@90sRetroGaming if hackers were allowed online you'd never get first because hackers just hack their top speed beyond anything you can ever get. Or they'll get a blue shell with the tap of a button to kick you out of first place whenever you get it. You must be deluded to think hackers online would make racing more fun.
I wish people would stop using that white skinned shantae art for half-genie hero, wayforward used it for like two days before switching to a proper version of shantae's skin tone and yet I still see this version pop up everywhere.
First is was dlc, then on-disc day 1 dlc, then microtransactions, then mobile ports and now pachinko machines. These companies will always find new ways to profit.
Just give us free games, literally that's their best way to say thank you for buying a wiiu. Just give us like 10 virtual console games for free again.
They should've just made the outfit less revealing and removed the tattoos if they're afraid of offending native americans, can't they see how replacing a native american by a cowboy of all things is a very bad decision? That's almost the same thing as removing a jewish caricature and replacing it with a nazi instead.
@Mus1cLov3r the fact is that there is no such thing as "1 guaranteed free play a day" as a lot of people imply. You can be immature and say "it's just because you suck!!!" but that doesn't change the fact that there's no free plays each day as a lot of people try to argue for some reason.
@iphys No, you are the one wrong about how you think this game works. Stop propagating the lie that you get one free play each day, it simply isn't the case.
@NintyMan I keep seeing the "one guaranteed free play a day" thing everywhere but I've failed to get any free plays out of the practice machine two days in a row now so that's dumb.
I'm glad you included the Shibata Phoenix Wright one, that was my favourite for sure. For someone who is supposed to host the European directs we only see Shibata about twice a year, but I'm still glad whenever he hosts. He always seems kinda nervous but really excited about every game he announces, even games that are clearly not that good.
@ULTRA-64 That's how stocks work, you buy them when they're low when you're expecting them to rise. Nintendo's stock is low right now and with how long they haven't announced anything you'd expect a good announcement soon (which would cause the stock to rise).
@Sinister this character is not on the beach, she's clearly being put in that costume for titilating purposes. Context is everything. They added this for the purpose of pedophiles (or lolicons as they like to dub themselves) to enjoy it, which is why it's good that this is removed. It's why it's ok for a parent to have a video of their own naked baby but not for a complete stranger to have a collection of videos of naked babies. Context.
@Kaze_Memaryu child porn in the form of a bikini-clad 13 year old is more despicable. Honestly, what would your mom say if you told her this is was you're defending on the internet?
Good, nintendo is becoming more and more progressive. If only they'd just remove this kind of stuff from the japanese version as well. If no one knew this was an option in the fist place then no one would cry "censorship" at the removal of it either.
@simonthomas6 that's what makes it balanced, if you got nothing but gold mushrooms in first place it wouldn't be very balanced would it? In Mario kart Wii there was a guaranteed 2 blue shells each race, in mario kart 8 I don't see them in about 60% of the races I'm in. I don't think you understand what balanced means and I have no doubt the reason you think it's unbalanced is because you're as bad at mario kart 8 as you are at the english language.
@rushiosan lol mario kart 8 is the best balanced mario kart to date, the fact that you think mario kart wii is more balanced than it shows you either haven't played the game or just plain suck at it. It's not unbalanced just because you're a terrible mario kart player bro. People can almost consistently place top 4 whenever they race online, something which definitely could not be said about mario kart wii. It sounds like you don't want any items at all in order to have it be balanced, in which case you should go play forza or something.
Shibata from nintendo europe admitted to reading nintendolife once I think, maybe someone high up in nintendo can get the tournament feedback back to sakurai
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Re: Gallery: Take a Look at Famitsu Scans and Screenshots for Zero Time Dilemma
Where can I find them translated though
Re: Nintendo Targets and Blocks Mario Kart Hack Videos From YouTube
@90sRetroGaming if hackers were allowed online you'd never get first because hackers just hack their top speed beyond anything you can ever get. Or they'll get a blue shell with the tap of a button to kick you out of first place whenever you get it. You must be deluded to think hackers online would make racing more fun.
Re: Nintendo Targets and Blocks Mario Kart Hack Videos From YouTube
@90sRetroGaming why would you start finding online more fun when you can never be 1st?
Re: We Squid You Not, Japan Really Is Getting Splatoon Candy
Sadly I can't stand melon flavour.
Re: Site News: Welcome To The Brand New Nintendo Life!
I'm not a big fan, now it just looks like every other gaming news site out there. I liked the unique style nintendolife had.
Re: Feature: The Biggest Wii U Games of 2016
I wish people would stop using that white skinned shantae art for half-genie hero, wayforward used it for like two days before switching to a proper version of shantae's skin tone and yet I still see this version pop up everywhere.
Re: Feature: Our Staff's Hopes and Dreams for Nintendo's 2016
I wanna see Alex from Nintendolife's hopes and dreams. Also I'm surprised by how many of the staff thinks the NX is coming out in 2016.
Re: Nintendo of Europe Announces the Next Splatfest for the Region
Riches for sure, muscles are overrated.
Re: Prepare to Unlock Birdo and Excitebike Costumes in Super Mario Maker Soon
Daisy never ever
Re: Reggie Talks Smartphone Gaming and My Nintendo
@Arlo I'm Dutch lol
Re: Reggie Talks Smartphone Gaming and My Nintendo
Mitch did you know your last name means bird in Dutch?
Re: Video: Watch How These Families React to an Interactive Mario Display
https://twitter.com/CharlesMartinet/status/675098126294847488 Charles Martinet tweeted this article!
Re: Yacht Club Games Unveils Full Details of Shovel Knight amiibo
Shantae amiibo when
Re: Sega Slashes Full-Year Net Profit Projection By 90 Percent
First is was dlc, then on-disc day 1 dlc, then microtransactions, then mobile ports and now pachinko machines. These companies will always find new ways to profit.
Re: NX Won't Be The Next Version Of Wii Or Wii U, Says Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima
Just give us free games, literally that's their best way to say thank you for buying a wiiu. Just give us like 10 virtual console games for free again.
Re: Nintendo Download: 3rd December (Europe)
Why do they keep giving us these third party themes no one is going to buy instead of the nintendo themes from japan everyone wants
Re: Splatoon's Next Splatfest in North America is All About Junk Food
@DiscoGentleman the traditional sense of pizza is a pizza margherita which has no meat on it at all, or do you mean you're vegan?
Re: Rumour: A Class in Bravely Second is Supposedly Being Censored for the Western Release
They should've just made the outfit less revealing and removed the tattoos if they're afraid of offending native americans, can't they see how replacing a native american by a cowboy of all things is a very bad decision? That's almost the same thing as removing a jewish caricature and replacing it with a nazi instead.
Re: Hands On: Getting Pinned Down By Nintendo Badge Arcade
@Mus1cLov3r the fact is that there is no such thing as "1 guaranteed free play a day" as a lot of people imply. You can be immature and say "it's just because you suck!!!" but that doesn't change the fact that there's no free plays each day as a lot of people try to argue for some reason.
Re: Hands On: Getting Pinned Down By Nintendo Badge Arcade
@crimsontadpoles I haven't gotten more than 6 fake badges at most in the practice machine, most often it's 5.
Re: Hands On: Getting Pinned Down By Nintendo Badge Arcade
@iphys No, you are the one wrong about how you think this game works. Stop propagating the lie that you get one free play each day, it simply isn't the case.
Re: Hands On: Getting Pinned Down By Nintendo Badge Arcade
@NintyMan I keep seeing the "one guaranteed free play a day" thing everywhere but I've failed to get any free plays out of the practice machine two days in a row now so that's dumb.
Re: Sacked Nintendo Treehouse Staffer Chris Pranger's Dialogue Has Been Removed From Star Fox Zero
He removed his tweet, does anyone have a back-up?
Re: Feature: Five of Our Favourite Nintendo Direct Moments So Far
I'm glad you included the Shibata Phoenix Wright one, that was my favourite for sure. For someone who is supposed to host the European directs we only see Shibata about twice a year, but I'm still glad whenever he hosts. He always seems kinda nervous but really excited about every game he announces, even games that are clearly not that good.
Re: Nintendo's Share Value on the Rebound Following Poor Reaction to Miitomo
@ULTRA-64 That's how stocks work, you buy them when they're low when you're expecting them to rise. Nintendo's stock is low right now and with how long they haven't announced anything you'd expect a good announcement soon (which would cause the stock to rise).
Re: Nintendo Is Making Female Characters Cover Up For The Western Version Of Xenoblade Chronicles X
@Sinister this character is not on the beach, she's clearly being put in that costume for titilating purposes. Context is everything. They added this for the purpose of pedophiles (or lolicons as they like to dub themselves) to enjoy it, which is why it's good that this is removed. It's why it's ok for a parent to have a video of their own naked baby but not for a complete stranger to have a collection of videos of naked babies. Context.
Re: Nintendo Is Making Female Characters Cover Up For The Western Version Of Xenoblade Chronicles X
@Kaze_Memaryu child porn in the form of a bikini-clad 13 year old is more despicable. Honestly, what would your mom say if you told her this is was you're defending on the internet?
Re: Nintendo Is Making Female Characters Cover Up For The Western Version Of Xenoblade Chronicles X
Good, nintendo is becoming more and more progressive. If only they'd just remove this kind of stuff from the japanese version as well. If no one knew this was an option in the fist place then no one would cry "censorship" at the removal of it either.
Re: Michael Pachter Thinks Miitomo Will Have Trouble Tempting People Away From Facebook
People still use facebook to interact with each other? My facebook feed is nothing but "person x liked clickbait article y"
Re: A Level Made by Shinya Arino Will Be Included in the Upcoming Super Mario Maker Update
Won't this be japan-exclusive?
Re: Nintendo Reports Profits as System Sales Show Positive Momentum
Release rhythm heaven 3ds.
Re: Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash Details Revealed, Including amiibo Support and Rosalina
@NintyMan mario tennis open had a playable luma but not rosalina
Re: Video: Nintendo Shows Off a Few More Challengers in Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash
no rosalina no buy
Re: Yes, Fatal Frame's Lingerie Outfits Have Been Removed From The Western Version
Good, all the power to you nintendo.
Re: It's Cats Against Dogs in the Next European Splatfest
@maceng all of these suck, US already had heroes vs villains with the transformers
Re: Nintendo Enjoys Market Share Dominance in Japan
@Artwark don't underestimate the power of pachinko machines
Re: Hyrule Warriors Legends Site Shows Off Skull Kid and Phantom Ganon
The 3ds version looks atrocious compared to the wiiu, geez.
Re: Review: Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash (3DS)
The final nail in the chibi-robo coffin, rip little guy.
Re: Miyamoto and Tezuka Discuss the Difficulties of Balancing Games for Players of All Skill Levels
@simonthomas6 that's what makes it balanced, if you got nothing but gold mushrooms in first place it wouldn't be very balanced would it? In Mario kart Wii there was a guaranteed 2 blue shells each race, in mario kart 8 I don't see them in about 60% of the races I'm in. I don't think you understand what balanced means and I have no doubt the reason you think it's unbalanced is because you're as bad at mario kart 8 as you are at the english language.
Re: Miyamoto and Tezuka Discuss the Difficulties of Balancing Games for Players of All Skill Levels
@rushiosan lol mario kart 8 is the best balanced mario kart to date, the fact that you think mario kart wii is more balanced than it shows you either haven't played the game or just plain suck at it. It's not unbalanced just because you're a terrible mario kart player bro. People can almost consistently place top 4 whenever they race online, something which definitely could not be said about mario kart wii. It sounds like you don't want any items at all in order to have it be balanced, in which case you should go play forza or something.
Re: Super Nintendo Classic Chrono Trigger Gets Digital Audio Support
This takes away from the game imo, if you're gonna play chrono trigger do so with the original soundtrack.
Re: Save Data Hackers Top Competition Leaderboards in Pokémon Shuffle
@RupeeClock lol yeah you do, I'm looking at the european leaderboard right now and it's all 99999999 scores.
Re: First Impressions: Getting Down with Shantae: Half-Genie Hero
There's nothing lucky about being a kickstarter backer, it's all about the money
Re: Review: Super Mario Maker (Wii U)
what's a niggle, it almost sounds offensive
Re: See How Plague Knight's Moveset Was Concocted
was this the only dlc or was there gonna be more
Re: Poll: The Battle of the Nindies and Questions on amiibo
Shovel knight is one of the worst eshop games I've had the displeasure of playing, but I would like a shantae amiibo to be released.
Re: GAME Confirms Shovel Knight amiibo
Calling a hoax on this one
Re: This Mario Kart XXL Game Boy Advance Prototype Looks... Interesting
@DarthNocturnal me too, super circuit looks absolutely awful and this at least looks kinda decent I guess?
Re: Video: How Tourney Mode in Super Smash Bros. Could Be Improved in Five Ways
Shibata from nintendo europe admitted to reading nintendolife once I think, maybe someone high up in nintendo can get the tournament feedback back to sakurai
Re: Video: Splatoon Co-Director Tsubasa Sakaguchi Gets Grilled By Kids
I like this guy, he always seems quite happy to do interviews about the game.