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Re: Video: Alien Isolation Looks Better On Switch Than PS4, Says Digital Foundry

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@KitsuneNight

It's underpowered if you just want to dock it. Get a PS4Pro/XBX if you're just going to console it.

As a portable it isn't half bad and has all the usual compromises that portables have. I still think Apple would've been a better cpu vendor than Nvidia since their ARM chips are the best in the business and Nvidia isn't the most reliable partner (think xbox) but who knows if Apple would've been into it or maybe even turned it down.

Re: Review: Resident Evil 5 - More Action Than Horror, And All The Better For It

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@Mgene15

Because CorvoRevo is an idiot.

I'd expect the real answer is that the Switch is sometimes better and sometimes worst than the last gen. Kinda like how the WiiU was technically graphically more powerful but the CPU was slower compared to the 360/PS3. In certain games the Switch can get away with some effects and what not that the oldsters couldn't but some games are just too taxing considering the super low memory bandwidth and the concessions they made to allow portability with more than 1hr of battery life (or less).

That and it's Capcom. Lucky it even boots a game. At some point they'll just package a code that just boots a screen with a giant yellow and blue FU on it..

Re: Grab Your Loincloth And Clench For Otokomizu, Swinging To Switch This Halloween

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@ramu-chan

I'm not 100% but I seem to remember xbox/ps stores being chock full of crap too. Even more so when MS was doing that little xbox indie store thing they killed off years ago.

N has been really bad about actually getting features into the system and fixing a lot of this stuff. I have no clue what they are doing to be honest. They have no online strategy, the system needs more UI updates, the store needs a UI update as well as some better curation (or just sticking stuff like this in some corner so no one sees it). I would hope all their attention is on the Switch2 but I'll wager it's just more Nintendo incompetence showing it's ugly head. They've been rudderless for so long they've lost all will to do things right I guess.

Re: European Version Of The Rebel Collection Lists Assassin's Creed Rogue As A Download

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Blame Nintendo. They forced the stupid expensive carts and should be giving them away to publishers but in their infinite greed and shortsightedness this is what happened.

What's really great is even a lot of disc games now on the twins are requiring 10's of gigs of downloading when you purchase the game. I just think this is how it's going to go. These companies don't want to give you physical media. They want to control the channel so they can pull/revoke the licenses at will so you need to rebuy. It's a shady game all around imo.

Re: Guide: The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2 - Everything We Know So Far

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@NImH

I wasn't talking about the music.

The weapon degradation is awful and is awful in EVERY game ever. I also don't want to mix potions, cook food, or any of that micromanagement BS. We have Elder Scrolls games for that. Adding odd-ball realism type things to a Zelda game is silly imo. How about they do the same to Mario. No you can't jump like that; find the step stool and ladders....

The shrines are BORING. The larger dungeons are much more interesting. Maybe not even dungeons but different areas to complete.

Look; it's nice they tried something different but I'd have rather they made a new series than to put Zelda in it.

Different strokes for different folks. I'm glad you enjoyed it but I've basically given up on it.

Re: Guide: The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2 - Everything We Know So Far

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Can they get rid of the bullcrap weapon degradation?

And add in more stock Zelda stuff like large dungeons.

BOTW was interesting but as Zelda games go I don't think it was quite what I was looking for. Link's Awakening is much more what I like to see in a Zelda game.

They can change up some things but the core needs to stay relatively stable. It was like if Sony made God of War 4 a first person shooter.

Re: Australian Rating Could Mean We're Getting GTA III On Switch

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@GAMER1984dude

Well first of all Miyamoto wasn't the bee's knees. He still couldn't get them to make a real console/deal with the internet.

As for a Switch 2? I have no idea. I don't know if Nvidia even has a chip for them. They are more worried about cars than consoles and the RTX stuff is dumb (but give them credit for getting ray tracing out and in the mix)....

Tegra 2 would be it but that's not much faster. N may be that rock and hard place like MS was with Nvidia back in the XB days. The full reason why they went with AMD/PowerPC. Nvidia and Intel were just bad for that type of thing. Maybe N will learn that.

N needs to team up with Apple. Both do overpriced gadgets that are popular. The A12 would rock games without the terrible thermal limits of a phone/tablet.

edit: and yes.. Bully please! I'd buy it.

Re: Australian Rating Could Mean We're Getting GTA III On Switch

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The 360/ps3 DID NOT run GTA V well at ALL.. Full stop. It was horrible.

The PS4/XB1 did it OK and that is the lowest acceptable bar of performance imo.

The Switch also has awful memory latency. Streaming an open world like GTA V would be just bad.

I mean good for those who'd buy it if it came out (it won't) but I wouldn't touch it. There's a minimum level of performance I need and the Switch just ain't there on games like that. It's an indie/N console for me now. Heck the judder in Link's Awakening is pretty off-putting imo. They should've locked that one to 30fps.

Re: Australian Rating Could Mean We're Getting GTA III On Switch

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@Ralizah

No thanks. V ran terribly on the old twins. The Switch would do it no justice.

Switch2 with GTAVI on release (if the Switch2 could actually run things)? Now we're talking.

But in reality, I would maybe grab San Andreas (with updated textures/resolution). I never finished it on PS2 and I rebought on MS Store and never really played much.

Re: Review: Mario Kart Tour - Steer Around The Gacha For A Fun, Free Take On The Series

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@suikoden

That's a bit mental.

IF N get's out of real console games then it'll be because they are TERRIBLE at consoles. Where's the Switch 2? Where's the real online connectivity? Are we still using friend codes (I don't do N online so not sure there)?

EVERYTHING they've done since the SNES has been bad. Greedily holding to carts when everyone went cd. The madness of no DVD on the GC and using those dumb low density mini-discs. The stupid waggle stuff. Whatever the Wii-U was supposed to be. Clinging to the Switch sporting 6 year old hardware when they should be iterating it every 2-3 years. Not understanding what the internet is and fighting fruitlessly against it.....

The list goes on. No it won't be IOS games that will kill N's console run; It'll be Nintendo pointing the shotgun right at their own heads.