Sometimes while sweeping the internet for new game releases we come across something that defies easy categorisation. Most games are easy: oh, it's XCOM meets Mario, or looks like DOOM in Minecraft with a dash of endless runner. Then there are things like Otokomizu which, well, look at it.
It's coming to Switch on 31st October from publisher 'Undefined' (according to Nintendo.com!), and it looks like... a game you'll be able to play on Nintendo Switch. Normally at times like these the eShop webpage comes to our rescue with a brief description summarising the game. Otokomizu's description is certainly brief, summing up the title thusly:
Hovering in the sky over Edo City with a loincloth!
This jet pack firefighting 3D action game has the most mysterious operation feeling ever!
Hmm. Not much to go on, that's for sure. Still, they say that a picture paints a thousand words, so feast your eyes on these cheeky screenshots. Be warned, though - there were only three words which sprang to mind when we first saw these:
Fortunately, a trip to the Steam store sheds a little more light on the subject, although not much. Developed by Big Boys Studio and published (on Steam, at least) by Stepcloud.inc, the game launched in February on PC. We were going to summarise the details, but we think it's better to preserve the uncanny quality of the original text:
It is Edo period.
Eject water from your body and fight the fire for Edo City.Water ejecting trigger pads are attached to both hands and feet, and you can shoot up in the sky as if you have a jet pack.
Try to move to extinguish fire delicately with your right hand, left hand, right foot and left foot.
Hover in the air and be dramatic, or go carefully. Either is fine. It’s up to you!Switch the “stance” and change your posture which is the direction of the ejection.
There are several types of “stance”. Some are compatible for moving around. Some are compatible for attacking. You can unlock these stances by extinguishing fire and collecting “Mizudama”.
Chose four stances and create your own style!Knock down the large boss and don’t forget the disturbing ninjas.
That's that cleared up then! If you're intrigued to see the game in action (and be warned, it features men wearing only fundoshi and spraying liquid from various places), you can check out the PC trailer.
If you want to find out more, it'll cost you $9 / £7.19 for the privilege when the game launches on Halloween (or a day earlier in the UK). With the huge number of games coming out right now we doubt this'll be creeping onto our review list, so feel free to report back in the comments section below and let us know exactly what's going on here.
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So unlockable colors for the water?
The Eshop shop to be baron place a few years ago, each title released was a gem and worth your time. Now it's a place to visit for pure shovelware and it's getting beyond a joke as finding games that are actually worth your time is proving more difficult by the day... Who is even curating the Eshop now adays
@CANCEROUS
The letter was a gem? There was probably a higher crap ratio on Wii u with less games. Lots of junk. Especially towards the end.
I'm tempted to make a cheeki breeki joke now.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP
Oooooohhh kay then.
....At least there's no giant jiggling boobs, those games are automatically terrible, right?
So good to see Cho Aniki get a spiritual sequel.
Looks like a student project using a generic character model grabbed from Turbosquid and a couple of low poly building models.
It looks abysmal.
Nintendo really should institute some quality control on the eShop. Quantity over quality is not sensible. The place is a cesspit. It's nearly as bad as Steam.
This takes the phrase "fire in my loins" to a whole new level.
I'll show myself out.
Reminds me of a beautiful game called Stomach hurts and flew Frisbee.
@CANCEROUS Honestly
that's why I go more physical than Digital, it makes me get my ass up and actually look at a review of the game instead of just going through tonnes of shovel-ware winging it with only the description to go off of when I do want a game, and if it's digital only then i'll still get it if it's small though, that's how crap the E-shop is, and quite a lot of people literally think this is fine. It's the category of people who say we don't need themes, folders, or UI customization.
@ramu-chan
I'm not 100% but I seem to remember xbox/ps stores being chock full of crap too. Even more so when MS was doing that little xbox indie store thing they killed off years ago.
N has been really bad about actually getting features into the system and fixing a lot of this stuff. I have no clue what they are doing to be honest. They have no online strategy, the system needs more UI updates, the store needs a UI update as well as some better curation (or just sticking stuff like this in some corner so no one sees it). I would hope all their attention is on the Switch2 but I'll wager it's just more Nintendo incompetence showing it's ugly head. They've been rudderless for so long they've lost all will to do things right I guess.
That's absolutely "pure quality 100% fun for the whole family"!
It's games like this that give other actually good indie games from Japan a bad name.
It's like reliving the magic of the Wii a second time.
Or in this case the Wii Wii?
@sanya_exe Of course, that's why we need more wholesome family appropriate M rated FPS games to block out all those peverted anime titty games made by the devil himself.
"I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire."
But this guy will.
Don't eat the yellow snow...
@ThanosReXXX Nono, that's all wrong, it's "Please do not utilize snow that is become yellow for purpose of consuming."
But are you gonna play this on the bus?
@NEStalgia Yeah... I'm not really down with the whole "Engrish" explanation of a game thing...
NEVER forget the disturbing ninjas.
Day 1 purchase for me! This is what gaming is all about. Good night GTA, Fifa, Need for Speed, Cod, Hollow Knight, Dead Cells and all these AAA and Indiegamehype casual victims.
blinks slowly Uh huuuh...
@Dakotastomp Nothing more wholesome then buttcheeks being held together by ancient g-strings. 😄
@Tempestryke So true. That's why every family this Christmas should buy this game to teach their kids the wholesomeness of loincloths!
Well, this is a game changer. Who knew putting out fires would be so fun!
i read the title as "Grab your Loli-cloth"
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