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Re: Editorial: Wii Remote Pointer vs. Switch Gyro Controls - The Resident Evil Test

SteamedSquid

Full-fat FPS games like DOOM work wonderfully on PC using the Steam Controller's gyro by itself or combined with a trackpad (left or right, you pick). I'd even say it works better than in Splatoon because I can set the sensitivity to whatever I want (Splatoon 2's highest is still a bit too low) and my aim doesn't get thrown off by that lousy camera or my own squidkid blocking my view of enemies when they're in my sights where they belong.

There's no reason for console shooters in this post-Splat world to avoid gyro control, and if Metroid fails to use it without a good reason, it belongs in the insta-nope pile with so many PS4 games.

Re: Review: Farming Simulator: Nintendo Switch Edition (Switch)

SteamedSquid

This 7 looks like "Well we're not really qualified to judge this game because of what it sets out to do, but it SEEMS pretty good for what it is!" If they were actually part of the target audience, then they would have been able to more accurately describe why it would deserve a rating higher than a 7...or go deep enough to find glaring flaws that might send it down to 6-land.

Re: Review: Culdcept Revolt (3DS)

SteamedSquid

This would have been excellent if it had released BEFORE I'd gotten into other digital card games and a slosher-load of other big-screen games! Oops. Well, I made my dollar vote anyway because I'm a fan, so it'll be there if I feel like squinting at these dinky cards before a Switch iteration is made.

Re: Hardware Review: Pokkén Tournament DX Pro Pad by Hori

SteamedSquid

Caught one of these day one. Only tried it for a few minutes on several Neo Geo games, but that D-pad's a huge leap forward from last month's HORIPAD. Even though it does nothing to let me know I'm changing directions, I'm always going where I want and only die because I screw up.

Re: DOOM Will Be 720p When Docked, And Unsurprisingly There's No 'Motion' Aiming

SteamedSquid

I gyro-aim on PC and it is glorious. Sad to see it being excluded here, given that Nintendo put gyro aiming on the map.

@Turbo857 DKCR's Wiimote control may have needed "gimmicky waggle" to cram all the controls in---and that's fine for people who didn't want to buy another controller--- but being a separately-sold accessory isn't even a good excuse to not support the Classic Controller and its abundance of proper buttons.

Re: Video: Here's What NBA 2K18 Looks Like on the Switch

SteamedSquid

That's hilariously bad. If I gave a damn about the genre, I'd already be passing on the game due to the broken audio, especially if I were playing on a PC or PS4 where I'd think something was wrong with my system or the disc and be in for quite a scare. Either that or it'd be something to laugh at while enjoying the gameplay (if it's solid enough). Not sure which.

Re: Lichtspeer Developer Suggests That Nintendo Has Switch Achievements in the Works

SteamedSquid

While achievements don't really take anything away (except maybe some dignity), they can add a player base that plays shovelware to inflate gamerscores, poorly-implemented achievements such as the participation awards for completing the tutorial, complete BS RNG-based cheevos and stuff that won't be possible after online service ends, and potentially invading the overall experience depending on what may still be present even after disabling intrusive notifications and whatnot.

It's like cigarettes. We don't have to smoke them, but we'll end up choking on their fumes regardless, possibly be sweeping their butts off the ground, and having to request being seated in no-smoking sections, to eat burgers with nasty pickle juice on the buns and cake that might have bits of sprinkles on the side. Tolerable, but shameful.

Re: Poll: Six Months of the Switch - What Do You Think of Nintendo's Console Hybrid?

SteamedSquid

If it weren't for PC gaming (on a mere GTX 760 but still going strong at 60fps minimum), I'd just be spending way more time on the few Switch games I have, and maybe even buying a few more. Yeah, I'm happy with Switch despite its lack of a proper D-pad and BORING home menu.

(By the way, whose idea was it for the menu's game titles to have "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the" when there's still more than enough room on the screen for "Wild"?)

Re: Splatoon 2 Version 1.3.0 Is Now Live

SteamedSquid

Heavy Splatling's kit is at least slightly better now. Actually got a few krills from the formerly-useless Stingray, and many more times I've actually been threatened by other players using that special. Still hesitant to actively use the Sprinkler though despite its reduction in ink consumption; still too much needing to stop and reload after tossing one out.

Re: Soon You'll Be Able To Customise Your Controls In ARMS

SteamedSquid

Good to see options like this in games other than Smash.
...but having this as a standard is many generations overdue. Few (if any) games have an excuse to not do this. Mario Kart next please, so I can cram everything onto one side of the controller and drink with the free hand!

Re: Soapbox: Playing Super Mario Sunshine Today Painfully Illustrates Nintendo's 3D Evolution

SteamedSquid

Skipped Sunshine back in the day, but tried to play it shortly after finishing Galaxy 2. Big mistake. Got bored after only getting a few Shines simply because my thirst for Power Stars was sated. I don't even remember whether it had camera issues! (Being a GameCube era game, I'd bet on it.) Haven't had the time to give it a fair go though, and Odyssey sure aint helping.

But, yeah. Was able to enjoy Mario 64 (yay freshness back then, and yay nostalgia later!), but Lakitu Cam and everything like it is a legit barrier to enjoyment. Camera should be submissive like MonHun or D Souls or BotW, not trying to wrestle control from the player like Mario and Zelda 64.

Galaxy? From what I remember, it felt like rather than develop a good camera, they designed levels around just having the camera plopped someplace where I wouldn't have any need to control it anyway. It worked for me back then, as I usually prefer having no control over bad control.

Re: Editorial: Is This a Golden Era of Gaming? Absolutely

SteamedSquid

Golden or merely silver, it's the best it's been since the 16-bit golden age, and looks especially brighter as the dark age that was the 7th Console Generation remains but a blurred memory.

The PC offers some really nice 'current' games along with a gamut of spiritual successors that make it hard to pine for the old days or even keep up with what's new.

If I were a Nintendo-only gamer, though, I'd actually have more time to enjoy the Switch's great selection, still have no shortage of games, and still not give too many craps about western AAA third-party games. (though I'd want Overwatch and Quake on Switch, but yeah.)

Re: Review: Splatoon 2 (Switch)

SteamedSquid

I just hope the gyro lag from the Splatfest and Testfire won't pop up here. Got used to it quickly, but it could cause trouble with more skilled opponents and more accurate weapons.

Re: "Lack Of Buttons" Might Prevent LawBreakers From Coming To Switch

SteamedSquid

Count me as another who's struggled to punish an enemy Mercy under the cover of light.

But lack of buttons? That didn't stop games from being made for Genesis instead of (or as well as) SNES. And these days, compared to the Steam Controller, nothing on consoles has enough buttons. At least the Switch has a known gyro.

Re: Netflix Renews Castlevania Series For A Second, Longer Season

SteamedSquid

Castlevania's a stupid fun game series about strutting to a castle, whipping old horror cliches in the face and getting knocked off stairs by floating medusa-heads, so I'm not exactly disappointed at the amount of stupid fun there was to be had in this animated series. Excellent throwback to the best two Castlevanias of their eras.

Re: Poll: Are You Excited About the Super NES Classic Edition?

SteamedSquid

Seriously looking forward to Star Fox despite having an idea how poorly it's aged. Skipped SNES almost entirely back in the day, only played a small fraction of the first-party games on VC, and lost interest in buying the real system and carts. This'll be a treat for me, if I can find one...