Of Zelda Limited Edition Switch 2 Console And Pro Controller Leaks
I already have a Switch 2 and I already have Ocarina of Time.
Can they also come up with something new?
Re: Stardew Valley - Switch 2 Edition Physical Release Announced, Pre-Orders Now Live
A small indie dev showing all those giant AAA studios how it’s actually done.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Metroid 40th Anniversary Special
Kinda ridiculous how three of them feature nearly the exact same pose.
Super Metroid is the only one that stands out in a more creative way.
Re: Aliens: Fireteam Elite Cloud Version Is No Longer Playable On Switch
Inexcusable to pull the plug so soon. The “digital future” definitely doesn’t bode well for consumer rights, that much is clear already.
Re: Feature: "It's Disingenuous To Call It A Remake" - Bethesda On Why Oblivion For Switch 2 Is A Remaster
Nice that they actually put the game on the cart!
Bizarre times we live in that something so basic has become a tremendous achievement.
Re: Square Enix's Financial Year Is Off To A Strong Start, With Profits On The Up And Up
Sadly these numbers don’t give them any incentive to improve their awful Switch support. Switch owners will keep getting the short end of the stick.
Re: Talking Point: Which Developer Is Working On The Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Remake?
They’ll take the easiest, fastest route: a straightforward remake with just a fresh coat of paint. Outsource it to another studio, keep the investent low, and collect the easy money from fans that buy it regardless.
Sorry to sound pessimistic, but this is just how gaming businesses operate these days.
Re: Nintendo Highlights Multiple Major Third-Party Releases For Switch 2 In 2026 And Beyond
Look at that Game-Key infestation.
Re: Wild Blue Skies, A Star Fox-Inspired Shooter, Is Finally Confirmed For Switch
At this point I’d rather take a fresh rip-off then an official remake for the tenth time.
Re: Nintendo Reveals Its Playable Gamescom Line-Up
Damn, that’s quite a pathetic line up for such a big game show…
Re: Rumour: Diablo IV Is Reportedly Coming To Switch 2 "Very Soon"
Game-Key / Code in Box = No Buy.
Re: Best Metroid Games Of All Time
I’m still sour about how they screwed up MP4. It actually makes me doubt that Nintendo is able to do adult-oriented games at all anymore.
Re: Capcom Isn't Fussed About A Potential All-Digital Future
That’s some very creative bookmarking on their end! Of course it’s gonna be 90% if you hardly release any physical products.
Re: Nintendo Reconfirms Release Windows For Upcoming Switch 2 Games
I can’t believe a remake is their big holiday title. Sure, it’s Zelda, but still. Some people prefer to play something that’s actual new. :/
Re: Switch 2 Surpasses 23 Million Units As Nintendo Claims Sales Remain "Solid"
Decent numbers, especially considering the fact that the software lineup hasn’t been stellar so far.
Re: Here Are The Best-Selling Switch 1 & 2 Games As Of June 2026
Happy to see DK Bananza doing well! As a matter of fact, it still feels like the only true “next-gen” title so far, and it’s been over a year since it came out…
Re: "I Threatened Him" - Capcom Producer's Radical Approach To Negotiating With Miyamoto
The Capcom developed titles were amazing.
Re: Talking Point: So, What Did You Think Of The Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave Nintendo Direct?
It doesn’t look like a Switch 2 game at all…
Re: Xbox Series S Is Now More Expensive Than Switch 2 In Europe And The UK
Crazy. I already feel the Switch 2 offers too little value for its money. The other platforms are doing even worse it seems!
Re: Miyamoto Wants Nintendo Products To Be As Ubiquitous As School Bags
With these prices? Nintendo merchandise feels Apple-like these days. You pay a premium fee just for the brand name.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (1st August)
I always try to give multiple systems some playing time. Weekend lineup:
Re: Switch 2 Has Reportedly Already Surpassed GameCube's UK Sales
Well, they’re still carving up its corpse, selling the pieces back to us one remake at a time.
Re: Capcom Says The Likelihood Of A Pragmata Sequel Is High
I’m very happy to hear investing in an original, new IP paid off!
It’s almost a rarity to find a good game that isn’t a remake or sequel these days.
Re: The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Switch 2 Rating Surfaces Online
Sounds more and more like it’s going to be a straightforward remake and not a creative reimagination. Too bad. But I guess it sells no matter what they do with it.
Re: Best Nintendo Remakes & Remasters Of All Time, Ranked
Almost none of these are actual good remakes. They’re simply already-great games re-released on newer hardware with minor gameplay tweaks, some quality-of-life improvements, or a graphical facelift.
Re: Clair Obscur Dev Still Interested In Switch 2 Port, But Admits It Would Be A "Big Technical Challenge"
Meh, would be a Game-Key anyway, so no thanks.
Re: Final Fantasy Devs Think Other Remakes Would Probably Go Beyond A Trilogy
Enough with all the remakes already… Make something original for a change!
Re: Splatoon Raiders' User Scores Are Off To A Splashing Start On Metacritic
Truly a shame they didn’t want to include splitscreen multiplayer. This would’ve been a blast to play with friends and family on the big screen.
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Splatoon Raiders?
Due to the absence of splitscreen multiplayer, I can’t give it higher than a six. A huge missed opportunity.
Re: "It Might Show My Age" - Zelda Movie Actor's BOTW Memories Will Make You Feel Old
I'm really hoping this movie doesn't end up being a disaster. Recent video game adaptations haven't exactly inspired much confidence. Most feel like they're made just to cash in on the success of the games rather than tell a great story fit for the medium.
Hopefully this one proves that trend wrong…
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Estimated File Size Revealed
Not including the DLC for these re-releases feels kinda scummy. Are they really going to make people buy that separately again? C’mon…
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Mario Superstar Baseball (GameCube)
The composition of the western one is interesting and dynamic, although I dislike the title logo. The Japanese one is very dull overall.
Re: Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Will Run At 30fps On Switch
Even if they’d announce a Switch 2 version, it’d probably be a Game-Key crap. We just can’t win with third parties these days.