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Re: Dragon Quest X Could Make It To The West As An Offline Version

TheFongz

I'm pretty sure that dragon quest 9 was an "offline mmorpg"...
Recruitable NPCs instead of properly-written characters as party members, quest boards instead of a proper story...
After DQ8 blew me away, DQ9 made it clear that missing out on an online DQ10 would be no big loss. Just write it off and look forward to DQ11 making things right again.

Re: Wandersong On Switch eShop Has Outperformed Steam Sales By Nearly Three To One

TheFongz

I might also add: if you launch a game on the Google Play app store, it does NOT automatically show up on the "new and updated" section. If you launch a game on Steam, you'd better hope that The Algorithm thinks lots of people's tastes will align. Nintendo's e-shop seems to be refreshingly simple, like the switch front end: when you open the store, you see all games, most recently released first. I make a point to check it out every day. I feel like nothing cool flies under the radar.

Re: FutureGrind Brings Colourful Flipping Fun To Nintendo Switch Later This Year

TheFongz

@baller98 sorry I don't play online so I can't comment on that. But as a single player game Hover has grown and grown on me. Once you've upgraded your speed and jump a bit, you're pretty much flying around this huge, very vertical city. It a bit of a "joys and challenges of getting from A to B" type of experience.

As a port it can be a little rough around the edges - the worst is navigating the menus with a mouse cursor, and this weird 2-second delay between pressing pause and the game actually pausing. It's no 60fps experience either. But it's totally playable, the music is really cool and the neon soaked city is quite a playground. It's currently my go-to for a quick dose of zone-out, get-in-the-flow action.

Re: Assassin's Creed Odyssey Cloud Version Screens Released, Switch File Size Also Revealed

TheFongz

I honestly don't understand tech in the world sometimes. I have never, ever had a good online gaming experience. Even just browsing the nintendo e-shop often causes my switch to struggle. Meanwhile fortnite and overwatch are setting the world on fire, and some people apparently are even able to stream stuff like this... Good for them I guess, but it always sounds like some impossible future-speak to me...

Re: Disgraced King Of Kong Star Billy Mitchell Is Aiming To Reclaim His Donkey Kong Score

TheFongz

@krvstkvlt probably; it's likely he won't get back in to Twin Galaxies or anything else but if I were him, this is what I'd do. The guy has one trick, something he is legitimately good at and it has been taken away. He may always be known as "the mame guy" in formal circles but if he lets that be the end of his narrative then it's as if he never did anything honestly at all. This sounds perfect to me, if he can do it: just prove that he can honestly do it, walk away with head held high and don't try to walk back history any further.

Re: Feature: Remembering Super Mario 128, The Groundbreaking Masterpiece That Never Really Existed

TheFongz

Seems to me like Mario 128 was a failure of marketing, perhaps similar to No Man's Sky... With Reggie saying categorically that it's a game and coming soon, Miyamoto saying it's on his desk just over here... There was never a game; someone somewhere was clearly lying. I don't know why they did it, there was no need to, but once the hype reached critical mass they were afraid of disappointing people so they just kept lying. It sounds as if I'm bitter about it; I don't care and I never did... But the whole thing always seemed to me like our favourite guys got in over their heads and panicked... For like 5 years straight...

Re: Soapbox: Why Do We Want More Games When We've Already Got Too Many?

TheFongz

@Benjoo Hedonic adaptation is a good answer, but I think the tone of the article is too negative. We've reached the point where games can be scooped up by the armful, and it's awesome. I can ride the hype train on new releases, and actually buy them when they come out, as well as pick up curios and hidden gems on the e-shop when it takes my fancy. And, of course, actually play them since the Switch just makes me find time for it. What a time to be alive.
20 years ago, basically all new games cost $100 AUD. And I was a broke kid. Now I can swim in a sea of delights for peanuts. You won't find me complaining.

Re: Oculus VR Chief Technology Officer Identifies Nintendo Switch As Market Competitor

TheFongz

I'd say the switch is a competitor with this device in that it has created a niche alongside the more powerful gaming machines. However if they think mobile VR is going to truly take off, they're pretty delusional.
I used my Samsung Gear VR on a plane once, just to watch a movie. I felt like the biggest dork, and never bothered bringing that bulky thing again. Wouldn't even consider playing a game in that situation, or using it somewhere less "safe" such as a bus or a park or a laundromat.
And then there's the marketing... With the Switch promoted as something you can share, and VR by its very nature dropping you instantly out of society. I tell you, I am super excited about VR but it is the death of a party.

Re: Hover - The Closest You'll Get To Jet Set Radio On Switch

TheFongz

I bought it because I wanted something to zoom around in. The port from PC is insulting (navigate menus with a mouse cursor?!?!), the neon everywhere is disorienting, the movement takes a long time to get used to and "Game Ball" is incomprehensible game design. But the more I play it, the more I'm able to get into the flow. Once you reach a high point and you're moving around at speed, leaping down instead of scrambling up, everything starts to click. I'd say if the concept interests you and you have the patience to push through a bad first impression, get it.

Re: Guide: How Cloud Saves Work In Nintendo Switch Online

TheFongz

"It seems that if you cancel your Nintendo Switch Online subscription, Nintendo will immediately delete your cloud saves. There isn't a holding period or anything like that, so make sure they're backed up."

... Are you kidding? The whole reason people care about cloud saves is you CAN'T back them up yourself.

That and the whole angle of this article is "here's how the cloud saves work... Actually we don't know how they work"

I feel insulted.

Re: Time Carnage - A Silly But Mildly Enjoyable Tribute To Classic Light Gun Shooters

TheFongz

Just in case anyone was unaware, real light gun games from the olden days relied on the oldschool CRT TV technology to work. That's why nobody makes good ones any more, except maybe some arcade games.
Personally I found Skyward Sword's motion detection to be a nightmare so I have no faith that joy cons are going to ever deliver a satisfying lightgun-style experience.