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Re: Video: Lego Dimensions Brings Teen Titans, Powerpuff Girls And Beetlejuice To Wii U

Nanoline52

Picked up all the stuff for the game cheap, have only spent about $50 and I have the base WiiU game, Legolas, Gimli, ET, Gremlins, BTTF, Doc Brown, Simpsons, Midway Arcade, Bad Cop, Portal 2, Doctor Who, Scooby Doo, Gollum, Wicked Witch, Benny, Unikitty, and Chase. Girlfriend and I are just digging into the game and it is LOADS of fun for us both to play as the various characters we recognize. Even if this turns out to be the final wave it'll be a great ride to shore.

Re: Smash Melee Champ Resigns from All-Male Rules Committee To Encourage Broader Representation

Nanoline52

The problem is that this is being portrayed by other media like they barred women from entry, when they actually offered women the jobs but were turned down. Yet suddenly the committee are the supposed villains.

Also, if you have no interest in being on the committee until you find out you get to be the only one of a particular group there and that's your motivation, then congratulations, you're doing it for the wrong reason. You should have done it because you honestly wanted to assist in the committee's work, and since you turned it down the first time, clearly you had no interest in that aspect of it. Special snowflakes, get out, ree.

Re: Check Out a New NES Game - Amazon's Running Diet

Nanoline52

I'm unsure why anyone would take offense to this, given the positive message of someone actively choosing to work out toward a goal of self-improvement as they define it, and, via the good ending that this video didn't show, showing that with hard work and determination and self control, one can absolutely improve oneself in both body and spirit.

But then, I'm not surprised that people are looking for reasons to be offended either.

Also, I can't believe anyone would have to even say this, but it's 2017 and it's time to stop propagating this myth that somehow being particularly overweight is healthy for you. Yes, having 10-15, maybe 20 at the most, extra pounds of fat (key word: fat, not muscle) is a reasonably safe concept in the cases of sudden disease so your body has fuel to burn. But it is simply false, projecting, full on denial to claim that if you're packing 40-50 or more pounds of fat that you're somehow "healthy", doubly so if you claim that you can't improve for some reason besides not having functional legs, lungs, or a heart condition.

Quirky free game about a lady running to improve herself and gain self confidence? I see nothing to get offended about here, that sort of self-driving, can-do message is something more of us could use in our lives in multiple ways.

Re: Video: Let's Have a Closer Look at the Player's Guide for Zelda: A Link to the Past

Nanoline52

Very glad to see this classic guide get this kind of attention. I received my older brother's old Nintendo Power magazines and this guide (as well as the Super Mario World and FFIII guides) when I was four. It's a big reason why Link to the Past remains one of my favorite games ever.

I have a digital version of the guide and I've posted it page-by-page on 4chan's /v/ board a few times over the years as "LttPGuideGuy". Despite what so many think about the site, the guide threads have always been wonderful and enjoyable, and those in them truly get lost in the art and lore and the pure detail that went into this amazing guide. It's truly a shame that so few guides ever do this anymore.

Thanks for making this video. =)

Re: Site News: Nintendo Life is Red, Nintendo Life was Blue

Nanoline52

Really not liking this layout. I don't go on the Playstation site so I don't know what it's been like over there, but this is CONFUSING. There's random tiles of stories all over the place, and nothing is running chronologically, so the stuff at the top of my page is sometimes days old. That and some of the stories seem to change positions randomly whenever I refresh.

It's cluttered, there's no gentle empty space like the previous layout allowed for (and thus my eyes get worn down trying to identify stories). And while I get that the red is "thematic", the color being splashed all over the site is much more harsh on the eyes than the old gentle format. And really, trying to argue that blue specifically represented Wii-U when the system didn't have a spot of blue on it just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

I realize I'm laying down a lot of salt here, but this layout has made trying to identify and read the new Switch news very difficult on the computer, and downright aggravating on mobile where it's just scattered all over creation. Sorry, but a pox on this mess. Refine the previous version if you must, but at least give us an option to opt back to the old layout or something similar please.

Re: Bomberman Is Coming To Arcades As Bombergirl

Nanoline52

Hey, I'd buy it. Sure, it's a bit ridiculous, but that's half the fun when it comes to Japanese games. The clothing damage aspect just lends itself more to comedy in my head than titilation, since it appears to be more of a "punishment" for failure than a reward.

Re: Swedish Newspaper Questions The European Release Of Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson

Nanoline52

I kind of have to ask...
So a random Swedish newspaper posts a story against the game, and it gets reposted here. Nevermind that other places far more prominent have probably done similar stuff.
Is this really news, NintendoLife? Or did we just need a place to have the Senran sexism etc discussion beforehand where it could be contained and weaned out to prevent it from taking over future news posts about the game?

I mean, if that was the point, good thinking.

Re: Review: Hakuoki: Memories of the Shinsengumi (3DS)

Nanoline52

My girlfriend has been extremely hyped for this game ever since finding out it was coming to 3DS. What the article doesn't mention is that Hakuoki is an immensely popular game with a huge following overseas and a strong vocal fan base online in the west (hence the western release). The 3DS edition also includes a boatload of physical extras such as a folding fan and a thick encyclopedia about the era and time of the story.

This is a really great story and we're both looking forward to picking it up.

Re: Nintendo Comes Up Empty at the Golden Joystick Awards

Nanoline52

There's already been a lot of iffy poopoodoodiecacapoopsiedoodles about these awards - every single game that won either had the Head of Marketing in Europe, or was European-based. There's a lot of idle talk online that that's just too much of a coincidence and that the awards group may not have wanted to fly anyone in from outside the Eurozone (ie: Japan or America).
Watch the profanity please — TBD

Re: Feature: Great Nintendo 64 Multiplayer Games You May Not Have Played

Nanoline52

BattleTanx: Global Assault was a fantastically fun game. The story was fairly grimdark cheesy, but it was fun in it's own way, and it's one of those rare sequels where you don't have to have played the first game to understand it. I'd highly recommend the game, it's a ton of fun (and you can use nukes...and yes they do absolutely decimate EVERYTHING).

Re: Eiji Aonuma Advises Adventurers to Hoard Rupees in The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

Nanoline52

"They have never sold an item that doesn't go away after each use like the boomerang or the hookshot."

-_-

Shovel and Bow in Link's Awakening. The Blue and Red Shields and a bottle in Link to the Past. The red and blue tunics in Ocarina of Time. The Bomb Bag and Big Bomb Bag in Majora's Mask. The Sail in Wind Waker. The BOOMERANG in Minish Cap. And many, many more.

This is hardly the first time Aonuma's gaffed on his own games. God I'm worried about this nonsensical sequel.

Re: Video: There's A Fan-Made Final Fantasy VI Movie In The Works

Nanoline52

wince

I'm a huge FFVI fan, and I do want to see a movie about it, heck I wrote a script for the first segment of a television adaptation eons back for a scriptwriting class in college. But this...yikes. Everyone's way too young, and the acting seems really stilted. And I just don't understand some of these design choices, there's at least four existing designs for Magitek Armor and this one turned it into this spindly thing that looks like a five year old could kick the legs out from under it.

Re: Feature: A Brief History of Pokémon - Part One

Nanoline52

@Fusion14 You're perfectly entitled to your opinion, even though you're wrong.

FireRed and LeafGreen were enjoyable, sure, but bear in mind that they both censored and changed much of the original game. Yes they added additional content, but the cuts that came with it tends to be the defining factor of which game I choose to play now and then. I would eagerly buy up Red or Blue on the VC - I can't say the same for FireRed and LeafGreen.

Re: Eiji Aonuma: Zelda 3DS Will Feature a Light and Dark World

Nanoline52

Okay hang on, problem.

Inasmuch as I loved the Dark World, it CEASED TO EXIST at the end of Link to the Past. Link got the Triforce, banished Ganon's evil wish, and fixed everything. So HOW can the Dark World exist in a sequel? Unless they're going to completely rehash the entire plot and make Ganon get it yet again, which would make absolutely no sense since Link to the Past was one of the few Zelda games where Ganon was KILLED, and he wasn't resurrected until Oracle of Ages/Seasons (as a mindless beast which was promptly put down again).

This makes no sense.

Re: Tales Of Symphonia Is The Most "Successful" Series Entry In The West, Says Producer

Nanoline52

I'm still the only person I know who enjoyed the sequel to Tales of Symphonia on the Wii.

It's a little more structured than ToS was, because it's guiding us through a direct story, but there's a lot of good character evolution, and there are DOZENS of sidequests - they're just hidden away somewhat since the game moves in chapters. The best way to enjoy the game is to do a normal playthrough the first time, then Grade Shop for the second playthrough and THEN do the sidequests (also because several of them, like the destroyed Balacruf Mausoleum, can only be played on the second playthrough).

Re: Legend Of Zelda Hacked To Make Zelda The Hero

Nanoline52

@Luigifan141 Anita Sarkeesian's videos. The video game news sites don't want to call out her shenanigans because they'd get attacked as "anti-feminist", so instead they're bandwagoning and jumping on a ton of supposedly pro-female stories.

The point is, everyone is acting like these are somehow "major victories" for women in gaming, when really the portrayal of women in video games is at the best place that it's been in for years. Anita's "Damsel in Distress" managed to get people all worked up so they somehow think there's this widespread victimization of women in video games these days. For the idiots who believe this, I point you to Dead or Alive, Tomb Raider, Baldur's Gate, Assassin's Creed, World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Pokemon, Metroid, and about two dozen other series. Everyone needs to calm down - just because one woman misrepresented and left facts OUT of her video (Zelda has been playable three times, ma'am) doesn't mean suddenly every romhack swapping characters is suddenly news. This kind of hack would have taken fifteen minutes at most to do, and moreover it's been done before actually many years ago.

Re: Legend Of Zelda Hacked To Make Zelda The Hero

Nanoline52

Why are people making such a big deal out of this? Fans have been modding games to change things like gender of characters for years. Pokemon Red and Blue had a Pokemon Girl mod made even after Crystal introduced the new female character.

The only reason anyone is reporting this as "news" is because Anita finally released her seven-month-late, $160,000 video in which she basically read off the TVTropes Damsel in Distress page up to the year 1995, while promising to read the rest in the next video, which will be released on a future date yet to be determined.

This is fans being fans. It's not news, it's cheap exploitation of Anita and her status as a controversial figure - not because of the feminist movement, but because of her personally.

Edit: "Via Kotaku". Let me say something very clearly: Kotaku is the biggest example of non-news exploitation on the entire internet when it comes to video games. They have no credibility, no credentials, constantly publish fiction as fact, and will grab for attention anywhere they can get it. Do NOT let Nintendo Life, by all accounts a very good site, be wrapped up in their biased inane shenanigans.